eggnog edition
real new
hmmmm yes. this new will do.
>>217696767I feel like if I rewatched this show as an adult I would be very disappointed
>>217696784t. Crocker
>>217696784I will let it remain in my memories and live on in my memes
i kind of just want to be left alone, unfortunately i need money
this is the one
Samefags
>>217696800*pokes you*
>>217696812?
I hate that tranime leaf.
>>217696824and we all hate you
>>217696826GOTTEM
pipe down phoebe
>>217696826raped that freak
drinking milk
>>217696826Wrong, only a few haters hate me.
>Wrong, only a few haters hate me.
>>217696863Same here!
>>217696907enjoy
i made this >>217696881
hate to agree on anything but the world truly would benefit if that troon killed itself
>>217696918The world would benefit if we nuked Moscow
>>217696939and tel aviv, new delhi, beijing, ohio... many such cases
gooning to gock
>>217696767Posting as an American visiting quebec. Beautiful place and ppl. So youthful. Spending money here the past few days. Thinking could live here. Obviously the country is poor but i have an unclaimed canadian passport and could live here w american money. Any expats do? I kno 0 french.
I wonder what the troonleaf''s butt smells like through her panties. if she just got out of the shower I bet it would smell soapy and laundry detergent-y. after a long gaming sesh I bet it would smell like maple syrup but also crushed nacho cheese doritos
>>217696963hon hon hon, le baguette fromage
thread quality has plummeted beyond comprehension
>>217696966I told you this was jason talking about canadian butts
>>217696979make some good posts then
>>217696968????? :'(
>>217696984
>>217696979That's mainly because no one says anything interesting. At least in the past there was someone displaying dangerous amounts of autism.
/cum/ is built for monster girl rape
FAILURE
the tripfriend on another board that was shit talking me started being nice to me after i called him a tsundere!
It's almost Christmas
being an incel wouldn't be so bad if i was rich
>>217697028a week and 1 hour
will someone PLEASE tell me how to meet women? I have no success whatsoever on dating apps
I look like this
>>217697057BarsSingles nightsRunning clubs
>>217696963quebec is the nicest part of canada desuonly place that's untained by anglo globohomo and protestant work ethic
>>217697065Wow you are very cute
You don't look like an anime girl. You're not a femboy. You're an ugly failmale.
>>217697015>tfw just lost a billion dollar deal because my dumbass refused to negotiate smdh.
>>217697077the irony of this post
Just clipped a massive toenail
>>217697015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj9U1Af8kG4
fuck women
Why don't I have a gf
>>217684214Look who it is
>>217697080all you can do now is double down on it.
>people don't discuss birdsmaybe we can talk about 17th-18th century north america? picrel is william crawford. he was burned at the stake because the indians were fired up after the slaughter of peaceful moravian indians in ohio, 1782
>>217697117kek
still cant find my damn nailclipper
>>217697130They all smelled bad and never showered and had poopy butts
>>>/gif/29963411moot and snacks literally did thisyou ain't a real 4channer if you never tried this
everybody STFU, I'm watching anime
>>217697161Not clicking that
"you've got america's favorite old fart! reading a book! in front of a fireplace!"
>>217697144That's true. Birds were cleaner in many respects. Btw his skin has black splotches because the Indians loaded their muskets with a double load of gunpowder without the musket ball and it shot hot powder on his skin. Mostly aimed at his groin. His penis was black and smoldering according to the literature. They made a circle of lots around where he was staked and they slowly burned him alive
quiet piggy
thread died because everyone left to goon
most exotic bird i seen in wild?probably likeummdem sea eagles in americaor a dead puffin
>>217697161die
>>217697216IM watching anime
>>217697130There’s a famous Canadian Martyr named Jean de Brébeuf who was also tortured to death by injunshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_de_Br%C3%A9beufhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Martyrs
>>217697234Check out this bird I saw on my lindywalk
>>217697161i'm perfectly fine being a fake 4channer then. do you know how ugly a guy as emaciated and hairy as i am would look in striped panties?! psh. like that's the big problem. 'it's not the gay dick-rubbing, i just wouldn't look good doing it' haha
>>217697275It's a fucking duck
>>217697216They brought up anime so I had to do something else for a bit. To each their own but it's not for me
>>217697251have you heard of albert johnson, the mad trapper of rat river?
Like to go on an incelwalk but it's cold and a deer will eat me
niggas be like"this japanese cartoon too spicy"
>>217697199did he deserve it?
>>217697275I think it's a blue heron
>>217697275corr yeh see em quite a lot where i ampropa intrestin wuns deez
Herons bad. You shouldn't do drugs
>>217697328will never forget day saw a deer on the tubeline trackscoz weirdlike middle of a citybloody deervery unusual
>>217697323This is what Canada used to be about…
Hey sweetie
>>217697413One time I was visiting a coastal town and saw deer swimming across a big harbour to get into the town, which is apparently a rare occurrence around those parts.
>>217697336if they hadn't been captured they would've continued to upper sandusky to kill more indians. you be the judge
Watching South Park before I enter the dream zone
>>217697431hey
I hate my job so much and the worst part is I'm not even especially good at it. I'm not the right fit but I can't get anything else because the economy is too bad.
>>217697455What are you doing
>>217697470haha literally me except Im only working 1 day a week too
>>217697496Drinking and watching TV. It's pretty much all I do
>>217697541What are you drinking and watching
>>217697549I'm drinking Bud light and watching gay porn
Zamn China be wildin
>>217697549PBR and Family Guy. I might be trash
>>217697607Yea family guy sucks Watch Futurama
i'm watching thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leiX9c5fqhw
>>217697607better be classic family guy
>>217697621based and true
>>217697621Futurama was never good aside from the Christmas episode
>>217697635you are wrong
>>217697635Among the worst takes I've seen on here
Statistics not broken down by ethnicity are just propaganda
>>217697640>>217697648You are right I forgot that one episode about zoidberg wanting to mate
new https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj1ql9H1s6g
Lots of soulslike slop coming out nowadays
>>217697718welcome to 3 years ago
>>217697718Good
>>217697718The only soulslike slop I tried was the original lords of the fallen
>>217697635futurama was good until it ended up on comedy central
>>217697783That's where I started watching it
Where is everyone
>>217697925sitting at my desk
>>217697925Having sex with their girlfriends
>>217697925just finished my duolingo sesh
>>217697954What are you learning
i like women
>>217697983italian
>>217697999Cool, I'm learning Russian
>>217697999mamma mia
Im learning Japanese
>>217698027Weeb
>>217698027konichiwa
>>217698027moshi moshi
>>217698027i hope you're doing more than duolingo because duolingo's japanese lessons are ass
why cant retards open up google and read?
Beans taking a while.
>>217698069moshi moshi!hello! who is this?!
>>217698119it's me, anon-kun
>>217698129ohhh! herro anon-kun!! how are you today!?!
>>217698137good, i'm posting here in between sets of weight lifting and I consumed 115 grams of protein today so I hope to have nice strong muscles soon
>>217674745
3am wakeupcovfefe time
>>217698146wow anon-kun you're going to be very stronk! make sure to keep up the good work!
>>217698194thankshanging up now, bye bye, have a nice day
>>217698222bye bye anon!!
I'm Hawaiian, never been to the mainland, but if I ever go I want to be as annoying and ignorant as possible to enact my revenge. What do you guys hate over there?
>>217698240s*uthern Californians
>>217698240what a person hates depends on their political affiliation
>>217698247There is no difference between them and you, and if you think there is you are wrong.
>>217698240>my revengefor what?the annexation of Hawaii 150 or so years ago?I had no part in that!
>>217698077Im using renshuu, going to order some textbooks too
Imagine eating this good
>>217697983Brazilian portuguese I want to talk with lum'sbra
>>217698293Wish I had some za and oda right now
>>217698333Don't let your dreams be dreams.
Thinking about what I'll do in wizard 101 tomorrow
They've come
goodnight
>>217698441Imagine being picked up by them and raped
>>217698441They'll save us from war and disease
1 week till chrimbus
>>217698474Beware the Sugar Plum Fairy
>>217698276Tourists are just very rude and drive prices up. I think I'll bring a very oversized beach towel and umbrella.
>>217698485Beware my nuts on your face
>>217698486You'll have to set it up right next to someone else to be annoying.I like Hawaiian food, I ordered this a couple weeks ago and it was good. Chicken and fried fish with rice and Mac salad.I also like Loco Moco and Spam
Momberg convinced me to wait and see if my legos go on sale after Christmas instead of buying it for full price
nothing ever happens
You guys need to start chatting more or I'm going to fuckig bed
>>217698580This dude fucks his bed
>>217698525For me it's kalua pork with rice and steamed broccoli.
>>217698580Thoughts on artificial intelligence?
>>217698586I also fuck your mom and gay Dad
>>217698593I don't like it
>>217698612No one likes itSo why do we put up with it?
>>217698525gonna watch the hawaii bowl?
>>217698527If I had a blonde, blue-eyed American girlfriend with fair skin, I’d make her dress up in a cowboy outfit
>>217698625cowboys are Mexican you absolute fucking dumbass
>>217698622Nah, I can't into college football. Too many teams, I have no allegiance to any of them, too high scoring
>>217698648>>217698648>Too many teams, I have no allegiance to any of themtheres a university of hawaii on Oahu...>too high scoringwut?
>>217698641Senooooor
>>217698671Cowboys are Mexican they aren't white and they aren't American
>>217698660I've never been to Hawaii >too high scoringYes, the defenses are too amateur.
>>217698694oh Im talking to the wrong personderp
>>217698693Go home Pedro
Tell me, what good is universal healthcare if your doctor.... is black?
why does Warner bros hate paramount pictures so much
>>217698713I'm standing in stolen Mexican land
>2005>Thinking Maggie was remotely decent>Not thinking James was the best player that season
I kinda want to have a big schizo mental breakdown at family Christmas. Just start spazzing and freaking out. Start flailing around and cursing, convulsing and screaming. Become a danger to myself and others, y’know?
>>217698795I think this is a bad idea
Hungry for some bacon
>>217698795THEY SAID I WAS A DANGER TO MYSELF AND OTHERSI HAVE CC BROTHERSFORGIVE MY ENEMIESWM'LL LIVE ON LIKE THE KENNEDYSEVERY AMENITY YOU LOVING THIS IT'S UNAMERICAN NOT TO BE GLUTTONOUSSHOULD HAVE A BIG CHAIN TO ACCENTUATE THE UGLINESS
t minus 10 hours until the interrogationmy entire self worth is at stake behind getting hired at walmart fuck my pigger life
>>217698891You are Ukrainian?
Slipped in the bathtub and bonked my head, now some clear goo is coming out of my nose and apparently it might be fucking cerebral spinal fluid holy shit. I'm scared to go to the hospital though and I can't afford it
>>217698926Go to the emergency room and simply refuse to pay after.
>>217698891don't worry soon you'll be big piggin
>>217698953thismedical debt isn't realwhat are they gonna do, take your health back?
>>217698926Damn bro I think you need to go. I don’t want you to end up in a shitty financial situation but this sounds very concerning.
>>217698926That goo is semen
>>217698924no?>>217698960kek
>>217698926you can literally just pay $10/mo for eternity how do people not know this. they can't even charge you interest.if you don't pay anything they will probably garnish your wages. I suppose if you're black or something then they wouldn't bother.
>>217698983I've only seen Ukrainians get called piggers
>>217698926>clear gooMucus?
>>217699001it's a portmanteau of "poor" and "nigger"
the more you know
>>217699005Fuck racism
>briefly heard police sirensSomeone's getting pulled over
>>217699066It was your gay Dad coming back from the gloryhole
>>217699074My dad died 13 years ago
>>217699105Died from aids
>>217699144Nuh uh
>>217699200Uh huh
Have to avoid anything fallout related for 2 months because they decided to do a weekly release schedule instead of all at oncefucking boomers
went to see my shrink and she lowered my drugs. i now take 300mg of leponex instead of 450. she said i shouldn't go to the nuthouse and i just need to be more active
>>217699248She wants to have sex with you you need to show her your penis
>>217699248Now quit drinking too
>>217699248What mental illness do you have?
>>217699325Me when I'm just a chill guy having a bubblebath
cant sleep guess ill do some computing
day 2 of my package being stuck in jamaica what the fuck is taking so long
>>217699859dey on island time
finna ask momberg to throw some bacon in the oven before she leaves
>>217699926is that a euphemism?
>>217699941no
kind of feel eepy but i know if i sleep now ill wake up late
Guys, I was in an urgent care waiting room, and this cute girl kept staring at me and looked genuinely happy. When she was called to be seen, she stood up and turned to look at me, but I got super nervous and looked the other way. Now I’m really regretting it, I know I should’ve said hi right now I am so filled with regret
>>217699859What did you order from Jamaica?
>>217700004It's okayLearn from the experience
>>217700004thats nice, one time i got out of my car and some girl smiled at me i still think about it years later
>>217700006i ordered a mug its from the uk but passing through jamaica
the mug is going to be for the soda i get on pizza day
I'm still jetlagged and I keep waking up at like 4 am
>>217700024girls smile at me all the time what is that supposed to mean?
>>217700070what kind of mug is it?does it look cool?
>>217700081means you are good looking lucky you
>>217700085>does it look cool?you tell me
>>217700088>means you are good looking lucky youI don't have/never had a girlfriend
hungover
>>217700109That is very coolI was just playing Terraria a bit ago
average IQ in this country is like 75.
>>217700011I was at a bus stop and this girl kept turning around and looking at me then she saw I caught her looking blushed really hard and ran away
>>217700114are you autistic
>>217700124i was playing a lot last year but got filtered by the moon lord
>>217700145what did she look like
>>217700172I honestly barely do much past the mechanical bossesI just like building and exploring
>>217700176Really young like 18? She had fair skin, red hair, blue eyes
Just took my meds (two weed gummies and a beer)
>>217700186i wanted to get all the achievements
>>217700209You can't fucking do that Canadia is a dictatorship it is budget America
im scared of going to college because i suck at writing essays
>>217700273underage.
>>217700273but you would get teenaged pussy
1 week until hanukkah has been over for 3 days
>>217700284i wont get any pussy
>>217700237Don’t snitch to the mounties on me!
another year of being a failure
Have you guys watched Emily in Paris season 5 yet?
>>217700635Not yet.
oh cool, i can get one of these instead of wasting time studying for a licensemore time for gooning, anime and vidya!
ate some bacon i put some red pepper flakes on it and cooked it in the oven for 12 minutes
i just saw an epic meme it made me laugh
>>217700799That's a waste, just get the G1
hmm a little covfefe and a little zazaa good morning I think
America's sex symbol
>>217701446Everybody knows America's real sex symbol is the bird robot from FNaF
im hopelessly unhappy guys
>>217701446She's our generation's Marilyn Monroe
>>217701446where did her hips go
>>217701493No it's the snorlax pokemon
>>217701522corset>>217701446no corset
im hopelessly high guys
>>217701847no one cares weedtard
Just took an absolutely gargantuan shitIt filled nearly the entire bowlSuch is the life of a fibermaxxer
i need to enact a 3 day special military operation to Jamaica so i can rescue my package
>>217702314Yeah I eat a lot of oats, vegetables, fruit, and legumes.
Have you ever fallen in love with an AI chat bot
>>217701508What for
Can't find anyone to help me with a dungeon guess Ill take a break
bored bored bored
No, America's real sex symbol is Ethel
what the heck would you even use something like this formaybe it's good for reading but i have a tablet for that not practical for day to day interactions and i assume itd be way heavier
?
>>217697073Not running club, but I did a street race once and a random chick in nike pros told me to run along with her. t. sperglord
based vivek
>>217704216Hope someone shoots and kills him like they shot thst other guy so we can post about it online and say "lol"
>>217703895He’s sexy
>>217703895Prong collars should be illegal. If you use a prong collar you should be shot.
>>217704307they're a good training aid for dogs who refuse to heel. you use them for a bit and eventually they will learn to stop pulling. you have to use the Springer collars that are rounded, not the janky chinese ones that are actually sharp and could injure the dog. they're not a long term solution, they're like an electric collar that teaches a dog boundaries for the property. once they learn you stop needing it.dogs are animals and don't learn the same ways as humans. if they act up in a den their mother literally bites them to discipline them. this doesn't damage them mentally or physically but it's what they understand. t. long time dog owner and not a little faggot redditor
>>217704409>dogs are animals and don't learn the same ways as humans. if they act up in a den their mother literally bites them to discipline them. this doesn't damage them mentally or physically but it's what they understand.I think cats are similar. My sister rescued hers from underneath a dumpster when he was like a few weeks old with no mom in sight. He's a little deranged because he didn't have that discipline.
WAKE UP BITCH ITS VODKACLOCK
Why is canada such a pozzpig
Good morning and death to all tr00ns
>>217704409>Non-delusional dog owner>Doesn't live in my country That checks out
>>217704754nuh uh! boygirls are beautiful!
What time is it? Coffee time, mughfukka
fucking the proverbial dogberg at the toilplex
>>217699267i quit like 5 months ago>>217699291OCD fears
>>217704774Tranitor is not
https://youtu.be/f4QBRgyitFs
Wish i had a beautiful big titty manwife to cuddle and give headpats and a lil reacharound
>>217704866Kill yourself
mechanics will look at you with a straight face while talking about people blowing out trannies
>>217704873Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnah.
>>217704873
>>217704523yeah it's not cruel to use some physical force to discipline them, it's just stupid to start hitting them like an ape because that will make them resent you. cats are handled roughly by their moms too and if they aren't taught at a young age, they will turn into shitlords for the rest of their lives (not unlike people lol)
Carl's Jr sunrise sandwich
Fedoras are awesome.
Oh yeah? Jack in the Box meat lovers breakfast burrito
Heh. "Meat lovers".
the penis fandom is dying
I season my coffee with a packet of hot chocolate. Uma delicia
NEW>>217704998
We really need to get a handle on making cum, it's getting silly
