This is what muslims actually believe
This guy brutally mogs Cth*lhu
>>217700355Kino genetic deformity (basmallah)
he cute
>>217700355kek
>>217700355those are figures of speech, God is infinite, a body can't contain God
>>217701647God aint real, the only infinite thing here is your mother's bottomless asshole, bitch
>>217700355he lookin goofy as hell
>>217700971Like a Pokémon
>>217701647i was told the quran is the actual word of allah and written in clear language so that everyone can understand it; now you're telling me it's all figures of speech that need to be interpreted and selectively ignored?
>>217700355damn I only just realised that the word seer is like, a person who sees. A see-er.that's deep dog damn
>>217702091lol
>>217701647what does only having one shin mean figuratively
The inbreeding makes sense now
>>217702258it should be written seeer
>>217701647>everything bad/weird about my religion is "a figure of speech"Why even have a book then? Just make up whatever you want whenever you want
>>217703199That's what Muhammad did, the quran wasnt meant to be written down kek
>>217700355Is this why muslims do cousin marriage so they can get deformities and get closer to their god?
>>217703423imagine if it never was and we'd now have hundreds of post-Muhammadan splinter groups all believing their own different versions of what was passed down orally over 14 centuries
>>217700355You can't imagine God. That's why they banned statue of God.
Mohammedans also believe that their prophet ate chicken. Curious.
>>217703752Lmao>>217702091Don't revelate!
>>217700355Literally me
>>217702091well then you could take 5min to ask an AI about it instead of making fun of arabs. why do ypipo always think that any brown person is like an ambassador for their whole race
>>217705887t. arab
>>217704106>we'd now have hundreds of post-Muhammadan splinter groups all believing their own different versionsWe still have that
>>217701647Rare. What’s your flag?
>>217701647Don't remember see that flag
>>217707072Oman
>>217700355always liked this meme, but some people take it too seriously.Allah is shapeless and beyond human comprehension. Every anthropomorphic quality associated to him is metaphorical, merely a linguistic device to be relatable to people. To say "he sees all" does not imply he has eyes. To say "he shapes the world with his hand" does not imply he has hands. The reference to "two right hands" is about the symbolism of the dominant hand in language. To imply God does something with his left hand implies imperfection in it. The one shin thing is about divine revelation, that allah will reveal just "his shin" and every believer will prostrate. The shin here projects the image of towering might.These are all anthropomorphical absurdities, not literal aspects of God.
>>217707706We dont claim to understand God. The Qur'an is about guidance, clarification, meaning to understand human life, in it's impermanence. Theology is not an attempt to explain God, or the metaphysical essense of him, but to understand the believers relation to him; how to live, act, and orient yourself in recognition of this divine.
how quas the quran written down, Muhammad was illiterate
>>217708130You claim to know what happens after death according to your fake idol, you are just a smelly retard full of shit
>>217708195It was written 200 years after he croaked
>>217700355>>217700481Why are sand goblins like this
>>217708299I was talking about not understanding God, not the reality he shaped. Thems the revelations and disclosure, and we don't fully understand the metaphysics behind that either.
>>217701647>athari isn't real o algo
>>217705887>ignores brown person came forwarded to defend piss-lamAI is the last thing one should ask about islam
>>217708491Saying he sends kuffars to hell is claiming to know his intentions.>realityReality my ass
>>217703199>Just make up whatever you want whenever you wantLike mohammed did KEK Funny thing: one of his prophecies was that the islamic last hour would happen literally 1400 years ago lmaoooo
>>217708585Embarassing. He copied this from christianity, which inherited millenarism from jewish death cults
>>217708571Decision to grant heaven or hell, is his alone. The guidelines and commandments are given to us; not rejecting the faith when it comes to you in any form. But only God can apply justice and mercy.There was a widely quoted story about a jewish prostitute. She saw a dog dying of thirst near a well. She took off her shoe, tied it with her headscarf, drew water from it, and gave the dog that water to drink. Because of this one act, it is said Allah forgave her and granted her entry into heaven. The reason for the inclusion of such a story was to highlight God's mercy.
>>217708629He literally pointed at a kid and said the last hour would come when that kid grew up.What a false prophet lmao.Fun fact, muslim countries have entire courses on the "Prophetic Sciences" and all the "camel urine health effects" studies are done by muslims, usually pakis
>>217708984>highlight God's mercy>"kill an infidel and go to heaven">allah-kun you are the beeeeeest
>>217701647>God is infinite, a body can't contain GodAre you implying God can't make a body that can contain HIM?
>>217709132Are you implying allah can't have a child because he literally doesn't have a concubine?
>>217709349does Allah have a penis?
>>217709349Doesn't sound omnipotent to me.
>>217700355they dont believe god has a physical formthe turkish muslims dont at least
>islam the only religion that describe god in non-MCU ways unlike other religion (not as human wih superpower etc)>christian/jeet want to stirr iti know they will do it since believing superhumanoid god is increasingly getting laughable, they literally fight for their survival of their shitty faith
