Kylie Minogue edition
just walk up to the girl you like look her straight in the eye and give her a firm handshake. simple as that
Police are appealing for the publics help to locate 13-year-old Marley, who was last seen in Torquay around 7:30am on 15 December.
las de hilo /mex/ estan dormidasgive them a kiss
>>217701601she looks rancid here
>>217701632Blimey that's a long way from Australia what was she doing there
last seen making the face made when a chud looks at a woman
I just cant get you outta my head. boy your all i ever think about sub edish
can you imagine being 19 in 2025 your whole secondary school life orange mong was president of the usa. cannot fathom such a thing
>>217701644i get it, its funny because torquay is also some place in britain
>>217701601was quite mesmerized by her as a wee lad
>>217701632
I hate dogs so fucking much
>BREAKING: LEGENDARY BROADCASTER AND NATURAL HISTORIAN SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH STILL ALIVE AT AGE 99
odd duck me, a real goofy goober
Sandwich, three easy peelers and some flavoured still water for the break time scran team
>>217701678heard he nonced up boys on his third world nature doco trips
Midday and I've had to turn the bathroom light on to go poo.
Rorkquay
holly vallance was fitter
been getting increasingly turned on when watching a porn star get dicked by bbc if i know she’s a bit racist
people who come to a complete stop at roundabouts when it’s obviously clear do my fucking nut in
Wonder if women like Kylie Minogue with a large gay fanbase actually like the gays or if they just put up with them to have fans
>>217701709like who
what would happen if britain finally adopted presidential system?
>>217701722if it's a big wide open roundabout on a 40 road where you can see for miles then yeah fair play but if there's a 90° brick wall or hedge to the right I will be stopping to ensure it's safe to go
>>217701729Women will tolerate a lot if it benefits them significantly.
we would all shag that it she kept it a secret
>>217701749>when it’s obviously clear
>>217701631thats why you use 2 vpns dummy
>>217701743I'd die of cringe
>>217701722some roundabouts near me they planted bushes along the approaches to force you to slow right down and look
>>217701753would've liked to have seen what this surgery looked like when it finished healing
>>217701761some people think that means they don't see anything coming, not that they checked that there wasn't anything coming
>>217701632>TorquayLiterally every single one of your posts has a name of a town or city in the UK. Are Australians that fucking retarded and unoriginal they couldn’t come up with any new names fucking pathetic
>>217701753the whole cosmetics industry should be smashed to bits
>>217701753
>>217701691His image is too clean, I think he’ll be outed as a pedo or something fucked up when he dies
duna jist coula meshdyu calla seeyuoys
>>217701791>brits named towns after places in britainamazing insight, real double digit iq mate
>>217701802was literally just saying this yesterday in this very generalget your own unsubstantiated speculations lad
>>217701791>they couldn’t come up with any new names fucking patheticyou mean like poowong
Women are mental, simple as
>>217701807fush and chups
arsegaylia
>>217701833Seeing more and more evidence of this these days.
things are just less funny when yanks do them
>>217701791a lot of place names are abo in origin, probably most of them actually. our capital city has an abo name
>>217701842was just saying this down the pub.
what are we doing about this then
>>217701791it's either that or Wollarooboobongolong
>>217701833need you enrolled in one of these classes
standing in the middle off poowong square singing my little heart out for a shot at stardom
>>217701856dunno. don't care. i got mine.
in jimboomba now but i'm getting up to mooloolaba tomorrow
We should drop bongs in Meekatharra or some place similar with twenty bucks and a sleeping bag and see how they go for 24 hours
ausdogs be like>yh I live in Shabbawabba
>>217701864reckon all this is going to do is make them resent women
>>217701856send them back and there will be more houses to go around
>>217701753Women really are the biggest consumerist suckers you could possibly imagine It's no wonder the Jews wanted to get them in the workplace earning their own money>excessive skincare>fast fashion>nails/tanning/hair>excessive makeup>Botox and other plastic surgeries Tell a woman she needs a 6 step skincare routine and they'll believe you and degrade those who don't Truly are the goyim of the sexes
>>217701849probably because some pasty 2% abo "activist" demanded they change the name of niggerville to pooweeton
>>217701856a few million more 3rd worlders living in social housing should fix the problem
>>217701856open the borders i think
>>217701897no it's actually been this way since the beginning of european settlement back when we used to unapologetically commit war crimes against the noongas
>>217701880sorted, got everything i need right here
>>217701864leftypol doing everything he can to avoid admitting what the real problem is.
>>217701661Why would British teenagers care about this
woke up with a crab scratching me under my blankets, threw him in the water but he came back in a few hours so i just left him be. I'll end up moving base soon to a different terrain without crabs
>>217701945creb and chups
>>217701864If we need classes to convince kids women aren't mental it's probably a decent sign they're mental
>>217701856Homelessness is one of those euphemisms that doesn't actually mean what people think it does. Unlike other countries, we lead in the provision of temporary accommodation, and don't actually tolerate much rough sleeping. The existence of this, of course, creates its own demand.When you dig into who's the recipient of this temporary accommodation you realise this is actually a wonderful feel-good story of how British taxpayers are paying for the accommodation and keeping off the streets of tens of thousands of households from all over the world!Not all a tale of foreign arrivals however. The existence of widespread temp. accommodation means that people have learnt what to say. If you present as a single mother the council has no other option, and once you are in temp accommodation you’re top of the council list queue.Rather than face people with the choice of having to get by with friends or family, or risk the streets, we’ve incentivised them to present themselves empty-handed to the council with the knowledge that they will be 100% sheltered. We are ‘creating’ homelessness.
>>217701963
was worried about my daughter being a victim of misogyny but then i remembered i don't have a daughter and never will
>>217701791yes, and they've been retarded since foreverbut you shouldn't be surprised, they learned by watching (You)!
>>217701967good post
>>217701856get the cute female homeless housed in rorkes gaff2 birds one stone x
so the only thing stopping this happening is "legal and moral constraints". I for one am glad intelligence services are bound by both these things and never do anything legally or morally objectablethis post brought to you by NordVPN
>>217701996>cute female homelessdo not exist
>>217701990Yeah I know I stole it word for word from a Twitter account lmaoo
>>217701864how will this help when some of the young lads go home to families where they're explicitly told women are inferior to men
too mad for a wank
i have to say i'm quite uncomfortable with the level of australophobia being exhibited in this thread. please do better lads.
>>217702018why not shag the geoff
>>217702013screaming
>>217702017>when some of the young lads go home to families where they're explicitly told women are inferior to menNobody says this you leftypol nutcase. You have such a hilariously caricatural view of the world
zero AI used to make this art piece
>>217702012Saw one once, gave her a fiver and then went home and had a wank over an elaborate fantasy where I sheltered her and she repaid me sexually
>>217702044i think i saw this in my old GP's office
>>217702043he means muslims you clueless idiot
>>217702043that's a rorke talking about brown people level up your rorke-fu mate
am I a schizo or is there a tomato embedded in that turkey skin
perusing efukt looking for mentally insane pornstars to wank to
>>217702066its orangedo some reading next time yeah?
>>217702066orange slices that have gone translucent in the oven
>>217702066orange, muppet
>ITS THE MOOOSLIMS
>>217702066it's lemon. old mary's shoved a lemon right up its arse
>>217702037takes two to tango, and i'm not in a rape mood
Toilberg just openly farts in front of people, even clients. Doesn't bother me that much as I don't have a good sense of smell but it's embarrassing
>>217702066its AI look at the perspective on the blue glass
>>217702066imprint i think. Not underneath the skin. Was probably brined in some tight wrapping idk
PISSING down in Westminster
>>217702048there's a chapter in american psycho where bateman gives an attractive homeless girl twenty dollars before she looks at him in confusion and he realises she's just a student and he's dropped a bank note into her coffee. the embarassment causes him to have a mental breakdown
>>217702066See the sliced oranges to the side of the turkey? During the cooking process those oranges will only have been sliced in half, not quarters or eighths, and 'stuck' to the outside of the turkey via string or some such with the intention that during the cooking process the oils from the oranges seep into the bird and flavour it. After cooking, the oranges have been removed but their stains remain. The oranges have then been sliced into quarters or eighths and placed aside the turkey.
>>217702107wouldn't happen to be from yorkshire would he?
Good morning, /brit/Almost time for the new eh?
>>217702084>>217702088>>217702093>>217702122why do that though? why put an orange on your turkey? or a carrot in your cake?bizarre decisions all round
>>217702102usually VNC.
>>217702105you ever... the horses...?
>>217702134sweetens the flavour a bit
>>217702118shags and kills her does he?
saw a homeless girl who couldnt have been older than 15 chatting with an old homeless drug addict abo, could only imagine where she is now
If I declare everything to be AI I'll never be fooled by AI you see
>>217702129get it made
>>217702134just stick to your super noodles ok mate
rorke bringing a homeless girl home only for her to take one sniff of his smelly bedroom and her to return to sleeping on the streets
doing horrible stinky little dances in my bedroom where no one can see me
>>217702139no, not some utter freak
The homeless fella episode of Inside Number 9 is really really good btw
this is literally me every time I get a haircutI don't even know why I bother The hobo look suits me far better
mad how patrick bateman would have been considered normal today
>>217702181https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765051889416363.webm
>>217702197howling state of that
When I was at school someone made up a rumour that this goth lass found two homeless men, took them home with her and had a threesomeAbsolutely ludicrous in retrospect but I think we believed it, what are kids like
>>217702197he's just fat as fuck and the beard covered his triple chin
>>217702149not that timelater he pushes starving hamsters into a girls vagina so they claw their way out
>>217702215bet it was a girlgirls do that
>>217702152rooted in the back of a 96 commodore
>>217702228cor what a psycho
>>217702197ROARING at that reveal
Because I want to FIT IN.
>>217702197BasedLard arses have been getting away with just being able to grow a beard for two long
>>217702262blurrdly whosh?
>>217702218thank you lad, if we ever need someone to give a literal description of a short video we just watched in future we'll give you a call
>>217702325speaking of, there used to be a gimp on the UK reddit subs who would do this exact thing in the comment section of any video post, allegedly as a "service to blind people"always found it to be very cringey and 'reddit'
Wish I was fat as fuck but whenever I try to gain weight it doesn't work
Me mum died in the holly
*tiktok voice*this lardarse was just fat as fuck and the beard covered his triple chin
decided that life starts at 28
>>217702345type it out in braille does he
>>217702325
me with the wife and kids
>>217702366what does a tiktok voice sound like exactlyi dont use it at all
>>217702345>allegedly as a "service to blind people"blind people can read now can they
>>217702444grass that length on a country estate will be absolutely full of deer ticksif you ever find yourself in such grass make sure to check yourself for ticks afterwards
>>217702444alri your HRHness
a gf seems completely unattainable, ridiculous standard to have to have one to be considered normal
legally blind means something different to having 2 eyeballs not plugged into anything i.e no sight whatsoever
>>217702468Do ticks have lime disease over there
>>217702444big fan of your wife's minge, mate
>>217702492unfortunately yeah
>>217702490yes
Finished at work for the year and don't know where to be at. Could go home, but my mum is still working and my dad is a headache to be around. Got two friends, one of whom is abroad and the other is still toiling. All my shopping is done and I don't really need to do anything. Don't really have the motivation to go out other than to maybe just kick around M&S for a new jacket. Got three weeks off now and fuck all to do.
>>217702444women should have to know the fear of balding
>>217702450they have a weirdly robotic asian-american sounding woman voice for text to speech, it's peak low-effort content to put a description of some stolen videos and claim the commentary is transformative
>>217702479This but a full time job
>>217702526use that time to grow up and stop leeching off your parents
>>217702198He would be a Looksmaxxer
>>217702526coming to the monty tomorrow?
nguegh
typing out a vivid description of rorke's brutal dismemberment as a service to blind people
>>217702526go watch soomthing at the movies
>>217702468Ticks are a complete non issue in the UK
>>217702542I don't live with my parents>>217702558would do it, honestly.
>>217702518We have loads of them here toWonder why they don't give humans medication like dogs can take that kills them if they bite you
>>217702581they sure are if you live in Tower Hamlets, abdul
can’t take the lotus eaters seriously anymore after they’ve sucked nick Fuentes off so much
releasing my new mini gimmique just in time for Christmas you're gonna love it
I’m such a weird ugly freak
>>217702598the what
>>217702595What?
what a beautiful thing this is to be among my dear friends
just got a gf lads
What?
what?
>>217702606something of a fat weird ugly freak myself
hot cross buns really are lush
>>217702607 friendship simulator for racist incel mongs
>>217702591if I had to guess it's probably that dogs are more likely to pick up ticks and fleas running about in the grass as often as they domaybe such a product could exist for humans but it would only see discrete usage like if you were going on a camping trip or something of that nature
blind fella plugging in his earphones, enabling text-to-speech to hear "it's over for rorke, pic related" then smirking
>>217702627yeah? fucking yeah?????
>>217702630/brit/
>>217702627mad they are an easter thing
>>217702644bit aggy this post :/
>>217702608You heard me.
I may be racist but I’m not an incel
>>217702638threw up guffawing down my shirt at this
gf found my braldey folder
>>217702638psc
>>217702636That sound right Must admit I have never looked into it though
gf found herself in a loving caring relationship, not with me obviously, someone else's gf
>>217702666
wait what
>>217702638ERGYP
This thread is going too fast
Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you like your sausages cooked a little bit longer. So, I got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad.No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer.Cooked a little bit longer.
psmrbgnaits
might employ a wee indian fella to deliver food and other items to my front door
>>217702698keep up unc
Smearing peanut butter on the gonads. Yes I DO have a dog
>>217702638effervescently rare good yank post
>>217667246Thoughts?
not viewing that
Sir Escort Hirer
>>217702715the umrabbit
posting a heater soon
little hijabi girl doing wheelies around the estate on an electric bike, probably not haram
made some bad comments on reddit while steaming last night, utterly diabolical, they're drowning in downvotes and I've had several other users issue sharp rebuttals of my words
>interest rates loweredgood, thinks will get worse at a slightly slower pace
When’s SeasideMark coming back?
how often do you think blind people need to replace the little ping pong ball on the end of their stick? It must wear down on the pavement.
>>217702782my disinterest rate just heightened
leftypol doing stuff in a gay way
>>217702781well you could just ignore it and move on with your life like a normal person
>>217702786not for a while unless he gets accidentally released early from HMP Bronzefield's nonce wing
The Kreampie King always gets his creampies
>>217702781owari da
>random punctuation/mathematical symbols OR upside down letters/numbers>semi-circle>four OR three circlesNever had a captcha where these weren't the answers
no excuse for being fat lads sorry but it’s just not on.
>>217702836;_;
SCREAMING
>>217702854Not on mate
i was declared legally insane by a room of professionals. i turned to the main psychiatrist and said these words 'he who is well in a profoundly sick society is surely the one insane, not i'. he pondered for a second while chewing of his pencil then turned to a lackey and motioned towards the keys to my harness
https://vocaroo.com/1iGln6Ww3vhLthoughts on this little hip hop beat i made?
might go mcds for lunch
literally no excuse for guys to be under 6ft. hit the gym fatass
>>217702831people will have had models trained to solve the current captcha within an hour of its implementationthere hasn't been a time in history since moving away from Google's reCaptcha that this website has had a captcha that wasn't easily solved by a machine
Spend the whole day in bed kind of day this
I just buy the clones of expensive fragrance now. Smells the same doesn’t last as long but also doesn’t cost £130 so that’s alright
>>217702872ah yes the jew slop that funds isreal, put that in your cosmic vessel
for me, it's the Inland North dialect
just love stuffing my fat face
a black man just came into my house and stole the mr kippling angel cakes fml
>>217702889Such as
>>217702920esoteric reference but I enjoyed it
>>217702870not too sure about this one swedelad
sir rishi sunak
>>217702937why not
>>217702831I've had a one circle and triangle answer a few times
got the lethal b on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miP66ukUkTw
NO KATE IT’S FUCKING HARVEY’S CARROT CAKE
>>217702956E.g.
>>217702958marina >
>>217702969ktim 5 years ago
>>217702969pscktim
Any 1996 man in
>>217702969ive always been friends with people older than me so i never feel this way my gf is 3 years older than me, keeps me feeling fresh
>>217702995*raises paw*
>>217702995...yh
>>217702979no
any 8th of March 1990 man in?
>>2177029951979 me (i know, i fucking know im old)
>>217703003Aha same gf also 3 years older than me x
>>217702926Such as what
>>217703003>>217703021I post with people who have gfs older than my mum
>>217702995why is everyone on /brit/ aged between 27 and 32
work christmas dinner this evening. i shan't be attending of course
>>217703044is your mum peng?
rorke
>>217703044i lied, im late '90s x
>>217703055Online retirement home
I don’t understand twitch chat on popular channels. It’s too fast for anyone to reply
>>217703070thats clearly porke
>>217703021unc posting in /brit/ in his mid 40s
>>217703021
>>217703055I'm 35
>>217703072Man's true nature, threatening to engulf her
>>217703055im 21..
>>217703072me with the sunglasses on my head
Diego finally realising the truth
>if someone is born in 1979 how old are theythis retarded little zoomer actually typed this out for ai to answer
model is 5'10 and wearing a size medium
Why do so many people wait till a week before crimbo to ask to catch up? They know its my busy time at work.
Any 2004 zoomer lad in
toilberg increased our health insurance costs for next year
>>217703104baited for exactly this response
>>217703117um
>>217703110alri uniqlo.com, your new site is shit
>>217703114you lot were born after fire red
>>217703111alri jingles the elf
>>21770302146, just a fucking kid
I'm 36 but I look 17
saving all your boring shit posts for the new are we?
>>217703080Did you really have to ask ChatGPT that
I’m 28 and my girlfriend is 17
ah yes, british cuisine
>>217703146hey x
mad how the non-antipodean people have things like health insurance, car registrations, taxes and stuff. Many moons since they lost their sense of reality them lot, forgot how to use spear and arrow, forgot the sound of the the wind rustling the leaves, forgot their ties to the land
NEMO SIBI NASCITUR
Mad how it just rains all day every day
>>217703185MODS
>>217703181no i was actually trying to bait kiwimong since i know he doesn't like ai but i hooked a smelly new worlder instead
>>217703210
>>217703193oh moons!
>>217703203quite peng
>>217703185Josh Giddey, is that you?
>>217703209Wow a master troll himself what an honor
>>217703072lol, Renaissance painting
