Gyaldem edish
>>217705127kys
blud is on loose women instead of running the country
Just got in from toil. Loosening my load and then going to have some tea
Bronem before honem
>>217705127a brit making a brit thread? whatever next?
kys gyaldemfreak
>>217705157ugh, darkies
>>217705127>scribblesDropped
nth for the baddiedem
I'll catch you in my death bag
Throw her to the jeet pits
I was in Sainsbury's earlier and saw something that blew my mind. Those posh wedges of cheese you can buy are that shape because they're cut out of a big cheese pie shape. Always thought they were made like that in a mold and packaged up, maybe people knew that but I don't go to the shops much
Irish diaspora's fiancée Meanwhile, undocumented cronem are popping young blonde dolls like crisco
>>217705157I thought Loose Women ended
>>217705008it was designed to be the capital, similar to washington dc, and deliberately built about halfway between melbourne and sydney as a compromise because both cities were bickering about how they should be the national capitalalso,>replying to an almost 3-hour old postkill yourself
>>217705210what happened to not posting about black men raping children, you said it was bad for you
>>217705200i would do anything to eat her shit
We all love arr Dua, don't we folks?
>>217705139You hate the gyaldem now or were you baking?>>217705165USA invades(Venezuela)
Brits when they writing something down
>>217705163what does that mean? getting your dick out?
>>217705220i think its pretty obvious he is mentally unwell so you shouldnt really trust what he says. plus he's obviously compelled to ritual post his gimmicks like many other freaks here
How British grown men hold a pen
watching loads of porn but not wanking because the drugs i'm on make spaffing impossible and all i'll do is frustrate myself if i try
>>217705157To that anon that called him>Starmlin The other day, Im still laughing about it
>>217705201Others will laugh at you but I had the same reaction when I first learned that too
fuck i was hoping the new captchas would filter heatherlad.haven't seen mouselad much lately though so that's something
>>217705233kill yourself
>>217705266put a pipe cleaner down your willy
>>217705201fuckable cheese
>>217705285Mousey said on discord he's gone to Edinburgh to visit his dad
met my mum's 2nd cousin at grandad's funeral yesterday and she was FUCKING FIT and she was definitely gagging for a wake shag
so many contemptible wretches herei want you all dead
>>217705233she looks like a rando albanian darky lookswise objectively nothing special about heryou're like a bunch of girls falling for celebrity halo (the reason girls found the beatles attractive)
>>217705124
>>217705304well hopefully it's an intervention and he gets sent to a psychiatric hospital to receive the treatment he desperately needs
>>217705201>>217705277My ex gf thought broccoli grew like mushrooms and they were naturally small like that She didn't know it's one big stem that gets cut into florettes like Cauliflower
>>217705233shes going to hit the wall so fucking hard and fast
>>217705325Okay
NOW YOU'VE DONE ITJIM HAS FIXED IT FOR YOU
woke up in a cold sweat from a dream where i was indian
whats a good refreshing summer fragrance lads, i really like the first few seconds of nautica voyage but then it becomes a normal fragrance
>>217705325is that what you have?
>>217705313Well they do say all endings lead to new beginnings.
>>217705233I love my fellow gunners x
>>217705313I’m sure she’s in the market for a fat unemployed incel
might be coffee time
It's not even her lads
>>217705372squeeze a bit of lemon down your jocks lad!
got a mao zedong poster on my bedroom wall
>>217705304listen to Abbey Road and rate it out of 10
>>217705415True she barely gave my brother the time of dayI must have won her over with my hilarious eulogy
nigga starming keirs
>>217705372put a pinch of sage in your boot and all day a long a spicy scent is your reward
>>217705435i've got a moonman poster
sir rorke stormer
>>217705325>Mental health clinic in Deerfield Beach, FloridaThey correctly used 'in which'.Is this had been a clinic in the UK, they would have used 'where', which is grammatically incorrect.
>>217705157He's so zesty it's unreal
It's harder to plap fat women these days than 10 years ago Fat fucks have overblown egos from 3rd worlders giving them attention on social media
>>217705466thats cringe
It's the phones
hoeflation
posters in order of how much they deserve death:1. heathernonce2. ziedy3. sacked tranny4. escortmong5. gyaldemfreakanyone else?
>>217705509no it isn't
teaspoon of cannabutter down the gullet
destroy women
>>217705522Literally all me
>>217705363Mix tape cover vibes
>>217705524cringe little boy
>>217705522the raped
>>217705567poofy homo fairy
ziedy, revealed!
Got the notification MREs are in the post Gonna larp like Steve1989
>>217705486>condition where>nhswhy can't brits use grammar correctly like americans?
>>217705577rapes your arse*
>>217705534hear hear!
>>217705522DTFIC, bradleyposters (especially sinister bradleyposters), the kiwi, the frenchman who calls everyone "brit bro"
extreme meltdown
>>217705569of coursehe can take position 4
>>217705586have you ever been employed heathermong?
>>217705534BasedTrueRealFact checked Verified by independent sources
It's sad that even British institutions don't know how to correctly use locatives. Maybe some Americans should come over and teach them.
lets be honest, all this pro-palestine and now infitada whatever shite going on is just a cover for extreme islamism
>>217705534too harsh by fara simple custodial sentence and re-education would be sufficient
sat here on my little racist tush, all on my tod, thinking racially-charged thoughts, radiating bigoted gamma rays in all directions
>>217705608>the frenchman who calls everyone "brit bro"hate him. got the whole country filtered just because of him
>lang=bn
>>217705663>uses the racist energy to boil water into steam to make a generator turn
where’s gorpheus?
Wonder how long this incel situation will continue
>>217705664not worth it, the other frenchman who posts here is a good lad. just use your mind filter ladalso i almost forgot to mention another poster who deserves death; that lad who links to old threads under the false pretense of it being the new
>>217705655Not sure what the justification is meant to be now it's all sorted
>>217705694on his way to meet glod
>>217705522Holodem poster
>>217705716:)
>>217705700shall not be removing the filter but if this other French lad is seeing this, just know you are caught in the crossfire here and I hold no ill will towards you. Maybe in another life we could be friends x
not coming back to 4chan after today, these captchas are the biggest pisstake ive ever seen this website throw out
>>217705663me? constantly emitting deadly quantities of hitler particles along with noxious fumes
>>217705663same
Might make more coffee
>>217705522the aus fag who is desperate to be liked here so spams unfunny shit constantly
Saw bald manlet holding hands with cute blonde
Bit extreme to wish death on another poster just because they annoy you.
cant decipher these new captchasits pot luck if i get one right
>>217705760you mean the guy who's always trying to stir up shit with the brits? i think that's holden, or commiemong (or maybe they're all the same person)
>>217705779good morning
>>217705784can't imagine how retarded you must be
the "brit bro" guy is our resident schizo, the priscilla nonce, genuine mental case nafri, used to spam the catalog with interracial porn too, years ago
Don't know how anything works in any kind of detail>Cars? Yeah they burn petrol and that turns a motor or something somehow.>How does gas turn a motor? Don't know really it just does
I'm not going to say anything about the pic, because I don't need to, it speaks for itself
>>217705821ok
>>217705821what is it with lunatics and interracial pornography
>>2177057843 options = two of the same pattern. Pick the other one.5 options = two different sets of 2 of the same pattern. Pick the one that doesn't have a pairCan't be simpler
>>217705839he just wants to be a nuisance
>>217705827natural gas works because it's pressurised and goes really fast which spins a motorit's actually renewable because you can just make the gas go in a circle with a paddle in the middle that keeps spinning
>>217705832why did he allow himself to norwood when he could afford as many hair transplants as he could ever want?
Scranning an interracial poo
>>2177058399 times out of 10 it's a little indian fella.
>>217705827This but internet Like where is it?If everybody turns off their PC will it die
>>217705827they generate electrical energy, for the electric motor
>>217705324ThisKnew a girl in sixth form who looked exactly like her, even with the same big earlobes She's mid
>>217705869Hair transplants are for nouveau riche peasants with more money than class
This is because the public give their governments the benefit of the doubt and assume that the vast amount of people they have seen suddenly appear in their neighbourhoods over recent years - performing menial tasks or none at all - cannot possibly have been invited at anyone's behest.What? That Deliveroo guy is actually a master's student at some local higher education visa mill I never even knew actually existed? Those people ambling around in the high street are actually spouses or dependents of care workers? That changes everything!
>>217705839The brown mind
loneliness has followed me my whole life. in cars, bars, everywhere. there's no escape, im gods lonely man.
>>217705827strange that you live in the first era where you could find out the answers to almost any question in minutes and you choose to remain ignorant, despite clearly having these questionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y32gDgLq6hE
>>217705654
homosexuality has followed me my whole life. in cars, bars, everywhere. there's no escape, im gods gayest man.
>>217705900heavy is the crown that sits upon the norwood-ravaged scalp
Rorke feverently defending the rights of crackheads to piss about all day SO LONG as they're white and British
>>217705747mong
>>217705869he's an actual princeyou can be as bald as you like if you're heir to the throne of englandwhat's she gonna do, run off with another guy?
Stinky French cheese
>>217705804Hi
>>217705944>what's she gonna do, run off with another guy?Diana did
>>217705839It triggers chuddies
>>217705832could play homer simpson in the live action movie if he weren't a royal
>>217705966Absolutely murdered that slaphead
>>217705944regardless, going bald can be devastating to your confidence no matter what your other circumstances are like, but if he's willing to embrace it then bully for him i spose
>>217705914Not really that bothered but thanks
>>217705975Doesn't really though
>>217705127rorke finding an excuse to not buy this and keep living with his mum
>called Dieana >diescan't make it up
Filled and folded tortillas are objectively better than traditional bread-slice sandwiches. Especially when toasted
rorke daydreaming about being an entrepreneauring capitalist during the Age of Steam (late XVIII to early XX centuries)
>>217705325brits would be like:>anosognosia is a condition where
>>217706029no worries
>>217706053It's near Birmingham
>>217706061for me it's the humble opium den
I like all forrens who post here except the ones who post 100 posts a thead
>>217706053>>217706061whats up with you botnet losers and being unable to make good posts
>>217706097half the forens are actually botnet nonces
woke molesting my bumhole
boing boing boing
>>217706045Blud can't see past his own melty
gfblatt dyed her hair black and now she kind of looks like a white version of pocahontas, doesn't match her seasonal palette at all IIBCHWYL (if i'm being completely honest with you lads)
>>217706116is this what schizophrenia looks like?
>>217706167fucking behead her and throw her out of a window
>>217706132Good post
>>217706132good post
>>217706195>>217706207thanks
>>217706178sounds a bit mean
>>217706106found rorke
well I feel poo 2 is currently manifesting
Psychoanalysing people based on their Norwood levels now are we
Westminster Voting Intention: Reform UK: 33% (+3) Conservative: 18% (=) Greens: 17% (-1) Labour: 14% (=) Liberal Democrats: 11% (-1) Others: 3% (=) SNP: 2% (-1) Plaid Cymru: 1% (=)
>>217706218weirdly seething post
I am an Italian.
my favourite playerhttps://sofifa.com/player/73921/nathan-de-cat/260013/
mad how ugly the royal family are, they all kinda look like matt smith except more sinister
just ate tomato soup and had two slices of buttered bread with some cheese and one of the slices was an end piece and i put some worcestershire sorce and grinded black peperr on top
Prince William seems like an arrogant and stubborn prick, as well as conservative. He's the type of guy who displays his baldness with a sort of arrogant pride and will sport a beard because 'it balances it'Add to that the pressure on the royals to appear traditional, there was no way he was going to get a tacky hair transplantEven if he weren't a royal and just a rich toff, his personality just doesn't fit with that of someone who gets a transplant
>>217706106>le heckin botnet raped my mum
>>217706289roaring
>>217706279True he is based
>>217706218i remember reading that he was told he can't have one because it makes royalty look bad if the future king is openly insecure about something like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g
>>217705966And how did it end for her
my thick balding barber basically got a thick stiffy over how thick and luscious my full head of thick hair is
>>217705832shocking lack of diversity in this image, get Kate down to the Gherkin pronto
>>217706257Greens 17% is braaaaaazy
wanking over some nina hartley scenes, the old girl has been doing porn for over 40 years, i think that's a record
mad how everyone here could be a botnet and I'm just talking to myself
NOT ME I HAVE A FULL HEAD OF THICK HAIR OF THICK HAIR FULL HEAD OF IT A FULL THICK HEAD OF HAIR THICK OF IT FULL OF THICK OF HAIR OF IT A FULL THICK HAIR OF HEAD
lads if you had to pick between two identical laptops one with a ryzen ai 7 and one with an intel ultra 7 everything else the same, but the ryzen one was £150 cheaper, would you get that one?
>>217706360yeah?
It's 2025How is balding still not cures Why aren't we cloning hair with stem cells
Can I use my old teachers as references on my CV since I’ve never had a job?
>>217706356Watched her video on how to eat pussy and tried it on my ex, the ex said it was weird and to go back to what I usually did
>>217706356she's my great aunt
>>217706374Amd just because intel rhymes with incel
>>217706379Treatment is more profitable than curing, same reason we still have cancer
>>217706279people always think im arrogant too just because im a slaphead. im considering getting a toupee because of this.
fridge has stopped making a noise when I close itfeels a bit strange, as if the natural global order has changed somewhat
>>217706383big if true
>>217706374Intel because it rhymes with incel
>>217706402Woke
>>217706383You can put whatever you want. When I applied to ALDI they didn't check my references at all.
>>217706402Very few men get hair transplants because they look like shit most of the timeIf there was a wag to fully restore your hairline with hair resistant to DHT every guy would be getting it
>>217706459what were your references
>>217706459Thanks
Go where Danny Noppert went
burgers cooking up well x
>>217706402don't think you understand how much men would pay for a mpb cureit would be multiple times more than a lifetime supply of finasteride and minoxidil
>>217706489Greggs and the RSPB (I'm a RSPB member)
should I drink a glass of water
any of you lads imagine people you know while wankingI've porn on with a girl who reminds me of someone from HR so I'm wanking to the idea of being punished for bad behaviour in the workplace
Penning Santa Claus in as a reference as I've been a good boy all year
>>217706257Where's Your Party?
>>217706514no. water is toxic
>>217706514the chemicals in water made me gay
>>217706518I wanked to stuff like that when I was 12 mate, grow up
>>217706498royal society of petulant bumders?
>>217706514on your head be it
>>217706518Of course, albeit mainly girls I knew in uni as the ones I know now are old and haggard
>>217706514people die from that shit mate (with drowning and that), I'd leave it
>>217706498royal society of paedo bumders?
>>217706560No, I've never worked for your dad's company before
>>217706518I still have the porn on but I've got into the habit of pairing this with elaborate fantasies, often involving the exgfberg and her matesProbably not healthy
I am currently enjoying a bockle of ale with my granddad. We are watching Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.We are not gay, we just come across that way.
>>217706267Temu de bruyne
>>217706557When did you stop wanking over 12 year olds?
>>217706151Is this melty in the room with us?
LETS GO I JUST WON $2 in poker
just got rejected from the RSPB, the Royal Society of Petulant Bumders, that istheir reason? I have no arse
physical maintenance under way, saunaberg looms
>>217706580bit like stephen fry and his bumboy
How the heck do parents afford private school fees?
>>217706525Sincerely going to howl if they actually do and up running and splitting the votes of the few seats green can actually win
>>217706498you should be busy listening to Abbey Road
Get the AGI built
>>217706597Good stuff
GB News has overtaken Sky News to become Britain's number one commercial news channel
*gay 80s singer voice*there is a poo and it never comes out
right can i post now or what
by order of the petulant bumders
My favorite egirl streamer moved towns and talks how she's meeting new people What are the chances she's getting pipedShe used to live in the middle of nowhere and be depressed but she moved to big city
>>217706518I still wnak over my gfs uni housemates that I haven't seen in 6 years
Artificial Gay-porn Intelligence
>>217706624They be getting that money niggaUnlike you sitting around wanking
>>217706626they willleftypol tradition
is it illegal to use AI to generate porn using photos of women i fancy?
>>217706660>ripped pleather pants for the black tie affair
poo
>>217706660Those kids will write a book in 20 years how they were molested by them
>>217706685Illegal without their prior informed consent
>>217706685depends how old those 'women' are
Might try writing a story or something
>>217706655lol
>>217706580>Alebased
>>217706685only if the girls are below the age of 12 (or 16 if you take the arbitrary age of consent laws seriously)
>>217706685yes
>>217706685no
might buy a house, get married and have kids
Literally every lass you fancy on Twitch or Youtube has a fella just offscreen, come on
and where has mouseGOD got to?
>>217706762Of course they do, you can't be an e-whore without a stable offline relationship to balance you out
>>217706767filtered by the new captcha IQ test
Just ate two eggs on sourdough bread with hot sauce but I am still hungry
>>217706767he'll be back to update us with his kitasan pulls i imagine
keep running across this streaming channel when i'm scroolling through youtube shorts were it's a girl and a guy and all they do is stand there making stupid noises for hours on end. very dystopian.
>>217706767up to no good with glorpheus and glod
steam winter sale soon
>>217706823Looks like a job well done to me
>>217706762not true, the only one I subscribe and donate to at the moment has said she doesn't
>>217706823Me on da job
>>217706820i've seen something similar, think it was a black woman and a white bloke and they're supposedly speaking in tongues for some sort of christian worship purpose
>>217706823nobody gives a shit about pride in their work in this country anymore
>>217706823annoyingly based
>>217706870and why should they? the country is utter dogshit with a broken system that prioritises dossers and foreigners
Moni (a.k.a. 'Poleaboo') will be doing her radio show over ChristmasGuests will include LisickiIt will be great
>>217706655don’t you have a gf
>>217706823"This is awful", I posted, on the British culture thread of a Laotian needlepoint forum from my desk where I'm currently ignoring urgent emails
Without Christianity, the West is finished.
In the UK, about 30% of net annual economic growth is just the increase in value of assets owned by the top percentage of millionaire elites. It's the increase in their share values, in value of owned properties they rent out to poors, all their little trinkets and so on.That is NOT a stable or viable economic strategy.
>>217706914Paki bender sex offender
>>217706823Definitely some dole sponger who reported that so they got what they deserved
when i was a young boy, i told my mum that my dream was to live at chessington world of adventures. today, i have achieved that dream.
it gringley out dere but katy nice n warm
i don't mind going bald as i'm fine with being an unc old man wearing jumpers and thatmight get to grow a moustache without looking like a paedo
>>217706914I can't wait
>>217706823would be damage to someone else's property if they took it probably
>>217706949Hello LARPoid. Christianity died in the west as a meaningful or serious force probably decades before you were even born. Besides it's all bullshit. Grow up.
having some jollof rice i made earlier, frankly i find the stuff overrated. wish we could stop pretending that niggers and jeets and chinks and so on are better cooks than white people just because they like to drown everything in spices rather than applying clever techniques. their approach to the culinary arts is brute force rather than innovationso yeah, fuck niggers.
might list the names of some friends episodes
>>217706972VPN off.
Never watched Futurama. Is it worth it?
>>217707022the one with all the gooning
>>217707032i literally live in poland if i turned a vpn on i wouldn't be able to post
>>217707021did u have it with fufu though?
>>217707039yeah
>>217707039absolutely
>>217707048Sounds ideal then
>>217707032you got me hahah
>>217707053nah i had some roast chook with it though
>>217706914thought he went back to being a bloke now
Not using a heatherfreak edition
>>217707063i would hate itthere are at least 2 other polish flags posting in the thread right now just so you know that's the first post i made in this oneif you had extra flags on you would see that.
early that
>>217707085the fabled water seal
>>217705156>>217705156>>217705156
non-early, non-heatherpaedo edish>>217707124>>217707124>>217707124
>>217707021Why are you so mad that you made African food poorly?
>>217706908it's broken *because* nobody gives a shit anymore
>>217707096good info!
>>217707096apologies that was wrong about when i first posted in this threadbut you're still mindraped by vpn users
>>217707071He did, anon is just chatting shit about stale /brit/ characters
>>217707152i accept your concession
>>217707196i concede only a portionyou're still mental
