non-early, non-heatherpaedo edish
all in here
glod dog
this is the one
much prefer it where we use non-heathermong editions
finally, a thread for me
yeah we're in here
>>217707148might sound a bit like mousenonce but i think its the duty of people not to entertain the schizos, and that includes not using their threads
Who or what the fuck is heatherpaedo?
>>217707148he's going to throw a melty and spam the thread now
>>217707180
poo yaoi
The one where Heathermong had a melty
Irish diapsora's Sri Lankan fiancée
>>217707198s
>>217707205>>217707209and there it is!
thought ziedy might have finally buggered off but just checked desuarchive and he here about 4 hours agosomething really needs to be done about him
>>217707198What is that?
>>217707225
He's been done
Anime!
>>217707224surprised he could figure out the new captchadoes he still sponsor spam or did it break his bot?
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
Okay
>>217707242>does he still sponsor spamyes, was doing it this morning
vantage city
>Decide to look up Oliver Cromwell to see how he was related to Thomas Cromwell>Oliver Cromwell's family's original name was Ap William, but it got changed after they married a member of Thomas Cromwell's familyWhat sort of a retarded name is Ap William? No wonder they changed it to Cromwell. Imagine being ruled by someone named Oliver Ap William.
>>217707233
>>217707242i don't think it's a botthe times he posts it are far too random, he'll post them again too whenever someone (usually mousey) spam reports him to get them all deleted
>>217707242yeah i actually searched for him in the archive by typing the word "hublot", the first phase of his spamming ritual as i'm sure you know
>condition wherelol
So nobody is going to tell me what it is?
>>217707272he has made over 3000 posts with the word 'cronem' in themit's just sad but he'll be here every day until he dies
feeling a bit emotional rn
>>217707264keltic patronymics
>he has a poordroid
>>217707269i thought it was after it broke when the clock changed>>217707272>>217707254wasn't on at the same time since the captcha change but that is unfortunate i hope he is squashed by a lamppost after a car crash
melty
>>217707280this sounds idiomatic
rorke's da
>>217707280are ziedy
>>217707324>after it broke when the clock changedI don't remember thisBut sometimes there are 1-2 day gaps where he doesn't post at all
yep... yeh ok I'll tell them that nowthe belgian just called me, he says he's leaving the parade now and he'll be on in half an hour when he's had his shower
Any lads here got any escort shags planned this weekend?
do you lads reckon there are any proper thickos who get bullied if they try to post but still like reading 4chan who are rreading this thread right now but not posting ??
brit is too slow nowadays
>>217707314Could easily afford an iPhoneJust don't like themSimple as
>>217707353no he didn't that's just the voices
>>217707355yh...
lads who do you think is the ugliest porn actress? (professionals only, amateur doesn't count because there's plenty of uggos in that)
if it pleases the court, I'd like to present Exhibit A: my bollocks
/brit/ you are dire as of late.
>>217707403s
>>217707385um
>>217707351yeah when they changed it wasn't posting right and i could have only assumed it was because his bot didn't adjust to it properly since it started posting at like 10am gmtthen he started doing it even in the afternoon so thought it was just a change of tacticsbut the mental filter is good to block it out, other than seeing what his plan is.funny that east riding lad gets called heathernonce though
>>217707280>condition where>nhswhy can't brits use grammar correctly like americans?
>>217707356too many terminally online nutters spamming the thread constantly driving everyone away
>>217707356you're irish
>>217707385
>>217707422they have to dumb it down for the cronem, last thing you'd want is for them to feel alienated by correct grammar
>>217707419he just posts it whenever he's onhe seems to sleep at about 12:30am though, I've never really seen a post by him after thatalso yeah he does impersonate him on purpose though tbf
>>217707410sorry
Sir Rorkeington's Daworth
>>217707333yeah, just as jamaican patois is idiomatic idiomatic is just a euphemism for grammatically incorrect
>>217707403more like charlie berk !
>>217707428never
>>217707280>>217707422what's the problem here? is it one of those fake and gay grammar rules like the less/fewer things or not splitting infinitives
>>217707224Hmm yes, we need a solution...A final solution, some might say
why would you care if the freaks in here make fun of you loool
>>217707489shriek
>>217707461so what is correct? "condition in which"?
>>217707403
>>217707524not funny
right thats me had enough
>>217707438There are cronem in America and they don't dumb it down>Mental health clinic in Deerfield Beach, FloridaThey correctly used 'in which'.Is this were a UK clinic, they would have said 'where', which would be grammatically incorrect.
>>217707533i'm not laughing
Is this what you mean by nonce botnet spam?
going to get a haircut but go to a different barber shop this time, hopefully one with better lighting so i don't have to stare into a mirror for 20 minutes quietly seething about how ugly i am
>>217707548been reading your post history i take it
+1 to my uma careers wins
>>217707547yeah but the yanks don't give as much of a shit about pandering to the cronem as britain does
>>217707148Then make editions yourself. You won't because you're a bone-idle dole scounger who does nothing.
>>217707547if you're going to do this gimmick at least spell correctly
>>217707515yes90+% of brits get this wrong and say 'where'
just put rorke hard on the floor with an uno, dos, tres
>>217707556you reply to a lot of them which kills the mood
Brahdli Ngubu-Walsh
>>217707580mindraped
just saw someone having a bit of a tantrum. looked proper rattled he did lol
rorkeberg covering his small penis in the sauna all the girls laughing
Peter Thiel believes Greta Thunberg is the literal biblical antichrist, and his only "hobby' is giving private talks to societal elites about his belief in imminent doomsday.Alex Carp said poor people deserve to suffer and be poor because their poverty is the result of stupidity. He said peace activists are Pagans who should be deported to North Korea.Elon Musk is on so much ketamine he can't speak coherent anymore, hires people to play video games for him, and doesn't know how to buy goods at a supermarket.You already know about Trump, cosy amigo with Epstein who refuses to release the list and does more schizo shit by the day.My point? Billionaires are not your friends. Stop simping for them.
>>217707590next time you don't have to click on my post numberyou can just filter me and then you can stop having mini melties
>>217707598thats mint ill post that
lads, what gift did you buy your mum?
>An under-fire trampoline firm already being probed for a string of horrifying accidents is under the spotlight again after a child died in an 'unexplained' tragedy at one of its play parks.>The boy, 10, died after falling ill at the Glasgow park on Sunday with helpless customers hearing 'hysterical screaming' coming from the bouncy castle area. Realistically what would’ve happened
He can talk the talk, but can he Rorke the Rorke.
rorke's hypocritical preoccupation with the grammar in nhs google overview table of schizophrenia instead of the untreated mental health disorder that ails his friend ziedy
>>217707568You're making excuses for Brits. Remember that Brits were not taught these grammatical rules in school. White Brits are as ignorant about grammar and in which/where rule as the cronem. In this case, it has nothing to do with pandering.
>>217707573that 90% are shaggersyou aren't. too busy waving a dictionary around like a virgin boffin
>>217707614nothing because I didn't get her in the secret santa x
>>217707605you're pretty thick aren't you
mum found the cum wall
>>217707605And Jeff Bezos? George Soros? Larry Fink?
>>217707614pair of shoes she wanted, £20 zara voucher, ferrero roches, after eight selection box and a chocolate orange
>>217707632done him
>>217707615bummed to death by pennywise
>>217707635Can't read your post over the sound of you choking on billionaire semen
>>217707622good point
A city whereA house whereA place whereA situation in whichA condition in whichA disorder in which Simple
>>217707553faded on the sides and slicked back. women are literally drooling every time i style my hair like this and im ugly as hell too. no joking this time
just did a wank
>>217707645our old cleaner eventually had to clean the wall my bed was adjacent to where i had been jizzing for about 2 years by that point and she started being weirdly sexual with me from then on, not even memeing
watching a video of a 50-something woman getting shagged betwixt her seasoned roast beef fanny flaps, and naturally corring and phwoarring and giwtwm-ing
a disorder in which you keep worrying about people saying where
>>217707614fuck all, bitch
right then, thats tonights kino with Da sorted
Reading that eskimos don't smell, mad that
>>217707683well? did you get to shagging her up the arse?
a condition in which you keep complaining about how other people hold a pen
>>217707708no she was old
going to pret, you want anything?
What's the correct answer:"We've reached a point...where/in which"
>>217707681that kind of cut doesn't really suit me because i have a rather large forehead, i prefer something more neutral
still dont know what poo screaming means
>>217707702Bet he does the old popcorn bucket with a hole in the bottom trick again Gets you every week with that!
>>217707705yeah mate it's the cold. they all have a condition where their nose doens't work
Another thread conquered.
We don't call them eskimos nowadays, we call them igbos
a wank had, a poo done, a clue gained
>>217707705East Asians don’t either
we're all in herehttps://www.twitch.tv/nyc_tours
>>217707258whatever happened to the bad psych editions matey?
watching call.me by your name with dadbelg x
>>217707725we can talk shit about kids on tiktok and their nonsensical memes like 6-7 but if one of them came here and absorbed some local gimmickry they'd think we're the weirdos
>>217707730a condition IN WHICHyou only use 'where' when referring to a location. 'a condition' is not a location
>>217707677what about using "when" not "where"
Spellcheck doesn't recognise eskimo as a word because of woke
My friend in high school unironically had a cum wallWhenever he was with his gf or just beating his meat he’d turn and finish on the wall, we thought he was kidding when he told us but then we were helping him move out and while cleaning his room we moved his bed and saw itWe saw the cum wall
>>217707725it's short for poo screaming in a nigger's face
>>217707762bent
been having a recurring dream latelymaybe it's a moment from a past life
Charlie Kirk meal from McDonalds
who've you lads got in the /brit/ secret santa, I've got Ziedbelg
I feel there has been an epidemic of itchy balls in the last 2 weeks
>>217707809got myself but not telling anyone so i can buy exactly what i want to get
>>217707809Get him a black dildo he'll love that haha
Are Sara
"When" is for time, "where" is for place. Avoid "where" for time.
>>217707725it's the synthesis of two rorkesian dialectocs
>>217707809[spoiler]^.^[/spoiler]
Australian lad should get paid big time for these Charlie Kirk jokes. He was there minute one cracking jokes while everyone else was too scared to say anything. He's a pioneer
Another day of doing bugger all almost complete
The Belgian poster is not Ziedbelg. That's slander.
>>217707852can you find where I asked?
>>217707872Yep. We were terrified
has ziedy been on since the new captcha?
>>217707906ok not we as in /brit/, but the internet in general
>Charlie Kirk
Lads, I wish wish WISH we could watch daytime and early evening freeview tv together, pick a show to watch and casually discuss it as we have it on in the backgroundI reckon that would be cosy af
Metric-ify time.100 seconds in a minute. 100 minutes in an hour. 10 hours in a day. 10 days in a week. 100 weeks in a year. Just scrap months.
>>217707647For fucks sake we told you not to bother with the gift card
>>217707914apparently>>217707254>>217707269>>217707272
>>217707898>>217707777
video games to simulate achievement porn to simulate sex and relationships /brit/ to simulate having friends and a social circle
>>217707790i had a foot wall where i’d rest my feet on my desk and i didnt realise until the day i moved that my it left a giant stain
>>217707955fair
>>217707963
mad how there’s just dog shit absolutely fucking everywhere
>>217707963kek this is me
>>217707931it would but people think it's funny to shit on anything like this despite knowing they'd enjoy it and then the sheeple in the thread go yeah lol that's fucking gaybest time in recent /brit/ for me was glastonbury 2023 when we were all posting about that and then klarc and vocaroo lad doing karaoke
brits be like:>anosognosia is a condition whereas if they are talking about a location
>>217707931we can watch frasier on paramount together
>>217708005based ESL mongtard
>>217707711howl
>>217707963it's just like the real thing
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c2k43zkp129oMost incredible thing about this story is that there's still a school in England with only white children
thinking back to a time where i had friends and social life
>>217707998https://voca.ro/1mMcRMFs9aHw
only time i had friends we went to creams once and mixed all our desserts into one devilish concoction and made me eat most of it after that i learnt they were pretending to be my friend because they felt bad
>>217708074FONC
mousenonce is not allowed to own a horse after playing the uma game
>>217708079actually sounds like sacked tranny but without the fake woman voice
You are all the black sheep and I am the white sheepI am a reasonably attractive, married, homeowning, 33 year old man. I am 6’2 with blue eyes. I practice Muay Thai to stay fit and most of my friend group is from there. I work on military aircraft and my wife is an engineer. I am into fashion, art, books, philosophy, fighting, and role playing games. I do some nerdy shit, like play mtg and world of Warcraft, but I’d still never hang out with any of you freaks.
>>217708117is that the game where there's a load of noncey anime stuff as well
>>217708079i miss him so much
>>217708135Awesome dude
hate being a grim alchie mong
looking back in anger
starting on freeview at 5pm:medical detectives - true crime xtra (channel 68)american monster - quest red (channel 40)I hope you will join me in watching these shows. We can discuss them on here as we watch.
They fucked up giving me a work phone cos i just leave the house when i want. Shall be dong that tomorrow x
What a nice story.
>>217708216don't x
>dong
>>217708223corr shoulda bet a million on himwonder what would happenmaybe they wouldnt let you make bets that are nig enough to bankrupt them
corrrrrhttps://x.com/chlolunaa/status/2001393741899178302/photo/1
tomorrow is my last day of toil this yearI will leave 4 hours early without telling anyoneby jan 7th they'll forget about it
reading mouseyposts, feeling equinoctial
>>217708135the edgy rightoid fantasy is so cringe
>>217708129it doesnt at all
>>217708135>I practice Muay Thai to stay fit and most of my friend group is from there.Most of your friend group is from muay Thai?
I'm turning my freeview TV on now and going to channel 68
>>217708319ok
>>217708256bets that are wot
>>217708275patriot
Poo seal remastered in 4K
>>217708206what kind of grim?cool grim like max payne or grim grim like the fish odour guy, forgot his name
>>217708079wish i had a soulful regional accent
67
>>217707852so when is using when wrong
>>217708290Not a fantasy and I’m not a rightoid I’m a syndicalist and I want to physically harm all rightists>>217708309Probably half at least yeah, we’re a big group of friends, the other half are people I met at my local coffee or record shop and a small amount are childhood friends
sometimes i get worried i'm saying my thoughts out loud and everyone can hear
>>217708219how does that mean a fuck-up are you going out but pretending to be in?
>>217708382*starts sucking you off slowly*
>>217708390yes
>>217708319The Medical Detectives episode that's started on channel 68 is this It's about a dead female prison officer
>>217708306mental how mindraped you are you literally can't help yourself from replying and can't bring yourself to just not look at my posts
had another schizo manaic episode but I calmed down oh well such is life with BPD
wish i could just have a robot voice in my ear reading /brit/ posts as i fall asleep
>>217708424schizo meltdown
>>217708424>>217708442I'm seeing double
>>217708135that's right, you are the sheepme? i am the wolf
>>217708424no idea who you think i am but i'm not him
>>217708456just don't pay attention
>>217708459four polacks!
>>217708482I’ll break your fucking ribs
>>217708490dont cry
>>217708411
>>21770852670% of my (you)s today are from you+1 to my reply count
say hi to Vinnie
Gran told me the other day that her mate died in front of herLiterally didn’t know what to sayHad to clear off quickly after that before she started harping on about how she’s gonna die too
>>217708553hi x
>>217708527watch it bro
why havent they banned paracetamol when the President himself has confirmed it causes autism?
>>217708553alri vincent
>>217708527You’re not meant to show your flags you utter buffoon
>>217708568afraid of using my work phone or laptop for even innocuous stuff on social media
ive sent him absolutely goran batshit again
what's your favorite thing about living in Britain?
>>217708598don't know what this means do you mean i'm supposed to use the paedo botnet just so i have a british flag?
>>217708555life is so grim
>>217708555what you're supposed to do is tell them that it wasn't their faultthey'll say "i know" but you've got to keep saying it until they cry on your shoulderseen it in a film
i'm thinkin about my bumholewhen you gonna shag it? when you gonna shag it?
I'm watching Medical Detectives on channel 68. A female police officer's mutilated body is found dumped in a dumpster twenty miles away.
thinking about giving dating apps a goexpect nothing but can say I at least tried
>>217708610paki pizzas
>>217708665try interpals you will at least get an asian
Katharina Detzel.She sabotaged a railway line as a political protest and was placed in a psychiatric hospital as a result.Having to go years without seeing men, she used the fabric and straw her bed was made out to create a man.She would dance and hug him when she was happy and beat him up when she was sad or angry.
>>217708627Your redditflags you buffoon
heatherpedo melty
>>217708659and where were you at the time of the murder?
>>217708553hello handsome fella
where’s gorpheus?
>>217708699nigga i don't care there are at least 2 other polish flags posting in this thread so it differentiates us from one another
>>217708695and that strawman's name..?you guessed it: "rorke"
>>217708553Subject him to unrelenting violence
Right then everyone just stopped posting for 5 minutes did they?Bit odd that don't you think?
just realized the best play for the jews right now is to wait for opinions to change in europe in regards to muslims, for violence to break out, and then they can kick palestinians out of the west bank to less international condemnation while europeans are occupied with their own muslim problem
thinking about the bubbly for this year's new year evemight go for Mango since I'm getting bored of strawberry
>>217708763To the 5 other gigapaedos who still have the reddit flags botnet installed?
>>217708553Hey x
>>217708848>international condemnationthey dont care. As long as USA supports them it makes no difference
They found a suspect. He's a person inmate who was previously found guilty of murdering a young woman. Now he's suspected of sodomising, murdering and mutilating police officer Donna Payante
mfs at their desk 16 hours a day thinking about Jews
Honestly doubt Ofcom will ban this place until about June next yearWe've got loads of time
any keeping it 100 man in
Imagine going to prison for posting on /brit/. GRIM.
>>217708934will definitely be posting my knob one last time the night before it is banned
>>217708884America's support isn't 100% locked in forever either. Zoomers are questioning it in massive numbers. Europe's troubles would help their justification. If they don't care, why don't they just do it now? I'm telling you, they're patient, they can wait for the perfect moment.
>>217708922they should put that guy in prison so he can never do it again
Bit bloody foggy out
a net and a yoohoowhat are you trying to say kanye?
>>217708989they found his bite marks on both his victims
>>217708932ktim
>The Russian Prosecutor General's office released a photo of Mr Davies attending a court hearing in Donetsk. He said he was paid $400 (£300) or $500 a month as a salary.What's up with that britbros? Is it so hard to earn a buck in england?
>>217708964>Zoomersare noisy but have no power whatsoeverthe coming decades will be lead by millennials
>>217708876oh no you're retarded
wake up babe, new heathermong obsession just dropped
>>217709038czyli ty nawet nie jesteś polakiem tylko zagraniczniakiem
any poo man in?
Why did he reply to me with a pic of his ID card? I don’t see what that has to do with my post
>>217709060yes i'm british i just live therethats why i post in /brit/
new Tommy Robinson rally next year lads
don't worry lads i've got this...>>217709038DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISHSPRECKEN ZE DEUTCH
>>217709084mad how his entire purpose is to funnel all the energy against the invasion into attacking 'islam' and diverting any attention from his own people who were responsible for importing them
>>217709106nie mowie po angielsku
>>217709116You want them both out, right?
I saidany poo man in?
so spaki is pretending he’s moved to poland now yeah?
hang on, wrong one...>>217709060PARLEY VU ENGLISH?>>217709119SPRECKEN ZE DEUTCH
I am the labubumancer...
>>217709116you like pakis?
>>217709044the /brit/ thread where a new heathermong obsession dropped
>>217709084ZOG
just got up and closed the window
devising a plan where we all use where inappropriately as much as possible
so did crodeep get his yung yung then? that gud gud?
>>217709135no people have been pretending spainonce did that for at least one year.im not himhe can fuck offbut i do live in poland and to shut this rumour down i will help as long as it doesn't compromise my anonymity.
Norwood claimed another half inch
I’ve finally just worked out how the new captcha works. Was literally just guessing before with the balls and shapes LOL
>>217709082why would you willingly come here
>>217709204no you haven'tyou aren't cool mate
yeah i don't think they speak englishtime to get drunk and smash some patio furniture
pooing and farting and pissing and wanking
>>217709129obviouslygriffin's bnp were calling out the rape gangs in the early 00s, long before tommy with his football hooligan crew and their israel flagsand he became the acceptable face to rally around as the only actually nationalist british party was destroyed>>217709163no you extreme retard and tommy has no problem with them eitherthe point of his activism is that you are to stop focusing on race and blame it all on the religionhe says himself that 'muslims are the first victims of islam', suggesting that the actual people themselves have nothing to do with the crime or the culture
>>217705156>>217705156>>217705156
>>217709205Not that anon, but Poland is due to overtake Britain for standard of living within the next 10 years. You sent millions of Poles to the UK, I hope you're ready to receive millions of Brits.
>>217709199nobody believes you spaki, and nobody cares that much either way. you can stop putting so much effort in now.
>>217709205my (now) wife owns a flat in krakow city centrehe bought half the kamienice in the 30s, but i have my own life to live here now, i have a decent position in a uk team.
>>217709204no way i'm going to be able to do it when blootered
someone make a non-heathernonce thread please
>>217709276>>217709276>>217709276non heathernonce thread
>>217709255What proof that respects my privacy would you accept? I can show my neighbourhood alongside a printout of your mentally ill fabrications.
>>217709131aye
