Do you secretly wish you were born early in the Age of Sail as a poor boy who became a sailor and eventually rose through the ranks and became a captain of a large ship, in your country? I do.
>>217716944>I'd rather be an admiral in the English navy than Czar of Russia
>>217716944you wouldn't last a week in a ship of that age.
>>217716944Fuck no. There is a reason why navies had to have press gangs go out and force people to work on these ships. It was an absolutely miserable life.
>>217716944I would have been a jigger rigger.
>>217716944noi could just become a sailor now its the best time for the profession
who’s gonna tell him that captains are commissioned
>>217716989But what if I did though, y'know>>217717018My life is miserable now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ-gfalEWI0
Bump for sailing the high seas with yer mates
dangerous 16th century jobs are still better than any job in the turd world
>>217716944>>217716989Have either of you actually ever been on a ship?Has anyone in this thread?
>>217718685I've taken the ferry to Denmark a couple of times
>>217718730I obviously meant working on a ship for an extended period of time, not a ferry or a cruise.You're an actual landlubber.
>>217718759>you must have experience with the things you dream about otherwise you're not allowed to have dreamsOkay bro
>>217718786It's just funny how the naval world is constantly under siege by people who have never spent a day on a ship. You're clearly not serious about your 'interest' either or you would've done something about it.Anyway your supple twinkish nordic body would've been passed around the deck.
>be me >Martín Laínez de Mondragón>born into a ruined hidalgo family>join the army and scalate ranks kicking french asses in shitaly>fuck a lot of grease pussies>eventually go to the americas looking for gold>the very many opportunities make me reconsider staying there>gater some men under contract, attack Florida locking for the Fountain of Eternal Youth>ally with local tribes marrying several semiola women and eventually discover it but prefer to keep it in secret>eventually found a settlement in Florida, next to the Atlantic ocean with >name the new city "Cuaresma">pass my days working my lands, fucking my wives, looking the sunset and dealing with hurricanes
>>217718933525 years later2025 AD>the settlement grew but eventually was conquered by burgers>renamed it New Hanshburg to erase the Spanish path and populated it with Germutts>built a wallmart and mcdonald>used the Fouth of Youth waters for an aquapark, the fountain got emptied>this humble city is famous for having a film set for a popular among americans interracial porn fils producer company >crime is rampant
>>217718933Hopefully that ficticious faggot is rotting in hell for keeping a harem.
>>217716944You should read about what life was like on these ships, worse conditions than in american prisons
>>217716944>secretlywhy does it have to be a secret
Since I was a child, I’ve always wanted to be a sailor.
