>>217716997Get in powerKill people I dislike deeply.Make Belgium great again.
Wasn't that euro luxury brand guy richer?
>>217716997I don't think he actually has that money in his bank account
>>217716997Pretend to be really good at video games to impress nerds and get all the girls of course.
>>217717082He was for like 1 week 2 years ago.
>>217716997have sex with 1.2 trillion, fifty cents whores
>>217717092he doesn't just means he has leeway to borrow money
>>217717092>I don't think he actually has that money in his bank accountMostly in trade and shares.
Liquidate most of my assets, redistribute my capital, and retire comfortably.
>>217716997Id continue living as now but in warm country in small detached house in the outskirts of medium sized town
>>217716997buy and dismantle canada
>>217716997a hot dinner
I'd give billions to medical research
>>217716997
Something is off.
Spend it on a horse race.
I'd unironically fund the greening of Sahara for 2 decades and still have 500 billion left over.
>>217717092He does
>>217719297you'd have to be so retarded to dump your money into africa
>>217716997>>217717133The Jews can sieze it all in a day.
>>217717126600 billion is probably more than enough to sleep with every practicing whore, even the crazy expensive ones
>>217719318That's what China is doing, it's vendor financing.
>>217716997I will share with int friends uwu
>>217716997I would make my own nation because none of that money is safe from the State
he could give $100000 dollars to evey Estonian inhabitant and he's still have most of his money
Get my own harem of models who work as bangmaids
>>217719318That perception comes from how the money gets spent.Food and other aid? Retarded. It only empowers those who have the power to hoard the food.Charities? The organizations are not working for free. Who are they giving money to in the end? Corruption is built into it.Debt trapping by building infrastructure the locals can't afford? You're setting it up for failure.Something that sustains itself and thrives without human intervention? The equation is entirely changed.
not sure, maybe a cat?
>>217719454The more I think about it I think you might be right about this
niggas in here saying they'd do a hot meal and a cat
>>217719540kek
>>217719508And if it goes tits up, just try the same in Iceland. Their project in greening the land is going along nicely.
Libtards hate him.
I would buy land in Australia and Canada just to cockblock the Indians and Chinese.
>>217719609isn't elon musk a south african immigrand who supports for president a epstein-friend convicted felon rapist?
>>217719828i wonder what his sleep schedule is
>>217719828Unfortunately the pedo rapist was the better candidate
I would probably buy an island that I would declare a state, populate it exclusively with whites, and along the way kill the Jews from Hollywood and Wall Street and all the journalists/propagandists working to destroy the West.
>>217720451Why do you hate those jews so much?
>>217719900are you talking about mine or Elon Musk's?>>217719932>I'm gonna let minors get raped because muh groceries are too expensivewhen did you realize that America is evil and Americans have no morality?
>>217720554The funny thing is that the groceries are literally more expensive now under Trump
>>217716997I would realize my overall life goal of building an amazing video arcade and game shop. Since I've got so much money it would be an entire block development in a high tourist location. I prefer Gatlinburg, TN for personal reasons. It would essentially an indoor theme park, but would also have an e-sports arena. I would try as best as I can to make it a "gift to the world" that people can consider a mecca of fun and friendly competition. The remainder of the money would be put into an endowment to finance the arcade for the next 100 years even if it operates on a loss. Then the rest would go to other endowments I consider important, such as a massive donation and endowment to archive.org
>>217716997I would smoke weed all day till I run out of money
>>217716997>buy a nice house in rural Japan>import a wife from /mena/ and another one from /skandi/>spend the rest of my life having kids, raising them and taking care of my body
>>217716997buy half a house
>>217717126>have sex with 1.2 trillion, fifty cents whoreskek i like your thinking anon
>>217720554More minors have gotten raped due to Kamala and Biden border policy
>>217716997I would buy a country
>>217716997give some to my family and go low profile
>>217719321I remember when he had to kneel for something he said about ukraine
I'd fund a communist revolution.
>>217716997probably travel the entire world so i dont end up offing myself
>>217719454>Debt trapping by building infrastructure the locals can't afford? You're setting it up for failure.By not putting money into infrastructure?
is Irony Man really worth all that money?
2 girls at the same time
>>217716997> shitpost on Twitter> do drugs> scam people with shitcoins> build a cement tunnel underground so some Tesla cars can drive there> create a shitty overpriced metal truck that could cut your fingers off> promise everyone trillion dollar returns in two weeks so Tesla shares continue going up> meanwhile actual Tesla profits go down for 2 years straight> can't actually give any kind of speech, has zero charisma> become the richest man in the world this is stupid
>>217716997When I was a kid, I distinctly remember Bill Gates being the richest man in the world at $60 billion. Just one of those facts you know as a kid. Now its 10x that. Grim.
>>217717092He doesn't but he can afford anything he wants.
>>217719318>Then they should buckle up for a century of real humiliation, they have no idea what longterm business with africans look like.
Elon is so gross, he keeps accumulating massive amounts of wealt. Americans should seize his assets and kill him.
>>217721902Post like this are the perfect example of the turdie mentality.>man makes money building electric cars and spaceships>he has billions of dollars in ASSETS, not liquid cash>"you should steal all his money and kill him, o algo">now electric car company and rocket ship company are liquidated to throw cash at barbarians>nobody gets nice things because anyone who makes something nice is killed, robbed, or both
>>217721902wealth* the only positive thing to come out of this is that he is so retarded he doesnt realize he is accelerating contradictions between the ultra wealthy and normal people
>>217721928huawei is a coop, are you saying there are no leftists in america? do you really think that a company should be owned not by the people who work at said company and contribute to it but that it should disproportionately owned by a single guy? We have wealth inequality and poverty in my country, we have capitalism and the poverty rate is 40% and you know what, living conditions are deteriorating in your country, because of people like him, but you keep licking his boots.
>>217721928you really think hes done any of those things? there are engineers and scientists working at his companies doing all the work and creating those products, all he did was being born in a wealthy, mine owning family.
>>217716997Invest in Safe Nuclear energy and overthrow the oil energy conglomerates by buying them and making them disappear
>>217716997two chicks at the same time
I would kill all twitter screencap posters
>>217721995>HE ISN'T DOING ANY OF THOSE THINGS HIMSELFHe's the one with the money who is organizing all these things. Again, turdie mentality of "well if he's not the one literally building the rocket, then go nationalize his company".We have a nationalized aerospace company. It's called NASA, it sucks. They don't want to go to the Moon or Mars anymore because it's "unsafe" and thus risks their public funding. So instead they're content with sending probes to outer space for all eternity. Fake work.Musk might frequently be a moron, but he wants to go to Mars and that makes him infinitely better than NASA.>>217721958CCP is basically the Musk equivalent in this case. It isn't "the Chinese people" who are driving innovation in these companies, it is whipcrackers at the top who want to challenge the US's technological edge.
>>217716997why does he keep saying that everyone is gonna be rich, poverty wont exist?
>>217716997I wouldn't be living here, that's for sure
>>217722264they're going to eat the poor
>>217717175Our PM is doing literally that already
>>217716997pay random people to get isolated grom society and then learn and speak and write endangered languages
Try to erase my identity and alter my appearance so I can still larp as a peasant and not get murdered if I wander outside of a high security area. Only being able to hang out with other ultra wealthy people would fucking suck.
>>217716997I still have zero idea how Tesla is like 10x more expensive than all global automakers combined
>>217724275same way mississippi is richer than every rich euro country
>>217724302I don't know why Mississippi is richer than euro countries either
I would retreat in a mansion in the alps and no one would ever see me again
>>217724435Before that I would bestow billions to a handful of men I know
>>217716997Pay Jeets to help me pretend I'm good at video games.
>>217724589What did he even have to gain by doing that in the first place? He owns multiple companies so if he was actually that good it would just imply he does jack shit at work. There was no good outcome by him doing that.
>>217716997I dunno I'd probably transition and get the biggest breast implants money could buy.
>>217716997What does he even provide for society?
>>217724713>still thinks billionaires are some sort of all knowing ditiesThey are retards
>>217724734but I didn't say that at all
>>217724779Well, then you know it. He's a sad bored retard with a lot of money
>>217724713He's insecure and autistic anon. No need to read too much into it.
>>217721928>building electric cars and spaceshipshe did nothing of that thoughhe just paid people to do it
>>217716997>Produce nothing>Become history's richest Capitalism at its finest
>>217721928>he has billions of dollars in ASSETS, not liquid cashthis the richest person is an African-American welfare queen
>>217724247no hes just turning canada into a base for global jihad i would dismantle it, take apart everything artificial and deport every human from it
>>217721902this fucking mexican tranny always drops the dumbest take on every matter
>>217724589Indians aren't good at video games. The guy who leveled his account in POE2 and made him #1 was from Hong Kong.
>>217724275Tesla is more of a robotics and ~AI~ company at this point, some of the robots just happen to be cars, so the evaluation is based on that potential. From what I understand, they basically use the same system for training the self-driving and the bipedal robots
>>217724275>Musk says his product is gonna be totally amazing>retards believe it and the stock goes up>investment firms see stock going up and invest too>stock goes up again>Musk says his new product is gonna be amazing, and it's totally for real coming out in 2 years>retards believe himIt's next level snake oil salesmanship, most of USA economy is based on this
>>217716997Fix my health issues
>>217724275It's traded more like a cryptocoin than a regular stock. Its value is not tied to company earnings but the expectation that the stock will continue to rise regardless of how much money Tesla makes.
>>217716997I would buy an island from some warm place and build myself a castle there and get servants and private armed forces and become a baron.
>>217716997buy an army and my own country somewhere
>>217721902>why is my country a shithole>every shitholian ever
Kill brown and black people industrially I guess
>>217717092he doesntrich people have to take loans to buy anythinghe can't even move that money since it'd usually mean the stock doompingthat money doesn't even exist it's just a made up estimate of what he could be worth
>>217716997$600,000,000,000 would be10.046.400.000.000.000,00 in our currency
>>217716997>What Would You Do With $600,000,000,000research immortality, eternal youth, have sex with barely legal girls for eternity
>subsidized by governmentour and next generation watch and belive everyting the whale pic says we are fucked
>>217717092You are an actual retard.
>>217728340Whyyy :(
>>217716997Id build many factories in russia and china that make those complicated chips and conductors with lithography or some shit, crash nvidia and have high tech cheap and readily available to globogulag regimes and their industriesthen spend the rest for helium 3 mining operations on the moon and have armed mercenaries guarding the mines so globohomo gets none of it
>>217716997sex
I would purchase entire world's production capacity of plastic bottles, then dump all of them in the ocean
>>217717092no its under his mattress
>>217716997sexo with italianas nonestop
>>217716997Why does this nigga's face look 3D-printed?
I would do something about them
>>217728663Plastic surgery
>>217716997I would build a really fancy mansion and have all the statues and decorations be my favorite pop culture characters in the style of classic sculpturealso I would fund the ultimate video game
female piss olympics
>>217724589It really goes to show how fucking stupid he really is that he didn't try and get someone to help him pretend being good at video games despite paying people to level his character. Like just pay someone to just write a script for a scripted interview where he plays and then just read off the script, it would take basically no effort from him but he doesn't come off as as giant insecure fraud moron
>>217719609>chud in poland the patriarchy doesn't allow reporting rapes
>>217716997This guy has zillion bajillion dollars and spends his whole day posting race war fantasies on xitter. What is his motivation?
>>217716997buy 32gb of ram
>>217729762His daughter came out as trans and he had a full melt down and went full chud. very sad.
>>217729762he is actually a cia asset
>>217717092It's actually really funny that everyone pays attention to nerds with overvalued stocks they can't actually cash in, meanwhile nobody knows who has the most actual cash in the bank or the most physically tangible assets. My boss has more real estate than he knows what to do with and he's a nobody to the world. Yet he can easily procure millions very fast by just selling off one of his gigantic properties.
>>217729762Elon Musk is classic genius retard. He's intelligent and good at making money. He's also a complete mouthbreather who's still miserable and doesn't know how to use money to be happy.
Buy Madagascar and turn it into a white ethnostate
>>217716997spend all day shitposting on xitter
>>217716997bomb zelensky and putin
>>217716997But a massive piece of land in some shithole, maybe Tanzania or something, and build a small city from scratch for a few thousand people. Then put out an open invitation for people of the world to apply for a place in the city. I’d vaguely base it on Plato’s polis, except without the retarded parts. Then I’d see how it works and step by step try to improve it in order to create a working utopian system, preferably self-sufficient. If it works, I might expand it further and it might become a blueprint for successful civilisations.