Comfy edition
poo
nth for the baddiedem
was about to go to sleep but then went on muffin/almonds/apple bender and now regreting it
>>217718927I have it on good word that it smells
Dua Lipa subedition
>>217718951she aging badly
Get her farts sniffedGet her poo eatenGet her fanny shagged
>>217718967have you smelled a girl fart? It's really bad
that’s wanktoil done
>>217718979Nothing Emma Watson's body produces could ever be "bad".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFfxyfXyk-g
>>217718963pengalengers
>>217719015I doubt it, girls have terrible diets and their farts smell really bad.
>>217719051They forgot TND
>>217719051Don't forget " 'ty ", an allusion to "Nazi Party", which is a code word for their online hangouts
>>217718987me? on overtime, late shift and through the weekend
You alright?
>>217718965Nah her wall isn't close
>>217718963she's rapidly approaching the wall
>>217719051tsmt
>>217719051kek (kill every kike)
>>217718963munter
>>217719121the strong must triumph ('the strong' being the white race)
rape isnt that bad honestly people make it seem as bad or worse than murder
>>217719104yeah, how bout you?>>217719109who is this?
so fucking bored all the time
i just don't understand how australia is so hotit's not even that close to the equator
>>217719144
just seen an anti-semitic image
>>217719161It's in the Netherworld
>>217719156
just posted an anti-semitic image
>>217719184no that's in europe
>>217719157Rowsvee
look like an unhinged lunatic in all my pictures
get these niggers poo’d on immediately
I'm dreamingOf a shiteChristmas
there's moisture in me charging port
>>217718919Oh my. That's lovely.
All I want for ChristmasIs poo
What do you guys eat for Christmas? Some kind of roast?
It'll be a PooChristmasWithout you
>>217719274yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwR5OP4jtwA
>>217719157Felt like it was time for brit bangershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Lc09c-Sno
spaff u up yer horny hole yeh? bet u like it too u lil sket.
get the dip bought
researching the australian working holiday visa
A pootiful sightWe're happy tonightPooing in a winter wonderland
Get the fannies shagged
>>217719315*oops sorry wrong tab
Last ChristmasI gave you my heartAnd the very next dayYou poo'd it away
i reckon these new captchas are a kind of IQ test so i imagine boards like /pol/ and /b/ have lost at least half of their usership since they were implemented
Spongebob big guy pants okay
Would you suck off Tommy Robinson chat?
>>217719335why
>>217719378very unfortunate face, but would plap that ass obviously
>>217719335dont you have to work on some cruel banana farm to retain it
>>217719378size of that brapper
>>217719378mmhmm you know she bounced on that bubble blower baton at the pineapple later
>>217719377what a great original take i havent heard that before
>>217719399dunno, apparently you don't even need to have a job lined up to go over thereyou just need to be under 35, from a white country and not a criminal
I got three offers all at the same time, not sure which one to take.$430k per year with $100k signing bonus$350k per year, no bonus but I get equity.$675 per hour with unpaid overtime but it is a temp-to-perm role with 6 month contract.Which job offer should I take, or should I stay in my current position which is programming embedded devices for AI robots; it was a cool job for a while but I'm getting bored and only making $270k per year.
>>217719422i'd be surprised if you had done since it's only been a couple of days
>>217719432>No, Brits in Australia do not have to work on farms to retain or extend their Working Holiday Visa (Subclass 417) anymore; significant changes under a UK-Australia trade deal removed the mandatory regional/farm work requirement for UK passport holders, allowing them to stay up to three years without it, effective July 1, 2024looks like you dodged a bullet
Australia and Dubai are full of the lowest types of Brits America: now that's a country to emigrate to
>>217719378why would they invite someone like this to the premiere of a kids movie
>>217719445Wait until your nurse brings you your meds, and all 3 offers disappear
>>217719445Why are you copying posts from /g/
does chewing gum really not digest for 7 years
>>217719378Blud's focused, not moving an inch
>>217719461will be promptly rounding up certain freaks from here and forcing them into a shack with with me and racismlad up in darwin
rorke asking for angela
>>217719484blud swallowed his gum and got scared skull emoji
>>217719468she was in the moviethe first spongebob movie had half naked david hasselhoff so it's not even unprecedented
i don't want to go to australia
fucking hell i'm hallucinating again
Why do little ants bite you? I eat you live on my body and you decide to bite me? For what reason???
>>217719502why
alri bhenchods
>>217719514too fucking hot
>>217719484You don't digest it, u poop it out. If you fart hard enough right when it's close to passing, you can blow a bubble with your arse.
>>217719499oh my days i swallowed gum all the type as a kid, i knew about that 7 year myth but i didn't worry
>>217719484you probably poo it out
Australia is overrated it’s like the west coast of America but more multicultural, less cities and more nanny state
this is me
Australia is crass and unculturedI'm not a fan
>>217719537Oh dear the bullying he received in school
>>217719544yooooooooo
>>217719462if you work from home with a great job and talk to only few people america is obviously better but if you want a social life that isn't full of fat people named Hayden from North Dakota making fun of your accent and tipping absurd amounts of money to the waiter everytime you want to eat out Australia is much better
>>217719527you poms are always having a bloody whinge about the weather ain't ya, it's incessant
>>217719536>more multiculturalmate California is literally like 30% white
>>217719537alhamdulillAHHH
>>217719567>tipping absurd amounts of money to the waiter everytime you want to eat outcan't you just... not tip?not gonna get gunned down by police for it are you
>>217719574Whinging makes you want to fuck your sister?
see the poo
>>217719591have fun getting your food spat into it if you go to a place more than once
>>217719567when i was in america they had a fast food tax and a state specific taxit made a 5 dollar coffee like 7.50
My life a movie fr The Man Whose Life Was So Shite That He Just Fucking Killed Himself
>>217719592don't be a smart aleck with me m8, i'm too crafty for that sunshine
cock
>large order fee>service fee>tax fee>tip fee>delivery feeHow about fuck off FEE!
>>217719604this seems a tad far-fetched
>>217719622many are saying this
>all I had to do to get dtfic to melt down and fuck off was hop flags for 5 minutes and tell him I was making every other post in the thread
>>217719604if the waiters don't like it then they should get a real job
>>217719630NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!
>>217719509What you seeing fren?
breaking out in hives because i had too many opioids. nothing a cheeky zyrtec won't fix i imagine x
>>217719648
wmafbmwfthis is the natural order
The few aussies I've met have been insufferable faggots. 90% of Americans are great people
>>217719662Haha love when he said that in the movie was proper epic
woooo stop
>>217719666
>>217719666does that also mean ambf?hard to imagine a big black shaniqua being terribly impressed with a chinaman's little yellow kung fu cock
bosoms
>>217719654I got some friends that went to Perth and they said they got shitty expensive coke
>>217719666I don't like Asian females. I like pale white females
>>217719684Based
>>217719669>90% of Americans are great peopleAmerica is only around 60% white though
>>217719686sydney's really the only city where you can get good coke at a reasonable price
>>217719692What about pale white boys x
>>217719669americans are literal niggers when it comes to behaviour
>>217719666Mhmm
>>217719625A cop pulls over a car with two Bulgarians. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, “We’re looking for two child molesters.”The Bulgarians look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop.“We’ll do it.”
>>217719707Why is it so expensive? Because you are so far away?
>>217719683am become women and get with wf bm become obese and angry
I'd shag her and sniff her bum.
can't bring myself to find asian women attractive at all, with exception of hapas and those with more caucasoid bone structures, but the standard chinky face just looks insectoid and highly offputting
>>217719700
>>217719669explain? ive liked all the aussies ive met and most people here are annoying with politics living rent free in their head
>>217719724
>>217719730>EW11THIS is employed woman?????
>>217719710roaring at the lack of self awareness here just look up tourist stories in thailand for example
visiting america and buying an assault rifle at walmart and smoking 20 kids at the local elementary to fit in
>>217719725yeah i assume it's because we're far away and aren't really a priority market for the drug cartels that produce all the coke, but i've heard the prices have gone down by a lot in recent years, but i haven't done coke since like 2011 so i couldn't say for certain
I've outgrown Rorke
>>217719758on cod
>>217719734Same, some of them have good bodies but their faces are goofy. I've only interacted with on Asian girl and she was Korean, she kind of cute. >>217719762I see
GAMERS GAMER GAMER WE ARE OPPRESSEDWE MUST RISE
ever met a rorkette in real life?
>>217719800what's that, I keep seeing this rorke but have no idea what it is
>>217719758you need atleast a green card to do that sorry buddy
>>217719789king charles is a gamer
>>217719800Where I'm from is full of them
doing stuffx
>>217719808A young British chud
>>217719844>im stuff
Zombies? I don't think soTwo rounds with the pulse rifle? Take 'em out
>>217719808it's our slang for racist right wing chuds. the etymology is a long and confusing story so don't worry about it
>>217719855>>217719867got it
>>217719878what if he tries to rape you
GAMERS
>>217719879it stems from rorke's drift and the /brit/ origins are from some pissed off leftist poster spamming "fuck off, rorke" over and over
Lamb chops for mister rorkeypops
>>217719878you trying to get the poor bugger swatted by putting baseless rumours on the internet where glowies might see it and take it seriously?
>>217719740>flagclassic
>>217719907as if he's not had police at his door alreadyhe used to post bomb threats literally constantly
Enjoying some technology
it's not fallacious or indicative of obsession to blame indians for everything when everything genuinely is the indians' fault
>>217719926what kind?
>>217719933not their fault for being lured into the west by the greedy people who want cheap labor is it
>>217719933exactlyfor example: why are the rivers of bradford turning yellow?
sucking an orange mango Sparkling Ice watching Slow Horses and coughing up a lung
>>217719902I see, thanks for the qrd
>>217719933I can think of a few other groups that we can surely blame for some things.
>>217719953you've been lied to by a yankpic related, this is rorke
>>217719942you're thinking of the jews and if you think about it indians are basically a less intelligent version of jews, they've got the same scammy deceitful culture and victim mentality>>217719963indeed
might press the big red button to make all of you die, then again, might not.
>>217719997oh go on then lad, it'll be my early crimbo present to you
im sargon of akkad, ask me anything
>>217719997Not funny
>>217720009Why are you such a bent, boring, fat, annoying, viscous little cunt of a man
>>217720009fella always seemed a bit cringey to me but I actually caught a full video of his yesterdayhttps://twitter.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/1998775101408358677and he was actually surprisingly articulate and cogent
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765858809859159.mp4indian migrant workers have already begun to appear in ukraine. not even the most war-torn slav shitholes of europe are safe from the pooey paws of the eternal jeet
>>217719972what pic?
Might move to ukraine
>>217720033is he really grifting to the alt-right now after being a core opponent of them in the 2016 years
>>217720017
>countries playing football on christmas daywe need to bomb these countries
>>217720054it seemed sincere enough, but as I say, I never followed him closely, so I didn't know that much of himbut it might have been a genuine change
leftypol saying rorke ate and left no crumbs with his opinions on the jews
More pictures of Epstein that get leaked the cooler he looks
>>217720054the libertarian to fascist pipeline is quite well-established, it just took him a bit longer to ease into it i suppose
>>217720081um
rorke writing a list and checking it twice
>>217720066>Honduras WtfSurely they're Catholics
>>217720066i thought ethiopia was christian
we're going to be okay
>>217720009I only know of that guy because of a Nick Fuentes debate he lil bro’d in very boring guy
>>217720113Christmas is 7th Jan over there like in orthodox countries
>>217720112actually they're more protestant than catholic, but that shouldn't really make a difference
>>217720113they celebrate their xmas in january because they're some weirdo orthodox FREAKS>>217720112Can't explain Honduras desuTheir protestants definitely outnumber their Catholics thoughSame goes for El Salvador, Nicaragua and GuatemalaThem yank missionaries are very efficient
2am poos
how it feels celebrating yule instead of christmas
>>217720143>>217720146Mad that, mental, Spain should be ashamed
>>217720137>>217720146men'al
how do i stop that lingering cough and snot phase after im sick its killing me worse than the actual sickness
Cheeky summertime yule in the pacific ocean #aryanbeast #evropa
been crying all morning since I woke up an hour ago, bit odd that. Best ignored I think. I need to get ready for work soon, can examine the possible reasons after work.
get that xmas trim lads
>>217720114I like this show, its so silly
how it feels being pagan and worshiping real and tangible things (the many personifications of the powers of nature) rather than some silly jewish brain washing machine
yeah that's going into my arsehole
Never understood why people say indian women are ugly when they're really not most of the same
>>217720199oh my daysrorke on a mad one
>>217720164they got sort of colonised by the yanks during the banana wars so the yanks exported protestantism to them. not circumsion though like they did with the philippines. dodged a bullet there.
>>217720137Not all, here 7 Jan is St. John the Baptist day which is Ivan day lol
Indians and Pakistanis have curry for breakfast. They wake up and it's a nice hot steaming bowl of curry for brekky then off to work to sweat out the curry smell at 08:30AM among the commuters and coworkers mmmm yum. It's their culture and diversity built Britain. Diversity is our strength! Breathe it in.
>>217720178positive thinking
>>217720209well that's falsethere are some nice ones (2 billion of them, you'd imagine some look alri) but the median is a disaster. DISASTER! Nixon knew.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhYdqRlYpBM
>>217720199Deleted a red dead save when this happened
it's nothing newI'll have a pooon the looat 5 to 2
the pagan stare i give my nan when she asks me to pray to jesus before tucking into the scran
>>217720229I don't post in /brit/ to be corrected by grotty little jfs mate
>>217720209some of them are hot yeah, I knew a girl from Hyderabad with insane tits
Indians are pagans so paganism is wrong
>>217720254goblin caught on tape!
>>217720240I had an Indian lecturer in uni who played that video once and there was an Indian girl in the class who looked sadFelt bad for her
>>217720260Had enough of your nonsense.Toe the line or you're out
>>217720258thats not very nice
>>217720254you're genuinely weird dude
sacrficied my hamster to the green man as a wee un but my uncle kept molesting me so i dont reckon hes much help in such matters
aff tae shops to do some crimbo shopping anyone want owt?
>>217720209>most of the samemeant to say most of the time aha x
>>217720270why?
>>217720269lmao why would he play it what was your degree where that vid would be appropriate? even if it's history there's not really a reason to show it was bossman trying to make some obscure metaphor with something completely unrelated?
>>217720262i remember varg saying that indians are the best argument against paganism
>>21772028415 cans of stella
I came here for the bantsand left with the therapy
>>217720302/brit/: we're not just a thread, we're a family.
ok but what does the chronically online political grifter have to say about this?
>>217720297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAUFDQrqWg8
>>217720209>but what about this 0.0001% of themlad stop messing around
>>217720293History degree and the lecturer was a womanIt was something to do with Cold War politics in Asia, I forget
i outcompete you in your own country saar i am of pure aryan brahmin heritage saar
>>217720277dare to be strange, dare to be different, in other words, dare to be awesome
>>217720319wahey ;)
>>217720209can't really blame us for colonising them desu
>>217720314We are, you're the rats in the cellar you beastly little yank
>>217720333bodied that joyless freak
sheathed in a horses skull and dancing till my pockets full to make our harvest plentiful
>>217720323daft cow just wanted an excuse
Get the lewd grok ai videos generatedGet the willy wanked
>>217720336
reckon life is more of a game of snakes and ladders than a game of chess me
yo bossman get us a junior spesh1 dr. pepwings, chips, and no breastmake sure mayonnaise is on the left
squeak squeak
>>217720260from my experience I’d say on average, putting the exotic factor aside, Indians are a bit less attractive than white people as there’s been more arranged marriages allowing freaky ass people to reproduceHowever, Indian women have luscious hair and usually very well shaped breasts. Bigger than average and usually very spherical
Flips are my favorite of the chinkies
Her farts probably reek.
meeting dadbergovitz and stepmumenthal for lunch on Saturday and I've sorted most of their presents for the exchange however I have thought of a blu-ray film they'll both enjoy that I want to get for them. The decision is whether to go into town today to pick it up OR just go into town an hour early on Saturday and assume there will be no issue buying it then, saving me a trip into the busy city centre. Had I not been a retard I could have ordered it online and had it arrive in good time but that ship has sailed.
please watch
>>217720397you're retarded, india is full of so many different ethnicities and people
>>217720425so is sub-saharan africa
>>217720422What’s the ‘thal like she hot
>>217720397Yeah, I'm just talking about the really hot ones in which case I dont care if they are Indian.But yeah this girl had top tier tits, was kind of taken aback
>>217720425Wrong they're all the sameEnglishmen and the Scotch are more different than Assamese and Tamils
>>217720424>boxing day afconyep, it's kino
watching podcasts where the guests are some of my favourite contemporary pornstars (skye blue and laney grey), they're both so lovely and normal, you'd never know at a glance that their day job involves licking men's hairy arseholes
>>217720449nah it's not like one of your pervert pornographies she's a 64 year old woman
>>217720467makes you wonder what normal women who come across lovely and normal get up to
replaying final fantasy 6 pixel remastergod damm games beck then actually required you to read, follow whats happening, critical thinking, adventure, figure out where to go, solve puzzlesnow we have empty open world slopass creed with massive arrows and markers on maps to tell you exactly where to go and what to do like youre some sort of downie
>>217720467You shouldn’t be doing this mate
Bit windy out
>>217720480Don't say that
Just eating a huge chunk of roast pork and nothing else
>>217720506Irish whedder don't know what the rest of the day I'll do
>>217720480I make em do dirty stuff
sneed
>>217720467still not as degenerate and pointless as that lifeless autistic retard who spams those tiktok children webms and knows all their names
Boomers were right about women/wives/marriage
my ex gf used to spread my arse and sniff it while she masturbated and would stick various things up it. one time she stuck her whole head up my arse, it was mental, i feel bad for her new bf after the stuff we did
when did you grow out fo yout anti american phase?
arabs are right about women
>>217720576
NEW>>>/sp/152556472>>>/sp/152556472>>>/sp/152556472
>>217720583When I realised the British are the true villians
>>217720576>one time she stuck her whole head up my arse
>>217720598This is true but don't tell anyone
Abos are right about women
right that's tonights poo done
>5'11IT'S OVER
ive seen more assholes and penises in my years on /brit/ than at any other point in my life
Need to buy Christmas presents for the famdem, hate Christmas shopping me
>>217720467>skye bluebased
>>217720576Did she stand up and run around
thanks to 4chan i've insulted more foreigners than all of my human ancestors combined
