Dikdik edition.prev: >>217717555
wtf is this
>>217720017>can't complete an exercise that literal children do in kindergarten zoomies are fucked bro
>>217720022you look like that
>>217720027a dikdik
I can feel the piss welling up in my balls
>>217720017if the other 2 are a different shape you select the triangle, and vice versa if theres 2 triangles and 1 square you select the square
>mfw I will never get to try Quaaludes
Best edition in days
MAPLE BUTTER TARTS
>>217720063low bar when you've got FK and his vpn spamming coomer slop
>>217720071Reminder that fk is 41 years old
>>217720069get me some of that
>>217720069you're my little butter tart
Shan't link it because I don't want you guys to bully him but youtube recommended me a livestream of a furry with 2 viewers who looks exactly like jason
>>>/lit/24957908
>>217720093you WILL link it here
deport all brown students just to be safe
I thought I was over my cold but I have been congested and coughing a lot today. Hope it's not COVID
I can micromanage your testicles for a fee
>>217720119>Brown University has approximately11,000 to 12,000 total students, comprising around 7,200 undergraduates and over 3,000 graduate and medical studentsSeems a bit impractical
>>217720119No then my crush would be deported
>>217720071https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia
I’ve had a wheezy cough for almost 2 months now, it’s either long covid or lung cancer
literally the perfect gf
>>217720132COVID doesn't last very long. I got it two years ago and when I was looking up how long you have you wait till you're good to go again the BC Health website said 5 days after onset.
>>217720173too trashy and masculine
i'm the dude who went on the europe trip. ever since i got back, i've had absolutely no energy. i keep falling asleep during the daytime by accident and i can't stay awake very late. something is wrong with me.
>>217720173Pubes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZillqCSD_EI cant beat this fucking song
>>217720177Yeah I've had it three times. That sounds about right
>>217720187prognosis: aids
absolute qtpie
>>217720187europoors infected you with their laziness
>>217720197It's a shadow
>>217720173>black rifle coffee companyright into the garbage
goyim fatigue
just look at her
fatigue fatigue
>>217720218She’s a con so she has to virtue signal
When I got COVID the only symptom I really had was what was the worst fever I can ever remember having. I didn't take my temp tho but it felt like a bad fever you know. Shivering and sweating in bed for about 3 days. I also had a tiny bit of congestion in my chest but that was it.Also, as for this captcha. It takes way more time on desktop than the one you had to type in. On mobile it's better, only one set of questions.
she's the total package
I got covid and it was like a bad cold. Only distinctive symptom was that I lost my sense of smell for a few days
that's how mafia works
not drunk enough
>>217720257she's a con alright
be careful who you help they'll never forgive you
>posting a beautiful girl makes fags and shitlibs seethereally makes you think
Do Yanks have Kicking Horse coffee in the fascist USA?
>>217720341that coffee is good but it's gotten way too overpriced, i used to get the 454 horsepower but it's a ripoff now
best vidya ever: bayonettabest anime ever: ttglbest comic ever: monster
did someone say beautiful girl
I hate coffee
>>217720263Mine always felt like a killer cold that started with a sore throat then congestion and coughing, then a fever.
>>217720365ngmi
>>217720355wrong on all counts
>I hate coffeehating popular, objectively good things is not a substitute for a personality jsyk.
>>217720352My mum buys the coffee in our house. She's a bit of a hypochondriac and as a result she only buys the organic whole beans.>>217720363Nice.
>>217720263>It takes way more time on desktopit starts giving you easy ones again after you've done a few, and sometimes even lets you skip verification like the old one did
metro exodus is really choppy with ray tracing in the tunnels i know its going to melt my computer in the open world sections so im just going to play the regular version
Time to go out for a smoke.
>>217720341>>217720383wanna go on a coffee date? haha
>wrong on all counts
>>217720404smokes, lets go
>>217720419
I only drink unfair trade, GMO laden, heavy lead and cadmium coffee. Each bag of beans has cost the lives of several african children to produce and I wouldn't have it any other way.
ayo this nigga drinkin BEANS
drinking nog
eggNIG
pigs are fairly intelligent creatures but I have no problem eating a slice of one every daythe weak should fear the strong
High and watching history civilis rn
>>217720452well memed good sir!
>>217720482pork isn't halal
what if we ate humans who have been convicted of serious crimes instead of innocent animals
>>217720461anchi'o
>>217720499What does human meat taste like?
>high
The score in this TNF game is 6 7
>>217720491not my problem Mohammad
Me when I let the sauce thicken too much
6 7
>>217720040I think it's a better indicator of ethnic origin instead of age
>glides silently into /cum/ and adjusts my facial disc feathers to hear all of you with excellent clarity
>>217720527Not anymore
>>217720341no I buy coffee from a bunch of monks who use the money to build a big ass monastery in Wyoming (based)
people are mentally regressing due to brainrot culture.Millennials were basically in their early 20s when they hit 30. Zoomers are basically 16 year olds in their mid 20s.Gen Alpha are going to be children when they're 20. Gen Beta will mentally be infants and probably still shit their pants in their teens. They will have to wear diapers.
>>217720514Pork or veal are the most common comparisons in terms of taste, texture and so forth. Negroes of the Congo claimed children were the most tasty
>>217720571people don't read books anymore
>>217720571So true except not really
Came home to nigger babble. I hate this country
>>217720613why do you live with niggers
>>217720613
vidya is the highest form of art.poetry and dance are the lowest.
>>217720571Maturity is a spook
>>217720613fossil ahh unc nigga crashing out over slang lmfao
>>217720624Because I live in the united states
>>217720651noI do not live with niggersyou choose to live with themyou are just as retarded as a nigger!
>>217720613Why don't you... do something about it?
gonna eat some strawberry ice cream.
The reason the USA is so rich? everyone busting ass so they can afford to not live near the groids.
>>217720672Do you live in Alaska?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UoChk5pZIQ
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel prize?He was outstanding in his field.
>>217720690Euros, Canadians, Australians etc. used to sneer at American White flight, now we have the exact same effect happening but even faster. Americans were simply Jewed earlier, we owe you an apology.
Waiter!! Check please!
Reminder
>>217720749but for me it's the girl on the left
>>217720719Between a Christmas Tree, an ornament, and a negro, which one does NOT belong?!the Christmas Tree, cause it's the only one you can't hang.
>>217720749Oriental women don't hold their weight like that, unless they are the 1/1,000,000 exception
>>217720726Yes, the perfidious schlomos are trying their hardest to destroy the west right now.
>>217720749yes sir
>>217720805My pum pum tastes amazing
>look at hangout groups online>half the people are Indian in my area and some are obviously fishing for dates by mentioning their height and appearance
im balding mani think in a couple years time im just gonna have to bite the bullet and shave it
>>217720848why didn't you take fin
I've been having this recurring nightmare where I'm forced to have sex with a woman who weighs less than 200 lbs
>>217720856i generally dont believe in fighting natureseems like a losing battle
>>217720869>i generally dont believe in fighting natureWhy don't you become Amish then
Is he right?
>Why don't you become Amish then
>>217720805Nice sturdy broad
>>217720885what does being amish have to do with fighting naturethey cut down trees and slaughter animals too
catberg is a total retard.like, she's legitimately retarded. and she's fat and ugly.
>>217720885cause i believe in hospitals>>217720895im not ashamed to say i like israelgood goy me all you want
>>2177209042 peas in a pod it seems
>>217720895OY VEYSHUTIT DOWN
I don't believe in >evolution>heliocentrism>big bang theory>Einsteinian relativity>Popperian falsicificationism>string theory>vaccines
>>217720805Weather seems good
Orangeman is letting palantir create a giant system of government control using AI and no one seems to care
>>217720917absolutely done him
>>217720898Remember when farmers markets were just Amish people and El Salvadoreans and not libtards trying to sell their vegan wax etsy shit?
>>217720927believe in catching this dick nigga
>>217720931if it means less crime i dont really have a problem with public cameras honestlytradeoff im willing to take problem is when libtards run police and they just install cameras and just use cameras for nefarious shit which is far too often
>>217720953>I don't have a problem with it except if it were to be abused which will inevitably be all the timehow can people be this retarded
>>217720953Its going to be turned into a social credit system, its basically a giant database containing info including online activities of every single citizen
>>217720847There's been like 3 separate apps about local meetings like that where jeets have just completely destroyed them by trying to use them to meet local women
Literally cannot jerk it to anime girls. Unfortunately my brain only likes 3DPG girls
>>217720895He's right technically but the overlap is like 99%
>>217720996
behold the nue spanish armyare you quaking in your boots yet
Brown University suspect identified as Claudio Manuel Neves-Valente, a 48 year old Brown University student and Portuguese national from Miami, Florida.
Being attracted to anime is mental ewness
>>217721021>brown student shoots brown studentspottery
>>217721014and look at these ambitious goals>>217721021haaa i called it wasnt an americanthe way they were wearing their bag over should like that americans dont tend to do that even left a comment on twitter about it when the pictures came out
>>217721024anime general, anime website
>>217720927>string theoryNot even string theorists believe in string theory
>>217720984Intelligence agencies already have like heat maps where they can see in real time in what regions angry posting is spiking
>>217721021>Eurangatan doing a shootingWhy?
>>217721052Because I told them they were wrong.
>>217721062he killed some nuclear scientistseuros are all beholden to chynaput the two together idiot
>>217721021He was found dead
>>217721052string theory is nonsensical popsci babbleno one can even agree on what string theory actually is
>>217720929forecast calls for slightly chunky with a chance of boner
Niggas be like the sun revolves around the earth
>>217721110even worse, niggas be like "the earth is flat but is shooting upward in space and that's why gravity exists"
This song goes so freaking hard.https://youtu.be/mLtK7d6OVjc
>>217721102stop posting this fucking image
canadians be like"we may have gone 35 years without a stan lee but have you heard of this 4 nations tournament Gary just invented?"
>>217721130Yeah this is an underrated one
>>217721136shant be listening to orders given by homos
>>217721038>there's gay porn on the internet therefore the internet is gayThis is a logical fallacy
Flat brainer seething
Big Oil killed the MIT professor since he was about to discover nuclear fusion, and they timed it with this mass shooting to cover their tracks
>>217721124Gravity is not real. Things only appear to fall
>>217721163
>>217721156Lickable bod
>>217721176So what keeps me on the ground?
>>217721199thin coating of honey on the soles of your feet and shoes
>>217721150I also like the Live at Pompeii version.https://youtu.be/Y6VKhA2hz0g
i ain’t even gonna hold you i’m tired of being ugly and weird
the fupa that broke the internet
is this the first time youve heard of a european shooter on american streetsi cant recall another mass shooter who was a euro
>>217721199Everything is completely stationary. There is no need for a force to keep you on the groundThings fall by their own force
feeling like Im going to barf
you ever see a post in the catalog that seems suspiciously similar to stuff you've been searching and start to wonder if your NSA agent is trying to troll/fuck with your mind
>>217721243did you look in a mirror?
>>217721258>someone who has been in the flat Earth debunking community for years.Why? What's even the point Retards are going to be retards
Addressing the hateful slander against Grigory Rasputin:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNejwq3lW3s
>>217721235You say you don't need a force but everything is pulled down by its own force that doesn't make sense
I can't take Timothee Chalamet seriously because he looks like he's 12
I can make myself soooo chinese for you mommy
>>217721302I could beat him in a fight easily.
>>217721302he strikes me as a dipshit too, like some fag who got famous too fast and he's full of himself. he didn't earn his stripes like our boys Cillian and Tom.
No longer have that youthful joie de vivre Stress and work has sucked it out of me. i just want to live slug mode for the rest of my life
>>217721314I could beat you in a fight easily
>>217721297There is no force outside of objects. When you throw a ball up the ball is self propelling itself upwards, then it propels itself downwardThere is no external force making it do that it's just the balls nature
>>217721318>dipshitHe's a wigger tbqh so yeah
I want to bang a hot tranny from behind and squeeze her hormone boobies with my hands and kiss her neck. I want her to be shitting out my cum for a week.
>>217721344U r real dirty mother yaar
>>217721333But why does the ball want to to downward? You're theory is just because it wants to
read one of the worst posts of 2025 just now
>>217721333>propels itself downwardwith what energy?
You can be a solid 3/10 and date a trans chick way over your looksmaxx level.
>>217721361the ball is drawn back because all things animate or inanimate have a homing instinct if it doesn't fall it will never return back to its origin, so it must
In the Bible there is no such thing as a "Star of David"!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC2mRD7QLOE
I am King George V.
>>217721395But why does it do that, at leat general relativity has a theory and has been tested
The year is 2553. I am King George XIX.
>>217721395but it's not falling back to its origina ball never just flies perfectly upward and downward, it has a trajectory and then bounces and rolls aroundthis idea of yours is nonsense
>>217721276I drankalot
I am a pathetic loser with no friends
>>217721442join the club nigga
>>217721395This is what Saint Maximus the Confessor said!
The year is 3099. I am King George LIV.
>>217721448Okay I will, thanks for the invite
>>217721432https://youtu.be/PCcSjxOD9wU
>>217721430When you throw the ball the kinetic force from your hand moving is transferred to the ball and becomes internal to the ball propelling it upward But energy naturally dissipates, and so the ball is drawn backwards down to its origin due to lack of energy much like a wind up toy whose battery is failing starts to slowly stop moving This dissipation of energy is an extension of the homing impulse --thst force which draws animate and inanimate entities back towards their sourceThe farther a piece of energy leaves from its source or origin the less energy it has to go father so it must return to replenish its internal energy
WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD, WHERE THE HOOD AT?HAVE THAT NIGGA IN THE CUT, WHERE THE WOOD AT?OH, THEM NIGGAS ACTIN' UP? WHERE THE WOLVES AT?YOU BETTER BUST THAT IF YOU GON' PULL THAT
The year is 4420. I am King George CLXXVI.
>>217721471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiB9Fdj02fo
I have to play a guitar at the park in order to feel like the main character
>>217721489
The year is 7033. I am King George MMCCXXII.
I saw Tate McRae on TV at the Calgary Flames game. I wish she would let me squirt goo inside her body.
>>217721495https://youtu.be/PiBNE0Qm2dk
>>217721550Are you from Calgary
I saw dustin wolf at a sharks game and he didnt acknowledge my stockton heat sign :(
>>217721550I love her!
>>217721563Yeppers
Took my temperature. Not feverish but should check back later to make sure. Getting kinda chilly.
wish women were horny
It's been very sad watching my cynical gamer friends get picked off by foids and get fixed and turned into happy young menI don't even know why I'm still invited around, they literally throw like dinner parties and the girls cook and I'm just totally out of place
Puka didn't do the dance :/
>>217721575Nice.
I'm the Queen of England
>>217721598Yeah it’s pretty decent
Remember when Diana died?
>>217721598>>217721599https://youtu.be/qQQ-D7yrej8
>>217721613My motherberg was devastated like we don't even live there skull emoji
>>217721648https://youtu.be/JIc4A7puR-M
Its currently estimated that 9 billion dollars spent on medicaid programs in Minnesota since 2018 were a result of fraud. ~75% of that money has come from federal sourcesSince the start of the audit over 90% of those people charged have been Somalian. Investigations into this have not happened until now because of fears of being labeled racist.There are roughly 100,000 Somalians in minnesota so 9 billion comes out to $90,000 of fraud for every single one of them on average Im honestly impressed with the sheer audacity of it all
Pete Hegseth is bombing the North Pole!
https://x.com/KassyAkiva/status/2001822825485660614
Sorry if I’ve seemed politically incendiary recently babe. My country was taken over by gay race communists and invaded by the third world and every time I bring it up an account from Ghana or Bangladesh tells me I deserve it because my ancestors showed them electricity
im back
>>217721672>>217721677>>217721683https://youtu.be/scP6UK44bFQ
>>217721663wow based
>>217721705https://youtu.be/0ByxsIVXNw0
I guess I gotta accept the pain. Need a cigarette to make me feel better
I wish I was an SSBBW
do NOT make us call up filthy frank, poozeuta.
>>217721727hello catyank
Repeat after me:>JOHN PODESTA FUCKED MY BITCH!>JOHN PODESTA FUCKED MY BITCH!>JOHN PODESTA FUCKED MY BITCH!*shits yellow poop out of my ass*
the guy who shot up brown was the same guy who killed the portuguese mit professor
canadians think they're funny but they're not
Surgically replaced my penis with a framed picture of Jimmy Smits
>>217721774That's what goyslop media is saying
>>217721756wassup niggahttps://youtu.be/9tC94HZWKCs
>>217721488AIN'T GOT NO LOVEFOR HOMO THUGS
this dating site makes you subscribe to read reply to messages there was one really hot milf though which kind of makes me want to pay, may be a bot but her pictures look real I ran them through a bunch of a.i detectors
someone make a really good post please it's an emergency no time to explain just make a good post
bought and picked up my new car today. Was about an hour drive home. Was kind of freaky driving for the first time in the while and the torrential downpour happening in the PNW
>>217721886doo doo
what is your dream
>>217721817wat a sloot
>>217721909To kiss you
>>217721907thank god. thank you sir.
insufferable tripfag is back
>>217721909to die tonight and be reincarnated as a cute, cool n smart cis girl
Finally finished the plague marine.
cant stop yawning
Black Ops 1's campaign deserves a remaster ffs
>>217721972
>>217721963I don’t know anything about this type of stuff. Warhammer? He looks very cool though. You paint them, right? It looks really good.
>>217721963Based iphone warhammer poster
>>217721975Yeah definitely. I haven’t played that in a long time but I loved some of those old CoD campaigns back in the day. I should replay it. I loved>CoD4>MW2>Black Ops>Some of MW3
another day over in my stupid fuck chungus millennial dickhead life
need to take a massive shit
>>217721996Halo CE > Halo CE Remaster
>>217722003Oh yeah no question. That remaster completely missed the mysterious and atmospheric vibes of the original.
im evil
>>217721998iktfb
>>217722031so right dude so right
people keep drawing sketches of the soijak variant i drew in 2022
>>217722032What's the most evil thing you've doneYou're a goodie two shoes in denial
>>217721987Yes they look like the guy on the right after you assemble them but pre painting
this is a sayaka general
fmnl
This is an anti-troon toon general
>>217722079>ackbait in plain sightdare i say based
>rears up and keeps a close eye on the british in /cum/
Drove drunk to the liquor store and then dropped my vodka and fucking shattered it on the streetGod is telling me it’s time to stop Unironically gonna go to either church or Alcoholics Anonymous Time to take control of my own life
Another Project Monarch victim.>>217721745I miss the old Taylor.
should i avatarfag as the former 'fu?
I drink a bottle of vodka every day and it makes me feel like garbage all day while I’m at work I literally got into a car crash and paid a guy $1000 to not call the cops on me
>>217722077Pretty sick
>>217722114Jesus I can't imagine drinking that much Your liver has to be absolutely rotting at this point lol
>>217722114Got pulled over drunk as fuck one time and I was nice to the cop and he said have a nice day man just stop at stop signs
>>217722114why do you have so much money?
>>217722122My dad was a drunk and I always said I’d avoid alcohol Drank too much once at a party in college and didn’t stop
I've never been pulled over by a cop in my lifeI guess I'm just lucky
woke up from my post nut nap
>>217722137So he can buy vodka
>>217722137I’m a manager at a pretty big nationwide construction company and make $170,000 per year salary My job needs a clean driving record so I really needed him to not callBest thing for me was he was Mexican and I said he might be illegal so he wanted cash over cops at that point
I've only ever driven high, not drunk
>>217722161manchester...
>>217722170I’ve been incredibly blackout drunk and drove from San Diego to Redding
>>217722179not him
>>217722190why in god's name would you WILLINGLY drive to redding
When I was 22 my boss would have me leave work to buy him booze so he could drink
There's nothing sexier than putting your own penis into a vaginaDefinitely ranks high for me as one of the all time sexiest things to do
finna. finna bouta.
>>217722201Girlfriend at the times mom lived in ReddingFucking Hicksville shithole that made Modesto look Metropolitan
Legendary 7777777 GET is coming up in the next few days
so tired brossss
Once dated a Russian girl who made me dinner and it was spaghetti with ketchup and bread with mayonnaise Slavs are a different breed
>>217722251in only 55,526 posts from you, get ready boys
I’m such a “have a panic attack sometimes” guy
>>217722285You’re like the serboid poster
MAKE A NEW THREAD
>>217722334>>217722334>>217722334>>217722334
