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I’m drinking a beer!
>>217731504built for her pictures to be fed into an AI generator that makes her take her clothes off
Her feet or a Chili’s triple dipper?
What could be more natural than having sex with somebody more experienced than you and who you share not just history but blood? The chances of you both being compatible with each other can only increase. Such is my hypothesis, at any rate.
>>217731577I do not care for egirls
>>217731680Your loss!
Tate McRae went to the Calgary Flames game last night to suck cock
SANTAIT’S ALMOST CHRISTMASSAAANNNTTTAAAAAAA
>>217731830Are you the Stockton/Sharks guy? Nobody else would post about that.
so apparently russia has captured about 5244.87 km2which is less than 1% of the Ukrainian territory which means they have lost over a hundred thousand people this year alone to capture <= 1% of the Ukraine is a country that really doesnt need more land
>>217731551whar beet
>>217731916grim
>>217731891No, I'm a New England chad, I don't like her cheating on Glass Hughes
>>217731916I thought the goal for them now was to just hold Donbas
>>217731957Moosehead Lager
>>217731916MAGAlards are like Ukraine should give up, they have no hope of winning, also Russia is based and trad
>>217731997Oh okay. The Devils have some cool players. I liked Markstrom for a while. I also like Tate McRae because sexo.
A midwesterner, southerner, texan, west coaster, new englander, new yorker, and southwesterner walk into a barwho is most likely to be an incel?
>>217732055I'm not a Devils fan but I went to their game last month and conveniently Jack Hughes got injured the week before because he's made of glass just like his manlet older bro
>>217732078you
>>217732012respectablefinna buy some brews for the evening after workprobably: 2 coolers, 1 cheap beer (I call these “guzzlers” and quaff them), and 1 nicer beer (probably IPA because I like bitter flavours)
>>217732118I have sex thoughever
@grok make a video of her pooping
I just won the stupid ass nigger award
>>217731672why would anyone value your hypothesis you have a running total of zero hoes ever
>>217732189I could have sex if I wanted to.
Real NEW>>217732251>>217732251>>217732251
>>217732236by pulling your gun on some girl in the park maybe + the fact stands that you have no admissible information to hypothesize any way about sex or romance
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>>217732273you take this dumb shit far too seriously
Women like it when you say to them, I love it when you shake them titties bitch
>no mexicans ITTthis is not /cum/I want /cum/
>retarded jeet emailed the DL for the entire company (500+ people) asking for a password reset
>>217732579but we need more of them because they're smart and hard workers and make everything better...r-right?
>>217732579Indian niggas need they ass beat nc
just closed all my tabsfeeling powerful
>>217731577her feet in the triple dipper
Another nigger chimp out by a customer on a employee at Chipotle
>>217732579
>>217732480there’s something about scared anime girls
>>217732621They are consistently the biggest retards at my work.>>217732665Jeet detected
>>217732141cute comic, but I don't understand why the kangaroos need to be tf2 snipers
Opened TikTok by accident. First time in idk how many months.It’s full of Russian shill accounts on my fyp
>>217732698kangaroos and the sniper are both Australian
>>217732665lol u mad Rajesh?
>>217732665You’re a gosh darn jeet aren’t you!
Getting jacked seems like a cool thing to do.
>>217732694>Jeet detected
Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?
>>217732740malding poop eater
>>217732726that really doesn't clear it up for me
>>217732698Oh, I see what you mean. I think it was made by a TF2 fan for the TF2 community, hence the snipers
>>217732787>malding poop eater
>>217732740haha poo poo in the streets hahaha
>>217732756Definitely is!Chudrage knife attack in Taipei todayThree dead multiple injured and then the stabbed jumped off a building
>>217732826>White people rape animals- ACK
don’t know what to do without my 130+ tabs
Do any of your guys run? I want to get into running. My city is shit for walking and biking is too dangerous, but the idea of being able to run around the mostly vacant downtown sidewalks sounds like fun. I’m just scared to find how out of shape I am.
Just finished One Battle After Another, I don't get why this flick made chuds so mad
>>217732989alright
why are there three cums
>>217732986Does wonders for swelling and joint pain if you're srs. I walk quite a bit, personally
>>217732986I've tried and I found it miserable desu
>>217732993I’m in the exact same boat. I was never a distance runner, the most I’ve ever ran before was a mile for warmups. I did 100, 200, 400, and various relays. I basically haven’t run since high school.
>>217732986No, but I go on frequent lindywalks
hello
>>217733072Well the weather this month is shit and I wouldn't want to run on pavement especially if you are in a cityProbably just go to the gym and go on a treadmill in the meantime
>>217733140This but without the o.
>>217732740>South Asians accusing any other people of incest and bestiality
redditjeet crashing out lol
>>217733165Is running on pavement really that bad? I have a pair of picrel that have a ton of cushioning.
>>217733258If you have a ton of cushioning it's probably fine. But if you consistently run on pavement over the years it can cause long term damage to your legs
>>217733195He ate too much poop in his curry last night now he has a tummy achy so he's grouchy
its snowing :-D
>>217733140hi
>>217731570Grok is pretty good at that
>>217732986Yeah I run when I can. Before the cold weather and snow and ice came I was trying to work up to a 5k.
>>217732579This has happened multiple times at my company. Also once they hired a Jeet to manage the entire regional IT department and he fell for a phishing scam shortly after being hired lol
>>217731504Who the fuck is this creepy looking bitch? Does your tiny dick go cray cray for this shit?Fucking gross God damn son!
>>217733600Tranquilo, frijolito
>>217733627It's GROSSS!! EWWWW!!!
ello chaps
Might have pneumonia
Some of you layabouts are due for a thorough Grinching
doing weed before I make burritos to infuriate my opps
Have you ever noticed the average Turkish male is a tr00n fucking genocidal alcoholic?
drinking covfefe
Christmas gift for you niggas
>>217734219wow an ai generated christmas gift how nice
>>217734219sovl
Saturn has 274 moons
>>217734133Why would I know anything about Turkish males
>>217734246>>217734261Duality of /cum/
The voice actor of the bounty hunter Calo Nord in KOTOR is also the narrator of the tv show Modern Marvels.
texmex
>>217734290cuz ur a tr00n
Thinking it's more likely two viruses than pneumonia Should stay hydrated anyways
>>217734333kotor is a beautiful town in montenegro
>screenshot followed with a crashout>posts right under with "caco"
momberg is taking me to get my hair cut
>>217734443Do you like Pink Floyd?https://youtu.be/mLtK7d6OVjc
>>217733948fuck off catyank
here's how my hair looks like right now
>>217734500bro doxxed himself
>>217734477they're ok. their music has a relaxing touch to it
>>217734521He did a long time ago
was that the bite of 87?
>>217734500
ummm what the heli
>>217734500looking good enough for a kiss
my existence does not matter
>>217734582the bite of 67
my romantic success reflects my value as a man and I am below zero
>>217734702Do it!
too many Latinate peoples in my general
>>217734728faggot
bitches love it when you bite their clit and tear it off
I don't understand how you control the flow of your piss without a foreskin
>>217734776I just asked my sister and she said you're wrong
>>217734776??
*plays the conga line song*
>>217732986I started with a couch-to-5k program and have had a lot of fun running since then. If you want motivation to pick up running, read “born to run” by Christopher McDougall. He’s a sports writer and chronicles his own journey from couch potato to ultra-marathonner.
>>217734791>>217734805t. virgin
>>217734791>my sisterpost pic
I have PTSD now
i got out of the apartment and returned because i was scared. then i got out again and returned because of the same reason. my mother called me a cunt twice. no haircut for today
>>217734910Scared of huwhat?
As you approach 30 years old or beyond you need to pick one of the following:>marathons>cycling>rock climbing>pickleballNo exceptions, you then need to make this your entire personality.
>>217734910Why is your mom such a bitch to you?
>>217734946BJJ is another option
>>217734834You didn't use the meme arrow so you're calling yourself a virgin
>>217734973Yeah definitely should have had something in there about combat sports of some kind
>>217734946I do judo
>>217734950I got the feeling he wants to be like Jason. He wants people to make fun of him for being a looser virgin living with his mom who post pictures of himself.
>>217734946how about never leaving the house?
>>217735054You have not mentally achieved age 30 then
what's so unlikeable about me man
>>217734946>pickleballI would switch that for Padel. pickleball is non-existent here, plus Padel is mexican, thus I would consume local instead.
>>217735107what if i stopped aging mentally?
>>217735125Aren't you a short Nafri? Can't you find some Nafri-ette in the motherland who wants French citizenship?
>>217735125>what's so unlikeable about me manYou mean besides the fact that you are French or?
>>217735133>pulling a jasonNot good, it's called arrested development (not the jew tv show)
>>217734946What about competitive alcoholic, you forgot that one
Man got escorted off of a plane for pissing in the aisle, You could say he just pissed his life away and ended up on the no-open fly list https://youtu.be/_qniwfs236o?si=eV2Zb7KOafAAoeJW
I do feel like the clock is on to make better use of my body before it decays further.
The Day in the Life of a Millenial:07:00>"Wow, friggin' Saturday already? Am I so glad I can take a break from working for Mr. Gemstein!">Wife left note on the table, she is on 3-day holiday to Hawaii with her friend Chad-"Awesome! Now I've got the whole house for myself."09:00>In restaurant eating his favourite meal, gluten-free Avocado Bacon burger with Jeffre Cantu Lesdma playing in the background>"Wonder what the zoomers are up to"10:00>On the walk home listening to Mumford and Sons playing on his AirPod>Spots group of tall, fit, well dressed and happy college-aged kids chatting to each other>(Uncomfortable look on his face) "Uh, I hate zoomers so much it's Unreal Tournament 200412:00>Now I'm back home I can FINALLY enjoy my EPIC PLAY session in my gamer den(basement) like it's 2005 again!!!>Looks over to his shelf full of PHYSICAL copies of video games(Steam is DRMslop for zoomers, piracy is for third worlders)>"Hmmm what should I play today, PS5…Switch 2(TotK limited edition)…Ahh! THE NINTENDO 64! Patrician's choice.">Flails arms up and down in joy as he plays Mario 64>"Sad how zoomers will never know this kino", he mutters to himself17:00>Now I've got to browse 4chan to remind myself of the days of the good ol' internet.>Cringe thinking how /a/ is now infested with NORMALFAGS who watch DBZ>Makes thread for the 67th time complaining about how zoomers ruined bing bing wahoo>Get BTFO by 16 year old 'teen GOD posting WOAHJAKS mocking millennial writing18:30>"Time to eat dinner! I'm gonna try out my B-24 Dresden Firebomb Hot Sauce I bought last weekend"21:00>Stops playing with his Star Wars minifigures(was recreating the iconic scene from Empire Strikes Back)>"I have to clean up the mess I made or my wife will get angry, Guess no time for me today to binge watch The Office on Disney+ today."22:00>Cozy under Adventure Time bedsheet>"You know what, life is pretty good when you ignore zoomers"
The problem with 4chan is every nigga on here thinks he is Socrates
>>217735190it's a good show THO
never hid a post so quickly in my life
>>217735257>>On the walk home listening to Mumford and Sons playing on his AirPodThis person lives in the Logan Square neighborhood of Chicago btw
>>217734933that i'm gonna lose the ability to breathe>>217734950she's right. i am a fucking cunt
>never hid a post so quickly in my life
>>217735257Couple things wrong with this>the burger wouldn't be the avocado bacon burger, it would be the pork n' guac whiskey sando >the "zoomers" he hated would be 14 years old (not actually zoomers)>the kino would be something like Halo 3 which millions of zoomers played even in the few years after it came out>there are no 16 year olds on 4chan anymore
>>217735390Based momma's boi
>>217735274I think the real problem is every other nigga is a jeet thinking he's a sigma
>>217735274I do agree, my most excellent of anonymous friends, however I am inclined to ask further before accepting your position: how does one define “thinking”? Is it merely the appearance we put on for others, is it something deeper which appearances barely scratch the surface of, or is it some other thing?
Millennials charge $30 for a shit gin and tonic with bad customer service and then have the AUDACITY to ask for a tip, FUCK THAT GENERATION
>>217735274personally im more like Aristotle
>>217732002Well they aren't doing that either
Imagine eating this good.
>>217735446Me(Diogenes ii): Sober thinking is a faggot's sport, only think whilst drunk
I don’t believe in socializing over artificially expensive alcoholic beverages.
>>217735484>browsing 4chan with a movie openpure adhd
>>217735484I also eat icecream out of a cup. It’s simply more convenient.
>>217735494Most alcohol is expensive because your laws are gay, Canadian alcohol is cheaper here than it is in Canada
>>217735498>movieYou are NOT a trvecel
>>217735535>Canadian alcohol is cheaper here than it is in CanadaDon't tell the boomers here this, they think paying more in taxes is patriotic o algo and owns Drumpf somehow
>>217735498That's a TV show, incel.
>>217735535Taxes are rough but they do pay for services I enjoy thoughbeit. I was actually referring to a beer costing $3.50 at the store and $8 (+ tip) at a bar. To be honest I don’t have any friends to take out to bars so it’s sort of a moot point.
>JAMES BROWN>JAMES BROWN >JAMES BROWN >*starts dancing*https://youtu.be/hRubq5D-3kM?si=X6nJLWYZBtnmXifM
>>217735571star trek is unc shit, I don't know anything about it
Did you know that they still are doing demining operations in Vietnam to clear out unexploded mines from the war
Boomers should be the ones sent to war.
>>217735604That's the funny part, at a non-bougie bar in Chicago the domestic is $3.50 draft, a tall boy is like $2.something
>>217735634Rare mexipost W
>>217735621What do you talk about things you don't know?You don't look smart when you do that.
>there are "people" that don't like TNG
>>there are "people" that don't like TNG
>>217735665This is an old one, the Agarthan Kirk edits are better.
1 billion Indians strong with tentacles spread across the US and Canada running AI think tanks in all out war against China
>>>there are "people" that don't like TNG
>>217735654Mirin, would love to travel to the US one day (for the grand canyon and the bayou, the cheap alcohol is just a bonus).
The Vietnam war was really about doing MKUltra glowie experiments on the soldiers. Fighting the gooks was just a secondary objective.
>>217735726>US Embassy India posts pro-India postswow
>>217735726India is a ChiCom tier malevolent entity and it's beyond time we started treating them as such.
what's a TNG?
hmmm
>>217735766Absorbing Indians is the only way to beat China in the tech race
>>217735748You are more than invited, you just flash your passport. Chicago is like 4 hours away from Windsor
>>217735782Total Nigger Genocide
been very successful in online pool today
>>217735783Preparing good food also requires time at home
>>217735706crazy to think this guy is gonna straight up body himself when his parents die
why is it not cold?
>>217735783The problem is that she lives in that shit hole LA, the average crack house in LA is 1.3 million dollars. Not even city workers can afford to live there
>>217735783I don’t even understand this. I’ve avoided eating out my whole life because it is ALWAYS more expensive than cooking at home. How do people not know this?
>>217735783>Americans have a few years of Canadian prices>they go insaneMany such cases
>>217735835It's 21F out right now, pretty okay.
>>>>there are "people" that don't like TNG
>>217735835It is though
i wish i was someone else. i don't like the problems i'm facing. i'd take cancer instead of my mental problems gladly
Serb bro threads > fk VPN threads
>>217735872>>21773588684 here
>>217735790>Jeets are the best and brightest!>that's why we need them to do the lowest tier IT work and drive big rigs illegally o algoSimply interacting with a viasjeet dispels this myth which is probably why only boomers believe in it anymore
>>217735904Florida?
>>217735918yessir
So canada is basically finished then
You know who saves pictures of me? Goshcel.You're on the same level as goshcel.
Im more like diogenes
>>217735911This is why everybody hates Californians btw. The state of California is ILLEGALLY giving these jeets back their CDLs despite the DOT cancelling them
>>217735839the PROBLEM is that she complains about how expensive healthy food is but doesn't think twice about blowing 20 bucks on coffee flavored milkshakes and a cup of watered down corn syrupI wonder how fat she is>>217735828it takes me about an hour to cook, eat, and clean up the mess, for about 25% the cost of mcgoyslop>>217735852they think cooking is black magic and are too lazy and stupid to try anything more complicated than pushing buttons on a microwave
>You know who saves pictures of me? Goshcel.>You're on the same level as goshcel.
>>217735960this man looks like he has a venereal disease
>>217735993Nah, he is just a crackhead
>>217735958based Newsom. Jeets will keep the American economy afloat. Without them we lose to China
Grow up
>Grow up
>>217736020I wish anal parkingson's upon you
>>217735958Poopjeets drive with fake licences here, they also cheat during their tests to get a real licence, constantly try to bribe officials because they can't pass, just all around terrible humans that only a truly malevolent government would ever let in a country.
>>217736057This is actually the smart Jason, like that Simpsons episode where bart has a evil twin
nigga be an almost 30 friendless handholdless kissless sexless neet virgin who jacks off to trannies and has incest fantasies with his mother who has never worked a job ever who's entire life consists of browsing a dying mongolian basket weaving forum 16 hours a day but he's telling people to grow up
>>217736070>Poopjeets drive with fake licences here, they also cheat during their tests to get a real licence, constantly try to bribe officials because they can't passThis happens here too, hate em
Last night I brought up Brian being molested and he immediately went on his gay porn spam sperg outGot a secret weapon now, fellas
lolLMAO even
So Mercosur is not happening then?
>>217736113Havent they already had plenty of time to edit these? Why do they keep delaying and making themselves look bad
Learn Hindi or Mandarin. Personally, I choose Hindi.
>>217736113are you fucking shitting me dude
I want to migrate to Poland as a chi, I wonder if they'll accept me if I make it overtly obvious that I'm a Christian and not Muslim
>>217736181They won't.
>>217736113TWO MORE WEEKS
There is no democratic solution. Just grab a bag of chips and hope someone starts shooting.
>>217736097Unironically a big thing here is they would have headphones in their turban to play answers during the test or have their friend read it to them lol such a petty foul race
>>217736192And how do you know that?
starting with the shooting of gay stay at home manchildren
>>217736214It's crazier here because California and my state somehow allow these fuckers to take the test IN HINDI.
>>217736149There's millions of files I don't think it's humanly possible to edit all of them in time
>>217732188>tranimeYou're a faggot not a nigger albeit
>>217736113Dang I thought we had them for real this time!
>>217736255Just the several hundred or couple thousand names of the people who matter would be edited
>>217736221Don't ask man how he remembers how to walk and breathe, he just simply does
>>217732480Aqui estoy caaarnaal
>>217736246My country does this too but also infinity other languages as well. Total clown world.
>>217735872Those apples were promised to them
Do they still sell the spicy BBQ lays tubes in the US? They discontinued that flavor years ago here and it was my favorite.
>>217736279But you still have to manually look at all these physical files that can't be digitized in addition to mentions of people that are tacit, meaning you have to read the whole documents not just ctrl+F "TrvmP"
>>217736350hello mr pendejo
>n-noooooo you can't just opt out of society!! stop making me jealous!!
>>217736363*kneecaps you with a tire iron*
>>217723175holy shit it was actually archivedwhat a legend
>>217736359I'm not your bf.
>>217736353They've already known the important people on there for decades
>>217736350¡Senor Pendeja! ¡Buenas Noches!
my local weather dude looks like Reviewbrah but is more autistic and less charismatic
>>217736381??
>>217736373Grow up.
>>217736398I think the issue is both sides want their guys redacted but not the opposition lol, takes longer
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCETO THIS PARAGRAPHPRINTED ON A WORTHLESS PIECE OF PAPERAND TO THE PROFITSTHE RICH DEMANDONE ECONOMIC ZONEUNDER ZOGINESCAPABLE WITH KIKES DESTROYING THE IDENTITY OF ALL
>gay stay at home manchild telling anyone to grow upO I am laughing
>>217736442Na every good goy will have their name taken off, that's the only thing that's ever mattered
I feel a sense of dread, and have all morning
>>217736509You will get Kevin Nashed today
>>217736476They JUST released images and stuff about Bill Gates dawg, that nigga used to be untouchable during the holocough
>sister left the whipped cream can out all nightfml, -$4
Bill Gates is a nobody.
Woody Allen is on record having fucked actual small ass kids and nothing ever happened
fuck this new captcha
>>217736603Delete this grotesque image.
>>217736641Lol it's easy though
Woody Allen is jewish
>>217736628Wait until you find that European government's have vehemently defended know child rapist Roman Polandski just because he makes nice movies
Why are they releasing pictures of this cool guy hanging out with all his cool friends like I'm supposed to be shocked and offended by it
>>217736658make me
>Epstein >Woody Allen >Polanski Hold on... I'm sensing a pattern here...
>>217736706The dude from Led Zeppelin isn't Jewish
>>217736706Why do 4channers act like antisemitism is some super secret thingLike maybe it was 15 years ago but most people under the age of 30 are aware of this stuff, you're not special and coy for doing this
>>217736661not the one with the highlighted numbers or letters its fucking stupid
>>217731680This. Too many orbiters plus they're a letdown
>>217736628And water is wet
>>217736700You're sick in the head.
wew
Do zoomers know people already hated jews before Hitler?
Must say, I'm becoming exasperated by the German and his ilks behavior. I'm half convinced when he's here, half the thread is him talking to himself on VPN
>>217736749Why does your president like black cock?
>>217736771you are mentally ill
>>217733258Don't matter, running will fuck up your knees anyway
>>217736706Don't forget Harvey Weinstein
>>217736727Quiet, kike!
my zoomer coworkers have been talking egrigiously about how Israel controls Washingtonit's funny but also sad (not sad because they're wrong but sad because they're right)
>Ordered a fountain water at the drive thru since you don't get charged for it>pretend I'm the next order in line at pickup window>free big mac meal, cheeseburger and mcflurryBASED
Muslims unironically also do the shit that pol accuses the Jews of
>>217731577>>217731738I thought you have a pregnant gf?... Why are you posting this nonsense
>>217736873um no only people in the sekrit 4chan club know this
>>217736884/pol/ is so brown nowadays that if you insult muslims you have a bunch of them immediately start insulting you and calling you a jew
>>217736884Everyone does, every tribe wants/tries to do what the Jews do. I think Jews succeed because of their combination of high IQ + a culture that teaches them to resort to underhanded tactics
>>217736885he doesnt have a gf
>>217736915They succeed because the vast majority of whites see them as a type of white
>>217736911This. They are a greedy shameless people who are openly hostile to the non-muslim world
seeing 4chan become pro-ai out of contrarianism has made me realize this site doesn't even have it's own identity anymoreit's just a counterbalance to reddit
>>217736920But he says he does and he gives us updates
>>217736879Lol no way
>>217736954no, he's larping and does it for (You)s
>>217736945Are you fuckin Arab or Pakistani?!
Zoomers are going to start the 4th reich and I don't have to lift a finger, fire a shot, cast a vote, anything. I can just enjoy my snacks and media and watch my enemies be consigned to fire.
>>217736971Really? I find that hard to believe. It would be quite sad and pathetic
>>217736879some fast food places (wingstop and pizza hut in my experience) have tv screens in the lobby that show order statuses listed with the name of the person who orderedsince payment is taken in advance there's nothing stopping you from going into one of these places, reading the first name on the screen, and just telling the wagies "my name is anon I'm here to pick up my order"
Anon really said pointing out jews are pedos is anti-semitic
>>217736993But when I say jeets do it I'm a racist.
>>217736879you would be seething and angrily retweeting if a black did this
>>217736990why tf would anyone look at pics of women instead of caring for their pregnant partner? him and jason are the same; attentionwhores
>>217737026That's what I'm wondering What an unusual guy, hes probably just young and dumb
>>217736993That's not what I meant, it's the whole "look at this big secret thing" when most zoomers know this
I guess I am not meant for affection
>>217737024I admit it's nigger tier behaviour
>>217736986>I can just enjoy my snacks and media and watch my enemies be consigned to fire.Everyone else also thinks this will happen and thus will do nothing
>>217737056*Kisses you* UwU
New>>217737070
>>217737066Yet the Mangiones, Crooks, and Robinsons of the world exist.
>>217737049he continues spamming twitter or feet pics if you dont give him enough attention and has been known to use a proxy to reply to himself
>>217737050Zoomers themselves are the ones treating this stuff like it's some new big secret, as if people haven't been against jews for millennia.
>fucking boys is le badsince when is /cum/ the moralfag general?