LOVELY FUCKING BRITISH VIDEO GAMES edishHAVING TO SPECIFY THAT THE FUCKING GAME IS BRITISH TO STOP THE FUCKING RETARDS SPERGING OUT sub-edish
Dua Lipa subedition
Where’s /eire/?
its weird how you can be so into a girl as a person yet also be aware she's kinda stupidand if she wasnt a girl you wouldn't give her the time of day
>>217732433COYG
>>217732560what does that mean
can't go to a store because of the fucking dogs
>>217732552i often give stupid people the time of day
>>217732615
luring iimmie families into a gigantic airfriar with LV giftcards
>>217732433need her to peg me while she screams slurs against serbs in my face then pisses over my willy as i finish myself off
>>217732616thanks <3
>>217732552what's it to you you virgin incel creep
>>217732652do unto others
>>217732692
>>217732668what is aid
right well that's bradley walsh getting his tight little arsehole fucked isn't it?
umdiepo f***s me during his work call
>>217732499never seen the one on the right before
*puts my hand over your mouth to muffle your moans*
>>217732866*Guns you down*
putting "nigga i am KILLING MYSELF" in the teams chat at 16:59 then logging off for the weekend
right where is everyone
>>217732331All in here lads
>>217733102in spaki's thread with him and about 10 vpns trying to get it bumped
>>217732800Right is Shondo, she's a British Vtuber who used to collab with lemonleaf(Nimi's PL) before she joined hololive. But they had a minor fall out over how nimi handled joining hololive. Afaik they've patched things up since then Shondo's fanbase is quite parasocial to the point she called her chat husbands. She came back from a hiatus and cucked them, setting boundaries with chat and revealing she started streaming to get over a bad break up. The irony being she was the biggest Vtuber who laughed at Nimi's fans for her "little lore drop"
>>217733441No porn, lad
delighted to report to the group that the chinese order is in
ah yes, bridish cuisine
>>217733441what a sad cunt you aregossiping like a girl about your little anime women
Bishop Moth of Arundel has been appointed the new Archbishop of Westminster, the highest position in the Catholic Church in Great Britain.God Bless Archbishop Moth.
>>217733441Jesus christ
let's not forget that I do have my bum out
>Google CEO Sundar Pichai revealed that AI already generates more than 30% of new code at the company, calling it the biggest leap in software creation in 25 years.What's going to happen to all the coders?
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/550670762/#550671315Oh mousey what are you like?
Does this still hold up
visited that owo vg website might unironically get a visit from the police
Lads, feeling a quare bit tiredMight go to bed since I'm tired, you seeOr I could go out for the cans in about two hours and get the BIG cans and stay up till 6am trying to mod Skyrim
that's the expression of interest emailed to toilstein for the new role, probably won't get it but you've got to try haven't you
>>217733441life is rough for vtuber fans
I have just realised that the toilfu was off work entirely today so is probably out at her new jobs Christmas lunch and sesh... When I ask her out on Monday, I am fucked aren't I lads?It's over.
>>217732880wow, she's gorgeous
>>217735538no idea i haven't watched telly in over a decade
never fail captcha now me
>>217735580I don't understand la, what difference does it make if she was out at the toil lunch?
just seen a 3 inch cock enter a horse from behind
browsing the puffy_anus tag
>>217735538https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29LPpJ1Z1ca few of those tropes are still around but mostly no
>>217735615>>217735640feliz navidad!
>equestrian fannois
>>217735645>Pakistani agentShan't
>>217735615mousey when he looks down
>>217735668don't blame me that's where the image he posted comes from
>>217735668alri keith woods
MOUSEY DID WHAT????????
sex with a woman's benisy willy
>>217735615should have knocked first and not just barged into your parents bedroom like that
>>217735561Absolutely correct lad. I applied for my new promotion, which I'm already signed on and doing, last week. I'll probably be getting interviewed in early January and I'm pretty much guaranteed the role as long as I don't fuck it up massively.
>>217733911
A male NHS medic has won £34,000 in a sex discrimination case after violent patients were assigned to him rather than female colleagues due to “a stereotypical assumption that men are larger and stronger than women”.Read more here: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/12/18/nhs-sexist-only-men-look-after-violent-patients/
what kind of diseases or infections would you get from shagging a horse thoughi mean thats a bare (3inch penis)
>>217732433thought that was caroline winklemong or something or other
it's such a self own letting them convince us soviets were the devil
>>217735740is google broken?
>>217735660Gaudete, gaudete Christos est natusEx Maria virginae, gaudete.
a celebration of sexuality
>>217735612It's notorious where we work for being an absolute drinking session starting at mid day. God help me some other wanker doesn't hit on her before I shoot my shot
>>217732433would be mid if you met her at uni
>>217735764why are you asking me retardgo and look for yourself
>hit on herFOY
Stop using NetflixStop using Amazon PrimeStop using Disney+Stop using Spotify PremiumStop using Apple MusicStop using YouTube PremiumStop using AudibleStop using Adobe Creative CloudStop using Microsoft 365Stop using iCloud+Stop using Google OneStop using DropboxStop using PatreonStop using Substack subscriptionsStop using gym memberships you don’t attendStop using food delivery subscriptionsStop using dating app subscriptionsStop using premium news subscriptionsStop using VPN subscriptions you don’t needStop using cloud gaming subscriptions
>>217735757>The GDR regarded the product as a key potential export and gave it priority for development. However, foreign sales were not secured, as potential buyers regarded the idea of long-life glassware as detrimental to their ability to sell replacementswtf
>>217735810a clue gained
>>217735810i dont use any of these as im not goy cattle
NEW: Chinese hackers hacked into Foreign Office servers in October and accessed thousands of confidential documents and data, including possible visa details Cyber group Storm-1849, linked to China, is said to be behind the breach A Government spokesperson said: "We have been working to investigate a cyber incident. We take the security of our systems and data extremely seriously" Story: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/37681625/china-hackers-stole-secret-files-foreign-office/
>>217735810Dont use any of these
>>217735810start pirating media and host it on your own media server
Just had a shit and a shave time to slap on a bit of aftershave and go chat up a bit if talent doesn't the local oi oi
Half a pint of piss down the hatch and diablo 4 update STILL hasn't finished downloadingFuck SAKE
>>217735813Welcome to the real world
Ah yes Christmas a week where I hang with my family who are scared of my virginous runt self and wary about leaving me alone with their kids lest I suddenly start noncing
first we acethen we combatLET'S ACE COMBAT
shower shit shave sexshower sexshit sexshave sex sex sex
literally impossible not to shag around christmas
>>217735521Same thing as will happen to everyone, Pinky. They all become unemployed and unemployable!
>>217735905they have their reasons
>>217735884>diablo 4why would you do that to yourself
>>217735884What class you playing mate?
>>217735808Alright, try it on with her thenI'm emotional rn and the alternative was shorter to type lad
>>217735939Witch doctor
>>217735924true. even Mousey's getting some
running with horsebergs
>Witch doctor
>>217735957Not in Diablo 4 is it?
>>217735957wait a minute, diablo 4 has no witch doctor
>>217735957theyre called NHS GPs mate
>>217735963can't look at them the same way
need to suck a polish poster's monster cock
Just woken up and brushed my teeth. There was quite a bit of blood...
>>217735928Not my fault I'm autistic is it
>>217735978>>217735981>>217735982Rattled the runt cage with this one
>>217735935Needed a break from silksong and also a good long grindy winter RPG didn't I lad? What's wrong with it?>>217735939I'm playing necromancer. I last played a week ago and turned the difficulty up one as it was too easy, got steaming and died a few times. Not sure what the repercussions of that are or where I actually got to aha
>>217735995hello fellow gum teeth sufferer
>>217735995thats just your gums. dont wait so long between brushing because all that time is just bacteria eating and shitting in your mouth
right thats me on the gay porn and bokkles
I played a long-haired Necromancer in My Diablo 4 playthrough
>>217736014>rpg>diabloUm
Might learn Kurdish x
Cor bacteria poo
>>217736015>>217736021>>217736025Could be us brit sista
>>217736014>good long grindy winter RPGits none of those things except winter
>>217735536isn't that animal cruelty or something
Omdzzzz I can't believe Musk paid some unemployed Cantonese thirdies to play his Diablo characters for him 20 hours a day and then he goes and ruins the illusion by drag dropping items and dying to the tutorial boss
>>217736048continue de te branler sur les animes, ça va t'aider tiens
>>217736041how are people starving when they can just eat the bacteria poo
Canslad is going to try to mod Skyrim, lads
>>217736031That is what it is classed as yes. Also fucks like you and mummy faggots ruined the um gimmick. It was only to be used when someone posted nsfw shit or something very questionable. Now it's lost all meaning due to dilution.
FRANCE GOT HACKED BRIT BROS IT'S OVER
Might move to Canton and become a gamer for hire
>>217736076explain in Halo 3 terms
got some time off after christmas and new year like a good 10 days or so. Going to get everything sorted and have a big wank and I mean large.
>>217736076remember when he played path of exile and died like 5 times in the tutorial area and blamed lag (he was using starlink) how is this the richest man on earth
>>217735963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-fJAn6IrRU
>>217736106i see one flaw with your plan
>>217736103go back to obsessing over that bug-eyed girl on /fr/
swedish horse nonce shags his horseshe needs dont by the swedish GCHQ
>he needs dont
>>217736084Speak in english brit sister
>>217736121youll set it all up and cum in 5 seconds
>>217736031>>217736061So what is it?Cat.jpg
>>217736183ferme ta gueule sale bougne
>>217736154its called National Cyber Security Centre (NCSC-SE): btw
>>217736208respectfully you don't appreciate the level I operate on
>>217736114Imagine claiming you're in the top 100 Halo 3 speed runners and then when you stream your gameplay for the first time you spend 10 minutes asking why you can't aim down sight, then die 5 times to the first brute you come across
don't think i'd be able to sexually satisfy a horse if i were that way inclined
david walliams is about to be heemed for being a nonce
>>217736231im giving you advice. just get it done with. and then live a simpler sexless life.
>>217736219warm dog shit would be an accurate description
>>217736258Website link?
>>217736235this happenedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aC_dSMGURg
>>217736252always the ones you most expect
looking at anime girls and having evil thoughts
>>217736274Dunno i screenshotted it from Twitter
>>217736274https://www.mpwarcrimes.co.uk/parliament/jess-phillips
keep an eye out please guys it’s important
Americans be like>Yo Cody bro I need to drop a deuce
>>217736347Thanks lad x
no xmas celebrations in saudi arabia because sadly the country's gone WOKE
>>217736314Could be you brit bro.
Rattling the runt cage
>>217736365Fuck off nonce
>>217734108hs?>>217734131congratulations, 5 seconds is still longer than typing a few leters>>217734197leaving what alone? the truth?>>217734238the absolute irony of accusing someone else of everything you are doingstate of youand honestly it is very telling you think htiting 5 keystrokes is more time consuming than clicking and moving the mouse a dozen times lmaostate of youi even explained why you were wrong and you have no response
>>217736285fucking hell...
>>217736365Like what?
>>217736365in my basement lad
>>217736383clearly a grown adultchildren dont smile in a sexually alluring way with their eyes
>>217736285incredible dedication to the lie
>>217736383>noncemaybe he's a mohammedan you racist bastard
>>217736365Kys demon
What's something Christmassy I could watch lads?
>>217736395zog
shaved my cock and balls in expectation of a wank later
>>217736384>clicking and moving the mouse a dozen times lmaoYou had to do that all the time with the old captcha though
>>217736384welcome back
>>217736421>>217736383>defending pajeetsso you woke now rorke?
>>217736423Die Hard
>>217736437thanks had a long chat with a plumber
omds diego melty
>>217736423Lethal Weapon
got the heating on
>>217736423extreme gay pissing porn
>>217736285> It was supposed to be on the legendary difficulty but he even has to lower the difficulty down, twice, first to heroic then to normal later on.
>>217736423Eyes Wide Shut
what do you call a muslim diablo playermohammedan the paki hammerdin
>>217736384bro had to hide until the swede went away
>>217736451did he ask you about Christianity?
>>217736384>5 seconds is still longer than typing a few letersyou had to use your mouse to reveal the letters though
willy out but nothing to do with it
>>217736488don't understand this as i'm not familiar with diablo
>>217736497no we talked about ai, music, plumbing tech and christmas (so i guess a lil implicitly at christmas)>>217736495dont konw who that is>>217736516a lot of the time you didn't especially if, ironically,y ou had done it enough times to recognise the shape outlines even unlined up, and then it took 1-2 clicks.as i explained it's literally impossible to do this captcha as fast as sometimes it will give you literal 50:50s after 2 movements so you have to do the third and then move up to click next (and click back) to get the odd "number" out
only know diablo through hots me (i have good taste)
how does electricity work it not righthow come you plug something into a wall socket and electricity just comes out? does that mean electricity is just shooting about around your walls constanty? it not right it simply not right what if the wall falls down and you get electrocuted?
>>217736521*opens mouth wide*
fuming mom didnt offer to bring me any food on her way home
>>217736533dont worry thats a good thingplay good games instead
>>217736557>t's literally impossible to do this captcha as fastseems like a you issue
>>217736569we're looking into this x
>>217736384>a dozen timesmate how dumb are you lmaoit's literally click-drag-click
>>217736569alri karl
charli kirkcx
think im too unc for gaming just dont find it entertaining now
The escort I had booked for today cancelled on meTold you, they are uselessRemember the Russian one? She's available tomorrowDare I tempt fate?
>>217736616if you think htiting 5 keystrokes with 8(10) fingers takes more time than dragging a mouse back and forth and 7 different clicks in 4 different areas i really dont know what to tell you other than your fingers dont work>>217736644>nooo moving the slider from one line to another isn't a mousemovementstate of you
>>217736672stop whining
bro cant even pay escorts to have sex with him
>>217736672my fingers obviously do work hence why im able to complete captchas without issue and without having a melty over them
>>217736690I have It's just they are atrocious at organising
>5 keystrokes with 8(10) fingers takes more time than dragging a mouse back and forth and 7 different clicks in 4 different areasthis reads like a mousenonce post
I was on vacation in Paris once, got speaking to this older woman at a bar (I was 20, she was 45 or something). We were both really drunk and all over each other walking back. Absolutely feral, she was kissing my neck, I was grabbing her ass, putting my hand down her panties, she was rubbing my dick, etc in public but it was like 1am so there wasn't many people there. Anyway, we just couldn't wait any longer so we went down an alley, pulled up her skirt, panties to the side and started fucking her against the wall. She started laughing and said she needed to pee but I couldn't hear her/accent barrier. She said something like "no seriously, I need to pee, I'll just be a moment" I said "just pee, fuck it" and she did. Memory is still so vivid, I still remember clearly the smell, the warmth, the sight of it dripping down our legs, the sounds of the sloshing as I thrusted and the pee hitting the ground, her legs buckling as she instinctively tried to squat. Probably the hottest sexual experience in my life and really started my pee fetish.
thought he'd finally shag and be done with making us hear about it. but no
>>217736718sick mate im not reading a word of it
>>217736672in no universe should an able-bodied person need to "click and move the mouse a dozen times" to complete the new captcha. you must be actually braindead
cant imagine how dim youd have to be to not be able to hold a slider down till you see a half circle
>>217736695honestly can't fathom how braindead you must be to think this captcha is an imprvoement how are you so stupid>>217736740already explained how you have to, are you actually retarded and unable to understand the sequence involved>>217736713hs?
>>217736660nah you just dont have any friendsyou wasted all your time playing slop MMOs like osrs and wow basically as single player games
>>217736718And back in reality you're a grotty incel virgin
>>217736758meltdown
how much are escorts now? are they still 120/hour or have they increased the price with inflation?
>>217736783um x
>>217736758do you want some cheese with your melty
can just imagine his fat fingers gripping his mouse, frantically clicking and typing, his ugly ogre coupon 3 inches from his screen shouting 'how so' when he is told to try the captcha again
>>217736569No, it's just there, waiting to find its way out.
>>217736773actual bizarre projection
>>217736758>how are you so stupidyou're the cunt who can't do a captcha
>>217736783much to learn from this
>>217736776incinerated that freak
>>217736783He'll be hearing about this soon
>>217736791know the difference, it could save your life
>you have mistyped the captcha>HOW SOOO!??!!
4chan influences the culture once again
>>217736801>>217736852
going to the bar for work partydon't want to but have to maintain social connections at work in case I need something from somebody
>>217736801>>217736852SCREAAAAMIIIING
>>217736801screaming
I thought Diego was a pass user?He says so right here: https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/186712291/#q186713677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAKEdd_H0XY....
>>217736867get pissed
>>217736888ummy x
>>217736883autismo freak nigga dtfic on the case
i dont like new "captcha" im going to "shoot" it with a LEGO gun then post about horses
>>217736883screaming post the lego gun ones
walking into a chinese and screaming how
>>217736904scram
are these people barely even sentient that cant solve captchas
>>217736816>>217736801project on
>>217736943what am i projecting?
for me, its The Rest is History podcast.
>took him that long to solve the captcha
you lost, midwit, pack it in
>>217736958your fatness/inability to do captchas
>>217736903What?
>>217736979how am i projecting those things
>>217736966he should just allow mouser to skinsuit him again it's tragic
>thread made at 3pm>still using it at 6pmThe fuck/brit/ is usually faster than this
you guys arent very nice or helpful
>>217736559hope you're not a filthy nazeebo player
why does diego hate Mousey so much anyway
>>217737008What do you need help with?
>>217736979you keep getting confused and you're clearly out of your depth in this argument. maybe go and have another chat with your plumber.
>>217737008was going to post a mean pic as a reply but it didn’t feel right
Slapped my mum on the bum as a joke and she threatened to kick me out
>>217737029prefer not to say
Got whacked for using Canadian slang again
>>217736883that's clearly mouseyyou can tell by the brackets and weird usage of quotation marks
>>217737002we're struggling with the captchas
>>217737033
>>217737002it's the friday night before christmas everyone is outing shagging. not me as i am a smelly little incel runt
HOW SOIT WONT FITWHY WONT IT FITHOWtheyre like toddlers struggling to put the right shape in the right slot lmal
>>217737002spaino can't afford the software that can get around the new captcha, you seeThere's a lack of tranny negro loving paedo posts, you see
any tips for the new captcha?
>>217737002captcha did a number on people
what's canadian slang?
>>217737071>spaino can't afford the software that can get around the new captchawhat, a 4chan pass? like you've accused him before of using to troll you?you're thick as fuck
>>217737044konbanwatagwan croski-kun
ALSO THE GIRLIES ARE COMINGYAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY>>217736997i never said em or am either>>217737033haha my plumber is way smarter than probably erveyone hereand i'm not confused mate
>>217737037she got a nice arse?
>>217737071i dont even think mouseys cracked it yet either
Just back from Christmas shopping. Time to get poo steaming
>>217737113well he's the smartest we've got, if he can't do it nobody can
>>217737102>i never said em or am eitherso?
>New Pay Per Mile Road Tax (eVED) - What You Need To Knowwhat
gave up drinking and now im depressed and miserable
I will be spending christmas and nye with /brit/ it great here
>>217737102Where the fuck have you been?
taxi for the mod staff !your captcha's shit !
>>217737093I don't think you quite get what I use spaino for, you see. Slightly retarded you might be, you see.>>217737113It's more like they can't afford itIt's simple for humans to solve but AI shits itself with basic pattern recognition with images and text/font typesBut they could just do what most of the spammers do and pay a bunch of indians or indonesians to do it
when can we realistically expect to see sexbots hit the market?
>>21773700220 of us got hit with bans for filling the catalog yesterday, jannies have been more trigger happy with bans lately too
>>217737151best to start in spring when the weather and atmosphere's at least hopeful
rnhs
Top left
>>217737173theres already scripts for the new catchemall ash
>>217737102you are a fat gay virgin
my favourite song is pewdiepie "bitch lasagna"
why doesn't the government just take everyones money all of it wand then give people enough to live their lives and for people not working they can just force them into work that'll serve the countrythe gov could also host events that encourage national pride and being proud of the UK
Sylvia got a washing machine lads
>>217737229see>>217737220
>>217737220I know it exists, ladThey can't afford it is the point
got a kebab (chain) on the way so i can know i'm not supporting bad people
84 orders on the uber one this yearit not right
Got my gay porn jumper on
The Ganjaweed are a nomadic militant group consisting of people of mixed Arab-Black ethnicity, who have conducted a genocidal campaign of rape and extermination in Dafur against people of purely Black heritage.They have killed between 150,000 - 300,000 people, predominantly women and children simply for not having any Arab blood.
"One man, one vote" in Ireland primarily refers to the Northern Ireland Civil Rights Movement's demand in the late 1960s for universal suffrage in local elections, challenging the discriminatory system where extra votes went to property owners
I don't like "bradley" avatar
>>217737273how fat are you
>>217737273ordered so much uber this week because they've been throwing 40% offs at me
>YOU HAVE TO TELL THE GOV HOW MANY MILES YOU WILL DRIVE AND PAY FOR THAT UP FRONT WHAT
1 million beers drunk this year
>>217737310fat waster
i earn 200k a year and struggle to survive and im never going to be able to Salford my own home
>>217737333>>217737333>>217737333
>>217737335skinny as a rake me mate
Might breathe some air and drink some water
>>217737091Luh and cronem>>217737095SHEEEESH
>>217737298110kg at 6'4>>217737310samealways buying some unnecessary slop just because it says 40% off even though it still works out to £15 a pop
84 uber orders mans attending the synagogue of slop
>>217737354The Chase... is on
>It's simple for humans to solve but AI shits itself with basic pattern recognition with images and text/font types>pays €20k for a Mac to run AI models
>>217737396
>>217737396OH MY DAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yilVcnxKoUk
