ARE WE REALLY GOING TO HAVE THE 7PM EARLY LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
>>217737333here's yours
Poo slime
whats his name again
when i wake up
poo screaming out my arse
>>217737333already sucking on a big stella bokkle me
>>2177373813 Benedict Cumberbatch
just made this
really rattle him with that one, didn't i
>>217737387nonce
>>217737400um
>>217737333Just realized she has a lovely neck to strangle
>>217737381burntisland cowdenbeath
>>217737400you will not get away with this
the old man who lives next door to me has always lived on his own and every time he goes out he slams his front gate in pure incel rage
>>217737407?
realsied that i say hiya a lot instead of hi is that gay??
>>217737419
>>217737436is a bit fruity lad aye
oh i know am gonna be
Just realised that for years my family have been able to see when I post on 4chan or view porn or anything due to the mobile screen reflection on my glasses.Wondered why everyone detested me and didn't want anything to do with me and now it all makes sense.Honestly no coming back from this is there? Should I just kms?
>>217737444fuck
>>217737436if someone said that to me i'd assume their bumhole is the shape of an onion ring
>>217737436so gay im already wondering what that bussy do
got a W on the travis scott jumpman jacks. more like jumpman wackssol' dat fo £30 profiterole dough
>>217737436Depends. Hiya is very common up norf, "hi" is gay
>>217737436if you're scottish, noif you're english, yes
>>217737436it's a bit gay, especially if you only say it to women
reckon if we all combined our skills we could run a successful business
just realised my 36 year old willy has never touched the inside of a vagnia
blud is looking at porn whilst talking to his family
backs against the wall lads
>>217737480>36 year oldgrim
hiya is fine if said to a woman, it becomes gay when you address a man with it
just seen my old secondary school bully at the shop, feel very shaken
just realised how fucking fit they are
>vagnia
hi lads hiya hopws if foing
Body and head starts itching uncontrollably if I go 12 hours without a shower
nth for the baddiedem
>>217737452What kinds of porn were you watching while with family?
yanks be like "zee"
>>217737533why the fuck did this lazy whore photoshop the skull onto the top
all the grim freaks are here today
>>217737492it's like you're a 14 year old trying to pretend he's not 14
mental how many brown people are on the internet
>>217737436Nah, I say it from time to time at shops
>>217737466I am from up north but now I live down south so I realise no one else says it>>217737471I say it anyone I don’t discriminate
>>217737497you're allowed to say it in the same tone of voice as "alright" and then it's not gaysame with saying cheerio as bye, you can say it all in one syllable like "chro" and then it's not a poof thing.
realsied that i say hiya-hoya-hiya-hoya a lot instead of hi is that gay??
>>217737595british people hold a pen like this
stop doing that rorke
happnin
>>217737533uncanny face
Just realised Vancouver is like 90% Chinese and Korean
might make a cuppa
>>217737497it's less gay if you say it to both because that means it's part of your natural vernacularif you say it only to women you're a feminine little gay boy adopting female speech patterns so you don't come off as too much of a man
pencilling in a wank for 8pm
STARTING TO THINK THE LESBIAN TWINS I JUST HAD A WANK TO WEREN'T TWINS AND JUST LOOKED A LOT A LIKE
>>217737601no it makes you big chief sitting bull
>>217737601You say hej hej you big gay boyx
might go buy a 30 count crab rangoon and eat them all til i puke
Why exactly should incest between identical twins be taboo?
>>217737633UM x
the white race is going to be extinct within this century
>>217737609shappnin saan
>>217737549Her embroidery skills are lacking :skull:
wonder if toilstein checks these expression of interest emails for AIwrote so much predictable CV style guff about experience and passion for the job it started to read like chatgpt slopalso I guarantee some of my colleagues used it
>>217737633more partial to a “hallå hallå” tb
>>217737689sayin to it shaggs?
>>217737682probably not as a white person born today will only be 75 in 2100
>>217737660because it the destroys the dignity of the sibling relationship
>>217737627>>217737626the singularity of /brit/
>>217737723That person will get stoned to death in 2060 after browns will rule Europe
>>217737717sound as, man
grim
mental how every single bf6 map is utter dogshit
weird how I went through a phase of like not wanting to wank for like a couple of months, was barely wanking 3 times wank and now I'm back to 1 wank a day mental thought It was over for me there
>>217737778Something in your diet prob
just me or is it getting too jf in here recently? sick of seeing all this dross from non british flags
ate an entire box of these and my hearts having a bit of a wobble rn bit scaryhttps://www.marksandspencer.com/food/all-butter-scottish-shortbread-assortment/p/fdp60564410
>>217737615well what are you waiting for
Now that the dust has settled, did she do it?
>was barely wanking 3 times wank
lickle bit of rape
Missed the bus Will arrive 20 minutes late to the party A fashionable late entry you see
>>217737762Well you'd have to be thick as fuck to fall for one of these, so I guess that's why zoomers are the most likely victim.
>>217737799Vancouver will produce a new race of strong-jawed slender-eyed children that will rule the stars. I'm watching it happen.
>>217737838get a bolt
>GayJ winning in rounds 1-2>8/11Assuming it's legit this is literally free moneyGot to factor in the odds of a fix into your bet though
>>217737841escortmong
>>217737820Get enough willard wanks out of me?She's guilty of that
>>217737833alri matejust come from pakistan?
>>217737878baffling comment
>>217737871HOOTING
>>217737798>3354 calories
>>217737762that whole generation is dumb as rocks
>>217737873Already in the bus, also I don't have their appUse uber usually for this sort of affair
Destiny is a 37 yo ultra-zionist neoliberal. He also sucks other men's cocks for fun and has committed a host of sex crimes.Is it any wonder then his teenage son is a nazi groyper incel?
>>217737798Adore these, love how kino the box is too
>>217737762And the boomer fucks who run the banks will fuck over the poor zoomers who fell for the scams for the next 7 years
>>217737798jfc mate
>>217737871sc
>>217737798jesus christ lad that's so much sugar and empty calories
AI has evolved beyond recognition of characters and we are no longer impervious via the captcha. Why else introduce such a novel new system?
>>217737901bolt is far cheaper and offer more dealsyou get polish drivers more often too
>>217737798200g of fat, half of which saturatesRIP
decided what I'll wank to(JAV nursing handjob scene)
>>217737798shortbread is a great biscuitbutter > oil
>>217737930Moght have to try them thenBut some other time
Lads, I think I have a goal in life.Go to Finland, Denmark or Norway and get me a 6ft tall blonde wife who can crush the cans with her tits
>>217737798I'm a fat fuck but even I couldn't do a 650g tin of shortbread
>>217737798if you have a massive binge like this your body won't even try to digest all of itexpect a wicked poo in an hour or so
>>217737798like 10g of fiber in there sp dont worry youre good mate *thumbs up emoji*
>>217737990ok
thats a lot of replies for a fay bastard eating biscuits
>>217737990bootiful
>>217737798>over half a kilo of short bread in one sitting I could manage half of that on an empty stomach at bestAlso rip
>>217737798dead by christmas
>>217737876Reckon Jake will last a few rounds then take a count in early-mid rounds. Lasting longer than Ngannou is all the credit he wants
Chinese slags love Marks and Spencer take them there they love it make them say it too proper funny
You're a gimp. You're MY gimp.
kebab with MEGA portion of beef incoming
playing a bit of cricket 19 watching a bit of hbomberguydrinking a bit of rose
https://www.marksandspencer.com/l/lingerie/period-knickers#intid=gnav_lingerie_core_knickers_period-knickersummy
never see marks and spencer in black areas do youweird
>>217738100From independent shop or a chain
>>217738105comfy x
>>217738115berlin doner kebab
>>217738105this is itthe official gimpiest /brit/post of all timecongrats lad how do you feel
>>217738113never see me in black areas so i wouldn't know
>>217737798are you at least bulking?
lovely cashmere jumper from m&s
>>217738105female hands posted thisprobably has liv laf luv pictures on her walls
>>217738060If he spends the first few rounds just running yeah that's possible
>>217738113more like Tyrone & Jamal
>>217738105me? thank you for askingplaying portal on the steam deck (in between)watching x-filesdrinking the remainder of the voddy
>>217738130They're decent I guess Enjoy
Sir Marks and Spencers
>>217737798how did you manage that with a lack of variety?none of them are even chocolated
>>217738146i'm struggling to think of a less feminine game than cricket 19
Never seen anyone drink or eat anyt watermelon flavoured yet they still make stuff taste like it Same with bubblegum flavor
Live in a small ex-mining town and I've never even seen a Waitrose or a Morrisons. M&S far too pricey for a proper shop.That said Lidl and Aldi are full or underclass unemployed 70 IQ freaks walking round in their pajamas.ASDA, Tesco's, Coop - now that's the happy middle ground.
>>217738167me asf in Specsavers with no intention to buy anything x
>>217737895>>217737798over 3000 calories 650g shortbread there's no way that was enjoyable to the end at some point you were eating without even liking it
>>217738167she could be peng were she not such a cunt
https://www.marksandspencer.com/2pk-heavy-absorbency-adaptable-period-bikini-knickers/p/clp60758729ah yes, how very progressive of you.m&s
>>217738229so THOSE were the female hands he was talking about
>>217738229they must know that someone, somewhere will be cracking one off to this
when I see that co-op supermarket I know I'm in a terrible town
>>217738229Where the fuck is her hand???
>>217738212It's chain reaction Body tells you to finish the box so there's no more left for another binge
>>217738167lovely slab of rapemeat
basically stealing at this point
what, you don't like me?if only you could feel how truly little i care....
>>217738229kid from school had a hand like this and he would rub his nub on people to freak them out
>>217738251it's right there
#weareallrorke
You've been rubbed by the nub!!!
>>217738229fucking hell, would rather you hack it off and leave a stub at that point, looks like a new zealend yam
>>217738193morrisons is a middle ground supermarketcoop is more expensive without the higher quality you would get in an m&s or waitrose
>>217738229her agent was like it's either this gig or back to thisvid
>>217738229how she got thighs like that with 1armhows she squatting, with Scottish shortbread?
>>217738229want that wodged right up my arris
>>217738266I would punch that freak if he tried that on me
new youtube video layout is shite
>>217738229Imagine getting fisted by her
>>217738224hows she a cunt
got Times Radio on in honour of Diego
>>217738297>not motherlesslad, come the fuck on now
>all these m&s postsknew you lot were a bunch of posh cunys
>>217738312he only did it with consent
Dominos out for delivery let’s gooo
so i set the world on fi YAAAH,we can burn brigh EYAAAH,that the SUUUUU-ouaouaouaouaoghn
>>217738229still would
Loyd Grossman cooking Christmas dinner with the Dolmio man
M&S? Personally I scrape the waste out the bins behind the back of the supermarkets, lots of free food to be had!
>>217738341posh what now?
>>217738365so this is rorke
>>217738365post receipt
Still mourning Tesco leaving Poland
Please tell me they’re not blocking this website. It’s all i have in this world
>>217738105Based human /brit/ poster
>>217738394Just entirely removed his personality and looks
>>217738394
>>217738394Lad, what the fuck do you're doing? That was genuinely depressing.
>>217738229corr
>>217738394downgrade
>>217738394mad how all them greek philosophers looked exactly like this
Wish they had Biedronka in the UK
>>217738394He still has good hairline Lose weight and he's a Chad
>>217738419women love they shite tattoos
>>217738419She'd be easier to rape than most womenI need Rapelad to weigh in tho. Feel like an expert is needed, you see.
>>217737799Nice brapper on the white lass at the end
>>217738341UM
>>217738419Isn't getting tattoos of a native american really problematic?
>>217738266Kek
>>217738394AURA loss but net authentic AURA gain
kid from school would rub his poo on people to freak them out
Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man
>>217738394From an owner of a local burger shop to collecting vintage Spectrograms Howling
give it away give it away give it away nowgive it away give it away give it away nowgive it away give it away give it away now
>>217738526was he indian
>>217738550Sorry, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay for it.
Wouldn't mind 6/10 with disproportionate huge ass
what i'd like is, i'd like to hug and kiss you
The 'Stein 'files have to be released today. Trump has delayed their release by 30 days already. By law they must all come out tonight.
RIGHTOff to stay at the girlfriends gaffLater benders
>>217738649couldn't give less of a shit mate
>>217738649As of today, i'm re-opening the Epstein FIles
>>217738685Nonce
uh oh stinky
>>217738670See you later......
>>217738685'
hi hello hey hiya hi
>>217738649err the president is the law sweaty :)
Gonna do some last minute Christmas shopping this weekend. Which is better, Trafford Centre or Harrods?
Obese woman and a room full of burgers and milkshakesAnorexic woman and a room full of ozempicWho survives the longest?
excavating a bantu mans faecal storage unit
>>217738809couldn't pay me to go to the trafford centre on a weekday, let alone a weekend
>>217738809Couldn't pay me to visit london
>>217738809Only thing Trafford Centre is good for is the hopes that you will get hit by a car before getting into the place
Rorkes nan writing to the guardian
>>217738394Clean shaven. Always.
>>217738809More of a fortnum and mason man myself
fortnite and mason
>>217738864Liberalism is fuzzy and meaningless.When times are soft, conservativism becomes liberalism.When times are hard, liberalism becomes fascism.When fascism takes power, it's socialists and communists who always end up saving the day.Can end this cycle only by teaching the youth about the science of Marxism.
hi
Black dudes.
>>217738864easy answer is write him out of the willcull his fucked ideology by ensuring his death by poverty
>been listening to the music>forgot about the cans>was meant to have the 7pm lovely early cansEr lads, I don't know what to do now since I don't hjave the cans
>>217738954She looks fat
>>217738954shut the fuck up
>>217738972no>>217739004ok bye.
hello my literal enemies
assuming nobody told him?
Gay aborigines
>>217739017alri
>>217739038umi x
>>217738969deliveroo the bevs you mong
bathlad here. finkin i might jave a bath.
>>217739063It's about ten minutes walk. lad.Getting them delivered by some brazilian cunt is giving some brazilian cunt money and I don't want to do, you see
>>217739038are they ok :(
>>217739103yes umi is ok x
Dad’s rattling on about Ukraine again
Chase Infiniti just DMd me and said she thinks I'm handsome and wants to have sex with me and then marry me!
might listen to some CLASSIC korn
>>217739097well then stop pissing and moaning and go and get your precious cans you tedious wanker
>>217738425you don't fucking say
Going to punch myself in the tummy really hard once every single day until Bloodborne gets an official PC release.Miyazaki, consider this me putting you on notice.
gf thinks we should start having kids because 'her mum already had her first baby by 21'
djhfgjhgfdgfkhfdgfdh
>>217738943go back to nazism commiemong
>>217739123Pro-Orc or Pro-Pork?
work secret santa got me a pair of cat ears and a tail buttplug
>>217738649youre a fucking woke arent you
>>217739123glad my dads not remotely interested in politics and i can go sink beers with him without tedious conversations
>>217739196quite an arousing mental image
>>217739151So you genuinely believe that even tho I aimed to get the lovely fucking cans at 7pm and drinking like a mad bastard who just found out his ewe is being buggered by spaino that I can in fact still get the cans?>>217739178ShadPS4 works fine on my PC lad but I've a 4090 and an i9-12xxxx or whatever the fuck it is
>>217739179 run lad go now don't stop to take belongings you can acquire new things
idgi
*attacks you with powerful incel rage*
>>217739231Don't care, need the Steam achievements
>>217739210um
>>217739248why do you, a yank, spam yank /pol/tard shit here on /brit/ every day? fucking retard
Chicken burger, chips and a can of drink is £6 from the local paki chicken shop. McDonald’s is like double that now. It’s a paki world
Ah yes, Christmas soon. Can't wait to be forced to watch the same old reruns of only fools and horses and Morecambe and Wise while da goes off on one about how "they don't make em like this anymore" and "couldn't get away with that these days with woke"
>>217739249good morning sir
>>217739237>NOOO don't reproduce with the person you love what about your freedom?
>>217739196>Rapeladpicrel>>217739252It's not on pc then
My ARFID limits me to this
>>217739275I'm rorke.
>>217739282
>>217738649everyone already knows donnie dump's a nonce m8 but yanks don't care they like nonces so that's all there is to it. no new photos of him and noncey jeff make a difference to anything.
>>217739306That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>217739196Why didn't she suck all of it thought? I doubt she'd be happy if a fella only licked one side of her pussy
>>217739306you dont know how fucking bad i need this rn
>>217739291her mum is clearly a pikey lad ergo she is a pikey too
>>217739306zoomers be like "these pickles too spicy"
>>217739323yes my ARFID limits my food intake for a day so I can only have about 3 of those daily
>>217739315>GIFfuck off
>>217739347her mum got unironically groomed off by a swiss man 6 years older than her, she's not a pikey but she has a weird dysfunctional marriage with a wealthy (and autistic) swiss man
>>217739306The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.
>>217739390
will Putin go down as a Great Man of History?
>>217739311Who is she quoting
hi give me attention?
>>217739394i'd make something up like that too if i was dating a pikey
>>217739432fffFFFUUUUCKKK YOUIUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>217739331>pussyfoy
why cant we choose to filter all indian contributions to the internet, nothing an indian says will ever be relevant and i dont want to see it
>>217739420Herself. https://youtu.be/uZtYnjTZndE?si=dByo2kbl9fbAwrp2
>>217739473and how do you suggest to filter 2 million indians living in the uk?
>>217739408Deffo already cemented his place as a Man of History but his personal dominance of Russian politics post-USSR makes it hard to guess at whether he's an outlier or a trend
>>217739523>>217739523>>217739523
>>217739531HE STOLE MY FUCKING CANS
>>217739531Early you fucking mong
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
