LOVELY FUCKING BRITISH CHRISTMAS FILM edishI SWEAR I'LL GET THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS TOO NOW LADS sub-edish
Never want to hear a yank bastard whinge about anything on here EVER AGAIN
>>217739523Sacred post.
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKMHCAohmZ8
>>217739546Imagine the electric, water, gas, and heating bill, though. Not pleasant, I'm sure...
>>217739523nobody likes you
>>217739582for me it was Predator Missile > Harrier > Chopper Gunner or Harrier > Chopper Gunner > Nuke if i was feeling confident
>>217739604very cool AI slop from a VPN avatarflag 190
British boys look like this in this tough economy. Dw I've got a spare room xx we share a bed tho
>>217739546gmod ass looking house
>>217739636umname?
>>217739636im pissed i used to look like that naturally but im not a twink gayboy so i went to the gym and now im just skinny fat
right well that's gay
Loved watching the snowman on christmas as per tradition
Got the techno on
>>217739560Always is, lad>>217739621The important thing is, you're not me and not getting the lovely fucking cans and that makes me happy.>>217739682For Canslad as a child it was watching it at 8am, 1pm and 7pm on Christmas day
we're frying using air
Rorkelle
>>217739682>I'm walging in the air :DDD
>>217739633Thank you.
They call me Silent Wolf
Raymond Woggs 'The Pooniggerman' now showing on BBC
my friends are celebrating their kid's 2nd birthday today whilst I saw a video of a guy fucking a horse. I may not be the winner of the friend group lads...
>>217739719Kys
>>217739749is the kid fit?
honestly I look like a blonde Patrick Bateman
the special relationship is defined by our love for nonces
>>217739785I look like Trevor Reznik
>>217739788>>217739788nowt wrong wi it
>>217739809strongly denied it cos he was harassing the boys
I want to shower you in sugar lumpsAnd ride you over fencesPolish your hooves every single dayAnd shag you senseless
velo suckedknob lubedmephedrone sniffedgot a mega mega wank on the cards lads
>>217739788state of it
legally questionable oily wank :)
>>217739761Rude...
Watching Wolf Creek 2 rn
>>217739870botnet award
>>217739871bloke
>>217739523>roight, wot ef Frosty the Snowman... were sadDo Brits really?
Haven't done any lifting since Wednesday. It's over.
absolutely diabolical patter itt rnjfs and yanks and vpn clownsjust fucking shut us down already ofcom, we're ready
that's a child
reply to me
come on youre not even alive if youre not backed up on a drive
watching darts a man is about to play against a fat woman
>>217739884I like cooking as an art of bountifulness.Not a bot, though...
>>217739546That's a dreadful design. Look how the garish window frame is cut off.
>>217739925what's wrong with jf attenders
>>217739946what? x
>>217739938pop your head smooth off
// l o v e _ i t //
Why do women take it so personally when you're not attracted to them or interested in sex/relationships?I know I'm too fat/ugly to be appealing and got over the prospect of 'pulling' a long time ago, and now I occasionally find that women are both a bit offended when I don't show interest and also try harder to get my attention just so they can cruelly reject it (which I'm not falling for)It's weird af
>>217739931The man is also very fat himself
21 year old English rose
???
>>217739977go ask your mum, the only woman in your shut-in life
>>217739907that woman has large shiny breats
>>217739995looks like Rate my takeaway
>>217739982Holds it well though
>>217739963Work the shaft, first, princess...
got 33 hours in this stalker game since i got it 8 days ago
while diegos gone we shuold set him up on a date lol play a prank on him
>>217739962What's wrong with jf's on /brit/?Are we going to have a problem?
>Reform UK council’s budget reveals ‘gaping’ £60 million deficitI don't understand. I thought sacking the woke officers would have councils flooded with cash
>>217740038should set him up and evryone pops out of a closet all at once and rapes him
>>217740037which one. i'm still waiting for them to fix stalker 2
if the queen travelled on concorde nowadays there'd loads of woke buggers saying that its not environmentally friendly or summat killing the worms or somethingfuck off rightjust fuck off
playing city skyline and it’s fucking stupid saying I don’t have electricity going to any houses when I have a bout a billion pylons
>>217740071>playing city skylineno you're not you're blogging on 4chan
>>217740069stalker gamma its a modpack
do you lads have a favourite dance to do
>Britain Is Preparing for Attacks on Its Soil. Critics Say It Must Move Faster.Over status: it's
>>217740009You sound like a chubby woman with an average face haha
>>217740071you must construct additional pylons
>>217740071the second one? i think you need to place transformer stations
>>217740070this is what england used to be about
>>217740108from who......... or what
Too much of a brainlet for calculus I'm afraid
>>217740147ooh if i had to guess... muslims?
poo wong
>>217740147filthy australian beasts
rorke having a meltdown in aldi after loudly insisting that his torn scottish five pound note is 'legal tender' and having to be escorted out by the elderly nigerian security guard
>>217740070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMCupanPgf8Beauty
>>217740219
>>217740223
>>217740224pure sexwish i could have seen it fly
>>217740223Only 1 in 1,000 people know what 'legal tender' actually means
>>217739926day 1 of standing lessons
>>217740223used to accept shitty notes as a tescoid all the time
CANSLAD IS BACK WITH THE LOVELY FUCKING BIG CANS, LADSWAHEYYYYYAnd two cans of monster because energy is needed>>2177400711 or 2? I have 1 and can check what's neededIf it's two I'll pirate it and see if I can figure it out for you but really lad, you should be using the tutorial
right
>>217740322Strap my face in with airplane tape
>Bournemouth Airport
>>217739788Can't they just list all trump's political enemies and say that was the list?
>>217740322if she did a poo it would just be sitting on therelike that pic of the pig with poo on his balls
>>217740357depends on the force with which she'd poo
>>217740357normal people don't think about this
>>217740384
>>217740417she's top dogbark bark :3
you have 1 or 2 years to develop generational wealth otherwise its literally over for you for eternity
>>217740403fat bitch
>>217740403why do her eyes look so hollow?
im top dawg
>>217740479the ol zempic innit
>>217740354it would be too obvious
>>217740479
Love the new captcha system - much faster>>217740523throw one patsy under the bus
Need to go for a walk, shower, go to the supermarket for a big shop for fresh food till the 23rd and dried food for the 27th-30th, then do a weeks worth of washing up that will take about 2 hours. I shouldn't have left it all to the evening.
right lads they just said on the telly that the wars on
>>217740487seeing them in febyou in? x
>>217740566no m8. not a colossal bender you see x
>>217740562can they not wait til fucking monday?
>>217740566saw them in 2024just saw that theyre playing brixton next yeardont think they've got a new album out? so i reckon it'll just be the same show as the last oneshant be goingalso brixton academy is a ballache nowadays
Not coming back lads why are we so fucking miserable on our dogshit island
>>217740561>go to the supermarket for a big shop for fresh food till the 23rd and dried food for the 27th-30thknowerim planning on making sure ive got rations, booze will be a tricky onebut fuck going into the normie maelstrom
>>217740643fuck i love italy so much
how do you get beat by a woman at darts oh my days
I love the UK so much lads. Home for Christmas but will be back soon x
>>217740636no album but they had a run of 4 double singles (8 tracks in total) plus they often debut new songs live
>>217740643Ok it’s not an airport you don’t have to announce your departure. You don’t speak Italian, you’re an adult even if you learn it you’ll never sound like a local you’ll always be viewed as an outsider fuck off
>>217740698unless mica is up on stage with her tits and big bush out i dont think i'll be going
take it off!! take it off!! take it off!! take it off!!
oh
>>217740675woman get practice from wanking off knobsi suppose gay fellas do as well but gays dont play darts
>>217740778she just means the dehydrated veiny muscle look, women HHHHATE that
>>217740733seething
Average Australian be like>Brynton, 26, unemployed (lives off his centrelink bennies)>Lives with his mum Brenda in a bungalow, Crocodile Creek (pop. 670), Shire of Poobong, North-Central Queensland>English ancestry but a deep brown tan, bleach blonde mullet and mustache combo>Spends all his dollar on tinnies, cigs, and fixing up the ute >Says stuff like "true blue Australia is dying", "saw another chinaman at the Woolies", "I'll never find a Sheila" and "crikey! there's a spider in the dunny" >will die aged 54 from skin cancer, had one child he never knew about from a blackout drunk one night stand with a 1/4-abo girl
BBC tricking Rorke into doing a normie chrisbo shop by saying Putin's going to send it
The decision to go to war has likely already been taken
>>217740830wonder what's got them riled uprussia clearly dont have the manpower for itthink it's just the army wanting more cash
so this is how /brit/ ends not with a bang, but with a whimper...
off to war, you want owt?
>>217740855Russia does actually
worked out how to get the country back on its feet ladsjust make the falklands a prison colonywe send every single countries incarcerated there for a fee frees up prison overcrowding both in the uk and elsewhere and gets us a pretty penny toothoughts?
>>217740872maybe they could stop embarrassing themselves and capture ukraine then
>>217740868you off to see her as well lad?not gay or young enough to see these people live anymore myself x
>>217740855>russia clearly dont have the manpower for itWhat makes that clear? Theyre comfortably mobilizing to replace losses year after year, meanwhile Ukraine screeches about running out of men every time they have to mobilize.
>>217740806Didn’t lie though
Lads, anyone else on the cans? The lovely., lovely cans?
>>217740855putin will invade estonia
>>217740897next time she comes bristol ill see her
>>217740931Will literally never happen, Estonia is in NATO and Putin isn't retarded. Please learn geopolitics 101.We'll be conscripted for Pookraine if it's still ongoing in 3 years time, or maybe if Russia invaded Georgia or Moldova again
>>217740892Nauru already does this after a fashion
>>217740855They are overestimating nato and under estimating Russia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRHdhQR7MvU#mental how kino the GDR wasbasically a communist WehrmachtBundeswehr troops looked like slobs in comparison
Note to self: low effort gimmicks get far more (You)s than effort postsShan't make that mistake again.
>>217740951only ever been to strange brew in bristol but not too far for me actually x
>>217740977>Putin isn't retardedlol.
>>217740931article 5 gets invoked and half the world tumbles towards a moscow with it's bollocks done in by 3 years of warchina will step in to claim the eastjust doesn't make sense
Roke or Woke - that's the new political dynamic
>>217740892I very much doubt that Falkland Islanders would want that arrangement.
Timmy's fiancée
That's a bloke in a dress and lipstick
SHE DID IT WHAM LOSES
>>217741023not until they see the mountain of cash they'd get to move
tummy ummy
>a bloke in a dress and lipstickquintessentially british
>>217741023Falkland Islands are the size of Wales and has a population of 3000 people, half of which live in the same town.
Just reported a post for avatar/signature usage
>>217741014>article 5 gets invokedarticle 5 doesn't mean that nato immediately declares war on russia.
>>217740892Ascension Island would be a better idea. No fucker's escaping from there
IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE OVER (for Aussies)IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE OVER (for Aussies)IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE OVER (for Aussies)
>>217739523You are an arse-licking shoneen
>>217741039>57I thought that didn't seem right
>>217741095>country is like 99% empty>still can't build housingwe have no chance then
unreal fit for one of that type of person
>>217741095What do the cunts have against 2 story houses?
>>217740778big ass head
NATO is a house of cards waiting to fall.Russia needs only kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down.
This is the Chinese century. You're just living in it.
>>217741141is it now? i see
>>217741128hi do u want ot meet in bristol x
so what did you think of today's wordle?
>>217741028This is really sad she has cancer.
Archbishop Moth of Westminster
>>217741095217741095▶>>217741123 >>217741132Nevermind I see a few. Looked like sarisota where it's just a see of one story homes for geysers that don't like stairs.
Imagine the absolute weapon who tries to pay with one these bad boys
America is something elseNow, when is the Bonnie Blue x Nigel Farage link up?
>>217741191IT'S LEGAL TENDER OK
We are Adolf Hitler.We carry the flame.
>>217741173You would think that because you're IrishHer fiancé is Irish too
>>217741191must be real my printer won't print it
Trying to pay with a Scottish note in England is bad enough, let alone NIrish or Channel Islands stuff.Try it and the mongs behind the tills basically combust
>>217741191would pay for a curry and chips in a scottish chippy with one of those. see how those cunts like it
>>217741128low cheeked tranny looking half ethiopian wig wearing poop
>>217741165im 4 or 5 hours southwest of bristol hun
how come eric clapton didnt get cancelled by the woke mob for being a racist
>>217741252couldn't have put it better myself
>>217741218>You would think that because you're IrishBecause I have a heart?
OI YOU FUCKING CUNTS WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YE ALL ON THE FUCKING CANS OR BOKKLES OR VINO OR SPIRITS OR EVEN FUCKING WATER YOU UTTER CRETIN HOSRE FUCKERSBit emotional x
the fact is youre all wrong fucked and overrated
Just seen a very reportable post
>>217741215
>>217741283I'm on the vino xAlso got bokkles but hopefully saving those
>>217741282The Irish care very much about brown lives
>>217741259pz? x
>>217741322True. Don't know what it is but the stereotypes are 100% true.
on the red winemay be on the white wine later
>>217741182nah we dont build them at all except in affluent areas 90% of our urban areas are infinite single family urban sprawl. in fact perth is the ‘worlds longest city’ because the sprawl is so bad over there
>>217741310Adolf Stubble
steak chips and eggssteak mash and beans
gammon egg and chipsbit of pineapple on the gammontahts a mans dinner thatnone of that woke shite
he's not taking the news well
It's your moral duty to kill Nazis btw
Adolf Getler
>>217741367
GAGGING for that first sip of BA gin and tonic on my flight next week
women would rather fuck rubberized pelvic areas than mehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1766026801196465.webm
>>217741310I wonder how different his life would have been if he applied to fashion school not painting school
>>217741403Niggerfaggot
>>217741399weird that. normally people are jumping for joy when they hear they've got a terminal illness
>>217741399he spent his whole life talking about "muh depression" and now he's starting death in the face. he ain't talking about depression no more
>>217741320Good lad>>217741346Get on the blue aftershock and become Union Jack, lad>>217741322No we fucking don't, lad
Hitler killed the most Europeans of anyone in history and then committed suicide without producing any offspring.He is hero-worshipped by eternally seething unemployed manchildren, losers and incels across the globe.>>217741448Follow your leader.
>>217741421this is hoti would how big that rubber penis is
>>217741486
>>217741460>>217741399why are you fascinated with cancer patients
>>217741505Flat Earther tier schizo cope.Nazis killed Europeans, then killed themselves.
>>217741482Yeah you doIf you're not crying for Gazans you're marrying Sri Lankans and blacks
>>217739788starting to think this whole operation is being directed by MI6 myselfget ready for the christmas terror attack guys
Classical economists (Smith, Ricardo, Mill) explicitly warned that land rent would dominate economies unless restrained
disgusting what our trans sisters go through
keep getting this lass on my reels im OBSESSED
honestly find neoliberals to be the most interesting peopleeveryone else is quite boring
>>217741529ghislaine is so cute wish she molested me
>>217741549
so umposter lives in penzance
>>217739546looks ugly
>>217741549>smelt the transphobiaoh is that what that smell is
the singular umposter
>>217741576deploy the umrapists
>>217741574Direct calls for violence like this breech UK law. You have been reported and I've forwarded your post to the police.Enjoy getting a knock on the door and spending the day being questioned by officers about your internet history you hateful little nazi incel scrote.
>>217741527While I fully support Israel, lad, I would like to point out that arabs are not negros so please don't confuse the two>>217741549I'm a bit confused with this one. So he's complaining that his faggot friend was confused and didn't understand why, understandably, women and girls won't want men to watch them get undressed?
I can smell the transphobia from you
>>217741511why are these videos getting tens of thousands of views?why did dan bockmann's most watched cancer videos get over a million views each, when his pre-cancer videos were lucky if they got 15 views?
>>217741399I bet his tattoos gave him the cancer.
Being raided by sub-70 IQ /pol/ incels
>>217741617Sir Kier is on the case
yeah im wasian so what
>>217741626doesnt answer my question does it
>>217741403No it's not.
>>217741654
>>217741669Little nazi gonna cry? Are you triggered? Fucking bitch.
>>217741511its heathermong mate the loathsome cunt needs sectioningcare in the community utterly shagged this country rotten
been wanting to into programming for a while but it's always looked dauntingly difficult but if pajeets can get a basic grasp on it (at least enough to get hired by a western company) then i should be able to master it in like 6 months
>>217741645mousey wouldn't stand for thishe's fucking seething, desperately trying to get through this 250iq captcha system to flame these poltards
>>217741711just use chatgpt
>>217741684No retard, lad. I was explaining to you that negros are not the same as arabs. You seem to think they are.For example, I would support complete enslavement of the negro race. I would on the other hand, support complete enslavement for the brown race, except for the attractive arab lassies, they would be sex slaves.
Go back to >>>/pol/
I actually don’t believe gravity is trueIt's all made up absolute theory It's still theory not a fact even after all this timeScience pretends theory = fact but they cannot prove any of it
Test: is 'try to' or 'try and' grammatically correct? No peeking the answer
>>217741711what are you learning? if it's python or js (bonus points for typescript) then its pretty easy to get intome? writing some rust right now
>>217741685most mentally stable leftoid
Great Britain and Nazi Germany should have fought alongside eachover, not against eachover.
>>217741765the black hole in your head has its own gravitational pull
>>217741745no i want to while away my evenings tapping away on command prompts being a l33t h4x0r and instinctively throw all my hard drives in the microwave whenever there's a particularly spirited knock on the door
>>217741773yeah i was planning to start with python, seems like the go-to for techbros from what i've heard
Got the Korean fried chicken on the way haven’t i
>>217741753Typical Irish answerYou need some form of brown skin in your lives. For some of you it's blacks, for others it's Arabs. It's impossible for you to consider both vermin.
Me on the right
>>217741752You're a crying little incel bitch boyHow long until you rope like daddy Adolf?
ffhgfhjghu
>>217741821>the negros are really arabsLad, can, now.
I dont believe in cystic fibrosis think theyre all faking it
this captcha is a real brainteaser, even for someone with a 102 IQ like me. dread to think how the less gifted users of /brit/ are managing kek
>>217741825mad how all leftists are retards who actually talk and think like this
might start islam maxxing cause i reckon they might win plus if they dont i'll just help kick them out anyways cant wait for the day its legal and encourage to oppress women
>>217741814if i had to give you some advice, stick with ityou're not going to be writing anything useful for a while, shit will probably be cryptic for a bit but stick with it, take regular breaks, come back and have another crackconcentrate on making all the little bits click- if/else, functions, third party libs, testingoh, and learn git
>>217741683litrally me
Remember the whole Anglo Saxons were black ackshuly they were doing during the whole blm hysteria? They were using skull measurements lolFor anyone who missed it, she was not actually black
quite enjoy the captcha personally
>>217741857it's so bizarre how many americans i've seen across 4chan unironically bragging about how easy they find it
>>217741867You're still cryingWeak ass groyper chud snowflake baby boy tells everyone else to kill themselves but breaks down at the slightest pushback LOLLLL
>>217741815All the way from Korea is it lad?
>>217741549what?
>>217741815been sucking on soju mixed with beer cos the korean lad at toil told me thats what the ydo in koreaon the pure beer now tho aha x
why can't brits recognize patterns
This captcha is part of Cicada 3301
>>217741908wasn't even him you retarded maniac
>>217741904americans are more lateral thinking than brits so of course they'd find it easier
>>217741898no i dont remember that heathermong but keep us updated you blessed spacker
>>217741574why
are mintyyah yah
if you cant solve the captcha you are a sub 80 IQ goycattle slave
>>217741934are educational system is terrible
>>217741954Roman but whatever
>>217741910Bizarre question / attempt at humour
boo! bring back the tonsil stones
>>217741944i mean because it's bragging over spot the difference, i was doing that in match magazines when i was 7it's not that it's difficult it's that there are three of them and it's gay. but you say that and people jump in going lol retard so they can feel good for a few seconds. just reminds me that 4chan is full of cunts
me, sub 80 IQ goycattle slave: fml
>>217739523Fun FactIt's a silent film so nobody knows it's British.
>>217741977Casual Friday innit
>>217742042>>217742042>>217742042MIGRATE YOU FUCKING CUNTS>>217742038It has a song and a fucking intro by a British man you twat
>>217742015>>217742015>>217742015
mad how every boomer, genx , and millennial was a bitch ass nigga and zoomers are reviving masculinity
>>217742054lol get fucked faggot
>>217741970>fkkOmds you know what that spells? If you say it aloud? Thats so funny
>>217742060they're reviving being a metrosexual faggot
>>217742038David bowie is the narrator ar the start ?
not sure where the new isplease point me to the bake
