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God I hate Iowa
family is very excited for the college nigball tonight
I love you always foreverNear or far, closer togetherEverywhere I will be with youEverything I will do for you
>>217745841Be nice
Finally read “Bloodchild” by Octavia Butler. Thanks for the rec, anon.
>>217745848I was unironically just listening to this song
>>217745891I can haz cheezburger
Christmas used to be my favourite time of year but now it kinda makes me want to blow my entire head off
4chan ate my post again
>>217745903many such cases
>>217745903Yeah, winter is bullshit and I get more irritable around my family every year
>>217745834Wow it's literally me
>>217745903I used to not care about it but now it's like a desperately need shit from my parents like I need new clothes. Been hanging by a thread (literally) since June
I flunked a Canadian on his cocksucker exam. It took too long for me to cum
The problem with getting fades is that they look like shit after two weeks and you constantly have to go back to the barber
Nu ma nu ma iei, nu ma nu ma nu ma iei
>100 entirely redacted pagesNot a serious country
I spent just over $13,000 on gifts this year
>>217745992Nothing ever happens, but I hope we get some more pictures of celebrities as more stuff releases
guess the song: do dodododo dodo dooooo. do dodododo dodo dooooo
Might fast until Monday
>>217745808Should I watch this? I think it was on the 'flix back in the day
>>217746015why?
>>217745992He has a decent body even if i don't like his face
>>217746015about 0 of that was gifts to me so what do i care
The drunker you are the harder the captcha gets lmao >>217746015I spent like $150 lmao
>>217746034I thought it was decent, had a few kino scenes.7/10, watch it if you're a horror fan but don't expect a masterpiece
Society needs to promote more male aggression and violence
>>217746051Bought the siblings new PCs mostly
I would like to lay down in bed and maybe cry or somethin
>>217745903Yeah I feel the same.Dreading the family gathering maybe I'll make some excuse not to go
Probably it would be possible to surgically remove your teeth and attach them to your bussy
>>217746127brogina bentata
>>217745833I know this guy from Iowa and typically most people from Iowa are tall, strong, Germanic chads, but this guy is short, swarthy, chubby curly haired Celtoid mutt with weak chin and wimpy voice and he has a feminine mind because he is bad at mathematics (mathematics is masculine and he is bad at it) and also he has really bad normalfaggy taste in music like shitty country and the most generic boomer radio rock.
>>217746118you only get so many opportunities to have christmas with the senpai
how quaint
>he drinks the liquid jew
I've discovered it's hard to be depressed if I have no expectationsI think I'm generally worse than other people, but I don't feel bad about it. The average person is also quite bad in many ways. I don't feel as if I owe the world anything. I am a cockroach; I just take what I want, and I hope my mere presence makes normies' skin crawl.Perhaps I would consider participating in society or creating economic output if the world 1) uncircumcised me and 2) unraped me. Until then, I will live for myself.
>>217746171Me right now
*unzips peter*
>>217746180I have my foreskin and feel much the sameTruth is the foreskin only gives you so much
>>217746171Nigga I'm fuckin litI'm fuckin based
ayo where my WANGHAFs at
>>217746158every family gathering I'm out of place, don't make conversation, and mostly feel embarrassed to be thereI'd rather skip the whole ordeal
>>217746208It's not so much about the foreskin itself. It's rather emblematic of everything that society forces upon me without my consent
>>217746213stupid fucking whore
>>217746221Wtf you're me
JAKE PAUL JUST KNOCKED THAT NIGGER OUT COLD!
If there was any justice in this nigger world a boulder would descend and smash my worthless brains
>>217746261many such cases
bought some xylitol gum and it tastes delicious for 10 chews then loses all flavor
>>217746269>If there wasIf there were
You ever drink so much you do the fent stance?
>>217746289ghastly
Took doxycycline
>>217746289stupid bitch
What's your go to alcohol? For me, it's Bombay Sapphire
>>217746318I'm 7.5 months sober. Used to be fond of wine and mixed drinks, especially ones with vodka.
sad when a pretty girl ruins herself with disgusting tattoos
>>217746318Titos
>>217746318
>>217746221is what it isif everyone waited for the perfect thing to say then nobody would speak at all
>>217746342Congrats. I wanna try to go sober after Christmas. Im not a true alkie yet but I can see that road.
Unpopular(?) opinion: early-mid 90s groove metal had a cooler/more raw sound than early 2000s nu metal.1995: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4uI8jNY_hU2003: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
>>217746153oh yeah also he's a zog brained, turbo vaxxed, feminist, npc pleb
i only think 100% methanol nigga whisky from the hood
>>217746343
>>217746318I like to mix it upreally big on citrus coolers nowadays
>>217746388Me when I drive to Maryland to buy Everclear
this pose makes me feel super gay when I do yoga
>>217746414I wish I had a cute chubby news anchor (?) gf
Good drunk: with your niggasBad drunk: with a fat girl
>>217746414fat cunt
>>217746432Best: Cadillac in the ditch fighting with the police
The worst thing about the holidays is watching A Christmas Story. I don't know why anyone would want to watch a movie where children get hurt every 10 minutes unless you are a sadist
>>217746460twinI hate watching movies with family, I just avoid it now
>>217746460I'm a sadist. Thank you for acknowledging the sadist community. One thing we here strive for at Sadist United is recognition
My dad watches die hard every christmas
me mum died in the holly cost
>>217746475He really shot his eye out and got kicked down a slide and people want you to think it's the go to Christmas flick
I like chubby girls but I don’t like fat girls. It’s an incredibly delicate balance! One too many mimosa brunches and it’s all over.
>>217746380Thanks. I'm not a full blown alcoholic but it was causing issues, including legal stuff. I challenged myself to go sober for a year.
peniscumsex
Me an orphan
Lawyerberg filed my counter claim
America is an idea
>>217746566I can't believe this freak is going to be mayor of jasonstate
America's strength is the white gods that forged itAmericans downfall is the brown hordes that devour it
>>217746543Is this an AI DUI?
>>217746566here's an idea: shut up
>>217746015this is kinda like the english version of a shrekxican meme. kinda weird to see.
>>217746416why does that pose make you feel gay? are you doing yoga in a class with others around? they're focused on themselves, not you
>>217746533woah woah woahno curse words in the general
>>217746635semen!
>>217746566this nigga's hairline was a BAD idea
im balding
I'm sorry Part of the Coochie hwat now?!
>>217746613I do 10 minutes of yoga each day before bed. I use an app on my phone that generates poses and walks me through them. My brother is a real cunt so he would mock me if he saw this pose. I still do it but he got in my head I guess.
>>217746677Chinese guy named Bar Ding
>>217746699you are Bar Dong
>>217746677Like 80% of guys I see over 24 seem to be at least slightly. Most guys seem to lose their corners by their late 20s. Sometimes it thins a little on top.
Laotian man named "Weow Nao"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNU1dKASlI8It's stuck in my head I can't stop listening
>>217746698Yoga is Satanic!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLHuvdMIg8k
>>217746714so are you chinese or japanese?
>>217746713What fucked up ass water city do you live in?
>The 2012 DODGE RAM!!!!! OFFICIAL CAR OF THE DUI AND YOUR TWEAKED OUT NEIGHBOR!! NOW AT 30% INTEREST AT YOUR LOCAL BUY HERE PAY HERE!!!!! BUY TODAY!
>>217746765caught some mice in a trap the other day, they cannibalized each other until there was just one fat one left.
>>217746733Just seems to be the case looking at FB photos of guys I knew in HS, plus real life. A lot of guys lose their corners and a little in front and it seems to stop
>>217746778that would either be a altima or charger
jason scared away our beloved mexican friendsnot cool jason
>>217746796No it's definitely the Dodge ram. The Dodge ram has the honor of being the most charged with DUI car model in the whole country unironically
>>217746729I’m just trying to stay limber
My mom wouldn't take me back to Outback Steakhouse because they gave me a steak knife as a child
>>217746782why did you leave them to starve? how does that make you feel?
>>217746809Orthodox Church says do not do yoga because it invites demons into your body.
Woke up from my post but nut time to game
>>217746835catyank!
Every part of the internet sucks now but it's my only source of anything resembling human interaction
Why did my oem car speaker do me dirty like this
>>217746836>but nutNut nap* what the helly i didn't take a nut in my butt
>>217746829they were ruining my shed and even got into my BBQ. technically only one of them starved to death, and he had several last meals.
fuck man. i hate this shit
So Mercosur is dead in the water then?
>>217746034Slither > Teeth
I identify with the eating cold cuts part of the sopranos
>>217746782I used to drown them or smash them with a hammer so they wouldn't starve to death. I'm merciful like that.
>>217746920You should post this on /an/
>>217746920Hi Lyle
All rise for the Canadian national anthem https://youtu.be/92ydUdqWE1g?si=7LD5M8DMYMGYgF7Y
>>217746289I'm not anti-tattoo but this is egregious
>>217746928I got a video somewheres of the drowning bit, they all behave differently when you chuck them in a bucket of water.>>217746929Idk who that is
>>217746950indians are an offense to all five senses
>>217746920I gave them a warrior's death. They got to battle each other for supremacy in the cage and if getting your skull ripped open and eaten out by another mouse isn't warfare idk what is.
any girls here want to hang out and video game
>>217746966Those random bullshit tattoos are somehow worse than the millennial sleeves
Any time I see a picture of heavily tattooed person online, I just move back from my screen slightly and then all the tattoos just look like gray smudges of shit on their skin
>>217746318Coors
>>217746993Sure, but ONLY if you promise to also fuck my mouth and pussy
>>217747012yes just come to brazil
Do you ever game with your sister
feeling nostalgic for tubgirl
if i dont get an update saying that my mug is out of jamaica tomorrow im gonna go insane
Favorite piece of classical music? For me its Dvorak's symphony number 9 in E minor
>>217746999What about when they are a darkish nigga and you can't even tell what the tattoos are at all?
>>217747039>Jamaican Post: Wagwan! Ya mug be almost ready and ting! 'Ave an irie Christmas brethren jah bless up BOOP BOOP
zoomers be like "this is my favourite music"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_5_8mn_ho0
Watching yet another video documentary on the downfall of Idubz
Time for my annual rewatch of Mayli's facial abuse
>>217747073I actually like thishttps://youtu.be/afMoMYMzWpY?si=0Rb74nM4Zh5-SOs3
For a bagel that went viral o algo
>>217747057Lately I like The Planets by Gustav Holst>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz0b4STz1lo
thoughts on the epstein drop?
>>217747107Keep it until we get the uncut release
>went to the store and bought a 6 pack of blue moon>went to taco bell and got a free tacoGoing to play megabonk and watch the godzilla movie with the gf tonightthis is it bros... this is it
Didn't I blow your mind this timeeeeeDidn't I Didn't I do it baby Didn't I do it baby*Points at you*
>>217747121Comfy
think I'll go play with my penis
Video related https://youtu.be/lOvfctgwnug?si=hukDWxWCQudUEhtU
When you're stuck in a bullshit situation do you try to learn to enjoy it or do you just roll with the punches and wait for it to be over
>>217747107Oh no more pics of Bill Clinton like we didn't know this
>>217747068bomboclat
>Next up! Prince and his other gay niggas!!!! *Everyone claps*
>>217747086>>217747179https://youtu.be/8rrOdcnFbAY?si=SqzPq2urgg2Aep-U
If people don't care that clinton was a regular at epstein island why would they care if trump was?
>>217747213one is currently the sitting president
>>217747107they lie to you like you're mindless cattle, and you won't do shit
NGL I didn't expect much from that taco because who eats one single taco bell taco, but I have to say, FREE tacos taste way better than money tacos
>>217747213Bill is not the current president
>>217747213The caring has become almost entirely partisan, even molesting kids has become a red v. blue issue.
So fucked up right now
>>217747194Roll with it. It never ends. You think it ends and then it just starts over again
>>217747231fox news is democrat shill
>>217747226We just going to forget that Mark Carney literally has pictures with just Ghislane Maxwell too?
>>217747226>>217747235>>217747238>all leafsand the other was visiting the islands regularly while in office as president
>>217747250never forget
can't believe there are still trump supporters here lol
>>217747253First one was redditjeet btw, same reason nobody in my country cares Carney was friends with Maxwell. I am certain somewhere out there exists a picture or email directly connecting him to Epstein as well but for practical purposes it doesn't exist because nobody cares.
>>217747249
>>217747271At least respond to the picture of Mark Carney with Epstein's sex trafficker like a man
>>217747266Lmao he acting out for the huzz
wish i didnt throw away the last slice of pizza
>>217747290Redditjeet never acknowledges the other guy's points in our /cum/ "debates"
The shitalian poster is a commie
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>>217747309Whomst've?
what did he mean by this
>>217747335Unironically what is that even supposed to mean out of context?
>>217747335I wouldn't worry about it
>>217747309
About to take steroids for pneumonia
come on you apes you wanna live forever?
you should take steroids for that weak ass chin nigga
drinking a ton of dr pepper today since i have no other sweet treat
>>217747369Tom lost
why am i the only person being discriminated against for my IP range
>>217747414you're not, the rest of us just have the decency not to complain about it
Took the steroids. On antibiotics too. Looks like my fever is down at least
>>217747423theres been liek 40 fucking images posted in the last 30 seconds
I’m the last sane man here
I'm not just Chinese: I'm also gay, and my dick doesn't work.
i ordered a 20oz dr pepper from papa johns and they accidently gave me a 1liter bottle its like they want me to be fat
>>217747339I don't see how that affects your ability to practice medicine
>>217747414I've discovered recently /cum/ specifically seems to have a higher threshold to post in than the rest of /int/. There's a specific requirement for an aged IP that doesn't exist elsewhere. Bizarre thing for the mods to add.
>>217747460sex medicine
Furries are exactly the same as lolicons
Incineroar is so hot
JAKE PAUL JUST LYNCHED THAT BLACK MAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCTAGONBAH GOD
i want it
just say pedophiles instead of lolicons
>>217747493Two completely different things.
>>217747493No; people into bestiality are the same as pedophiles
if you watch anime that has those stupid little girl characters i assume you are a pedophile
Every time Gavin Newsom pops up on my screen I start instinctively laughing regardless of what he's doing. bro is just such a great lolcow, can't even hate him.
>>217747491that is pretty sick but I don't think it's quite to scale, skiff looks a little bit too small
>>217747510what is a lolicon then
Everyone is too busy to be my friend.
>>217746292it's not a conditional it's a statement of fact
>>217747525He’s so hot
>>217747510They're the same thing. Stop trying to justify (you) being a creep
>>217747537youre right it does look a little small
LOL
>>217747598anyone die
Oh my TVC15oh ohTVC15https://youtu.be/bNf72GjzFsc
>>217747598That was a good kick kek
>>217747598surprised that cop didnt headshot him
>>217747598Plappable girl
>>217747628he wasn't black LOL
>>217747628the white shirt guy saved his ass
>>217747629looks like she has some gross growth on her eyebrow
>>217747598>Starring Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry!!!! https://youtu.be/rkas-NHQnsI?si=mWsXI2YPSfhwII6C
How do you deal with your A.D.H.D.?
What portion of Singh Hepatitisons employees (slaves) even celebrate Christmas? 1%?
sometimes I think I should've been a cop but then I remember most of them are retards
>>217747666i heard meth helps
>>217747677Adderall and Ritalin are literally meth
>>217747675
>>217747674fuck Tim Hortons they can go bankrupt at this point who gives a shit about that dump
>>217747677>>217747699Do you like this song?https://youtu.be/bNf72GjzFsc
>Anon starring as Anon in Anon the Moviehttps://youtu.be/iokmbu41qak?si=fb0y78IpNSi7-it-
>>217747711its alright
*Starts doing the robot*https://youtu.be/g1_ym09MAks?si=7VnGX5FhOXOvW_qj
momberg said no one is coming over for christmas im so happy
THE CARBERG DEMANDS 5W30!!!!
So these threads don't have a topic? You can talk about anything here not just the culture of countries that is the topic of this board.
Chat, my dih lea
I'll see you guys in the morning. This thread is not at it's best righ now.
>>217747761the topic is our canadian-united statian-mexican life
>>217747761I mean I can talk about how most Spaniards still look like Arabs.
>>217747776it's a bit slow but otherwise it's fine, better than some faggot porn spam or jasonposting
Feeling a temporary delusional surge in self-confidence, it will pass
>>217747406I wish a big strong bully would give me a wet willy
>>217747761Since every country in the world belongs to America, everything that I say is on topic.
Suga Suga how get so flyyyyyyyy?
>>217747806Such is life
i'm a fugue state
>speaking to foids in the age of AI waifus
when did people start saying "as per usual" instead of "as usual"it feels like a redditism
test
>>217747845It is worse: a Bri'ishism.
Life may be finally goin right :)
>>217747853test acknowledged
As per usual, ntma
Recently I saw a box of some christmas food in a store and the box had like the links to the social media of the company and it had the Google+ logo. Very weird because that doesn't exist since many years ago.
>>217747879It will get worse
what if i ask the hr lady if she jacks me off?
I will never have a gf
I'm an unemployed 39 year old kissless virgin.
>>217747964Same. 31 though
I'm marriedI really enjoyed K-on
i remember being a kid in middle school and looking around the classroom and noticing that all the other kids had flat occiputs and i was the only neek there with a gay alien skull
I bought this CBD oil thinking it would help relax meNot only does it do nothing, it also stinks The skunky fumes evaporate out of the bottlejust threw it away, but who knows how long this smell will linger around
i am BWC only
>>217747964unc af
ermmm
>>217748003oh my days is that a big fat bitch i don’t see hundreds of those every time i leave the house omgsisa
Most respected country on earth.
If all goes well, I may have a gentleman caller on Sunday.
What is the unc starting age?
I want a model steam train to run throughout the house. It would be cool if it ran on live steam and there were tunnels through all of the bedrooms connecting upstairs and downstairs.
>>21774804730
>>217748046Lol faggot
land sakes
>>217748050grow up kid
>>217748044you're fucking mexican
>>217748065>model trainsthat nigga 50 bro
>>217748044Your country is literally the joke of North America
>2045>your son is obsessed with anthony faucci >posters, t-shirts, wallpapers, etc.what do?
>>217748044>democrats posting soyjak groyper memes grim
>>217748044bodied that freak
another lame day over in my chungus fuck millennial idiot life
Is there anything classier than putting your own male penis inside a female woman's vaginal orifice?
i smell like diarrhea and sweat
>>217748142could've just said you're indian
>>217748133Sex is many things but I definitely would not call it classy
>>217748156skill issue
>>217748156Maybe for a seething lumpenprole like youbut for aristo-chads like myself piv sex is supremely classy
Liking feminine things is gayWomen are feminineErgo liking women is gayQED
Gf brought me box combo lets gooooo
>>217748150im a mayocel
>Argentinians call poor people "black villagers"Like the minecraft ones?
Culture died completely right around 2019
>>217748209Fr neph. It was already bad back then as it was.
come to brazil, come to my house and we will have sex only if youre a woman
>>217748222the decline had already started long before, but 2019 was the point where the vital signs fully stopped
i wanna see five nights at freddys 2 or the new anaconda movie
culture died when Blockbuster died
slopbuster
>>217748250blockbuster sucked bullshit late fees, overpriced candy and magazines i piss on its grave
And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures?
>>217748286old thing good sweetie
>>217748286>late feesmaybe just return it on time you perfidious nigger
old thing good new thing bad
>>217748299Lol, reminds me of that trash movie "Everything Everywhere All at Once"Writing quality really has declined
zoomers are just mad they never got to experience peak 90s Blockbustersour grapes and what not.
they need to just unleash trannies into women’s combat sports already
>>217748355I liked that movie...
>>217748366>only get to take 3 movies home that you have to pay for in shitty VHS quality and you better return it on time or you have to pay late fees>or you can download any movie ever made at the highest possible quality in the comfort of your own homehmm i wonder which is better
NEW>>217748385>>217748385>>217748385
Where's the new?
>>217748395it’s right behind me isn’t it…
