massive respect for jake, cunts going to koed but he lasted this long and actually threw a few punches

>>217749225
need one of these to keep the three little hairs on my head trimmed lol

>>217749244
getting his head caved in now
feel a bit bad for him

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FIGHT BACK TIMTIM

based fuck that faggot jake paul

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ytbois i don't feel so good...

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>>217749254
arent you balding?

>>217749262
ooff

>>217749255
he lasted 5 rounds with a real heavy weight champion, he landed a few decent hits. Massive respect i couldnt he was be knocked out cold by the second round

>>217749279
i just said i have three little hairs left i need her to keep them looking good though

>>217749285
you could see logan wide open and AJ pulling his punches so he wouldn't hurt him. there were 1 or 2 rounds where AJ only threw 5 punches.

this shit was fixed and is a huge stain for AJ. but he doesn't care because he got paid

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>Massive respect i couldnt he was be knocked out
like you halfway through typing this sentence

>>217749279
Love my big titty barber so much bros, she smells nice

whitebois... we... we lost...

>>217749298
pretty sure almost every boxing match starts with them going easy so that they're not worn out if it goes longer

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>>217749225
Imagine being an Egyptian christian in 432

It sounds really chill to me for some reason

alright ladies, im off to bed. night night

>>217749316
it wasn't just pacing himself. AJ was actually punching him and then before it connected you could see him pull his punch.

paul also had his fists down the whole time and wasn't protecting his head. it would've been a first round ko in a legit fight

Twitter paid me 88 dollars for 6 million views
88 whole dollars

>>217749318
used to have a pic saved of a girl dressed as this mushroom

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>>217749318
what about being a christian arab in 600 AD?

>>217749400
ELON WHY DID YOU FUCKING ME

>>217749413
unreal

>>217749400
could you not buy a house for that in india?

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Reading Christian Matthias Theodor Mommsen. He was smart..

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>>217749426
>>217749309

>>217749254
greg heffley ass nigga

Can't put my finger on it but it does feel different now with the new captchas

What a farce, albeit a funny one. Cringe ahh AJ was a good pick, a cringe off. They're millions richer well done

Robert Burns (1759–1796)

To a Mouse

Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie,
O, what a panic's in thy breastie!
Thou need na start awa sae hasty,
Wi' bickering brattle!
I wad be laith to rin an' chase thee,
Wi' murd'ring pattle!

I'm truly sorry man's dominion
Has broken Nature's social union,
An' justifies that ill opinion
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth-born companion,
An' fellow mortal!

I doubt na, whiles, but thou may thieve;
What then? poor beastie, thou maun live!
A daimen icker in a thrave
'S a sma' request;
I'll get a blessin wi' the lave,
An' never miss't!

Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin!
Its silly wa's the win's are strewin!
An' naething, now, to big a new ane,
O' foggage green!
An' bleak December's win's ensuin,

>>217749316
Watch AJ vs Ngannou

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I think that's the first AJ fight I've seen where he actually knocked the other guy out and didn't eke a win on points
Jake Paul mustn't be a very good boxer

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nth for the gyaldem

Hitherto, I will start using, as our forefathers did, longer sentences, that run on, as you attempt to follow them, and on again, before ending, if they do indeed "end," in an unexpected place?

Goth girls

Henceforth.

damn broke his jaw oh well he's got the money

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nth for midgedem

>>217749684
Only three downsides of having a dwarven wife-
1. Dwarf kids
2. Shitfights over having a problem with 1.
3. People thinking you're a sublimated paedo

cant stop listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56NHOl-cb7g

>>217749645
enjoyed this post

>>217749741
4. She's a weird genetic freak

Jake Paul dead at 28

Poo is brown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlbmRGvLExY

>>217749772
womp womp

>>217749802
why are you up swedelad

>>217749819
make it a habit to wake up early during weekends, if i were to sleep it it’d feel like i’ve wasted the day
also makes mondays less rough

>>217749849
Atta boy

>>217749574
jake paul is a fraud
i think what his team does behind is back is bribe his opponent, so they continue to have jobs and let his retarded cocky mindset thrive unscathed

Jake Paul is probably pound for pound the best fighter in the world.

poo man chu

>>217749926
no, i am
just don't make a fuss about it

>>217749741
pros:
>your dick is very large to her

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mum, dad, rorkes dead
>that's right, dead serious about pakis out of engerland

*shadow boxes around in the thread*
yea, still got it *keeps shadow boxing*

me? i'm the lineal champion of /brit/
the man who sent the other man flying

>>217749993
*impotently shadow boxes around you*
there's a new sherif in town, haven't you heard?
*keeps punching air menacingly*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYSyl5xmWB4

>>217750015
go away frogwog

>>217750023
NEVER *keeps flailing*

remember everyone pretend this song wasn't an abouslute choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At8v_Yc044Y

>>217750067
it wasn't, never was
bald has been

what the hell happened

good news i didnt make an utter arse of myself at the work christmas do and i walked home without falling over or losing my keys phone or wallet

however i did drink somewhere between 12 to 16 pints so today is hell

WAKE UP EVERYONE
GET TO POSTING ALREADY

Santas grotty

thought for a moment that ofcom banned you lot

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is it just me or is getting crazier out there?

morning franks and bobbies

will be going to the electronics store today to buy new PC parts because AI demand is going to fuck everything permanently

quite entertaining yesterday when deegs outed himself as a brainlet

really can't stand the term "content creator"
they can dress it up in entrepreneurial jargon all they like, but that doesn't change the facts that they are whores and pornographers
say what you like about actual professional pornstars, at least they're willing to call themselves what they are
so anyway yeah, that's why i hate the jews

lol
https://youtube.com/shorts/X4VuCax6guY?si=xgE5uuHLWiEO7QbM

>>217750369
heard streamers call themselves content creators when they just play video games that other people made or watch videos that other people recorded

Toil on the morrow but i just cant stop watching the telly it makes me forget about my shit life

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>>217750410
>US flag
>UK lingo

>>217750400
yeah that's another reason to hate the term, anyone who shits out brainrot onto the internet these days is calling themselves that, so it's vague
but it's even more vague if you consider that most of the jobs in the world involve creating some kind of content because "content" is an extremely broad term that could be applied to almost anything, so almost everyone who has a job could call themselves a concrete creator
what i understand even less about streamers and youtubers and stuff calling themselves that is that there isn't really a stigma attached to it like there is for being an ewhore, so why bother applying it yourself at all? boggles the mind

>>217750369
>>217750434
take it up with the oxford zoomish dictionary

am something of a content creator myself, that content being poo straight out me arse right down the bog

love porn me, lots of sexy ladies with their nipples out putting on a show just for the likes of me
corring and phwoarring at the mere prospect. there's not enough pussy in the world that i can can have transmitted directly into my computer screen to satisfy my age to goon until my poor old willyberg is coughing up nowt but dust

>>217750369
yeah i sometimes post this when it comes across my mind
hate the label. always aggravates me

why is this thread so slow? wake up retard it's weekend

its a general term for someone who lives off making media on the internet not that hard to understand

lads what's the deal with the scots dialent? i've seen people unironically writing in it on twitter. i'm fine with people wanting to express pride in their country, but writing in this unironically comes across a painfully obvious act of petty defiance against england and is just embarrassing to witness because the whole dialect is basically understandable to english speakers but comes across like a sheep swallowed a copy of the oxford english dictionary and was subsequently slaughtered and had its innards made into a fine wee haggis

>>217750587
*pisses into a cup and forcefully tips it down your throat*
get some content down ya mate

to the tune of "just what i am" by kid cudi

i just took a shite, y'all,
i just took a shite, y'all,
did it out my hole,
can you smell my shite, y'all,
hey

i just pooped my gay arse,
just pooped my gay arse,
i just pooped my gay arse,
i just pooped my gay

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>>217749225
shit edition

Up early to drop the bf to toil

Might get into drinking piss in public bogs at night

>>217750643
Cottaging eh?

ah yes well there's been a huge slowdown in posts and everyone who isn't desperate to share how intelligent they are for solving three simple odd-one-outs is constantly saying how they hate it but otherwise this captcha is another great 4chan success

doing some opiates lads
"the devil's poppy" as i enjoy calling it

>>217750684
morning diego

>>217750684
get the fucking pass bought
get 2 posts a minute made
1051200 posts a year

>>217750684
i have a 4chan pass but it's on remand at the moment for alleged offenses again
wish the janny would've at least had the courtesy to slap me with a 3 dayer before these new captchas were implemented. as a paying customer i expect better service.

>>217750695
nooooo opiatesmong i thought youd cleaned up

>>217750684
if it's so simple then why are you still having a melty over it?

>>217750711
>he doesnt sign out when doing racism
ngmi

>finish writing a post
>solve the captcha
>about to hit submit
>notice i've made a few errors in my writing
>go back correct it
>captcha has expired and now i have to do it again
this site is a neverending barrage of humiliation rituals. if i wanted my spirit broken this badly i'd post on /r9k/

I'm stuck with a valuable friend...
I'm happy; Hope you're happy, too!

>>217750725
wasn't racism, but it was most certainly frameable as spamming. if i want to break the rules i generally post from my phone so i don't have to arse around with deleting the 4chan cookies, which is an annoyingly arcane process with my browser and they keep changing around the settings UI so even if i manage to memorise where the cookies options are it'll probably have moved again by the next time i get banned. clearing cookies is a much simpler process on my phones browser
and yeah you're right i shouldn't have posted with my pass active but it slipped my mind

the captcha is a proof that so many "british" posters here are browns

morning wank complete. only gone and got the gong on

>>217750741
skill issue

ya did it gookmoot, ya killed 4chan

>>217750818
good

don't particularly enjoy drinking water throughout the day so i front all my intake by sucking down 8 litres the moment i wake up

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A Frank Sinatra impersonator entertains guests at a travel agency Christmas party in a marquee erected in the grounds of the Honourable Artillery Company, London (2002)

>>217750784
There isn’t a single brown British poster here

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stole this recipe from the US army

>>217750843
fucking size of that behemoth

>>217750813
i stated earlier that my pass is serving a 3 day sentence over the weekend for alleged offenses against one of 4chan's global rules
also don't be getting lippy with me sunshine, i've had my pass since 2020 so i outrank you

john wick is so damn sexy

now from the invisible opera company of tibet

just had a mad dash after hearing the bin lorry up the road. was not aware the days had changed you see. i had something like 10 empty big multipack of beer can boxes and all the cans from those in my room that i was hiding from mumberg. all taken care of now so it's worked out

>>217750856
Vile

just witnessed ban evasion

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reds on this afternoon lads

>>217750863
why not buy a second pass to post with while your first pass is banned

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>>217750875
nah

>>217750849
brownness isnt exclusively about skin color, it's about how you solve problems and how high your iq is

>>217750884
ahh, lovely plate of reggie dwight delight

how about, err, uhh, um, poo!

can't believe it's only 12 or so days until 2026. i will be turning 31 in 2026. when that happens, my belly is all but guaranteed to instantly inflate like a balloon, and my hair will be whisked clean of my head by a gentle breeze
i've been lucky to have avoided these up to this point, but you can't rely on luck now can you

>>217750928
i am 35 next year and i have remained skinnyfat since i was 17

>>217750884
https://youtu.be/quJT1GPwsaQ?t=30

>>217750882
can't be arsed arsing around with crypto
>use your bank card
would if could, but that used to be an option a few years ago but it seems to have been revoked, at least for me. last time i renewed it i was pushed through the fucking ringer when i tried to pay with bitcoin but it said "nuh uh, we only accept ethereum, so then i had to arse around with ethereum which i don't have as much experience with so it was a nightmare

>>217750890
some extremely brown cope going on here

>>217750880
ill be watching the original claret and blues

only 5 wanks until santa comes

>>217750957
relegation bound so i hear

>>217750941
probably the most runty bodytype there is if i'm honest. it is indicative of a lack of passion, of spirit

>>217750966
Grim tats

>>217750951
Do you think the concept of money being completely reinvented is worth your time to look into or do you think it's just whatever.
This is literally never stopped being fascinating to me. Anyone that claims that they understand finance but "has never really bothered" to look into what cryptocurrency is and how it works is lying to me.

>colonises the whole world
>complains about immigrants
well rorke?

>>217750982
cryto isn't conceptually difficult it's just slow expensive and an objective pain in the arse to use especially for a $20 purchase

poo

>>217750988
i didn't colonise anybody other than your mum

>>217750884
elton

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>>217750954
is he brown? he has brown skin color, but genius enough to make music

sending moot a small gold flake in the post, need a pass you see

>>217751023
That's just 70 years of fake tan stain

>>217750982
it was originally designed as a means for crims to buy and sell illegal shit, and that's all it should have ever been. normies ruin everything as usual
there's a lot of delusion behind it too, they say it's for privacy and hype it up as something governments can't control so they can't oppress you with money. if the government wants you to cut something out they can just cut off your power and internet and then there's no more trading imaginary coins for heroin for you m8

Jack Black satanic Jewish Christmas fillum on the telly
Might settle in with a couple bevvies

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>>217750884

>>217751030
why

>>217750993
It takes like 3 days to send an e-transfer

Also there's more than one. There isn't just one curency taht

another captcha solved

need to get more mince pies in
the lidl ones are actually really good for the price but I shan't be getting them

>>217751054
another captcha solved award

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>>217751032
youre either a paki or a zoom zoom if you dont know this welsh guy

got my theme song on

watching a podcast where the fella interviews pornstars (mostly women but men too, shan't be watching any of the male ones because i'm not a poofter, and also literally every male actor he interviews is a nigger. the host is also himself a nigger and he frequently interrupts the guests when they're talking in such charming nigger fashion. still interesting though. he's got some of my favourite wank subjects on there

>watching a podcast
right well you watch podcasts do you

>>217751089
funny looking pussois

>>217751093
no, podcast singular

>>217751069
Zoomers know Tom Jones

>>217751106
is he brown?

if I see a semi circle, I'm clicking next

>>217751044
Corrr name?

>>217751082
Do the girls talk about taking it in the arse

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>>217751023
It's well established since antiquity that refugees from Troy settled in Britain, the same people also who founded Carthage.

>>217751112
No he’s white

>>217751089
>if I wear some makeup and grow my hair long that means I'm a woman
mad how transgenderism is just old fashioned sexist stereotypes

>>217751117
evann haley

>>217751039
What the fuck is Elton John doing in Noble, Oklahoma, population 6,900?

brits love their pies

>>217751120
Bro loves talking pure shit

Get the sissy hypno fired up

>>217751113
One of them caveman throwbacks you occasionally get in the more farflung bits of Europe

>>217751082
this is the second or third time ive seen you post about this podcast host interrupting people
if it bothers you that much dont watch it

>>217751128
what youve described isnt transgenderism retard

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what'll it be

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>>217751128

>>217751089
grim

>>217751125
so i'm right... >>217750890
if you have pale skin but cant even solve this new captcha, you're just brown like latinx, jeets and seamonkeys

pls bump if you love filipina women
>>217751004
>>217751004
>>217751004

drinking my incel water out of my insulated $40 incel water bottle

>>217751132
serving up his creamy special

thinking about reaching for another opioid pill but i've been taking stock of where i currently am in this moment, taking dangerously heavy dosages after just coming back from a 3-month hiatus from it, between that and the fact that i'm currently basically bedbound with a pretty severe histamine intolerance and haven't slept in almost a week, i really feel like i'm going the right way for a smacked bottom
but with all that said, don't care

eating some macroplastics

>>217751192
sounds like youre in a death spiral

THINK i've just seen an off-topic post

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LIV
ERP
OOL

>>217751118
yes
>>217751153
it is precisely the second time, however the last time i didn't actually say he was interviewing pornstars so it doesn't count as a repeat occurrence by any legal definition, now on your bike

>>217751192
sounds like you lead a pretty wretched existence

>>217751155
'gender identity' is literally just sexist stereotypes with a new 'progressive' label

>>217751192
couldn't be bothered to read but hope you're okay x

>>217751192
ok

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pKQp61e94VE

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When the siege and the assault had ceased at Troy,
and the fortress fell in flame to firebrands and ashes,
the traitor who the contrivance of treason there fashioned
was tried for his treachery, the most true upon earth –
it was Æneas the noble and his renowned kindred
who then laid under them lands, and lords became
of well-nigh all the wealth in the Western Isles.
When royal Romulus to Rome his road had taken,
in great pomp and pride. He peopled it first,
and named it with his own name that yet now it bears;
Tirius went to Tuscany and towns founded,
Langaberde in Lombardy uplifted halls,
and far over the French flood Felix Brutus
on many a broad bank and brae Britain established
full fair
where strange things, strife and sadness,
at whiles in the land did fare,
and each other grief and gladness
oft fast have followed there.

>>217751218
no one 'cares' yank, why dont you 'FOY' off

>>217751218
no it isnt
hope this helps

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>no one 'cares' yank, why dont you 'FOY' off

>havent slept in almost a week
wouldnt you be dead if this were true

>>217751251
True though isn’t it

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>An ancient individual once considered the 'first black Briton' was actually a white woman from Eastbourne.

>>217751206
nah that was a month or two back when i was drinking heavily every day alcohol is far more dangerous than opioids, the real threat with opioids is that they're generally illegal so you have to get it from dodgy nigger fellas who provide inaccurate dosages and add retarded adulterants like bleach powder or some retarded nigger monkey-tier thing like that
>>217751221
understandable, bit of a long-winded prick when i've been up for too long

>>217751264
old ass bitch

>>217749436
Have been looking at the indian property market since i made this post. It is totally fucked. Normal apartments in "tier 1" cities like mumbai, calcutta, hyderabad and any other city you might have heard of are like 35-60x annual salaries. 200-400k to live in fucking india.

The rorke take is that money from indian immigrants working in the west has helped to fuck everything up back home, and they should have stayed where they were.

This has been rorke news.

>>217751277
surely the danger of opioids is overdosing

>>217751260
managed to snatch about 2 hours night before last, when i woke up my laptop was open and ready for me so i got on 4chan and immediately started saying racist things about indians

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little rorke fella knocking about

>>217751179
Ok then you’re right

>>217751264
just looked up what her 20s song was meant to be and it's some dire christmas song
god you lot have shit taste, it's up there with the mr blobby song

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NIG..NIG...NIG..NIG..NIG.....INDIANS

>>217751285
yes exactly, that's why mentioned african jiggaboo nignogs giving inaccurate doses. if it's something very potent like fentanyl, even the tiniest variation can kill you
another way overdose commonly kills opioid users is when they quit and stay off it for a while but then relapse and dive straight back into their old dosages, without the awareness that their tolerance has gone back to baseline, that's what happened to sid vicious as i recall

What’s absolutely mental to me is the fact that if you eat a turd you’ll just shit it out yet again, so the same poo will have passed through your anus twice

>>217751128
trannies should all be killed

>>217751331
Wow that's crazy

why didnt they just eat poo

stand behind dee yellow line

>>217751341
would love to put my willy in her vagina iykwim

Getting a bit sick of shit sleep every night, running for miles doesn't even help

>>217751363
15g of glycine, always

i dont catch your drift
rorkes drift
pitching not catching
swing batterbatterbatter he cant hit he cant hit he cant hit he cant hit swing batter

>>217751341
does she still have a >_>

I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.

>>217751411
just a racist conspriacy theory promoted by palestine action

>>217751400
whys there never anything hot in these i want to see big jeff pounding ghislainnes mega mummy milkers and cumming all over her grinning face

just been arrested by several spasms throughout brief journey from the bog and back into my smelly incel lair
this of course in no small part due to my raging alcoholism, but then again maybe not

>>217751401
used to confuse jack nicholson and jack nicklas. still do. really interesting tidbit for you

>>217751399
Idk what that means

>>217751411
Reckon that says "gay stuff" (with the FBI) or "goy staff"

>>217751411
I personally wouldn't have guessed it
https://www.bitchute.com/video/0bYc6Oo8IVti/

>>217751428
get some opiates down ya

>>217751428
white mans burden bruce my man
white mans burden

>>217751446
nobody is clicking that chief

>>217751444
idiot no one writes a or t like that

>>217751417
those people have blood on their hands

>>217751400
Was Jeff on TRT?
He looks kind of hench for a Jew who’s never done manual labour once in his whole life

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>>217751461
it's alright here's the tl;dr

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rorke HATES this

that lad is 22 aint he?
that's the thing about young guys, they're all bristle and sex. believe me when i say, if you manage to get this lad's mouth wrapped round your jeb end he will violently tear out his teeth at the moment you climax and he will swallow your poor innocent bush alongside your breeder gravy
he really is great guy though, love having him on the team. fucking fantastic volleyball player. fucked a girl on a dare once but i mean we're all allowed at least one free shag with the gynaecoid jew. making mistakes is fine, what's important is not repeating them

>3.76 MB
that's me ruined

>>217751508
Half the celebs on the island were goyim so that’s a lie

Release the britfiles

>>217751537
profoundly retarded post

Latexmong loves his latex

getting my daily dose of sargon, molyneux, lauren southern, milo, ben shapiro, jordan peterson, woes and metokur

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state of jake pauls jaw

should’ve got 2 packs of bagels instead of 1 when I went to the shop on Thursday now i can’t go because everywhere is packed now

>>217751537
they're blackmailing them dumbass

>>217751550
brutal

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>>217751550
look at that, it must be agony

>>217751564
Then he also blackmailed the Jews who were on the island aswell

>>217751550
I may not be getting into boxing now

>>217751573
Fucking hell I regret looking at this lol

>>217751548
ancient gimmick

just found out jake paul is jewish

oh daddyyyy
i've done a poo
i've done a poo
daddy come on see my poo
i've done a poo
it's in the loo
and in the flue
and in your shoe
it's just for you
i've a poo

>>217751192
love me opioids me

>60% of the worlds cocoa comes from the ivory coast and Ghana
Rorke refusing to eat chocolate as it's all been grown by blackfellas

>>217751577
literal retard

>>217751579
probably just don't fight literal heavy weight champions and it probably won't happen to you desu

stop saying literal

>>217751609
>grown
mong

rorke telling his grandma about the benefits of semen retention and showing granddad pictures of botched trans surgery at the dinner table

>>217751612
No need to sign your posts lad

>>217751625
i will literally use literally more often now

>>217751638
>he doesn't grow his own cadbury tree

oh my days

>>217751612
No you’re the fucking retard. So you think all the “goyim” on the island were blackmailed but all the rich powerful Jews Epstein invited were not blackmailed they were just allowed to come for fun??
If you think I’m wrong tell me how if not fuck off

>>217751612
good post

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>>217751550
>>217751573

>>217751654
>So you think all the “goyim” on the island were blackmailed but all the rich powerful Jews Epstein invited were not blackmailed they were just allowed to come for fun??
and that is exactly how an actual retard would interpret that post
sorry there's no fixing your disability, and we both know it would be a waste of my time to try

>>217751601
do you also like benzos and pregabalin? i take those as well when i've got nae access to sweet poppy rose, nowt can hold a candle to her but we simply must make compromises in life in life sometimes

>>217751669
Oh right you’re baiting okay lol

got an escort booked for 11am this morning lads x

>>217751685
by not properly engaging with a retard? ok
but you tried to extrapolate a story from a title and you somehow even got what was in the pic wrong, so you clearly aren't playing with a full set of cards
why could i say that would possibly 'inform' such an idiot?

>>217751697
What sex acts will your be performing with her?

>>217751707
planning to try and cum twice, first one i want her to swallow

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>>217751700
>why could i
what could i*

reminds me of that time i hired an escort and couldn't get it up so we just sat and talked about my life haha good times that

Saturday before Christmas, nothing to do. Might replay shovel knight

>>217751700
> by not properly engaging
Yes? If you think I’m wrong tell me how if not don’t bother replying it’s boring

>>217751609
>blackfellas
we call them niggers here mate ok

>>217751723
should have asked to suck her toes

Just get yourself a a gf who chokes down your spaff FOR FREE ever consider that one eh

>>217751735
watch the video instead of making up interpretations you colossal fuckwit
oh my god

Bought my mum a bottle of baileys for Christmas but I’ve just seen she already bought herself one yesterday ….

Biggest pain in the arse with growing cacao is the natural fertilisation gets done by midge flies so you need to grow it in specific areas

timmy paying for an escort to suck him off
he thinks he's chad now LOL

>>217751754
I did not know this, thanks for posting

heathernonce up for his 9-5 shift of posting about black men i see

>>217751770
Bro is rattled

already looking like it'll be an extremely boring day

>>217751775
your life is fantasising about foreigner's knobs mate, you have no room to talk

>>217751791
yeah?

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*enters brit*

might watch dude where's my car? (2000)
i've not seen it before you see
certainly beats sitting here solving iq tests all day so i can talk you vindictive runts, let me tell you

anyone seen the timothee chalomet drill music video thing
Wtf

new?

>>217751825
>vindictive
do you know what that word means, be honest

>>217751806
yeah

>>217751816
rorke after mummy didn't get him what he wanted for christmas

>>>/int/brit
>>>/int/brit
>>>/int/brit
As'twere

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>>217751908
is all of outer-/int/ just perpetual seething about russians?

> 45% of babies delivered in England last year were by C-section, while 43% were unassisted vaginal births, according to new NHS data.

>>217751945
wonder how many of them were wogs, coons, darkies and niggers

>>217751945
the chop as they call it

>>217751945
It used to be even higher in the 2000s

going to play some dishonored and have a big messy wank

nu
>>217751997

white women give birth like this *mimes getting epidural anaesthesia and having my baby removed surgically by a bupa consultant*
and black women give birth like this *mimes doing it out of my big pink horse vagina*