The things that I post on 4chan, janny keeps telling me "na don't say that" NHH edition >>217748385
hurrrrrrrrr
First for la raza
>>217750227Kanye pulled out the cousin song off spotify
you don't know ball nigga you ain't first
Never played Devil May Cry
crazy that every 2nd american looks like picrel, prolly every 2nd american on that board toohow times have canged
>>217750254Looks like caca anyway like God of Soy
>>217750254The 3rd one is fun Prefer ninja gaiden
>>217750259First three God of Wars were solid (even if Asura's Wrath did it better)
Is the Canadian with the modded PS2 here
really finding it hard to keep going on, desu. Life just keeps pushing me down and kicking me right in the dick
Chat, gah dayum.. my fuckin dih lea
>>217750276I only tried 3 and thought it was boring and I don't like the design of kratos he looks like shit
>>217750284Same but instead of life it's my drunk aunt
>modded PS2How tf you mod a console bruh Techchuds are a different breed
I thought my interview was going to be in-person but it turned out it was supposed to be over the phoneIt was an unknown number so I assumed it was spam and declined it without thinking because I was anxious
listening to Yo La Tengo
>>217750304need to read details when it comes to these thingsjust ask them to call you again
>>217750295Play the first two
Drinking coffee smoking weed jamming Metallica
https://youtu.be/YArQ641o8V8
>>217750305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zrUjzSAf04
>>217750258just
>>217750304I always forced my boss and coworkers to call me multiple times because I was nervous to pick up I even texted my boss that I was quitting instead of talking to him in person or on the phone
>>217750311yes, that album, and that song just ended 1 minute ago!I also love this album
I still remember reviewers making a big deal about the first god of war game showing titties. It was around the same time as the hot coffee mod in San Andreas too lol
>>217750306they didn't specify it was over the phone and the message I got was misleading and made it seem like I had to actually go there
>>217750339then call them and explain what happened and reschedule the interview
>>217750258fuggin elltthats what american woman look like??!!
>>217750308Shant be
Need a chubby gf with big tits and likes to bake sweets
>>217750342already did that while I was in-person but I think the fact I hung up in the first place was enough to filter me. I doubt they're gonna call back
>>217750348
SOVL
Once I stopped being the one to reach out and send messages to all my old friends, I suddenly never heard from any of them ever again. I guess they never really liked me after all hahahaha
>>217750393You could probably find a cute native girl there
>>217750392Cringe performative masculinity game
>My asshole burns>BRUH>*Does the robo-dance*https://youtu.be/AIpAiW5ARFI?si=OfOplpOCtIYC4j3W
where's jason, i miss him
>>217750347
>hahahaha
>>217750406>t. Kratos (2018)
:D
>>217750309I do this (except the middle one)
Should I get ratchet and clank size matters on the PS4?
>>217750448Never touched the series
>>217750457You are missing out on kino especially the PS2 R&C games
The domino effect is real
>>217750464I'm more of a pizza hut guy
>>217750395Real.
>>217750462Is it like Jak & Daxter
The papa john effect is real
>>217750395You got us now
>>217750475I never played Jak and Daxter
Hey man you don't need to be out here doing all this
If I'm still living with my parents in my mid 30s I'm going to rope
>>217750509gonna rope all over your mom if you know what I mean
>>217750521You were born from the rope I shot into your mom's tunahole
>tunahole
>>217750497You doin too much bruh
>Real.
>>217750469Yeah>>217750484I love you guys but that’s pretty grim
I think I'm developing schizophrenia and probably (hopefully?) going to die soon It feels as though I'm being prepped for death
>>217750557My uncle got diagnosed with schizophrenia like forty years ago and he’s still alive. It’s not a condition that kills you.
Normalize "how's your hymen" as a greeting for females
Having friends is for losers and fools
your mom's hymen is normalized if you know what I mean
>>217750575females dont talk to menoone does, in fact
>>217750554He's not that bad looking
>>217750574I didn't mean the schizophrenia is killing me I feel as though I'm being reassured on my place in the afterlife, so to speak. From the spirit realm.
>>217750557What makes you think you have schizophrenia
>>217750581But you can talk to them
>>217750602I only meet people on the bus
>>217750579Fortunate are those who have drunk from from friendship's chalice without having their souls poisoned.
>>217750605You can talk on the bus
>>217750592I hope so, that sounds nice. When I die, I’m guessing I’m probably going to have my conscious experience permanently terminated. Or maybe hell is real and I’ll be sent there.
>>217750579
Gooning provides temporary relief from the lack of gf
>>217750631You don't have to be sent to hell if you accept Jesus into your heart
>>217750597I see patterns and interpret them spiritually and I believe I'm receiving messages through dreams and music and sometimes other things >>217750631I believe in the ultimate restoration of all things (Apokatastasis) and I believe the bible teaches that
>>217750621>>217750633I’d rather have great friends than a great mind. But it’s a moot point because I have neither.
>>217750633I already replied to that post with a philosophical maxim so could you please delete that?
powerful take from /mu/thoughts?
>>217750648Are you Brian
Fact is, if you're alone, you're more likely a free thinker for better or worse >>217750661Absolutely not Brian wouldn't care about the bible. I'm a Christian
>>217750659I’m not gonna stop eating meat but I don’t really give a shit about vegans at all. I can’t remember a time when they’ve bothered or inconvenienced me in any way.
>>217750554looks eerily like 18 year old me but blonde and with a way fatter nose bridge
I went to a Thai restaurant and the waitress was super friendly and energetic.
>>217750664So you are Anti-Brian will you spiritually fight him?
People like to bitch and moan about vegans but it really is a non issue
>>217750675I'll physically fight him idc
>>217750648>Most people with schizophrenia lack insight, meaning they don't realize their hallucinations, delusions, and confused thoughts are symptoms of an illness
cumbum sex
>>217750690He's in Chicago can you not cast a spell or pray an angel smites his ass?
I love eating meat too much to give it up. But I’m probably morally wrong for doing so. Factory farms are indeed horrific.
>>217750705That's called an imprecatory prayer. But no, I'm obliged to show him mercy like I will hopefully be shown mercy.
hmmmm might goon
I’m listening to Charles Mingus and waiting for these gummies to kick in. I have my first Christmas tomorrow and I’m feeling very stressed and anxious.
>>217750691I'm not sure whether to believe they're real or not. Or which ones to believe.
drinking eggnog
>december 20th>christmas
>>217750757T hanks is that you?!?!
>>217750769yes
>>217750750First Christmas what nigga
>>217750779Are you the Christmas movie watcher
>>217750796that was me yesterday
>>217750796no
>>217750762>>217750795Divorced family. Two Christmases!! Woohoo…
>>217750801>>217750802You two should date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyMqDvKzYHUcant believe its almost christmas already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ftld7Ohojgsolstice tomorrow innit
>>217750812I dont date men
>>217750811What did you ask for
>>217750826Nothing fancy. A hoodie and some nice golf balls. My dad always just gives me money though. Can’t complain about that.
I wish I enjoyed December more I barely went out I just sat inside all day sleeping
>>217750844Lame ass gifts
crimbus
trying to brainstorm a seasonal goon.... wanna get in the festive mood yknow
>>217750862What’d you ask for anon? Show me how it’s done.
https://youtu.be/IippcraBPKA
>>217750886Ask for a pogo stick and legos like a real nigga
>>217750825The Christmas movie poster is a cute foid
>>217750896Hell yeah. I never had a pogo stick but I did get a razor scooter one year. That was awesome.
>>217750904theres 2 christmas movie posters, and neither one of them is female
>>217750904Is it spinster
>>217750844you finna hit them pro-v1's straight into the pond rip
>>217750924Exactly. That’s what happened to the old ones
>>217750915No way >>217750921I don't think so
>>217750932I don't buy pro v1s cause that's what always happen to the ones I find
Sorry boss can't come in to work today I gotta exchange slow blinks with my cat for several hours
>>217750974Yeah I always have some cheaper balls too so I don’t waste the nice ones really fast
i'm diggin in my ass
>>217751007Bro come on seriously? Post better.
i’m diggin in my penis
>>217751007There are visajeets willing to do that for pennies
arrived to ljubljana
>>217751088are you going to go get high with the Slovene poster
i think it will have a healing effect to spend some time with my sister's little girls. being around children brings positive vibrations
>>217723415wait what, how do you know she has a flower shop let alone where it is?was he doxxed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVB18xbRMI4
>>217751122he posted the street outside his apartment and the /cum/ investigation squad geolocated him
cummies im tired
pls bump if u love filipinas>>217751004>>217751004>>217751004
the older one is so cute and smart. can you guys believe that she's 7 and speaks three languages? it's true - serbian, slovenian and italian. she speaks some english too
is mein kamf actually worth reading
>>217751122Brian doxxed himself a long time ago people know where he lives because he was complaining about a Mexican restaurant across the street from him playing loud music and he forgot to censor the sign that had the restaurants name on it
How do girls look like where you're at this is how they look like where I'm at
>>217751183She looks like an angel
>>217751183They look like the snorlax pokemon
>>217751168Smarter than my bitch ass
>>217751197This is what the average girl looks like here
>>217751183I live southern california so lots of cute Latinas and Asians and the white girls are all hot art hoes or bimbos
>>217751168I could beat her in a fight easily
>>217751220are you in maine
mr lum is back
>>217751220where are you from?
>>217751237Can we stop pretending latinas are cute? I used to live there too, latinas are like 85% frumpy stout pigs
>>217751255Brownsville Texas
>>217751257wow you're a racist white supremacist you probably chant nigger heil hitler aloud on your free time how disgusting
>>217751257The cute ones are REALLY cute though
>>217751274the average girl in texas is an athletic blue eyed blonde?
>>217751303Yes if you consider Mexicans the same as blue eyed blonde people
Latina slampigs with monster milkers and big fat bellies :D
should I get a burrito tomorrow(today) or the BK krabby patty
we're waiting for the bus to arrive to take us to trieste. my sister will be waiting for us in trieste to take us to her place
>>217751346Sucking on brown titties
>>217751366Get the freddy fazbear meal from popeyes
>>217751398shut up, trunks
>>217751370That's nice I hope you enjoy your day
I'm getting this printed on a shirt"The Holocaust" is a conspiracy theory.That is to say, the claim that there were homicidal pesticide showers and an industrial effort to kill jews in concentration camps is a claim supported only by the physically impossible and contradictory testimony of self-interested "survivors" and the similarly impossible, contradictory, and unspecific "confessions" given by a handful of Germans under duress. There isn't a single written order, document, list, intercepted communication, table napkin, or any other evidence of any such plot.Learn more at codoh.comarmreg.co.uk
>>217751183she's norweigan you dumb retard brownoid
>>217751416thanks bud you have a nice one too
>>217751433he's lumsbra
>>217751436Thank you
>>217751431me mum died in the holly!!
There should be a remake of John Carpenter's They Live where the main guy is portrayed as being in the wrong for trying to fight back and the movie is about accepting things for how they are
>>217751425Wear it in public, it'll be a big hit with the ladies
>>217751447so? that doesn't invalidate what I said
>>2177514256 million is really an absurd number 2bh
>>217751470you should avoid replying to mr lum
Its already getting old
>>217751425
>>217751460>jason>going outside his moms house
>>217751460Gayson doesn't leave his mothers basement
>>217751489>GaysonHow do you even pronounce that?
>>217751478I love him
Might genuinely take a knife and a fork to a turd on a plate
>>217751513Is English not your first language?
>>217751513Gay + son
>>217751484Is that lum'sbra?
>>217751519I saw an old guy doing that in a porn video once
>>217751513Seems pretty obvious to me
>>217751521Hindi is
just coofed
it's KITURDAY!
>>217751549Namaste bro!Can you hook me up with some desi chicks?! I hear they're so smelly and spiritual...
WHEN A MAAAAAAAAN LOVES A WOOOOOOMAN
Gonna ask momberg for the Freddy Fazbear meal tomorrow
>>217751602
>>217751521He is the Brazilian idiot
>>217751602Shorty pie is that you there?
>>217751581whoa!! it caturday?!
>>217751613Bro is a caterpiller smoking a hookah on a mushroom
>>217751602https://youtu.be/_gJE8POYCYg?si=ur_nJZ_aqmrzfInq
what should jason do so young cute girls NATURALLY approach him?
>>217751621meow
>>217751613Yeah
>>217751630Start with a haircut
My sister asked mom if she can drive her home at 2 in the morning
>>217751637How is everything
slovenia is literally a western european first world country. it is so clean and organized. serbia is gabon in comparison
>>217751630I don't like young girls, lumsbra. I like women 30-45
>>217751655I'm sure they're thrilled to have you stinking up the joint
>>217751653Everything is the same but this month has been better than November that was the worst month of this year
>>217751630Wear a "Hitler was right" or "Nigger Heil Hitler" shirt
>>217751676I'm glad things got better
your best boxer got his jaw broken twice by a british bvll how does it feel
>>217751721Good
>>217751673serbs and bosniaks in slovenia are literally like mexicans in usa
>>217751733Handsome!
Hes literally me
>>217751738You used to own their country though
OHeckinAlgo
>>217751733Mine looks like that
sorry for the shitpost lads i have gay faggot syndrome
>>217751757Freebie
>>217751743>>217751781
Every man deserves this
>>217751767true that. without us saving them they'd still be in austria
>>217751802Slut has no shame this is why we need islam
>>217751804Nah, they'd like to be part of Austria but Austria didn't want them. They joined up with Yugoslavia to protect themselves from Italy
>>217751802Even George Floyd?
>>217751802I would make her so fat
>>217751804whats gorizia all about
Can't handle alcohol like I used to
>>217751850ESPECIALLY George Floyd
>>217751802Fake tits are gross
>>217751869it's a beautiful town unlike nova gorica
>>217751874And these niggas can't handle me
so tired fuck
>>217751944Saaaame
>>217751895What's your name again? Marco or something
I feel like frotting with another guy would be really hot actually and I don’t think it even counts as gay
i hate how yt is infested with redditors nowadays
I love drinking beer to the point of incontinence
You're an ugly brown failmale with a potbelly and you will never be a cute anime girl, you sick interracial porn addicted freak.
>>217752097what if we banned redditors
Guess I'm not sleeping tonight
>>217752072luka
>>217752120gentlemen: I regret to inform you, but Jason just absolutelySENTTHATFREAKFLYIN
what the hail is this thing...
>>217752109Me af. Room smells like tortilla chips and vomit
>>217752120i know you actually like me and are just being tsundere, qt
nobody likes you
If you see her, please call the police. Her parents are worried sick. x
Nothing matters
In 8 hours I'll be munching on Popeyes chicken
>>217752264And you can hold me like he held herAnd I will fuck you like nothing matters
>>217752304This is how it feels to live in Gary Indiana
I'm starting to think asking chicks on dating websites what their favourite book is is not a good strategy.
I'm on the tall cans lads
Should I hop on wizard 101 or kick it with you guys?
>>217752349it do be like dat doe
>>217752366Gotta set yer bait fer ta fish ye wana catch
I'm not gonna hang with a bunch of antisocial dweebs who don't know how to have a conversation peace
>>217752381>wizard 101Isn't that for girls
>>217752434I assume every girl I come across on there is a troon
Bitch if you won't let me suck your toes we're through
What went wrong
Playing Fallout and drinking chocolate milk
>>217752462Inhaled too much gasoline when I was a kid
>>217752276I can't remember if it was Popeyes or KFC but I remember eating their mash potatoes and it was drinking sea water
>>217752478I cummed in the milk
Apparently there's a buncha flooding going on in my state but I don't live in a river valley so it doesn't affect me at all.
Have since that expired in May in my pantry lmao
>>217752487It was probably kfc their shit is always salty
My back hurts can someone give me a deep tissue massage
>>217752550Sure *is hiding giant cartoon sledgehammer behind my back*
>>217752579I thought this was a dead nigger from the thumbnail
>>217752577Smashing my back would do me some good
Inflation is out of control. We need a massive recession and another world war maybe.
I need my testicles removed
>>217752615>another world war maybe.No way. WW1 was utterly pointless. Fix the country first before any wars.
>>217752615We need a world war that doesn't include the US or Europe. Africa, China and India need to war
me and jason
Call me Bhenchode Dalitjeet,
>>217752490No you didn't
I'm a mleccha (and that's okay)
>>217752650Keep my name out of your mouth.
>>217752712but im still in love with you
>>217752712>>217752862You sissies are so cute :3
Hmmmm yes, very interesting.
1) You fetishize negros2) You are yourself brownThe first could, possibly, be overlooked. The latter is unforgivable.
im white, are you blind?
you're both ugly
I like ugly
I'm not ugly, I'm just not cute.
I am crazy
>>217753127your soul is cutegn pookie, have fun on falloutconsider a lowly femboy maid who'd make u breakfast
NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN ANTI AMERICAN INTELLECTUAL
i suffer too much in life i wanna kms
>>217753695>>217753695
>>217753653
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