gen z boss and a mini
im convinced handheld gaming died with the 3ds, swear i never actually see people with switches or steam decks in public they're always just sat at home posting pics of the things on twitter
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766036876841562.webmme on the way to work lads
why haven't they invented booze without hangovers yet
>>217753779you ever watch the ghost rider stuff on youtube? you'd enjoy ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-arfqd09P64
>>217753784if you drink regularly you stop getting themor at least i have
>>217753784they have
>>217753772they are lowkey too big, for me it was the ds lite
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1766219900952467.mp4
Hate how escorts take the time you spend in the shower out of your booking
rorke flexing his leg muscles during qlimax, saliva flying out of his mouth
>>217753772I liked the Sega Game Gear. Had one when it came out
>>217753746gen z boss and mini fingering my arsehole while I pound her wet pink twat missionary style
umm so why did AJ not have the British flag in his corner…
might do a shag under the tree
hate women so fucking much
Wrapping presents today but i bought these bags made of wrapping paper so you just pop stuff in the bag, close it and you're done. oh and it lush x
>>217753854well, hes bleq
shitting in my nans handbag
havnet bothered wrapping presents in years
>>217753854He's Nigerian if he loses, British if he wins.A bit like Andy Murray with Scotland and Britain
>I liked the Sega Game Gear. Had one when it came out
doing the farts
>>217753772I really miss the size of the PSP and 3DS. The news are too big now.
just read the blind date article
seth efricuh
>>217753817um
stil fucked off that someone stole my gameboy sp (tribal one)
sam hyde is so cringe these days. nazi hiding behind 'comedy'
>>2177537465'3 and an attitude for me please
ruining christmas by fudding my arse in the living room as nana walks inroom full of butt stenchmums crying
>>217753907not to mention all the cool shit like pictochat, the switch has a solid game library but it's so soulless in comparison
>>217753746she only hires women why is that ok but not the other way around
>>217753746why are incels like you so obsessed with that video
morning from birmingham
>>217753936*lays an egg in your arse*
>>217753937um
>>217753937usually posts on fridays
lads i have just observed a public service announcement with a bunch of washed up D-list celebrities officially declaring an end to hatred and discrimination, so it looks like we've nowt left but to pack it in and find something else to do with our lives. it's been a good ride gentlemen.
rorke flummoxed over whether to support joshua (nigerian) or paul (jewish)
>>217753936trve
Got umbunny in the /brit/ secret santa
How'd the Hindus do it? They conquered the world without firing a shot.
>>217753945why does seeing the video make you seethe so much?
>>217753940The 3DS and PS Vita also had custom themes with different sounds and music, even PS4 had that. No sovl now.
>>217753957great post
>>217753947surely you jest. this couldn't be anything other than deepest darkest hindustan
>>217753945autistic virgins project their own childish innocence (complete lack of life experience) onto everyone else so they completely melt down at innocuous shit their stunted brains deem immoral like women doing tiktok dancessame with tattoos and piercings and such
This bitch a ho somebody come get her
sakai plays in the darts at half 12
>>217754028sakai my balls
>>217753973they'll live anywhere but their own country
>>217753973Probably something to do with America undermining Europe and Britain, I reckon without the US revolution India and China would still be under the whyte man's boot
raCistraPistmakes you think doesnt it
>>217753936>hiding
gaping me arse
>>217753945it's not just incels. there is a whole class of women in offices who earn a lot of money and do fuck all and this video shows the banality of their status in society. women like this are often earning more than plumbers and builders
>>217754048India wasn't needed long term. We needed Imperial Federation or something like it.
do you ever sometimes sit and read your posts out loud to yourself before you submit? I think most of you would think twice if you did, utter state of some of the drivel coming out of your minds
that neon guy pisses me off
gathering my secretions
>>217754101I have never once done that
the shuffle function on the iPhone isn't randomI don't need proof I just know it in my bones
the hinge bio?'I don't pay, and I don't eat pussy'
STOP IT!
>>217754101you're a pedophile
sweating like a nigger at a klan rallyt
>>217754124>not eating pussyCringe
>>217754082But your job is so invaluable right?
>>217754140Absolutely horrid
>>217754140vile tropllop
just done my self assessmenthmrcberg asking for ANOTHER 3k in taxtake the fucking PISS
the likelihood of me eating a pussy is directly correlated with how many willards have been in there before the moment of eatingThoughts? Does that make me a misogynistic chud?
/brit/ end-of-year review show hosted by umbunny and racismlad
>>217753823Shower before you get there and put on deodorant and perfume, problem solved.
>>217754163thank you for supporting the british neet industry
>>217754166>Does that make me a misogynistic chud?Im afraid it does.
>>217754121its not random because people complained about getting the same song multiple times in a rowso they changed it so that that doesnt happen
sargon of akkad executing kier starmer with a luger infront of 10 downing
you know i quite like pornfidelity but i can't stand ryan madison's insistence on always shooting undercarriage shots where you're just staring at too arseholes and a pair of bollocks bobbing up and down. who the fuck does that appeal to?
my most chudpilled hill that I will die on is that I would never marry a woman who has ANY tattoos
wait im screaming *screams*
>>217754198Fuuuuuuuuukkk
>>217753944I'm sure they have some nerd IT technician incel who lives in a backroom assuming he's not outsourced to keep him away
>>217754189I only watch lesbian porn I don't like seeing gross men and penises in my porn
>>217753779this will be me when i get my licence
>>217754197woah extremely misogynistic viewpoint, don't think you're allowed here anymore
>>217754166just gives it extra flavour
>>217754198women kind of look like penises now that i htink about it mind = blown
>>217754198absolute hog>>217754210get some standards
>wins every game award ever>produces the vest christmas advert of the yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLERt5ZkpQ4yea, france is back
>>217754197What about a small QOS ankle tattoo?
>An ancient individual once considered the 'first black Briton' was actually a white woman from Eastbourne.
>>217754217Shoulders like a teenage Phelps on this """woman""""
next cunt to post an out-of-context bradley is getting sparked the fuck out, and in case that doesn't deter them, their mother will die in their sleep tonight, and i've recruited a gypsy waiting on standby to curse them
>>217754211wonder if they let him out sometimes to sexually harass and humiliate him ahaha
>>217754197what if it's a tiny one like this commemorating a lost love one
>>217754166Would not lick a pussy another man has been inside. Would not even fuck it.Simple as
why does brit exclusively post mid women? I've never seen a proper minx posted here despite a large amount of brit users being prone to posting photos of women they find attractive
>>217754233erm where are all the black people and mixed race couples????
>>217754180yeah but it's even less random than that, if that makes senseit definitely factors in play counts and stuff like that to feed you songs it 'thinks' you like more than others. There are songs deep in my music app that I haven't listened to in fucking years and they never come up on shuffle. The argument from the Shuffle robot would be "well you haven't listened to it in 5 years so obviously you don't want to!" but that's not for it to decide now is it? If I'm shuffling then I want the possibility of hearing those shite songs.
corr yes albanian tramp with fridge body
>>217754230If you’ve got a tiny lil pecker just say that broski
er you cant wear that shirt on the beeb
>>217754259i said france, not britain
>>217754254brits all have terrible taste in aesthetics, which is why they're all so ugly today
>>217754262just shuffle yourself if youre not happy with the shuffling robot
>>217754235>>217754250any means ANY. I'll die with a bone dry virgin willy before I settle for a woman with a singular tattoo of a brown freckle.
>>217754272>still watching the BBC in almost-2026sort it out lad
>>217754254
>>217754254how have you not seen a rubypost
>>217754291mate dying a bone dry virgin was foretold long before your birth
>>217754293mami
she sucked on my willyit's quite delightfulif you come to west gloucstershireyou'll catch the rifle
>>217753854he's irish diaspora
Gary Eats wearing this zip up Superdry fleece underneath a navy suit jacket complete with pocket square has got to be one of the worst fashion choices I've seen in a long time.It's not even cold which makes it a very bizarre choice.Ultimately it outs Gary as a complete and utter pleb with zero taste.
fuck the big three, nigga its just big me
>>217754310>refer to myself as a virgin chud>you're a freaking chud virgin you know that, chud!sure showed me
drinking whisky at 11.23am
tempted to just go back to bedthere's nothing for me out here
>>217754163my mum gets 15k a year letting out an airbnb and doesnt pay any tax
look I'm not going to sit here and pretend that I don't find hapa women very sexually attractive
>>217754339looks really good actually. and him being a pleb is the point. he's just a normal guy with a nice accent eating at restaurants with his son.
>>217754356not allowed
another big win for the irish diaspora as anothny joshua (father half-irish) wins the highly publicised boxing match against jake paul
you missed the perfect opportunity to [the most unfunny obvious joke imaginable]
stop posting busty hapas
>>217754365whomst
>>217754356starmer wants to stop you doing this
>>217754370>looks really good actuallyIt looks like shit you vulgar little goblin.
>>217754356well, these are cold daysnothing wrong with warming up a bit
bloody hell, the gnashers on this womanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GWix5s1H2w
New discount hack:Order a fountain water from the drive thru (no charge or order number) pull up to the pickup window and accept the next paid for order.Infinite money glitch
>>217754408more gum than teeth
keep posting busty hapas
do i get the 4444?
>>217754419how much is a big gulp
here they are. the lads
off for another mixing of a song adventure
any horny slags on ?
What is even worse is that he think because he's eating at a £400 restaurant, he has to wear his cheap suit, and wear it badly. It's 2025, nowhere has dress codes anymore, and eating at Heston's gastro pub isn't any cause to dress formally any way, it's like wearing a top hat and tails to go and watch the Wicked musical.
>how to get free red bulljust steal it lol
>>217754474Varies by location. The store sets the price.
>>217754493>just steal it lolThat's what he's doing you dumbo, but niggers have this notion that if you steal in a 'clever' or sneaky way it stops being stealing.
>>217754339he definitely has a grindr account
visit the bog in only my finest 3-piece suit
poo
>man with glasses holding a microphone discussing city planning in video gamesboring trends in online videos 2025
>>217754293>>217754365lads mind telling me this lady's name so that I can wank to her in the looscheers
>>217754505seen her with her tongue up a black mans arsehole before
>>217754505women without makeup are grim
botnet paedo here all hours of the day posting from his botnet paedo website haha
>>217754511if I'm going out then I will do a poo before I get dressed in my going out clothes because when you do a jobby the smell sort of lingers on your clothesthe smell doesn't last long but still, you don't want people to thinking you smell like someone who's just done a poo (even though everyone poos)
>>217754521Mapping Out GTA IV Power Grid
>>217754505she had one of the best bumholes in porn
>>217754505She never put effort into her videos
>>217754505right looks like the sort of woman you'd see cramming a greggs sosij roll in her gob while pushing a pram around a run-down town centre
>>217754522can't remember her handle sorry lad but her tiktok is gone anyway
>>217754544...righthow'd you manage to solve the new captcha mouse
deeply unfunny threadgrow up lads
>>217754555because she was high all the time. It's obvious in her POV blowjob scenes. Same with Tanner Mayes.
>>217754563no worries mate I'm sure I'll find something else for my loo wank
>>217754564my posts don't read anything like mousey's you clown. Get your word salad pattern recognition sorted.
i have the best bumhole in /brit/
you lads got your winter fits out yet
>>217754569those Mark's head bobbers videos were pretty late stage when she was right deep into her drug addiction I think that's a bit of a harsh indictment although she was indeed monged out her gourd in those vids I will grant you
>>217754582are you a buxom lass?
>>217754365when people say one piece girls have an unrealistic body type I can show them this imagelike a real life nami
turns out that epstein wasnt a cool pedophile fucking 16 year olds, he was fucking 8 year olds
Chloe, aged 15, was last seen at a shopping centre in Macquarie Park, about 7.35pm yesterday (Friday 19 December 2025).
>>217754605fake news
>>217754605has anybody went through it all yet is there somewhere to view the files without having to download
>>217754617seriously why are so many of them going missing?
>>217754594Guylian seashell ahh head
>>217754617you need to be investigated and if 4chan had any balls it would give the nsw police your IP
>>217754578uh, yes, it does actually
>>217754521watched an hour long video about the telephone lines in rdr2
Politicians being transparent challengedifficulty level : IMPOSSIBLE
>>217754646what do you expect theyre not krill
>>217754646what about the guy from X-Men 1 who turned into jelly after Magneto put him in that machine
another day in the zone ..
>>217754605havent heard anything about that. just yanks and yankified runt zoomers on here who forgot their own country's laws and thought 18 is the age of consent in Britain
>>217754605and doing thishttps://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%202/EFTA00003440.pdf
going to my shaggers anonymous meeting
>>217754617mental how i have no sympathy for non-whitesliterally couldnt give the slightest shit if this yellow beast was eaten by dingoes
>>217754635hes bringing attention to missing people mate...
rorke getting the dubai chocolate labubu 6-7 grinch toy for christmas and pushing the christmas tree over because it's the wrong colour (should be pistachio green)
>>217754629someone made an epstein file viewer on twitter, like a custom website i would link it but im not logged on twitter on my laptopsearch "epstein photo viewer" on x
>>217754699grow up mate
Need Emma Watson to shart on my face.
say what you want about him, you have to admit he had aura
>>217754699jesus christ remember skibidi toilet, it's honestly amazing how fast zoomer culture moves
>>217753772Give me Neo Geo Pocket Color or give me death.
>>217754708yeah?FOY
>>217754593emi has a cute tum
>>217754698notice all the people posted are conventionally attractive teens and pre-teens?
>>217754712was he actually a proper nonce? wasnt his youngest victim like 15
>>217754672what's this
oh no did the billionaire offer a 17 and a half year old a part time job and touched her bum a bit during a massage?
>>217754712
>>217754739>are conventionally attractive teens and pre-teensuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what
i wonder what next year will bring. might kill myself, could be the one
>>217754739those teens and pre-teens attractive to you are they?
>>217754682the gloryhole?
>>217754753s
>>217754748stalker gamma
>>217754754i'm man enough to admit i've been done here
my boyfriend just gave me cummybums#that's what we call gay sex
>>217754747i would assume so yeah
>>217754782ummers
>>217754739>conventionally attractive teens and pre-teensum... I think you might be a nonce mate LOL
the pornography industry is pretty grim desu lads
going to meet my dad later for a spot of christmas luncheon
>stop posting those attractive children you utter nonce!!!!!hahahahahaa
kiwi's done himself here
>>217754800How is it grim
>>217754806
>>217754797trump said to stop talking about it so rorke no longer cares
>>217754802its not christmas
Rorke is an endangered species>The plans for schools in England - which focus on preventing the radicalisation of young men - have been unveiled as part of a wider strategy which had been delayed three times.
imagine after a bird has done porn even once, going back to shagging average 5 inch knobs after getting railed by a 9 inch chadbet sex is about entertaining as doing the ironing for her at that point
>>217754800to this day I do not understand what people get out of watching professionally produced studio porn. It's devoid of any intimacy, passion or 'realness'. It's sex reduced to a mechanical act.I believe the men who wank to such porn are operating on significantly different mental machinery to me.
>>217754831sex is more about emotion for women they don't care about big willies
my wrapped age was 67
>>217754831i dunno, having a really nice wank and doing a big cum doesnt make less impressive wanks boring afterwards
>>217754847
>>217754831always wondered how whores like sasha grey keep on living. can they even have normal relationships
>>217754841Nah, Angela White loves what she's doing
>>217754847this is literally what your lass tells you whilst she dreams of being piped by a 14 incher
genuinely unfunny spastic spergs in here, go outside freaks
>>217754874what's outside
just railed a fit birdhaha only joking lads I'm a 20-something virgin in my childhood bedroom
>>217754874grow up
>>217754860still don't know how this bloke made his money
>>217754861if it does it for you that's cool man all I'm saying is that it's very much not for me
Having sex with my wife in our house
>>217754831I am repulsed by sex these days but back when i was shagging i could make girls orgasm with my average peener. just gotta warm her up and be attentive, a lot of guys dont realise how much foreplay girls want. It's a lot of effort but a girl will go mad over you if you give her a long foreplay session of kissing all over her body, oral, proper massaging her clit, going in circles. Then after a long while onces shes already orgasmed you finish her off with the shag, some like it when you wank her clit while you fuck too.
Emily, aged 14, was last seen at a shopping centre in Macquarie Park, about 7.50pm yesterday (Friday 19 December 2025).
Do you support the unification of Scotland and Northern Ireland within the United Kingdom?YesNoFuck off
chelsea on at 12.30darts on at 12.30mmmmmmmmmmm
>>217753746I really don’t get itWhy is this posted regularly
>>217754899s
thats the most retarded question i have ever seen in my life
>>217754903>only been missing a dayshe'll turn up
>Findoutnow UK: Find Out Now voting intention: Reform UK: 33% (+3) oops
>>217754903Don't post stuff like this while the kiwi nonce is about lad
>>217754887vaguely recall reading or seeing something about him cosying up to some homosexual billionaire in his [Epstein's] youth as his bum boy and then weasling his way into his will
private citizen jeffrey epstein enjoying recreational time at undisclosed location
might tip the cops off about this nonce aussie poster desu, something isn't right here
>>217754908it really annoys some people for some reason
mix bardley welsh with angela white please
>>217754860My best mate :) Oops I mean to say that I never met this fella in my life
>>217754948um
the big strictly final tonight lads. i won't be watching. can't stand it, you see
>>217754945do it yourself
>>217754942What reason? I have trouble sleeping Bec of this
>>217754945I'm sorry to tell you that you have been caught and for you the chaste is over*cums*
>>217754973don't tell me what to do
>>217754965is that tonight? i'll have to clear out my schedule so I have time to specifically not watch it too
>>217754939>err yes there is a man posting images of conventionally attractive teens and pre-teens and i want you to do something
>>217754965shall give a prayer to all the lads that are shacked up and forced to watch it
mad how everybody switched when clinton was in the photographs and the media is like woah woah woah lets not draw any conclusions dont be so hasty now :)
Britain used to have a sea-going culture, not just around military but fishing, whaling, transportDon't see much of that anymore
can see him retiring the NZ character over this particular blunder tbf
Rorke will be on Strictly tonightHe'll be doing that thing he does in the webm
>>217755002this one?
>Labour plans to delay local elections illegitimate, says Electoral Commissionsir keir, 1984 wasn;t a manual
>>217755002>strictlyalri 90 year old
>>217754965I'll be watching it with my family
trying out the opera browser
no (You)s for my witty chase -> chaste punwasted on this general
>>217755029wouldnt make much sense when the councils are being abolished and merged dumb dumb, didnt think about that did you?
>>217755055just convenient that it will take 7 years huh
>>217755050six seven
We owe so much to the long dead British peopleNot so much from the living
rorke doing somethingleftypol doing something else
>>217755076the real ones all moved to the antipodes. You owe us
>>217755082yeah but rorke does it cringily
>>217755076>tfcan say that again
>>217755082you wasting your life posting unfunny shite like this for 7 years
picture of bradley walsh laughing
>>217755066two county councils are already going ahead with the election next year so dont know why you'd lie about this
the singular rorke poster
>>217755105hi rorke
>>217755114while 63 are postponing
and every time he gets called out on it he'll say>the singular rorke poster
>>217755105that is a bit mentalI wonder if we can get to a quarter of a million before ofcom ban /brit/
>>217755139you dont know the difference between county councils and borough councils do you?
>>217755105always thought most rorke posts were rorke too bitter when leftypol does it. can't just have a laugh can he that leftypol no
>>217755105rorke thinking every rorkepost ever was made by the same fella
>>217755155moving the goalposts now, leftypol?
>>217755178You didnt know haha i accept your concession
>>217755118reply
5 minutes into fruit and fibre cereal and im shitting out me arse
leftypol actually calling out the injustices of the world, including solidarity with the besieged peoples of gaza and palestine, and solidarity with all workers who will one day seize the means of their own production and overthrow their billionaire masters and live in a fair, just, socialist society
>>217755176its basically you mate lets be honest your OCD means the routine rules your life with an iron fist. you are deeply mentally ill
>>217755202>>217755202>>217755202
>>217753746what a shit watched
