Middle aged lesbians edition
>turkey for christmasgod help us
gay sex
>>217761135source?
mad how backed up I amI've had 2 poos today
>>217761135she reminds me a bit of denise crosby from tng
I do the healthiest poos ever
>>217760766surfshark is also a lithuanian companymental innit
>>217761135NOTHING HAPPENED
>>217761135does this mean she has the biggest body count in human history?
poo wank
>>217761277t'as 30 ans et t'es pusso
LIDF detected
well that's poo 2 doneonwards and upwards
watching Mulholland drive as a 13 year old genuinely the horniest I have ever been
>>217761303Could be us brit soeur
anyone remember the cuckio meme
what kind of brit eats this stuff?https://youtube.com/shorts/5ACXawDo2U8?si=4c5r-HeN-gid6k02
>>217761322t'as trop peur
>>217761240Yuribus
>>217761340poor onesthe kind of slop your single mum gives you because she's too busy/tired/poor to make something proper
arsehole is a bit sore will be honest with you there
e pooribus poonem
chinky for tea x
>chinky for tea x
what am i supposed to respond to a girl saying she dreamt we went on a date
>>217761135I can't believe she gave in to the pluribussy.
>>217761365does kim get her baps out or no
>>217761434"How about making that dream real"
>>217761434mate this is a lay up
Morning team. Not long got up. Having some decaf tea
i watched the first ep of pluribus and liked it but i couldnt go on for some reason so ive just been reading the synopsis of each ep as it releases and it seems like i dodged a bullet
>>217761434i'd kill for that tap-in
>>217761453not saying that that's fucking cringe mate>>217761456she's an old friend so it's not as simple as being like let's go
>>217761474i dropped it a few episodes incould sense it was going to be shite
>>217761274vpn ahh nation
rorke huffing and puffing
>mate this is a lay up>i'd kill for that tap-in
>>217761458listen to Abbey Road and rate it out of 10
so you're all just using vpns to get around the porn blocking are you?
>>217761474wish i was you cos yeah it's been dreadful since ep 1 ended. i'm only still watching because it's funny to see how slow it is
>>217761483>not saying that that's fucking cringe mateit's called rizz
potentially nuclear level steaming on the cards here lads
>>217761513I don't think I'd like it
>>217761483you are ngmi i'm afraid
>>217761516When's the war with Russia Keir
do they (pakis) know it's christmas time at all?
>>217761528you don't know until you've listened to it. And it's only about 50 minutes long
>>217761521That's just silly mate. Have a glass of sparkling water and play a nice game or watch some anime. Steaming as a rocket is terrible for your physical and mental health and should be avoided.
>>217761549lots of people celebrate christmas mate
>>217761564>Steaming as a rocket is terrible for your physical and mental health and should be avoided.nigga you woke up at 5pm
>>217761549https://odysee.com/@%E2%9C%A0WehrwolfMedia%E2%9C%A0:7/Mr.-Bond---Do-Boers-Know-It's-Christmas:1
im a heavy metal man
>>217761583I did get up at 3:00 am the day prior for toil so I was catching up on sleep and resyncing my sleep
>>217761135plurb has been so good but cant watch the new one until my sister comes round because we watch it together and it makes her sad if i go on without her
Anyone remember the Jade Joddle gimmick?
>>217761618eshuta?
>>217761618ever...you know?
Articuno>Zapdos>MoltresEntei>Raikou>SuicuneGroudon=Kyogre>RayquazaPalkia>Giratina>DialgaReshiram>Kyurem>ZekromYveltal>Xerneas=ZygardeEntei and Articuno are two of my favourite legendary Pokémon overall though
>>217761613do you have a nice fanny?
>>217761658which would you most like to shag?
>>217761618:3
>>217761658grow up you sad little tranny freak
Look to the sky and enjoy the life
what are we having for dinner then
moltres is pleb filter
>>217761658*stares at a wrinkle on your rapidly aging face*those your favourite are they yeh?
>>217761445there's a massage scene where they're both naked and you see a bit of side-boob
>>217761699pokemon is for all ages
>>217761688king prawn fried rice when i go cook it (which i will go do now (im hungry))
>>217761688mums cooking some lamb I think
>>217761675I am not attracted to Pokémon or animals>>217761699I'm only 29 mate
>>217761699Pokémon is rightful Milennial IP
>>217761277Mental he looks like a slightly more Latino version of a lot of people I knew Very British phenotype
rorke finishing his plate
no luck catching them killers then?
I'm thinking I might pop to TESCO and get some of their Christmas party food and cook it with some chips for tea.
>>217761688veggieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLERt5ZkpQ4
>>217761723do you have a nice fanny?
>>217761688curry
>>217761723norwood status?
Rorke going out of his way to choose the white thumbs up emoji on Teams
>>217761684it's "looking to the sky and enjoy the life" and it's not to be reposted every hour you devil
>>217761711>>217761742Thanks for the support team>>217761770I'm a woman and don't produce DHT, the chemical responsible for male pattern baldness
>>217761644chut chut watto
not ai
>>217761781never used teams is it good
>>217761794I wasn’t defending you tranny freak just sayingHope your penis wound makes you bleed to death
>>217761207the moment they fell off
>>217761809SHUT IT DOWN. NOW. WE NEED MORE SPACE FOR HALAL CHICKEN SHOPS. NOT THIS FOREN SHITE.
me jus chillen
>>217761688Homemade Beef burger and chips x
sad
>>217761688itll be a chicken madras for me i reckon
Sucking a mouse ball
Hope Mousey is getting on okay with his dad in Edinburgh. He only goes to see him once a year just before Christmas. He was very excited.
always humbling when you’re zooming past everyone on the motorway then some mad cunt doing 140 comes up behind and bullys you out the way
>>217761810It’s like Discord for Toil, you’re not missing much la
>>217761924Inevitably in a white BMW or Audi
>>217761924black conversations
always pisses me off when somebody goes over the speed limit on the motorway but not flat outget out of my fucking way you gutless cunt
>doing 140Yeah and what happens when a magpie or fox is trundling along and you needlessly slaughter them? Respect the limit you fucking cunt
>>217761941
gmailberg trying to get my phone numberfuck off
>>217761950High speeds are inefficient for fuel consumption tho
I’m scared to drive on the motorway, always pick A roads me if I can help it x
Saw a dead fox while out with my autistic 15yo cousin and he said oh no poor Tails
>>217761943Usually It was Range Rover svr today tho>>217761949I’m white
>>217761970I WANT TO GET HOME IN TIME FOR BAKE OFF GET OUT OF THE WAY
>>217761984:(
>>217761984ever shag him up the arse?
>>217761994Why do you find this funny? It's quite sad
Old man keeps getting PCNs
16 and already walled
>>217761981I just turn my indicator on when joining and this means I have the right of way regardless of how slow I am going
>>217761984And they say autists have no empathy
>>217762009shut up already you insipid cunt
>>217761951Killed a badger on the dual carriageway 3 weeks ago. Didn’t have my mains on and he came out of nowhere fucked up my car too
getting an early night as I have to be up for my 4am toil shift tomorrow morning ok bye night night x
>>217762003>>217762025It was pretty grim tbf. On the side of the road with its guts spilling out looked like spag bol
>>217762022Bet you're one of those pricks who joins a motorway doing 40mph
>>217762032Animals are so fucking stupid. If they can't adapt to the existence of humans they deserve to go extinct. Evolve a prefrontal cortex already.
>>217762029It is pretty sad tbf lad
>>217762032that was no badger that was rorke >>217762047that was the joke yeah glad you got there in the end
>>217762046where do all these girls buy clothes with backwards writing on them
>>217762048Diego would've loved this
>>217762043Sad desu. I always say a little prayer for any dead animals I see on the side of the road. It not right.
>>217762048they're the best
>>217762048Videos like this are good, they help me not to care as much about the brownification of Britain.
>>217762052cool it with the antisemitism
>>217762048the skinnyfat one psises me offthinking we can't see his jiggling man tits through the baggy topcunt
>>217762029>>217762031The death of children isn't funny you freaks. Bradley Walsh would be disgusted if he knew what you did with images of him.>>217762032Poor badger.
>>217762046erm... sex
Honest to God question, did RE4 really need a remake? You can make the argument for RE2 and 3 remake with their Original tank controls and all that but you can still play Original RE4 today and have a smooth experience. It's graphics aren't that dated, and the gameplay is completely fine for how old it is.
Wanking to peng twinks has honestly put me off women when these 18-20something lads genuinely look younger than the 16 year old lasses like why am I going to be looking at these women when I can pin down skinny lil timmy and prone bone him in his old school uniform?
>>217762048Middle one mogs them.
>Bradley Walsh would be disgusted if he knew what you did with images of him.
Anyone got the pic of the Asian American woman wanting a gigachad husband to meet her checklist?
>I'm a woman
>>217762142no sorry this is the only Asian themed image I have on my phone
>>217762103every man should have a cute fatty pair of sensitive jiggly tits
stopped speeding after I got caught first time. FIRST EVER offence and I had to go to caught and I got banned for 2 months
Underclass: Quality StreetWorking Class: Quality Street/HeroesLower Middle Class: RosesUpper Middle Class: Ferrero Rocher Elite/nobility: Lindor
>>217762173couldn't be me (being caught or stopping)
>>217762173Court*
>>217762175Underclass can afford better chocolates than working class or lower middle class these days. Just call them the benefits class and put them in the middle.
>>217762175guylian are best christmas chocs
> I had to go to caughtBlud became a new yorker all of a sudden
It all doesnt mean much if they cover all the faces and details. Pointless. Thus proven nothing ever happens.
>>217762142no mate. will this picture of a dog starting out happy because he thinks he's getting succulent pizza but then ending up disappointed when he finds out it's a box full of salad do?
>>217762175I just know you only remembered Celebrations existed the moment you hit send on this post but by then it was too late.
>piss into bottle to avoid having to use the bathroom and take a break>rip bong>few minutes pass>get thirsty>so stoned i confuse my water bottle for my urine bottle>fucking take a swig of my piss and don't notice until after i swallow it
>>217762187I didn’t stop they had one of those speed guns >>217762204Lmao
>>217762173how fucking fast were you goingbeen driving like 3 years, never had anything except got charged £30 for going through a bus lane because of roadworks blocking the way to my house
right well
>>217762219I meant stop speeding not bring your motor vehicle to a stop.
>>217762211average drugmong
>>217762203AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>what'll it be bossman?
>>217762243Browns are normally better at fish and chips in my experience
>>217762224112 mph
>>217762173You must have been well over the speed limit.
>>217762243one slice of cheese ta
>>217762243would marry them both
>>217762199fuckin love these. found some knockoff at B&M for quid a box and been fattening up on them.
Watching porn because porn is lush x
>>217762243how old is this image?fuck off with those prices
>>217762254Yeah but it was 6 in the morning and there wasn’t a single car on the road with me
>>217762274you can only marry one at a time
>>217762230Yeah pretending you’re richer than you are is a very typical cringe middle class thing to do lol
>>217762243your little pussies
>>217762243I'll have one singular chip please
>>217762211serves you right for being a degenerate
>>217762301Londone mong spotted
>>217762307wrong, inshaallah
DO need my boss to hurry up and transfer me my wages because I only have like £9 in the bank and need to buy shit but I don’t want to pester him like
>>217762243are they ok? they look afraid :(
>>217762295[Ofcom will remember this]
>>217762320mate even up norf you ain't getting a large fish for 4.50
>>217762295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23nqJvHM2F0watching gta iv intro cause i got taste
>>217762344Why did you start off your sentence like Homer Simpsons
>>217762243>vah uzual luv
>>217762358
>>217762320where are you getting large chips and a saveloy for 3.30
>>217762306Doesn't matter lad you won't get away with it. If you're gonna drive like a lunatic go do it on the country bumpkin roads. No cameras, limit is usually 70 anyway and everyone still exceeds it.
>>217762370my local
I buy Lindt as a treatThey’re just so nice why are they so nice
really hope thats not a post encouraging the breaking of the law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxwYlf_vGF0
average speed checks give me crippling anxiety
>>217762385are you shagging him by chance
>>217762370oi oi saveloyhaha
The UK is one of the worst places to be a driver. 20mph limits fucking everywhere, tiny roads packed with cars, massive yellow grid boxes that are literally just there to trap you, low emission zones, low traffic neighborhoods, bullshit parking regulations all over the place and car parks are a fucking mafia. It's hard to think of many countries more hostile to cars.
>>217762415aye he puts the saveloy up my arris
2/3 postsOne man
>>217762402Where
>>217762417gooddrivers are scum
>mum is ill so I'm not going down for Christmas, will see her the week afterGet in
china is based
>>217762433>t. 35, no driving license, lives with parents still and a virgin
>>217762444ni hao
>>217762452i'm 34 and i live in a two bed flat actually
>>217762452FOY
>>217762452>35, no driving licenseKTIM
remember some bloke on bbc 4 talking about how much he wished he were a vagina because he could open up to the world and recieve joy
>>217762417Yet driving is still treated like a religion in this country. The powers that be will keep piling on shit like because mongs just suck it up and keep driving everyfuckingwhere, no matter how short a distance they have to go.
>>217762411what i do is drive 100mph through them and then come to a dead stop just before the end for a couple of minutes
>>217762199Basado
>>217762467hi
*orders a slice of cheese from the chippy*
Thoughts on girls with big noses?
Don’t need a license or insurance or mot to drive, I’m a sovereign citizen you see and that’s what I tell the officer
>>217762501she cute
football is so fucking shit
>>217762417i know parking in london is fucking despotic, some places are like £30 for a few hours and if you misread the allowed times of day you get rapedanywhere else i'd say you're exaggerating
>>217762501Imagine that pressing into your groin as she gives your wilbur a cheeky suck
>>217762501That "Christian girl" video gave me a chuckle.
>>217762492fugg
Constant post of when the fuck is ofcom going to do anything. Guess they wont.
>>217762417YepHate it
Speed cameras, your response?
>>217762553
blacked by the cronem
never seen anything like this uniquealmost makes me pro-ukraine because of how he is pulled off making this kino
>>217762579Aye, that's the one. Good stuff.
>>217762490Brother some of us have to drive, I'm a tradie. Or for people who do commutes that are stupidly long on public transport. And I do resent getting on the bus and having to deal with the yelling nigerian woman on her phone or the indian guy blasting bollywood music. Can't fucking win whatever you do.If I can walk I walk, but it's often not practical.>>217762523Yeah I'm in London, driving is a minefield. Can't fucking park anywhere. Just making the working man's life miserable as they love to do.
>>217762600>metersFOY
corr another 10 minute var check
>>217762601Did they do anything?
cars and driving are a trap established by the bourgeoisie
>>217762243yo bossmanget us a junior speshwings no breaststraight from the oven, freshChips with Mayonnaise on the left, no ketchAnd get us 1 Dr. Pepdon't forget the fork and a tissueWhy did I come thru? Pizza hut I don't do
>>217762575They were made illegal here recently so my city reduced the speed limit by 20 kmph on every street that had them
>>217762601Sorry officer I live on a farm you see
gosh rorke, you're such a baka
dogberg often watches the telly, but i wonder how much he really understands
[to the rorke fc women players]BLACK DICKS ARE BIGGERYOU ALL KNOW BLACK DICKS ARE BIGGERBLACK DICKS ARE BIIIIIGGERRR
>>217762671
>>217762671what does he enjoy the most
>>217762689Would be hot
>>217762689
>>217762697>>217762704:)
>>217762704stupid mutt
>>217762704doggo just wants a friend to play with
>>217762704stupid dog
watching last night's >boxing
Boxing originated in EnglandI did not know that but you wouldn’t think it
>>217762755it was shite
>>217762791yeah?
>>217762791reckon the boys have been having a scrap since time immemorial
>>217762791we have a whole day for it
[to the tune of 'Que Sera, Sera']nige farage, faragethe election's not yours to befuck off to GB TVnige farage, farage
>>217762818watching the first round, clearly scripted
There's a White Genocide in AfricaThis Christmastime
>>217762791Yeah no it didn’t boxing was about in Ancient Greece and Rome
>>217762787get that pineapple out of my face
um lads my sister's bf is 6'6 and my parents clearly like him more than me
>>217762859*puts it in my mouth*
>>217762837paki woman prose here
>>217762851nah
>>217762872yah
>>217762865would you like to watch him shagging your sis?
>>217762865I like him too, what a guyx
>>217762871it's a chant
>>217762865Have to suck him off then don’t you that’s the rule init
corrr
>>217762895yeah but the prose behind it just comes across as a bitter and lonely paki woman trying too hard
>>217762886not really>>217762916he's already got my sister for that
>>217762923i'm a rorke, i do rorke fc chants too
Take-away left overs and a discarded pint glass litter the steps to a private apartment block in Bath, England (2006)
it's not prose
>>217762948grow up mate its not funny
>>217762962some people have said they enjoy my past work
>>217762952seasideMARK must have been there
dont reply to me again schizo
right thats me waiting for the new
>>217762851People have been punching each other since the start of time but the boxing format and rules are we know it originated in the Victorian era
>>217762983
[to the tune of Hey Jude]NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA HEY POO
might have to move out tbf ladsthey've clearly got a replacement son6'6
saved some geriatric from getting beat up by a drunkard today, went infront of the poor old man getting shouted at, looked him in the eye and he scurried off back to his car like a mouse
>>217762992The son of the bloke who set all this up was getting bummed by Oscar Wilde.
>>217763008going to be a lonely old christmas for mark
>saved some geriatric from getting beat up by a drunkard today, went infront of the poor old man getting shouted at, looked him in the eye and he scurried off back to his car like a mouse
>>217763047he might behe has to duck so his head doesn't touch the ceiling in some rooms
>>217763069That has been the fate of many influential men in the history of this country.
left side of my face has felt droopy all daygot a head ache as wellreckon im havng a microstroke os somthing
>>217762791You think queensbury rules are from China yeah?
>>217763089Bet he’s mid though
>>217763101bell's palsy mate
not sure how tall my sister's boyfriend is. maybe 5'8" or 5'9"
Lord Arseberg
don't like this wineshant be buying it again
>>217762923Melty
>>217763127which one is it lad?
>>217763109yeah he's like a 4 or 5 face wise
get it made
>>217763114could be me
so this is it...the last ever /brit/
>>217763187yeah?
>>217763137this is the fella that thinks rorke is the work of a single man
>>217763187I remember the last /brit/ (on 4channel)
ofcom have just said no more /brit/s will be made
>>217763218>>217763218>>217763218New
>>217763198yeah*walks away whistling we'll meet again to myself*
>>217763137screaming at this
