big 'stein edish
>>217763218/ourguy/
the human libido is quite weird when you think about itwhy we crave sex over just the orgasm itself
shagged a bird so deep in the fanny the other night spunk came out her arse
poo roar
>>217763241>is that tattoo real?
nearly blood orange season ladsmogs christmas
to make football more interesting, they should be made to publicly execute one player from the starting 11 of a team that gets relegated. Give the lads something to play for other than money
>>217763241is that a real tattoo? holy cringewas in nice shape tho
winter solstice tomorrow
>MAM I'VE BEEN PAID EARLY! WE'RE OFF TO HERON FOODS
lads I'm sad that I'm an autist who can't communicate with even my closest family membersbut I won't do any sadposting this threadonly light banter and pure satire
>>217763291winter is over
>>217763291what's the best ceremony to welcome back the sun?
>>217763218just realised theres a bradley in the bottom left
Gfberg coming over in an hour and I'm proper hornyBeen fully erect, oozing prejac and edging just thinking about the sexo
>>217763322suck yourself off at 3:50pm
going to wank my penis tomorrow or maybe the day after if I don't feel up to it tomorrow
>>217763340my willy is too short and and my beer belly is too rotund to even attempt this
>>217763334is this a sexhaver general or something
right then thats a fanny
>>217763359yeah that's mint i'll post that
>>217763360pics of that belly pleaseNOWx
how many of you lads can suck your self offI can
ngl lads this ee christmas ad is fucking abysmal. can't see me ever giving them any more money
>>217763378haven't tried in years but i used to be able to get the tip in. wasn't very enjoyable i have to say
>>217763398lush
>>217763378I've done it when I was younger don't have the energy or will for it nowUsed to lick my own nob and spaff in my mouth
that's me in the toiletpooing my religion
I fucking hate this country I swear it's the biggest shithole in all of europe and all the women are ugly. I also have chlamydia currently
>>217763398corrorr
>>217763378if you're bent enough it's pretty easy
>no pubic hair
>>217763374
>>217763440UM X
>>217763363its mentally ill larpers general
>>217763440cute hairless male (lowercase m) tummy
WE DEM MOYES BOYS
>>217763241thats a fckin toddler. i feel sick
>>217763485it's jay
right well that's two fannies
>>217763440cute but it could be a lot bigger and heavier if you put the work in. nice dark pubes though.
are anthony raped jake paul, honestly brutal to watch
>>217763293Isn't it "Herod Foods"?
>>217763417yellow belly
>>217763510but enough about your parents
>>217763359love pussy me its so nice
Ariana Grande will officially host "Saturday Night Live" tonight.
>>217763551fat bitch
>>217763542remind me of my mum whom i love
>>217763551she's quite pengwould love to lick her bony bum
need to get my act together
>>217763526cos joshua is irish diasporasame blood as all the great boxers except he also has the bbc genes
>>217763551Hope the stage can support her.
President Nicholas FuentesVice-President Sneako
>>217763585a clue gained is a clue obtained
vaginas are so uglywhy do they have to look so icky and gross expecially those grisly beef vagina with all the lose flappy bitslike what do you even do with thatyou have to use a flashlight and bogh hands just to navigate that mess to find the right holeew dude
Alpha romeo may be the worst “nice” car brand out there
i'm a citizen of the world
Spaino said he would be back for Christmas. Where the fuck is he?
me when i'm fine
new cold ones
might become tiktok famous.....
>>217763607>expecially those grisly beef vagina with all the lose flappy bitslove them and want to eat them
>>217763551emotional pink witch
i'm a citizen of britain
>>217763642ktim
>>217763644do you have a vagina
>>217763642so what nothing wrong with that
>a flashlight FOY
>>217763667yeah mate
>>217763642this is what's known as a 'low inhib chad'
>>217763653
Why does some guy post ariana grande all the time here
just moved to a flat. how does the postie get into the main door if he hasnt buzzed me? not worried about santa . i know he has magic
>>217763667yeah mateyour mum
>>217763642So what? Do people still bother with having friends in 2025 lmfao.
flashlight is a far superior word. a “torch” is a stick with a wick, oil, and flame. retards. didn’t you bumboys literally invent the language?
>>217763218still don't really understand what his actual job was
>>217763712they're gay
>>217763713they have a special key
>>217763712it's far from just one person
>>217763764no it definitely is
>>217763739our language has heritage. something new worlders know nothing about it
All the bad posts are made by one person
>>217763271>>217763281don't get itis this a meme
>>217763712same bloke who posts that washed up canadian bint as well. utterly bent
>>217763786me?
>>217763786Yeah and his flag is canadian #done
your penis in ariane grandes boney fanny
crafting the perfect paki prose to trigger rorke
Dua Lipa > Ariana "Grande"
>>217763810corr
pure mathematical reasoning and deduction is just a series of tautologiesit offers us no real world knowledge
>>217763739Flashlight is a brand of Torch. Like Kleenex.
>>217763789?
>[Deleted]well that's him done himself in
>>217763817I like to du 'er lipa if you know what I mean
Yes you
mad how her name is literally Great Aryan
>>217763817They are both chopped
DO NOT CHAT TO ME
ISAK
how come frozen meat takes ages to thaw out but small frozen things like prawns can just go straight into the pot
>>217763821I like it thoughhoweverevenbeit
>>217763817she's a flop get real
The man has kicked the ball into the goal for the low low price of 135 million pounds.
>>217763817
>>217763860magic x
man kicked ball
corrr is that a mid albanian tramp with a fridge body
>>217763860it takes time for heat to propagate through the meat and reach the center. the larger the piece of meat the longer it takes
>>217763892SCREAMING
she's fine:>
>>217763858career: over
>>217763821this is obvious to everyone who has seen those twitter threads of people using the wrong order of operations to get different answers. its not actually wrong. its just different. you can twist language and logic to get any answer you want. none of it the langauge of the universe as it purports to be. the only thing that even comes close is music
>>217763810there's no need for that son, that's a fucken woman you're talking about
>>217763861Daaaamnn! Pakistan looks nice as hell bros! Check that shit out, haha!
>>217763914can i cook a whole frozen roast beef joint in the oven from the freezer
big jeff what's up my man
might watch some porno
>>217763941imagine being in a crash in that thing you'd get jellified
meetup lads? Thinking a change of venue from the Pyke
>>217763924yeah she is
opened the new monitor but considering a return ffs. all these bits and bobs are lost. might be £66 wastedwent from 1080 laptop to a 1080 24 inch monitor and it feels like 720p
it's just mad to me this epstein fella dies and they spend years later releasing photos of him and his mates all having the time of their lives
dubs decides what kind of porn i wank to. only rule is that it must be legal
>>21776399627" 1440p get on it
>>217763997it's epstein's world we're just living in it
>>217764021hamburger porn
>>217764021gay porn
>>217764021mind wank
>>217764021gay poo porn
had one cis wank and two trans (one straight one lez) wanks today
There is literally no point in releasing a page that's 100% redacted unless it's a humiliation ritual.
>>217764043mad that he got to motorboat ghislaine's jubbly wubblies every day
rorke getting lost in the maze at club cp
>>217764021Photos and videos of mare pussy are technically legal right? So long as there's no actual beastiality happening.
>always complain about being a friendless incel loser>get invited to dinner by some people from my hobby club>don't gofuck my chudcel life
>>217764021female pov
HUGO
why are there no new movies out on vod from vodbro on /tv/
>>217764021gay poo cronem
>>217764100my fave
>>217764100actually think i could get behind that, alri
>>217764100well that's him developing gender dysmorphia
>>217764085we're the ones being humiliated
>>217764100bit gay
As soon as Trump found out Epstien was a pedophile not an hebephile he stopped being friends with him and called the FBI
>>217764094mad how theres some civil servant who got to do a wnak to her fanny before drawing a black box over it and uploading it
>>217763246>why we crave sex over just the orgasm itselfYou can't have the latter without the former
is-ACK in the mud
>>217764147I present to you: the wank
>>217764094>>217764141mad that THIS is the most powerful reddit moderator of all time
might buy a bored ape
Batting average in Ashes Tests:26.75 - Mitchell Starc19.60 - Pat Cummins17.62 - Ollie Pope
i'm going back to africa
Liverpool are climbing up, up, up the table!!
>>217764141sexthink she’s gone prison gay? would love to see her eat pussy
>>217764140Isn’t Epstein just being called a paedophile because of his hebephilia?
>>217764141there must have been loads of people that went to the island just to try and shag her and ended up getting tricked into noncing insteadi know i would have fallen for it
i like my new phone
>>217764140oh okay it's all fine then innit?
>>217764134Well duh
why'd they do that
Want a perfect AI slut man
>>217764232says right there
BDSM scene in London is shite these days. I remember in the mid 00s frequenting Zone-Porcelain, only club I ever knew dedicated to toilet domination. Closed a while back. They had these realistic public toilets, like you'd find in a petrol station whatever. Could pay a fee to stick your head under one (they were hollow, no pipework, just a toilet with the back of the base cut out so that you could lie down with your face in the bottom of the bowl facing up, body was just sort of tucked into a pod like thing embedded in the wall). I think it was about 40 quid got you an hour, and anyone that wanted to come in and use the toilet, and I mean pee or poo, could do so, sex segregated of course. You could go in the "women's toilets" and any woman that was in the club could come in and do her business on you. Or you could go in the men's, and I think there was a unisex one.Point is, for 40 quid you got an hour which could net you five pisses, sometimes a poo, sometimes not, rarely two. Now the only way is to go to some dominatrix and pay 200-500 for a session. Gone a few times but it breaks the fucking bank. Wish I could just find a dom willing to have some sort of regular arrangement for a smaller weekly fee or whatever. Or even a dom just doing it for the love of the fetish. Oh well, can only dream.
>>217764232my life being worth $200k would be kind of an honor
>>217764232>murdering someone for a measly 200kmental that
>>217764217nah she's superstraight. she just dildos the other inmates with a big strap on as a power play not sexual satisfaction
People rorke loves defending;EpstienMicheal JacksonP DiddyBill CosbyAndrew Tate
There's a world outside your windowAnd it's a world of sheeds and nogsWhere the only thing that's flowingIs the endless stream of wogs
>>217764271Genuinely worth it if you could get away with it. No qualms morally. But the risk of going to prison isn't worth it.
>>217764284Weird lie
>>217764293in what way are there no qualms morally
so this is /brit/mas
just squirted out so much poo it actually hurts a bit x
>>217764307Bit of murder never hurt anyone
>>217764307Because I want 200k and the death of someone I have no connection to isn't much of a price to pay for that.
>No qualms morally.
>>217764334You should be locked up
Jay Dyer absolutely pwned Ben Shapero last night and exposed him as a fraud and a globalist shill.
>>217764293youre right but the moralityfags will hang you for this
My house is older than the USA Crazy
>>217764260just poo on yourself at home
>>217764368jay dyer thinks hitler was a british agent
>>217764368thought jay died in ibiza
>>217764362But I haven't murdered anyone, and I'm not going to because that's what would get me locked up. The system works for people like me, what's the issue?
>>217764366ninja please
>>217764368Jay Dyer is a hack
Alexander Poosak
>>217764374your moms gigantic bum is bigger than my cock so like
was at the toil christmas do last night and im still having visions of the toilfu dancing in her barefeet fml
>>217764410She does have an arse on her tbf
>>217764442should have asked her if you could kiss them
>>217764443get it posted
Jay Dyer liked my philosophical analysis of The Twilight Zone.
watched a David Icke clip he said he met Ted Heath once and saw him turn into a lizard man
>>217764454nah shes too young for me
>>217764473lol
>>217764488why couldnt i be born gay
watching the episode of Only Fools and Horses when Uncle Albert runs away from homeit's well sad
jay dyer shot my chicken
>>217764507for me it's the one where del boys falls through the bar
gay dyer
charlie kirk? more like charlie shirks his responsibilities with his national organisation by getting himself murdered
>>217764403Actually Jay is very smart and well versed in philosophy. Also he said that Ben shapero is a midwit and a redditor and a vaxxed cuck.
>>217764502why cos bumming younger lads is more acceptable in the gay community?
right that's me on the cans
>>217764540just emailed this to DHS. have fun watching the world cup from your sofa
spurs have scored a goal
*gives you this look from across the thread*
>>217764548jay dyer thinks hitler was a puppet of the billionaire jews lolhes a midwit
>>217764572get ready everybody. liverpoo are about to chuck away another 2 goal lead
>>217764568I'm on the eggnog myself x
Is the Umbunny here?
>>217764464Why would I do that
I WANT THAT!!!! LITTLE YELLOW THING!!!!
>>217764609still got work on monday and tuesday me so can't start the festive drinks yet. wouldn't feel right
>>217764568cans will be here soon
>>217764565nah it's more acceptable to be single as a gay guy . you sort become an aesthete who people want to hang out with for book recommendations over a nice lunchif you're single as a straight gay everyone jst assumes your horny and hunting for your next rape victim
>>217764579Here he is, old butch George the terror of the ladies.
jay dyer's dad killed my kitten called winston
>>217764507is that the one where he thinks hes been arrested for fighting in the spanish civil war
>>217764678that was Grandad
>>217764589why does leftypol have so much more fun and party harder than incel freak right wingers?
want this little yellow tingx
>caught nanberg watching Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure again
I think that Jay Dyer goes on 4chan because sometimes when he is in his less serious and more goofy streams he uses 4chan lingo.
just put a gerbil up my arse
Ok everyone ..don`tBuy19 CrimesWine !!
>>217764548Yh all phrases used by smart men them
>>217764695oh yeah so it was. ive seen it all and i dont remember albert running away. its been 10 years since i binged it and blackadder i should maybe whip the old boxsets back out
Massachusetts Institute of Technology? more like Masshootsetts Institute of Technology
women are just twinks but hairier
>>217764720cor
>>217764725good old Tom. he hates that muck
Waiting for the train
The Three Wales Model (also known as the "3 Wales Model" or "Three-Wales Model") is a sociological and political framework developed by Denis Balsom in the 1980s. It divides Wales into three distinct geographical and cultural regions based on differences in language, national identity, class, and voting behavior. The model was originally formulated to explain patterns in the 1979 devolution referendum and subsequent electoral trends.The Three Regions1. Y Fro Gymraeg (literally "the Welsh-speaking area"): Primarily the north and west of Wales (e.g., Gwynedd, Ceredigion, Anglesey and Carmarthenshire). This region features a strong Welsh language presence, high Welsh national identity, and historical support for Plaid Cymru (Welsh nationalist party).2. Welsh Wales: Mainly the industrial south Wales valleys and some coastal areas (e.g., Rhondda, Swansea Valley). This is predominantly English-speaking but with strong Welsh identification, working-class roots, and traditional Labour Party dominance.3. British Wales: The east and parts of the north-east/south-east bordering England (e.g., areas around Wrexham, Cardiff suburbs, Pembrokeshire). This region has weaker Welsh language use, more British (or English) identification, and historically greater support for Conservative or Liberal parties.
need to tell the toilfu i love her before she takes up her new job next yearim thinking at her going away party
not feeling christmassy at all this year
every time i smoke i light 4 raws
>>217763744I think he was a Wall Street trader and was just very charismatic
thinking of a poo but I know it's all fartsick of it
um poo 67 scream
>>217764801but hard to be when the country is about to collapse, could very well be our last
guy at my work do yesterday was clearly stoned and ordered a pizza to the pub despite us having christmas dinner earlier and ate the whole thing hunched over it like a mong. he couldnt even speak. bossberg thought he was on coke but nobody said anything
>>217764783the 7:18?
5 days to Christmas lads.
KSI blud ….
>>217764783rotherham spotted
>>217764864how was he supposed to eat it, from across the room?
>>217764899roar
>>217764890there are other holidays you islamophobe
>>217764874It's delayed, water on the track they said
the singular bradleyposter on a weird one
>>217764935suck me fucking fat one rasheed
>>217764801get it listenedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzB1Pob0yNE
go on bradders, keep doing your thing
right well that's the waitrose chicken biryani microwaved
suck me (fucking fat one) rasheed
>>217764906cockmogs me
>>217764890Ready for another year of my aunt rubbing my crotch with her foot under the table
Diego told this amazing story yesterday about how he was on a beach with his best mate and he looked back and there was only one set of footprints and the mate was God and the footprints were God's because God was carrying him and therefore there were not two sets of footprints impacted in the sand which had been walked upon It was well good
>>217765005UM xshe fit?
>>217763744all of his official jobs are somehow linked to financial crime, international spying or other noncespretty sure it was all just cover and he's been a child sex trafficker the entire time
>>217764975>shiauuhyty
me when im jolly
>>217765023scream
>>217765023he don't half talk some SHITE
>>217764816love esdee
soogsx
should really start getting the presents ordered
mad how you can just kill people you dont like
>>217763218A Hero Denied by His Country
>>217764271200k in ukraine is enough to live comfortably basically foreveror even better move to a country with better prospects and get yourself set up
>>217764783poo water
>>217765165bit fucking late
>>217765165left it too late
that was a risqué fart
Spam the thread with the paedo botnet to make it seem alive
>>217765211>>217765214meltdown
Could someone high iq explain this one to me
>>217765211>>217765214nancy boys
vlc has got his hat on :)
>>217764890At least you people actually have fucking snow during winter. Out here w don't even fucking have winter to speak of, it's just one big fucking autumn, from Late September to early April.
>>217765243i've not got anybody a present
>>217765205well it is rotherham
>>217765234the 2nd to last one because it's the odd one out
>>217765243Alri brian molko
>>217765257literally havent had more than an inch of snow in about a decade where i live
>>217765005corr
>>217763744mid-level intelligence operative>>217764817lol no
>>217765257we dont get winter either its just cold and rainy and windy and it usually doesnt snow until January/February. Its just dark and shit sun starts setting at 1530
eating tomato soup
>>217765257stop having a melty
>>217765234there are 2 2s and 2 1sbut only 1 4
>>217765005not into incest but if she was fit i'd probably shag
>>217765234The fourth one with 4 circles is the ''odd one''you dronzo.
>>217765339
>>217765274>>217765328>>217765341Thank you, you big brained bastards
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
