I have never eaten real Chinese food, because this is what Chinese food is considered to be in the UK. Every Chinese takeaway serves this, and it's the most popular takeaway food in the UK. Is foreign culinary culture also butchered iyc?
>>217765517What's with the styrofoam?
>>217765517Fucking lushKick soithentic food to death, and the libtards that insist on itBritish ChineseAmerican pizza White power
>>217765558its mandiopan, cant really articulate>>217765517looks like shite mate
>>217765517this is the food of pure, r1b western european conquerors. if you seriously want whatever the fuck ting ping ching eats during his 15 minute lunch break in the iphone factory over this sovlfvlly delicious platter, then you simply aren't white
>>217765558Prawn crackers
Don't you have chinks there? The food here is also greasy artery destroying slop, but it's made by real chinks so it's usually way more appetizing than that. If you want the truest culinary experience, just pick up whatever is scurrying at your feet and bite into it.
>>217765834We have Chinese people but for some reason you can't find a decent Chinese restaurant worth shit. Our Indian restaurants mog your ones, but Chinese food? Forget it. Maybe literally only in Chinatown.
>>217765912>Our Indian restaurants mog your onesMaybe 10 years ago, but the recent h1b flood has brought good food at last. Might go get some paneer 65 for dindin
>>217765517The most popular takeaway here is Döner Kebap, a bread pocket filled with meat, salad and spicy sauce. Two years ago a restaurant association in Turkey tried to have the name "döner" protected by the EU, just like "champagne" has to be from the region Champagne to be legally called that or mozarella cheese has to be made from buffalo milk. The turkish döner is nothing like the popular takeaway here, in fact you can't easily take it with you at all. The great concern of all the döner shops here was if the Turks were successful with this, each and every shop would have to rename itself, get a new sign over the shop, print new menus and change their online sites from "döner" to something legal like "turningspikemeatbreadpocketshop".Luckily this year the Turks withdrew their application to have the name reserved under EU law.
>>217765517you must have a chinatown in your nearest citysomes restaurants there will serve authentic chinese food
>>217766028h1bs are mainly tech students and student visa scammers though right? Are they actually bringing good food? We have third generation Indian restaurant owners, maybe fourth gen.
there are 11 chinese takeaways in my town and its all the same garbage slop like >>217765517
>>217765594>>217765788Why does it look like something you're not supposed to eat?
the most chinese food i can think of is handmade noodles stir fried with ingredients and oyster sauce, served with a side of soup with ribs cooked with beans and herbs
>>217765517Our Chinese food is the best though what are you talking about?
>>217765517Maybe order something other than chips and curry sauce next time you fat fucking retard
>>217765517>chips and curry sauceyou can't get that here from a chinese.there's no curry sauce here regardless of where you go too but
>>217768710>getting a chinese without chips and curry sauceFOY
>>217765517Well well well, if it isn't the British classic, carbs on carbs on carbs on carbs.
