show me one Italian who looks like this.
>>217769130today my bus driver looked like this
Youre lookin at him asshole
Anyone have that image of modern Italians who actually look like their ancient counterparts? One was Pompey, can't remember the others.
You can find guys that look like this all across the NY Metro Area, most of them working in construction or selling cars.
>>217769317how the mighty has fallen...
>>217769317my dad looks and acts like this
>>217769130Dominic Chianese kinda does
the statues are of ancient upsaliēnse people, not italians
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>>217769130>>217769610WE
>>217769130He's a pretty good calcio coach!>>217769546>>217769631you niggas faceblind for real no cap
This is what he would look like according to ChatGPT
>>217769317kek i have seen that exact dude working at a pizzeria
>>217769811Gemini made him a bit swatier
>>217769130I can't because this man is saudi
>>217769849This is probably more realistic. Why would he look Germanic like ChatGPT drew him?
>>217769811I have never seen a white male who looked like this and I've lived with white people my whole life. This is still an Italian man.
>>217770174>This is still an Italian manI mean his skin is too white and he's got blue eyes... you can find that phenotype in the north of Italy, but he was Roman.Gemini knows that.
>>217770263Italians get light pigments sometimes. There are Italians with the same bug eyes and long noses that people stereotype them as having but they have green eyes and orange hair. That happens more than you realize. (Users added context: this post is referring to Italians in Italy. Not Italian-Americans.)
>>217769718Don't think my comparison is that far off.
Chiellini
>>217770401The Caesar one is not even close
>>217769811>>217769849my ancestors
This nigga kinda looks like Ceaser but he is a jew
>>217770532Jew doesnt mean anything. He’s european.
>>217770623I just checked his wikipedia page and his family was jewish from russia lmao. I actually thought he was italian jewish
>>217770532>putin if his mother only drank half as much during the pregnancy
>>217770684Doesn't really look like Putin.
>>217770532>>217770782>bald(ing)>suspicious eyes>long drooping nose>deceitful mouth>scared chin
>>217770823You could find these on millions of other people regardless of race.
>>217770450Face blind retard
>>217770823How do brave chins look like?
>>217770450>>217770401The Agrippa one is the worst by far
>>217770782He had multiple surgeries
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>>217771041He looked sort of like Sminem when he was young.
>>217769130I look like that
>>217771136Impressive.
>>217769130My boss is first generation Italian. He moved to the US in the 60s when he was only 3, so he seems fully American but still has dual citizenship. Earlier last week he was sitting in a darkened meeting room directly under a light, and with the way the light fell on his face I realized he looked exactly like an ancient Roman bust. The closest example I can find is this one of Herodotus, who I understand is Greek but it's close enough. Regardless, he's the only Italian I've ever met who actually looks like classical European Italian.
>>217771336Amerimutt Italians look so weirdLike that Luigi mangione guy looks like a brapzilian mulatto
>>217771385Yeah, Italian Americans are a weird breed. I think a lot of them came from Sicily which is why they're all so swarthy. It's kinda funny, at my office there's another guy who's probably a 5th or 6th generation Italian American who absolutely LOVES reminding everyone how Italian he is. Meanwhile the boss I mentioned is a literal Italian citizen and barely ever talks about it.
>>217771238That is a timmy/twink phenotype Looks nothing like op
>>217771336Gemini's interpretation
>>217769317>NYC has Roman emperors just walking around like no big dealMax envy.
>>217771238lol no
>>217771499>>217772433>Let me tell you about your ancestors
>>217770823Untrustworthy faces
>>217771238sex sex sex
>>217769546>Chianesehe doesn't look that oriental to me
>>217769130>Phenotypes changed therefore rome was actually USoid-jewish until the evil woops stole our heritage o algoBruh
>>217774048my brother in Christ you look like Nick Fuentes
>>217771238This isn't even about ancestry, you just don't look like him
>>217774193Nick fuentes has a squared face. Mine is elongated.I look italianx roman
>>217774229not with that sissy button nose you dont lolpic related facial structure looks much closer to the statue in OP
>>217774229You look like someone you would see in Crónica being accused of sexual assault or something
>>217774250That one looks Jewish though
>>217769130Pretty close, no?
>>217774250He mogs you
>>217774279looks more Dinarid that anything its an attention whore from /ex-yu/ which would make sense from a geographical standpoint
>>217770532Jews and Italians are basically the same thing, the former just have worse food.
Look no further
>>217770401That bust is of some egyptian priest, not Scipio
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>>217774378vgh… the glorious argensimian empire
>>217774531>Slavic mestizo literally accepting his defeat>Retorts to call me a nigger when I'm obviously just Italian and SpanishROMA INVICTA
>>217774402Dysgenic
