Edizione piccolissimaPrevious: >>217764708
>>217770721nice edition
Just got a meat packing job at your mom's house
>>217770710>>217770729Haters will say it's a coincidence
cum con sex
Reading this while I eat my cheezits for dinner(I could have had a meal for dinner, I choose not to because I'm not hungry and I'm tired)
>>217770803Isekai is such slop bro, you could be reading the classics
jason be like>
>>217770818Everything in the western canon, Plato excluded, is crap.
someone was mean to me on 4chan and destroyed my bullshit bait argument with wikipedia tier elementary facts and logic how could this happen where is the justice
>>217770857**cums on your face**
>>217770824
Anything with meat in it is not a snack, thats at least a lunch at that point
>>217770844Have you considered the canon is right and you might be wrong, isekai boy?
>>217770889What about beef jerky
*pulls pants down*sex?sex?*starts masturbating*
>>217770898Shit you're right
Rest in piss niggers
Something nobody warns you about is, girls fart and it smells bad but if you acknowledge they farted they get real mad at you.
>>217770928According to science girl farts smell worse
>>217770901Nice dalit impression
>>217770928that's false. women dont poo and fart
>>217770897Isekai good. I'm done replying now, gotta lock in and fall asleep
it's time to fly bros
>>217770955that was a brahmin impression though
Girl farts have a higher concentration of hydrogen sulfide
I notice people are getting sick during winter more often now
Pizza was decent
I don't get sick in the winter
Engine code P0420 is often the O2 sensor being bad right?
>>217771054I don't get sick.All the alcohol and drugs in my system kills off germs and viruses.
I don't know what happened I haven't finished a single player game in like 3-4 years I get halway through and stop then in the last 2-3 months I've just autistically played straight through like 5 different games back to back
:O
>>217771159Faggot
>>217771174Hope the cartel bullet gets you next.
my black suck buddy didn't come over yesterday so now i have to wait until (hopefully) monday. i'm going on a water fast so he can use my butt for the first time :3
>>217771174hello mr pendejo
>>217771174based furfag hater in current year
>>217770721
Actually kind of insane how aggressively mid outer ints taste in women is. There are a million whores of all body types exposing themselves on the internet and the best int can do is that perfectly average 5/10 titless israeli bitch with the freckles
Thank your local veteran.
Finished the base for one of my guardsmen’s.
>>217771263>Saddam FursseinI kekked.
>>217771263I saw a dog with an arm in it's mouth running down the street in Fallujah, it was so fresh the wrist was still not in rigor mortis, so it bounced along.
>>217771312The dog has a taste for human flesh now
>>217771312no you did not
a forum/imageboard but if you pay $50 you can delete other users
huh? huh huh huh?
>>217771312Were you a special forces army delta force seal too Mr.Badass?
I used to jerk off to the wives sex sounds in fable 1
>>217771312Yeah, and I'm playing shortstop for the Mets.
>>217771342possilbe>>217771343also possible, but what it most likely is, that I don't care about what you think>>217771375contractor
>>217771359it would only be a matter of time before some autistic NEET living on a trustfund/inheritance/gibs would kill the userbase for the hell of it
I'm the king, manI run the underworld, guy. I decide who does what and where they do it at. What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine.
>>217771410yeah but i'd get his neetbux and sell the site to disney o algo
>>217771383it's possible
>>217771263When I was in high school we were doing graduation rehearsal and it was a very very small town and this one guy who was kind of a weirdo who didn't really interact with anyone all that much in front of me, and we weren't close friends or anything but I was always nice to the guy and we worked together in class and all, anyway he turns around to me while we're all waiting around and says "hey what do you think of this?" and he pulls out his phone and shows me some furry bondage art and I was like "uhhh yeah cool I guess" and he just nodded his head and was like "yeah that's what I'm in to heh" and then he swiped through a few more furry bondage pics in front of me then just walks away without saying anything else, anyway he signed up for the army the next day despite being pudgy and uninterested in physical activity, got sent to the middle east immediately of course and now he has ptsd and doesn't leave his home, still posts furry porn on facebook though, really makes you think
starting to think some of you might be gay.
drinking the nog of egg
>>217771536T Hanks is that you my good ol lad
>>217771498he was mentally weak, the physical shit can be over come, for example I know guys that supposedly has asthma that passed pt testsstandards were very low for a while, don't remember the years or when it started, Obama I'm guessing
>>217771544tom hanks is a pedo
>>217771536Nigger of egg?
>>217771159troon
>>217771498Lmfao
>>217771536damn I really gotta get some before they stop selling it again, always been a fan of the 'nog
>>217771498Sounds like a cool guy
>>217771498This does make me think
Dogberg ate a bottle of cholula what do I do
>>217771425in case you idiots are smart enough to wonder why there two notes look different, this is whyhave a good night, off to make dinner then smoke a big fat jointone is real, the other propaganda
>>217771601You reek of curry and an unwashed ass
>>217771605I feel like they have to sell it all winter right
>>217771628Is it toxic? If not, hell be fine
>>217771629How do we know you didn't just buy most of the stuff off of eBay?
momberg is hosting a party and I waited with her until the first guest arrived
>>217771628ate the bottle? I think you could start by plucking the shards out of his mouth!
>>217771666alri satan
>>217771635Its got garlic in it
>>217771659Does she have any hot wine aunt friends
>>217771628I am not qualified to give advice on this matter
>>217771578>*skyrim music plays faintly in background*that's me
>>217771683What caste is heHe seems kind of dumb and smart at the same time
I clips of urban warfare but not current wars because that's depressing
spicy food doesn't work on chickens so you can feed them hot peppers and it turns their eggs a nice rich color. not harmful to chicken. stay tuned in to /cum/ to learn more fun facts about birds
>>217771631corr why thwre tungues out
>>217771684not in my opinion, no
The key to making a good ravioli sauce is to sweat all your vegetables in avocado oil with the meat and then adding a stock cube of whatever meat you decide then once that has produced its own sauce you can then add a premade vodka sauce of good character. You've must cook this for about 15 to 25 minutes
Well dogberg is going to have to cope the vet in town is closed on weekends and the emergency vet is an hour away
>>217771702Gamer
>>217771736He'll probably be fine but will have diarrhea
>>217771673hes the GOAT
>>217771717that chicken looks like he did 20 years in the pen
>>217771673Absurd shoes
>>217771736He'll throw it up but it'll be very very messy
God this is tragic
Sometimes you gotta beat up the pussy
>>217771785This is what homeless fent heads in LA look like to the rest of America
>>217771792I don't think I have it in me to beat up Jason
>>217771792ummmits beat the pussy upbeat the pussy up beat the pussy upbeat the pussy up beat the pussy upbeat the pussy up beat the pussy upIMMA BEATTHATPUSSYUP
You guys never talk about Delaware
Thank you Nazistan :)
>>217771830It's a shithole
>>217771792sometimes bussy has to replace pussy
>>217771702looks and acts like a typical dalit
>>217771830It's like liberal Canada therefore there's nothing nice to say about it
>>217771830why does it even exist in 2025
1h mace, heavy armour, restoration spellsname a better combo
>>217771751he's a golden eagle. he would take great offense to that if you spoke that aloud in earshot. many highbirds such as eagles and hawks don't like being referred to as a chicken. that offence is on par with calling a raven or crow a pigeon...
>>217771882>Name a better comboSex, pot and a Miller High Life preferably in reverse order
>>217771904I can't cum when I'm high
I could beat the shit out of any bird even a cassowary or an ostrich. Even an emperor penguin in a pool and I'm not even bragging. One slap and it's done.
>>217771942I'd just shoot em.
>>217771936What about when sober?
>>217771942The cassowary would probably disembowel you
love that fing where werner herzog narrating about the penguin going mental in antarcticaone of great moments in film
You know you've hit rock bottom when you get banned from Spirit airlines https://youtu.be/wZ-t736aAHE?si=N-VDR-4obL_9ukMW
she still hasnt told her husband
>>217772006theyre actual dinosaurs innitlikedireect descendence
>>217772008>Zis Penguwin chose violence that day what an ungodly site
>>217772006In 300 years of recorded history cassowaries have killed one elderly man who was asleep and an 11 year old girl. They're a total meme.
>Jason enters the threadhttps://youtu.be/2B2gKcLkygI?si=highUjOxD8rI0M_Q&t=45
>>217772006I would fuckin RKO A CASSOWARY AND TEABAG ITS WIFE AFTER THE THREE COUNT BROTHER https://youtu.be/JcR4YsK6YwY?si=6Nw0xQTgXevuNOUb
chat, my dih lea
reminds me of you nerds, IF you could get a wife like him lmao
>cassowarythey run 30 mph and jump 5' in the air. what would more likely happen is you'd get attacked and suffer injury until the cassowary decides you've had enough and runs away. no death reported. there are worse things that can happen than death
Chuds and troons should lowkenuinely be friends
>>217772154Yeah okay but I got a .44 magnumhttps://youtu.be/rkas-NHQnsI?si=JWRZiVe2qC_PjWf3
>>217772166no thanks
>>217772153what's this guy up to
Gang weed-ahs
The female southern cassowary is the largest species and the heaviest one recorded was only 167 pounds high. They have fragile hollow bird bones and shitty inefficient bird meat. The only reason they ever hurt anyone is legally you aren't allowed to flip a cassowary's shit.
Watching sportsball
>>217772171>.44 magnumso now you're relying on a chemical reaction inside of a mechanical device to protect you from 'any bird'
>>217772154thats a freaking dinosaur man
>>217772175pumping his wife full of cum unlike the fags who mock him
>>217772175he died of course
>>217772251The game of skill is also a game of strength which is unfortunately downplayed by many
>>217772251I can't tell what's going on in this photo
>>217772221If you buy them dinner they’ll let you fuck their pussy
you ARE the leader of your friend group, right anon?
>>217772299yea i'm the leader of cum
>>217772303no you're not
mother in law and wife finally made up
men are so pretty. wish they were real. :/
The oldest person to graduate a grade school was 84
>>217772277a magpie pecking a woman in the eye as she records on her phone
i was passing through an intersection and the other mf went along after like 0.1 seconds. you want a kissy or what motherfucker?
>>217772299This image definitely caused some IRL friend groups to dissolve
Poo SealSpinny
>>217772322
>Yup sup God?
I hate driving and constantly have intrusive thoughts about crashing into things when I'm on the road, dreams too
watching anime
>>217772299>dyed blonde hair
Put it this way. Some of you I wouldn't bet on if you played a game of tic tac toe with a chicken. But I'm quite confident every one of you who isn't a thirteen year old troon is physically capable of grabbing a cassowary's long fragile neck and breaking it without much effort. They aren't hollywood velociraptors, they're goofy retarded birds. There is a reason that every bird that would be a credible thread to a healthy adult doesn't exist anymore.
they're singing
>Your field is weak like you.
>>217767998Why do mormons run it
Reading Hunter x Hunter
Is Jason the foidslop poster?
Drinking and driving being made illegal was an assault on freedom https://youtube.com/shorts/Fg9f4HmoxAw?si=wlovyHFAyj4PT9Tr
>>217772511how new r u
You look like this
Fairly obvious link I haven’t seen made explicitly: the private equity outfits buying up housing have a strong incentive to increase immigration. More people, the more expensive housing becomes. These firms aim at returns in short time frames - so they will want to do things like Biden did - throw the border wide open and let massive numbers come in.Something generally to keep an eye on.
so they are kissing now
>>217772556so is your gay dad and his boyfriend
you look like this
>>217769309anything with wheat is goyslop
>>217772601He cockmogs me
8/10
i really dont know what happened to me
>wait, how could you tell I was a communist..?
i’m so tired of being an autistic ugly freak man
>>217772720Looks max
>>217772720have you tried not doing that
>>217772681sounds like you might have memory problems.
one day I'm going to use turkey legs to make giant buffalo wingsone day
watching the doom movie
>>217772815there's a doom movie?!
>>217772841It's called Doom
Finna get something on the steam winter sale
how many irish and mexicans have been deported by ice?
>>217772904not enough
Drumpf had all the momentum in the world to kill leftism forever but he just had to go and fuck that little girl in the early 2000s and ruin everything
>>217772631You give the same score to all of them because they're all the same movie
This has been FactBunked by Pfizer Sheckelbaum as harmful disfinformation
>>217772947Nothing will happen, this country is completely cucked and won't arrest him
>>217772987I don't care if he's arrested, it wouldn't affect my life one bit, I just want the fags, drug addicts, niggers and migrants to go away
>>2177729470 evidence by the way
just realized that Drumpf = Trumpwhat's this all about?
>>217773004His behavior is evidence. Maybe he didn't fuck a kid but he's acting like he did >>217773005It's the original German version of his name o algo
schwarzenegger sounds like a slur
The word "retarded" is making a comeback
>>217772841yeah. i already have a question. they're getting all geared up, and saying stuff like "this is a code red". now we all know they end up shooting monsters, but what ostensibly do they think they're doing here before all the demons. i guess just a biohazard containment?
>>217773034not really
>>217773034arnold swarthy nigger
nevermind, they just explained it. pokey nipples lady.
Hey you, little guy Get over here for a second
me sniffing canadian femboy butt
>>217773036People only say it to you.
>>217773104LOOOOOOL freak is flying like santas reindeer rn
I don't even like beer but sometimes I'm in the mood for it
https://youtu.be/pVHbWHGVYaU
vaccines killvaccines poisonvaccines maim
the bbq i ate is really making me need to israel badly
>>217773015>His behavior is evidence.bait, I hope
There’s a Brazilian anon who occasionally makes a thread here where he’ll post a huge black cock with the text “SUCK IT TIMMYCEL” and I’m embarrassed to admit that it makes me laugh every time I see it. I literally laughed from just typing that out. I think it’s the sheer ridiculousness of the term “timmycel” written in such a harsh way that gets me.
Why are Germans on /int/ always so mad at us?
>>217773104fucking annihilated him kek
>>217773219>Are we still talking about Epstein?>Nobody cares about Epstein, only corrupt journalists care about Epstein, let's talk about how I'm helping the economy
Orangeman is acting sussy baka on the epstein files
I'm still on windows 10 without any sort of extended security updates
>>217773237Scuse me?
>>217773225We've bombed a lot of brown countries throughout the years and a lot of them went into Europe so you've got "Germans" on /int/ but they are actually brown Turkish dudes or Iraqi or whatever
>>217773249HEY LIL DONNIE I PISSED ALL OVER MYSELF HOW LIKE THEM APPLE YA NAZI PRICK
>>217773000Starting with you, I assume?
>>217773236>panics and changes the subjectsad
YO LIL DONNIE I JUST GOT GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY. WHY DONT YA TRY GRABBING ME BY THE PUSSY YA SEXIST FREAK
>>217773272zamn i need some sleep i made so many errors in this post
N
YO LIL DONNIE I JUST CHEATED ON MY BLACK WIFE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT YOU WOMANIZING FREAK
Just fucked my own ass
>>217773268Turks have nothing to complain about. Most of them are degenerate tr00n fucking alcoholics
YO LIL DONNIE I JUST LET THIS BROWN SLAVE TRAFFICKING GANGBANGER IMPREGNANT MY WIFE SO HE COULD EXTEND HIS VISA. TRY DEPORTING HIM NOW YA EVIL SONOVABITCH
We need more patriots like Ron Perlman
>>217773407this but unironically
one year on hrt and i look like a boy. its ok tho
>>217773426post bunda
Been mostly a lay in bed and rot with catberg kind of day
I went to mass today and some girl was staring at me
>>217773374kek
Don’t say nigger please
>>217773437i mean mine isnt bad but i would rather have a prettier face instead :(
My mug is still stuck in mother fucking Jamaica I ordered on December 4th and now I'm starting to think I won't even have it by Christmas
Fuck.. uggghhhhh. Chat....my dih hurr
I'll have a mcdouble and a large diet coke
>>217773498let me be the judge of that. post the catbox
Them guitar distortion tones sounded real fart-y back then.Rolling Stones - Satisfaction? Sounds like literal farts.
Most classic rock sounds corny as shit
always thought it would be cool if birds could sleep in the bed with me. like a couple crows perched on my bed posts kinda like they are watching over me
>>217773689They'd poop in your bed
>>217773361what was it like?
>>217773600Damn...
I missed Lil Donnie posting lmfao
>>217773732Yo Lil Donnie...
it's not even 8 o'clock and I'm already really sleepy
>>217773751>Lil doggy dumdum, just coughed up a nasty wet hairball on the kitchen counter then climbed up the drapes like a fucking maniac right after. How do ya like them apples, ya dumb pooch?
Dogberg threw up the cholula finally, guess the little retard will be fine.
>>217770871>jacksepticeyeThis is the kinda post cummers make with e-celebs
Lowkirkentologicalockedinlowstate
Magikarp evolves into the powerful Gyarados
>>217773913bullshit
>>217773913Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
What aspect of Ai's programming causes it to randomly give the user completely false information it literally made up
>>217773958You know they never actually put a man on the moon
"...and his wife were captured by Cabin Creek and the woman was forced to watch as the Indians cut off, in succession, his ears, nose, thumbs, and penis before his misery was ended with a tomahawk blow between the eyes and his scalp lifted."
thought i lost my phone turns out i was holding it lol
I look like this
where can i find amateur porn
>>217774051Your mom's secret cabinet
>>217774051on your moms phone
>>217774017Based, fuck off back to poorope
not a fan of this new captcha
had bad anxiety today but i dont want to take pills
>>217773731says a lot, a whole lot…
>>217774101
>>217774101Try box breath5
AND LOVE IS A STRANGER WHO BECKON YOU ON
I have sensitive teeth
>>217774101whenever you get anxiety just ask yourself if the birds outside are always anxious or if the common beaver get anxious when he's controlling the water level in his creek. these animals aren't anxious, they just do what they're supposed to do
>>217774183they're anxious all the time nigga wtf you talking about
I’m supposed to play videogames but everything else gets in the way
>>217774183my anxiety only got bad because i had a panic attack last month sometimes i feel like im going crazy and it scares me
>>217774217Stop smoking weed
>>217774217picture a lot of black-capped chickadees landing on your head, on your shoulders, on your feet and on your ears and your anxiety will melt away. think of what they sound like, what their belly feathers feel like, what their feet feel like, &tc
>>217774075absolutely gutted him with that one
>>217774291wish a black would cap you
>>217774288I only did weed 1 time and had a bad trip
>>217774308you're brown
19 is a grown ahh man btw
whats up ma niggers
>>217774387whats goody
>>217774101pills can help but there is a nasty long term problem. i took cymbalta to manage my ocd for many years. it smoothed off the edges and allowed me to function, more or less. the problem over long term was that put me in a state where i slowly allowed a sort of drug induced apathy to ruin my life. i let things go for a decade, finally got off the drugs, and realized how much work it was going to be to fix everything. i still haven't repaired all the damage five years later.
jakd of but did dopamine was weak
Ariana Grande hosts SNL tonight
is there anyway to get shit off my mind?I keep obsessing over random shit
>>217772697Jean paul sartre doesn't deserve this
>>217774466I wish I could Eternal Sunshine myself
I remember the first time I heard of Sartre it was a little jewish sociology professor in university. He'd brag about how he would read Sartre in the evenings in front of the fire, in hindsight it was the gayest fucking shit ever. Makes perfect sense though, given what he was.
CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER
this nigga listening to underbite rock
I went to a couple of parks in the rich part of town and everyone was a jew or russian
>>217774616Which city
>>217774628not saying but its in south florida
>>217774657West Palm beach or Fort Lauderdale? I know miami is full of rich latinos
>>217774630>>217774675Extreme cringe from boomer humor dad jokes but its porn
>>217774680already told you im not saying
hurry up and make a new thread
>>217774698So I'm rightalso this is an anonymous forum faggot
>>217774735you are wrong with both the cities you posted
>>217774782fuck you nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLQ9i8Xp5pU&list=RDMLQ9i8Xp5pU&start_radio=1
don’t make a new threadlet these posts marinate in the ‘log
>>217772600fucking DESTROYED kek
So this is how /cum/ dies
>>217775036/cum/ will live on inside your ass long after this thread expires
