imagine how epic it would've been if you got the GET in the OP
>>217777777
SIX SEVENNNNNN
I will never forgive moot for making this site.
*clears throat*Poo
poo bradley
Almost Christmas then
why are the glowies fabricating images in the epstein files?
>>217777776fucked it
failed miserablywp /brit/>>217777776kys>>217777766checked
any uneducated Reform man in?
>>217777804so the get was some frog's tedious blogpost, great
>>217777791>that fucked stare
>>217777825Greenchads bleeding the zog teet dry
>>217777863why are you posting houses, this is brit
glad nobody saw my failed get attemptphew haha would be a bit embarassing wouldn't it lads
>tedious blogpost>frognigger>redditflagger
How many days before christmas ?
is this the evolved female arse?
>>217777776looooolwe can't lose this yearplay the GOTY
If you don't have a British flag can you not post in the British general. Thanks
I look like that brazilian freak pretending to be a 37 year old that looks 17 except I look 25 and I'm actually 30
>>217777875osef, dégagepersonne te veut
Need to huff her VILE braps.
>>217777894sweet, ive got a british flag on mine <3
>>217777894i'm english thoughever
Lola Young makes my knob knoby and i aint into big gals
on the opioids again aren't i
>>217777894what if you have a british passport
>>217777920Yank tier post
>>217777920Druggy mong
opiodmong going on about opiates again
>>217777938leave him alone
>>217777920grim druggie freak
>>217777918shes a proper scruff, for a bpd mess of a woman to be attractive she cant afford to be a flabby mess
??
>>217777920i hope they make you feel better, you must have a hard life
>>217777920ignore them. enjoy your high
>>217777964always have a good laugh when your native fellas do their little dance before getting demolished in sports
3 minutes into bunning snags and chill and she gives you that abo stare
>>217777977>HAYAHobviously the Y innit
>>217777977What do you not understand about this
is this gay face
>>217777986feel there should be a kind of a "we might be able to win" thing before you do stuff like thisdoing this in front of lebron james and michael jordan-tier players isn't gonna do anything, they're just better
>>217777948>>217777958think i would have posted that if i were concerned about the predictable virgin opinions of neeks like you?have sex
lying to girls that i have a yacht and then blocking them after sleeping with them
Need Emma Watson to blast me with a smelly one.
*wraps a dog turd and puts it under the /brit/ Christmas tree for Mousey*
>>217778041hm yeah you must be up to your nuts in guts sat alone in your smelly incel bedroom in the middle of summer doing opioids
rorke leaving skid marks wherever he sitsleftypol licking them clean
>>217778065>>
>>217778059mad how accurate this post isyou're still a virgin thoughever
>>217778075Lost it when I was 14However I do have a girlfriend currently that I haven't shagged yet and it's been 2 weeks
>>217778047for me its lying about my job because i cant bring myself to admit i make money from youtube, even though i make 8-10k a month i know the average woman would get the ick at the idea of a bloke making money off youtube
sipping fizzy out of my Nietzsche mug
shagged her for 2 hours lads
>sipping fizzy out of my Nietzsche mug
>>217778091bizarre lie
>>217778089>having a mandatory waiting period before you can shagsounds like you're still 14
>>217778089raped by a teacher were you?
>>217778115no mandatory periodjust haven't got round to it have ishe's too fit i don't even think my cock would work
mad how kiwi women are supposedly the most promiscuous in the world
the get was frenchfeeling good
>>217777873pop the avatarflag off mate
>>217778029i think at this point it's more of a marketing gimmick, hence all the protections around responding to it, showing "proper" courtesy, etc
>>217778158god i wish i was gay
gf wanted to do the whole "Matching christmas pyjamas" thing, slapped her and told her i'm not doing that cringey shit lads
>>217778131bet they still wouldn't shag me
>>217778100how big was 'is dickis your arse aching
>>217778158
he has a point
Think my cock is getting smaller.
>>217778176doesn't really make sense considering he said HE shagged HER
do you reckon poofter couples get jealous if one of them has a cock that's significantly bigger than the other?
my bf cockmogs me :(
>>217778190Nah that's how top and bottom are decided
>>217778190ask your boyfriend
>>217778110cpm rates on finance videos are through the roof so you can make brainless cookie cutter content and rake in money without the need of a huge following, i upload twice a week and average ~40k within 48 hours on most uploads and it pays more money than channels 5x the size of mine purely due to the high cpm rates. believe the highest over all is currently real estate content, then finance and iirc third best cpm used to be toy openings
wonder what ancient egypt was like
>>217778189wtf you are right
>>217778190do you remember back in the day before we understood what homosexuality was and you'd always assume that one is the mommy and the other the daddy and it was during a time where you could ask them that to their face without getting cancelled i used to love when my dad would just crack that out of nowhere in some restaurant or wherever which one off you does the dishes loool
>>217778204not really. has a lot more to do with differences in the body
tonight's the night
>>217778257no it's not
>>217778248well the top and bottom dynamic is basically the same thing and it's perfectly PC to talk about
anyone remember white dog poo
Good morning team. Today is the winter solstice. Got toil soon
I want to taste her butt cheese.
>>217778279what's the difference between a nigger and dog shit?when dog shit gets old it turns white and stops stinking
>>217778290does your cock still work?
>>217778297bit racist mate
a bit of l4d2 methinks
id make a good husband but i deserve to suffer alone
>>217778305no duh ladno one who says something explicitly racist doesn't realise that they're being racist, and nor do they care, so it's a bit pointless to call them racist then innit?
racismlad getting philosophical
>>217778345first one was better
corr love shit zoomer memes me
today I will ask a colleague if her new bf does good rimjobs
>>217778357scream30 next year me
>>21777835727
>>217778357Canslad is turning 53 next year, ladNothing wrong with that
>>21777835735No wife, no kidsIt might actually be over
Woo Bleach TYBW final cour coming July next year get in there de lads
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces and trannies (same thing).
>>217778421Take it to /Britfeel/ you fat mong Anime is for shaggers
Never reply to me again you revolting freak.
shut up tilde you fucking retard
>>217778210gobbledegook to me mate, no idea about money stuff
watching australian lifeguard videos
am really grossed out by old women, can't see them without imagining their saggy boobs and wrinkly old fannies
chuntering a hearty poo nigger and a ho ho ho ding a ling ling wassail to you all good sirs
Gonna be the busiest Sunday of the year at ALDI fuck my life bet they will put me on self checkouts too where you have multiple people asking for you at a time because they fucked up the scales
>>217778405Have you tried Jujutsu Kaisen EW? Think you'd like it
Any dry january nigga in
Absolute unit
>>217778461Yep I've watched both series. I like it but I think it is a bit overrated. I gave season one a 7 and season two a 6 iirc.
>>217778457>works in retail>hates peoplelmao fucking mong go work for amazon or something you miserable dickhead
>>217778358agreed but all the mods and such are for 2
>>217778457I used to work at a supermarket and i skipped the 24 dec to go to the beach but went there anyway to buy alcohool (got fired some days later)hiyc? be hoest
>>217778381Alri 1996 lad
>>217778507didn't play any onlinethe sound design scared me shitless
>>217778525ri
>>217778485I don't mind working retail but the truth is the general public can be very rude and disrespectful to us.>>217778517I don't know what hiyc means and the nearest beach to me is probably Aberystwyth which is like an hour away
I have no idea if spaino is a legit tranny who's in his 40s and works in aldi and is fucked for his entire life or if he's just a 40 year old retard who larps as a tranny in aldiEither way, lads, my life is fantastic when compared to his.
>>217778436KAMATE KAMATE HAHHHH HAHHHHHHHH
>>217777721Me and willie in half sword beggar tier
>>217778532I was also born in 1996.>>217778551Fuck up fat boy you're a 53 year old disabled man who gets upset when people won't use the /Brit/ thread he made, larps as judge dredd on 4chan and is convinced everyone is Spaino
emma watson advertising perfume on tvshe's masking that poo smell. yank emma poster on suicide watch
>>217778579>fuck upErn, spaino, you sort of forgot to use basic English there, lad.Try again and this time, try without crying over the fact you're not me.
>Locals in Newport have asked for protections to be put in place after migrants camped nearby have eaten nearly all the Duck and Geese in Black Ash Park.
MONG FIGHT!
That's...some goy
>>217778564
>>217778579>Fuck up fat boy you're a 53 year old disabled man who gets upset when people won't use the /Brit/ thread he made, larps as judge dredd on 4chan and is convinced everyone is Spainolmao you're a nutjob bloke with a knicker fetish you absolute fuckwit hahahaha
>cansnonce is 52grim
>>217778613would be a good rebuttal if you didn't indulge it in parlement
Lads, I'm watning you, you all better fuck up!I'll tell my friends, the seagulls if you don't do it!
>>217778623
got the frasier on
never met the toilfus until they were all married with kids. why cant they get divorced already
>>217778626can foreigners stop talking about new zealand things when they have little to no understanding of, sweet, cheers
>>217778623wtf
>>21777862353, ladI was going to say 62 but felt like saying I'm a bit young x
>>217778646i'm not going anywhere
>>217778642its finished. channel only put it on early
>>217778654oh my days unc is older than my actual dad
>>217777721why didn't he try punching back?
spaki on a vpn pretending to be cansnonce
haha yeah imagine posting here in your 40s, 50s or beyond haha yeah haha pathetic couldn't be me hahahhahah lads
>>217778658
>>217778659it's 2025 unc things are on whenever i want them to be
>>217778675You have a wife and kids at least… RIGHT???
sacked tranny exposed
>>217778597They're eating the geese
>>217778686prefer not to say
>>217778700oh my days unc
>>217778685you should stick to the tv guide so you can maintain some semblance of structure in your life
we ain'tgoin nowherewe ain'tgoin nowherewe can't be stopped nowcos it's bad boyz 4 life
What do gays do when they hit 40+?
6 7 s
>>217778692Oi that's a fucking beautiful princess compared to spainospaino looks more like sloth in a wig I reckon
40yo here with wife and a kid been posting here for 18 years still enjoy the bants and thats that
>>217777448No, but they contained them in their republics
>>217778726
bro just replied to an hour old post
I thought like the oldest people here were like 32,33
mental how things i was bullied for as a kid are seen as cool now and people performatively do it to attract women
>>217778748skill issue
>>217778669he's old and washed
>>217778692>hi I'm Anon here is a list of everything that's wrong with mewhen did this become normal? I'm so fucking glad I never had any interest in twitter
>>217778757like?
zoomer on his 22nd birthday>i'm washed i'm unc now
>>217778757such as?
in bedx
huge throbbing dicks
Capitalism is a much bigger threat to the White race than communism is.This has been the case for literally all of the last 200 years, except for a brief period from 1917 to 1938.
swear it used to feel Christmassy by now Even Tesco don’t play Christmas music anymore
>>217778781corrr corrrr
1 hour into sinking VB and working heavy machinery and the foreman gives you this look in australian:
>>217778457why do the aldi checkouts have to manually do 30% off rather than using a sticker?
>>217778748ktim
I turn 36 next yearit not right
>>217778757was never the case mate, it's just because chad is doing it>paining warhammer modelsWhen you do it it's a VF hobby, when chad does it he's a bit nerdy teeheeso on and so forth
>>217778792
>>217778775>>217778767making music, reading books, drinking foreign teas
>>217778786white culture being eroded more each year
>>217778799dont know why but something about a 35 year old bloke sat on his computer sunday morning posting pictures of sad cats is very funny to me
so old I forget how old I am
>>217778784modern countries give socialism to the rich but rugged indivualism for the poor. It will be like this until WW3
>>217778786was in tesco yesterday and they had slade on
>>217778774ktim in 2 months
>>217778802dont know anything about warhammer mate, im not a freak
>>217778819what's even sadder is I'm phoneposting and I'm heading off to work in about an hour
>>217778832imagine if instead of 'you' it said 'poo'
>>217778828was an example you nonce, there was never a "time" it was popular and wasn't, it was always who's doing it
Eid will be the biggest holiday celebration in this country by 2030
>>217778825Well mine doesn’t
>>217778837grow up
>>217778835it not right
>>217778842why are you calling me a nonce because i dont like your little dolls, grow up VPN freak
Six days until my trip to Ashgabat lads
silent fartholy fartquieter than squeakerssmellier than stinkerscan you hear it from diarrhea mountaindancing around the poo fountain
>>217778845I look forward to Muslims having their shite sanitised and secularised and commercialised
>>217778845Pack it in rorke
>>217778865gonna shag any of the local ladies?
get the non-British blogposts posted
>>217778865off to hong kong me
>>217778865Really?Neat
>>217778799>I turn 36 next year>it not right
Leftypol teaching his kids how to slaughter a goat for EidRorke saying "happy holidays" and refusing to say "Astagfirullah Eid has come" like everyone else
>>217778865I'm buying tickets for my Balkan trip tomorrow, gonna fly to Sarajevo on June 18th
>>217778865rorke going on weird holidays just to avoid black people
cor, imagine a world where all the religious nutters were gone. very little war, no capitalism, no billionaires, no governments cor cooooooor
getting upx
umotter x
>>217778816I would have ktim'd but I know now you weren't being serious. :(
>>217778902>Rorke saying "happy holidays"You are banned from using this gimmick, mong
mad how anons from lebanon are called lebanon anons
>>217778887It's actually illegal I think>>217778905...yh
>>217778902Worst Rorkepost since that idiot who said Rorke hates Churchill
>>217778922"lebanons"
>>217778893Why would you post this image that is very firmly not the vibe of Hong Kong with this post? Baffling behaviour
>>217778914cramming my willy up his little cloaca
>>217778917i was being serious lad
Was the frogposter a complete and utter idiot?
>>217778799going to be 32 myself>>217778819dont worry mate, one day it'll be youone day you're thinking how young and fit you arethe next you are over 30 still posting on a mongolian basket weaving forum
reminder that there is one singular lone rorkeposter
>>217778941evil person
>>217778919>>217778930it was meant to be a joke about how in the future saying happy holidays will be considered rorkeMongs
Rorke's mum calling him down for the 5th time for christmas dinner but he's not yet done completing the expansion of the grossgermanic empire in hoi4
>>217778955Do you mean one poster who is rorke or one poster calling everyone rorke?
umpuppy x
>>217778936ive got mental heath x
>>217778945>making music, reading books, drinking foreign teasPeople have been doing these things for centuries. Literally centuries!
>>217778958lying twat
>>217778958No it wasn't you backpedaling cunt
>>217778972>>217778974Not him but you're both mongs
Might get the morning snackDo I want toast, cheese on toast or a non-toasted sammich of chese and crispsDecisions, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH8G-lBTUDYmental how kino Legend of the Galactic Heroes is
>>217778731sacked tranny isn't spaino you alcoholic pensioner
>>217779000oh its mid
>>217779000wondered where you'd gone off to LotGH lad
>>217779005spaino is used as an insult, spaino.
>>217778974>you backpedaling cuntme when im on the tandem with my mate and hes not putting in the effort
rorke pooingleftypol pooing
rorke staying up all night to catch father christmas in the act but got too sleepy like he does every year
>>217778957just call me otternonce. mousenonce's twin brother
>>217779021good post actually
>>217779014mindraped
rorkebug
Rorke in church celebrating the day god's son was born, praying for peace on earth and goodwill amongst men. Leftypol shitting in the street and slitting a goats throat for eid
>>217778949sex with anime girls
the leftypol symbol of unity: poo
>>217779027Sorry you got mindraped, spaino
>>217779011I never left
spainGOD did absolute numbers on this place
One of my mates is called rorke but it's spelled with a u like Rourke
he think hes snake!
velo pouch intunes ON
me? going to cook some sausages. that's right. soss for me. no soss for you.
>Searching for posts that contain ‘spaino’ and in ‘ie’. 436 results found.
alri de lads?
rorke being tradcath pretending christmas is more about the birth of christ than presents, but secretly hoping that mummy got him the steam gift card vouchers he asked forleftypol going to the soup kitchen for 3 minutes to get a selfie for insta before going back to daddy's mansion in the home counties
leftypol doing anything he can to avoid celebrating a traditional christmas (we're not doing gifts anymore, no turkey, no merry christmas)
as i stand here today cooking my eggs i am reminded of the age old aphorism 'a watched pot never boils'
>>217778865is that where you have to have a white car?
>>217779074ok for real how did dinosaurs fuck??
Last night I put my willy inside my wife's body
a watched egg never coagulates
>>217779064nicotine pouches are fucking grimdunno what's in them but I couldn't sleep for days when I was using them even though I had the weakest ones
>>217779097Wow what a coincidence so did I
>>217779064>>217779107weirdly I can handle the 50mg ones but the 60mg ones made me throw up within minutes.
>>217779097Your wife put her willy inside my body
>>217779097your wife, she is into a spot of... photogrophy? wink wink nudge nudge say no more
Cold wet and grey outAlas I need to go pick up some tinned tomatoes and some chewing gum
Does /brit/ have any zoomers or are we all just the same handful of millennials that never grew up?
>>217779097good grief
>>217779162I'm 26
new year's resolutions lads?Need to lose some weight me lads, why did god have to make food so tasty
>>217779156Same where I am. Can barely see 30 feet in front of me for the fog.
>>217779162*Raises paw* I'm 21
>>217779162I turned 18 today, this is my first ever post
>>217779162*raises paw* 26 here
>>217779156>those pathstoo good to walk on grass are ya? tarq cunt
>>217779192Stop copying me you disgusting nigger
>>217779176i bet youre a nice young man with a good tight arse
>>217779200i started *raises paw* before you were even a sperm in your dad's ballsack you little worm
That's the ceremonial morning cup of tea out of the way, now to get stuck into the booze
It's 10.30 in the morning
off to church
>>217779237Cringe
can you learn to drive at 32
thinking of exberg again lads, it's been 5 years, i hope she's well
>>217779254i sort of flip through my exes randomlylately though I've found myself thinking about one of them and forgetting which one it was
Ayy, ayy, ayyI got a condo in ManhattanBaby girl, what's happenin'? (What's happenin'?)You and your ass invitedSo go on and get to clappin' (clap)Go pop it for a playerPop, pop it for meTurn around and drop it for a player (drop it)Drop, drop it for me (drop it)I'll rent a beach house in Miami (-ami)Wake up with no jammies (nope)Lobster tail for dinner (yeah)Julio, serve that scampi (Julio!)You got it if you want itGot, got it if you want itSaid, you got it if you want itTake my wallet if you want it, nowJump in the CadillacGirl, let's put some miles on itAnything you wantJust to put a smile on itYou deserve it, baby, you deserve it allAnd I'm gonna give it to youGold jewelry shining so brightStrawberry champagne on iceLucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I likeLucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I likeSex by the fire at nightSilk sheets and diamonds all whiteLucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I likeLucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I likeI'm talkin' trips to Puerto Rico (bih)Say the word and we go (say it)You can be my freaka (brr)Girl, I'll be your fleekoMamacita, I will never make a promise that I can't keepI promise that your smile ain't gon' never leaveShopping sprees in Paris (oh)Everything 24 karats (uh)Take a look in that mirror (take a look)Now, tell me who's the fairest?Is it you? (Is it you?) Is it me? (Is it me?)Say it's us (say it's us) and I'll agree, babyJump in the CadillacGirl, let's put some miles on itAnything you wantJust to put a smile on itYou deserve it baby, you deserve it allAnd I'm gonna give it to youGold jewelry shining so brightStrawberry champagne on iceLucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I likeLucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I likeSex by the fire at nightSilk sheets and diamonds all white
>>217779253if you're brown they just hand you a license and a car
who the fuck gets on the booze at 10:30amthat's grim.
>>217779281It's not grim it's Christmas
>>217779284>>217779284>>217779284
don't have any exes me
