>>217779281
It's Christmas mate. Don't be a Scrooge

>>217779281
*raises fin*
hellooooo

sorry but drinking at 10:30am on any day other than christmas itself or boxing day is extremely grim. get a grip on your life.

One, two, one, two, three
Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (ooh)
Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (ooh)
Never had much faith in love or miracles (ooh)
Never wanna put my heart on the line (ooh)
But swimmin' in your water's something spiritual (ooh)
I'm born again every time you spend the night (ooh)
'Cause your sex takes me to paradise
Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise
And it shows
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven
For too long, for too long
Yeah, you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven
For too long, for too long, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (ooh)
Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (ooh)
You bring me to my knees, you make me testify (ooh)
You can make a sinner change his ways (ooh)
Open up your gates 'cause I can't wait to see the light (ooh)
And right there is where I wanna stay (ooh)
'Cause your sex takes me to paradise
Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise
And it shows
Yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven
For too long, for too long
Yeah, you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven
For too long, for too long, oh
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah
Can I just stay here?
Spend the rest of my days here?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah
Can I just stay here?
Spend the rest of my days here?
'Cause you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven
For too long, for too long
Yeah, you make me feel like
I've been locked out of heaven
For too long, for too long, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (ooh)
Oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (ooh)

>>217779284
Does Aldi really look like that now? Christ that is grim

stop with the fucking pouches and the vapes just smoke fags like a man or give it up completely
NOTHING more pathetic than seeing a grown man sucking on his strawberry flavoured vape

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aldi isnt british its german so you're a cuckold

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wahey

Leftypol sucking on a vape in the men's loo

Any owls, eagles, hawks, falcons, condors or vultures in?

never sat back and thought about how cool United Kingdom is as a name

Lazy Sunday

>>217779310
its one of them woke aldis where you have to pack your own bags

Have to manually spread my bum cheek to wipe my arsehole now

wonder how many rorke/leftypol posts have been a get

>>217779334
no mate, I reckon we've never had a true bird in this thread

why do movies always depict people hanging off ledges with just the hands like no one thinks how hard that is

>>217779386
Hamplanet alert

Rorkeypops and Leftypops enjoying their first Christmas together as a gay couple

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>>217779319

>>217779393
no. even fit people have to train for ages to do that

rorke and leftypol drawing eachother in secret santa

rorke buying leftypol a _____________

leftypol buying rorke a _____________

>>217779401
grow up

catberg singing in the dead of night

hehe cat cute

>>217779348
yeah actually i think youre right if i was a jf and saw that id think its pretty hardcore

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got frasier on

>>217779426
black dildo
black dildo

uk ‘drinking culture’ is so forced and cringe and blue pilled

>>217779452
rasheed

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>>217779430
i'm going to start using that expression more often

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Saw a lass jogging in ear muffs
Can't be comfortable

>>217779452
paki prick

So the main plane in Ace Combat 8 is gonna be the F-18? Weird. Why not the F-35?

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the lad here who posted about sensodyne toothpaste once
you were right

>>217779348
and the union flag is objectively the best looking flag of any nation

>>217779426
rorke buying leftypol his tranny meds
leftypol buying rorke his alex jones supplements

it's the holidays time to put aside our differences

>>217779430
heh

>>217779465
get a pic of her arse?

>>217779465
ever shag her?

>>217779474
What's that then

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>>217779445
QUITE STYLISH!

>>217779452
thats the way it is. you suffer all week and get hammered when you can. any more would be alcoholism, any less would be unbearable

sunday joggingmong still jogging despite all the scientific evidence that its bad for you and he fell for a 1980s marketing trick

>>217779459
>>217779466
it is complete performative bollocks though

carberg shitting the bed less than a week before christmas

I'm laying naked on the sofa, my bare arse against the cushion. I feel like I'm about to have diarrhea any second but I'm also way too hungover to get up.

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>>217779498

Nah, nah, nah
(Cake by the ocean)
Oh, no
See you walkin' 'round like it's a funeral
Not so serious girl, why those feet cold?
We just gettin' started, don't you tiptoe, tiptoe, ah
Waste time with a masterpiece, don't waste time with a masterpiece
You should be rollin' with me, you should be rollin' with me (ah-ah-ah)
You're a real-life fantasy, you're a real-life fantasy
But you're movin' so carefully, let's start livin' dangerously
Talk to me, baby
I'm going blind from this sweet, sweet craving, whoa-oh
Let's lose our minds and go crazy, crazy
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
Walk for me, baby
I'll be Diddy, you'll be Naomi, whoa-oh
Let's lose our minds and go crazy, crazy
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
Hot damn
See you lickin' frostin' from your own hands
Want another taste, I'm beggin', "Yes ma'am"
I'm tired of all this candy on the dry land, dry land, oh
Waste time with a masterpiece, don't waste time with a masterpiece
You should be rollin' with me, you should be rollin' with me (ah-ah-ah)
You're a real-life fantasy, you're a real-life fantasy
But you're movin' so carefully, let's start livin' dangerously (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Talk to me, baby
I'm going blind from this sweet, sweet craving, whoa-oh
Let's lose our minds and go crazy, crazy
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
Walk for me, baby
I'll be Diddy, you'll be Naomi, whoa-oh
Let's lose our minds and go crazy, crazy
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
(Ooh, ooh-ah)
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
(Ooh, ooh-ah)
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
So delicious
Talk to me, girl
Talk to me, baby
I'm going blind from this sweet, sweet craving, whoa-oh
Let's lose our minds and go crazy, crazy
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
Walk for me, baby
I'll be Diddy, you'll be Naomi, whoa-oh

>>217779519
only an isolated and mindbroken zoomer freak could come up with such nonsense. I can tell you have no friends

Zeidy buying himself a blow-up Katy for Christmas

>>217779253
I did it at the tender age of 29

>>217779536
I agree with him though. Break the conditioning and you'll see it's nonsense

saw a woman jogging with her fanny muff out

>>217779545
LOL then he'll have microwaved quorn for christmas dinner!

>>217779555
who is it performative for? I go to the pub with my friends to chat and relax with putting alcohol in to my bloodstream.

whats nonsense about it what else are you going to do sit around smoking hookah and drinking tea like those muslims do and be bored to tears?

theres always some extremely unfunny little sperg in here these days. spamming shite and nobody responding, might be a spambot. what kind of loser does this for free?

CAN'T STOP THE FEELING!
Song by

Justin Timberlake

Uh
Yeah
Uh
Yeah

I got this feeling inside my bones
It goes electric, wavy when I turn it on
All through my city, all through my home
We're flying up, no ceiling, when we in our zone

I got that sunshine in my pocket
Got that good soul in my feet
I feel that hot blood in my body when it drops (ooh)
I can't take my eyes up off it, moving so phenomenally
Room on lock, the way we rock it, so don't stop

Under the lights when everything goes
Nowhere to hide when I'm getting you close
When we move, well, you already know
So just imagine, just imagine, just imagine

Nothing I can see but you when you dance, dance, dance
Feeling good, good, creeping up on you
So just dance, dance, dance, come on
All those things I shouldn't do
But you dance, dance, dance
And ain't nobody leaving soon, so keep dancing

I can't stop the feeling
So just dance, dance, dance
I can't stop the feeling
So just dance, dance, dance, come on

Ooh, it's something magical
It's in the air, it's in my blood, it's rushing on (rushing on)
I don't need no reason, don't need control (don't need control)
I fly so high, no ceiling, when I'm in my zone

'Cause I got that sunshine in my pocket
Got that good soul in my feet
I feel that hot blood in my body when it drops (ooh)
I can't take my eyes up off it, moving so phenomenally
Room on lock the way we rock it, so don't stop

Under the lights when everything goes
Nowhere to hide when I'm getting you close
When we move, well, you already know
So just imagine, just imagine, just imagine

Nothing I can see but you when you dance, dance, dance
Feeling good, good, creeping up on you
So just dance, dance, dance, come on
All those things I shouldn't
But you dance, dance, dance
And ain't nobody leaving soon, so keep dancing

I can't stop the feeling
So just dance, dance, dance
I can't stop the feeling
So just dance, dance, dance
I can't stop the feeling
So just dance, dance, dance
I can't stop the feeling (yeah)

zoomerfreaks stuffing vapes down their gobs while smugly declaring how bad and addictive alcohol is for you

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>>217779530

neighbourhood catberg was a screeching this morning but when i looked outside there was no trace of the fickle creature
one can only imagine what devilish fiend must have been troubling the resident ‘berg

>>217779553
are there any white british instructors left?

your ancestors discovered the garden of eden and thought
>hmmm i think we’ll just stay in our rainswept shithole island and send all of the criminals to paradise

If you're bored to tears without sticking chemicals in your bloodstream then you're a very boring person

Get that fookin cooker on!

>>217779592
...yh
I go to sisha longue with my mates a few times a month

zoomerfreaks lecturing everybody on going to the pub as he sits in the dark with his vr headset on gooning to ASMR lolicon anime vampire tentacle rape porn

>>217779610
cute little mousey face on her. would shag her senseless

>>217779606
Is there anything more dehumanising than being fat? Deformed like a grotesque blob yet it’s due to your own gluttony rather than an uncontrollable illness.
>>217779618
Mine was a fat gay Australian so technically Anglo

>>217779618
the wvst has fvllen you see, so you can only learn by brown immigrants now

>>217779610
Like her outfit. Wish I had a fashion sense beyond jeans and a coat

>>217779657
was it easy to learn

>>217779620
its not the 90s anymore mate everybody knows australia is just as much a shit hole as this island

Feeling Frasierpilled

australians think an orange continent sized island full of indian cannibals and dangerous animals with no eh-con was paradise in 1700

Frasier fell off when Daphne and Niles got together

Ate my wifes pussy last night, which I always do, but this time I decided to keep eating after she had cum. She kept trying to push my head away but I grabbed hold of her thighs and kept my face buried in. I think she nearly passed out lol

>>217779665
bro thinks this is question time

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egg

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left my christmas shopping until today
off into london later and its gonna be rammed

next /brit/ meetup in the sisha longue instead of the pub?

starting watching Neon Genesis Evangelion and genuinely can't get the opening theme out of my head

>>217779601
x

>>217779684
ktim

i know lady cum is piss, but i don't mind it when it's sexual

>>217779683
i'll stop watching before that happens

>>217779702
Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare!

>>217779685
That's great, but can I get Zia Yusuf's thoughts on this?

when you're arguing with someone online and you click their forum profile to dig up some dirt on them and find a year old thread where they complained about ugly and short and will never have sex and you automatically win every argument even on unrelated topics

>>217779303
I'm having a festive stout while doing jobs about the house, get a grip of yourself leftypol

>>217779687
looks absolutely lush lad
a feast for a king x

>>217779620
meh australia stopped being comfy in the 90’s just like the UK.

>>217779702
they don't make 'em like they used to

>>217779684
Ummmm I think that's r*pe, lad

as a fat myself i am aware of how bad it is, but i have noticed there is a particular sub-section of the population that are obssessed with fat people. Like genuinely autistic about it and let it ruin their lives overthinking about fat people. I've seen some of these freaks have public mental breakdowns seeing fatties on the beach

got so much boxes in my room because the bins full and they don’t collect them till Friday fucking joke man probably won’t even come on Friday either since it’s Boxing Day

>>217779718
might make a 'dit account where i'm a gigachad and get in arguments, so when they look at my profile i automatically win

>>217779665
I learnt at 17 because my parents forced me to (didn’t want me becoming a helpless NEET but that didn’t work out well x) and took me about a year of weekly lessons but I didn’t go driving in my spare time at all. The hardest part is remembering the rules of the road like lanes and what signs mean. Driving itself is quite fun honestly but I treat it like Mario Kart and have crashed thrice and had multiple other close calls in four years on the road.

>>217779618
when i did drivers ed at 19 my instructor was a racist old lady who was happy that she had a white student
found it very uncomforting but now 10 years later i understand why

>>217779702
ive got the ojamajo doremi op stuck in my head cause of that jap on the darts

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>>217779703

>>217779694
Rorke is boycotting them

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rorkebug

>>217779685
sorry for making CONVERSATION lad
just trying to have a CHAT

wish my 4chan pass would hurry up and get unbanned, these captchas are driving me up the fucking wall

What web browser do you use now that Firefox has been compromised?

katy giggling with the cronem at the shisha lounge
meanwhile timmy's in the pub wondering where all the women are

>driving in 2025
massive waste of time and money

>>217779752
>you will never impregnate roz as a teenager

>>217779716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmJ5oBdJTXQ

>>217779745
i made sure to pin photos of my gym progress and also regularly post in swinger so they know i am jacked and have sex

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>>217779764
Brave

>>217779743
what are you on about? they come tomorrow

>>217779743
got around 40 wine bottles stuffed in my cupboard which ive been taking out one by one to the bins every week but i often drink two bottles of wine a week so the pile is getting bigger

>>217779764
brave

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Another sleepy Sunday
Dead town theory

>>217779764
Firefox

>ojamajo doremi
Genuine nonce shite. Give your head a wobble

MERCY

>eating for pleasure
EVIL
>sex for pleasure
corrrrrr

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>>217779787
good lad

I don't understand why Tadalafil isn't working. Guess I'll have to splash the cash on Viagra connect

>>217779793
based walk poster
keep up the good work

3rd cock from the bum

hi im back from my ban
did I miss anything fun

>>217779764
what happened with it? just switched from chrome to firefox

>>217779793
cardiff

>>217779793
Mental how the normgroids are everywhere when it's sunny and as soon as the cold hits they scatter to the winds

>>217779809
just in case this isn't escortmong, you need to be aroused with cialis. you can't just take it like viagra and expect an erection 30 minutes later.

>>217779821
its woke

>>217779820
i did a big poo everyone was impressed

Firefox? Is this 2009?

>>217779764
what happened with firefox?

Heatherpaedo scoffing a cocktail of pills and squirrel testicles just to get his 3in TWP up to half mast

I used microsoft edge me

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she cute

Migrate to London
Be unemployed
Life off welfare
Live in social housing
Spend time in your cousin's shisha lounge 24/7
Wear skinny black ripped jeans
Only wear black cheap fake leather jackets or black plastic bubbly ones
Spend all your money to lease brand new Mercedes AMG (this is a must)
Drive recklessly around town without a license
Only listen to nafri/turk/caribbean rap
Make sure you butcher the English language as much as possible with the worst accent ever


Voila, every white woman within 10 miles radius will be DRIPPING to fuck you

i think republicans were split between the side that says just run trump again and the side that were against didnt have a plan so they orchestrated the kirk assassination to give them a platform of post trump conservatism to run vance and erica as the all american power couple

>>217779771
every new year it becomes more and more necessary as people further out into the countryside for cheap rent and have to now drive everywhere

i hate it. i am planning on selling my 3 bed house for any old crappy flat in town so i don't have to drive to work 35 minutes each way.

any of you use opera browser?

>>217779840
how

>>217779829
doesnt sound that mental

>>217779865
going to see it on monday

>>217779853
luh heatherlad packin' di 9 incher
katy girl can't handle di s-curve

>>217779867
bitter parochial incel

>>217779867
you forgot the part about dealing drugs, breaking the law, and laundering all profits through your turkish barber or american candy shop

I use Librewolf on the PC
Brave on the mobular devices

>>217779877
I use it to wank since it has a VPN

15 minute cities sound fantastic

In fact, all these boomers going on about the "15 minute" conspiracy theory are also lamenting the good old days where they could walk to the high street to get food and clothes and....oh that sounds like a 15 minute city

>>217779877
i did circa 2008. it was truly the best browser then. most people don't know but many of the modern features we have in chrome and firefox were ripped from opera.

unfortunately it became useless around 2012 so switched to firefox. dunno what it's like now but switching costs are too high for me right now with all the plugins i have set up.

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ᶜᵃn ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ ᵒᵘᵗ

cant stop singing these charlie kirk songs as a vocal stim, someone in the office is going to catch me doing it soon

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>>217779888
saw it yesterday
really good filum, much better than 2

don't really go outside me

>>217779867
went to a shisha lounge the other night and it was pengers
they served booze but everyone was behaving themselves, could smoke indoors (naughty of them aha x), banging food like proper babs and such, had a fit belly dancer making the rounds too
came out having had a good feed and chat with the mates and enjoyed the show then woke up the next morning fresh as a daisy
reckon these arab lads have it figured out tbf

firefox is still the best browser

might drop the kids off at the pool in a bit

>>217779916
*poos down the hole*

Made a cheese toastie, lads.
Was delicious, like the cans.

Going to play a bit of Skyrim in about six hours after I get done modding it

>>217779877
i'm not pavarotti

>>217779873
Should have got a job closer to home then shouldnt you. I walk 1 hour to and from work each day. I walk past all the traffic and the carmongs in their wagecages beeping their horns and their sad frowning faces as they sit in the rat race like the mongs they are. Walking is true freedom

>>217779939
those arabs don't drink or serve alcohol that's why you only ever see mint tea in shisha lounges. you must have gone to a white one .

I need her back, bros

hi im back from my bum
did I miss anything fun

>>217779297
Uhm, Scrooge was the name of the scientist, you mean "Scrooge's monster"

>>217779925
is this a boy?

>>217779969
>>217779967
um

>>217779951
>Should have got a job closer to home then shouldnt you
you can only do this if your job is working at tesco or some other shite that's always there in a 1 mile radius

>>217779951
>>217779873
get an ebike, at least for when the weather's ok

mad how there are people on here right now posting from a website that has child porn on it all because they want to post under silly flags and bypass the captcha

>>217779962
most people there were brown and weren't drinking

>>217779776
sounds wrong

>>217779997
what

>>217779987
I dont live completely out in the sticks but across a suburban sprawl in the south hampshire area. Buses and trains are good

>pull up to my shithole terraced victorian era house in Sparkbrook in my white BMW 3 series with personalised numberplate 'PAK1 B055' | bought on finance with money from selling weed, after a trip to the barbers to get a fresh skin fade and my beard shaped
>open the boot and take out my Selfridges and Zara bags with the Stone Island jacket and Gucci trainers ! spent all my wages on
>open the door
>yell Salam to my Mom and 10 siblings, slap my little bro in the face for being cheeky bhenchod
>sit down on my leather sofa our uncle Assad gave us
> Spit out all my phlegm in the sink, then roll out the prayer mat
> Tuck into some leftover curry as I pretend to listen to my Mom telling me I'm a family failure for not training to be a doctor like my cousin Whaleed
> drive recklessly to the gym with boys Harnzy and Abbas, don't signal at junctions and tailgate every car in front whilst playing some dutty bangers on radio 1 xtra
>Perv at all the white girls at the gym (gorri bitches) and spend the entire session snapchatting myself tensing in the mirror
>Mention multiple times how all white girls are slags swear down all the kuti are checking me out (see the way she lookin at me she on me i swear bro)
>say "kusmeh bro" regularly in conversation
> go shisha lounge and a mixed grill later in the Mailbox, add a further 20 snapchats to my story
>drink brandy and whiskey with coke all night because I think I look hard (non-alcoholi tho enni)

/brit/ xmas 2024 was legit one of my fondest memories. good laugh, everyone was sound, even heathermong and belg for once.

this year it's not looking good. don't feel the atmosphere and everyone's already acting like a bellend.

jaw hurts from chewing for some reason. don't feel like i chewed more than usual recently no idea what's going on

>>217779970
Actually Scrooge was a monster

>>217780026
please see your family you autistic loser

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i hate cunts who wear this. office plankton wearing clothes for working class people. my culture is not your costume

>someone actually typed all that out

>>217780039
you don't come check in on /brit/ on xmas day? at least once? fucking casual lmao

>>217780026
sad cunt

*shits a poo at NZwog's head*

>>217780022
>Spit out all my phlegm in the sink,
Why do all pakis do this?

>>217780022
What, is your sofa next to the sink?

>>217780047
this photo looks like it was taken at the dead of night

https://youtu.be/yknbCwcMAyI?si=Twbw9hwBefRxCC98


LOVE IT when geese sound like can/Spyro the dragon soundtrack/really modern anco
I hope they play on this more next album. told Cammy winterman this at the haunt last night

>>217779916
omg chiikawa

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Holy shit I didn’t know it was that bad

>>217780073
genuinely one of the saddest posts of the year. see a therapist

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woke mob trying to ban a chinky Chinese

>>217779740
they are probably just worried that people like us are gonna eat all the food and leave everyone starving

>>217780048
kiwi post about:
nz []
himself [x]
australia []

>>217780100
/brit/ is 100x better than therapy

>>217780026
sometimes make a lego thing on christmas day and post progress pics here

>>217780093
>spyro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7uLGRume5A

utter kino

looking at colour images of nazi germany is the closest thing we will see to Ancient Rome

a rorke stands on the volgafront, and quietly hums this song
we lift up our song ever skyward
so all of the world may hear
that brave men will fight for their homeland
whether they curse us or cheer
for we are the ones who go forward
and the devil he laughs just like this:
ha ha ha ha ha ha!
we're fighting for Deutschland
we're fighting for Hitler
while we march the reds know no peace

>>217780100
>see a therapist
only roasties say this

>>217780026
do enjoy the odd drunken christmas day brit post

>>217780102
reckon this isn't true

>>217780047
evil bastards

>>217780100
>>217780074
imagine pretending to have so much of a social life you don't check /brit/ on christmas lmao

>>217780154
projection

Or perhaps he is wondering why you would shoot a man, before throwing him out a plane?

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>>217780106

diego's back from church i see

18 cans of Stella £9.50 at Morrisons so I am right on that
bought two packs

>>217780176
genuinely don't believe diego goes to church

>>217780164
i literally started this by talking about /brit/ on christmas you spastic i don't think you understand what that word means

>>217780180
It's 11 in the morning mate

want to watch this guys content but every time i try his face and accent piss me off too much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X035QqagO00

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It's called using scroll to pick images unlike others, T. You don't even need to type.

>>217780154
yeah im sure youre lmaoing in your smelly bedroom waiting for your magical /brit/ christmas which will be the highlight of your year. miserable bastard

>>217780201
Unbearable

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *plop*

tin lids outside shouting

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future mayor of London embarrassing himself yet again

>>217780196
yeah and you're psychologically projecting your sad little life on to other people

>>217780215
>miserable bastard
say the guy getting angry on 4chan on the sunday before christmas i'm sure you'll have a joyous week mate!

>>217780215
grow up

he's been absolutely bollocked for being such a shut-in loser haha

normoids have started using rent free in arguments which is a shame because its a hard counter

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>>217780173
bradley blooper

>>217780047
mental how my great grandpa was drafted into the heer and almost died at nowogrod
he only was in 3 battles and said that in the beginning they were marching forward for over a week with no enemy in sight
when he came back home the soviets were grabbing up people to work in the coalmines in kazakhstan so he hid in the basement for a year

>It's 11 in the morning mate
sick of these neeks shitting up /brit/

it's christmas diego can you not be a vile little urchin for a few days
ta

>>217780229
How so?

alcoholic shut-in freak having a meltdown nobody will be celebrating christmas on /brit/ with him hahahahahahaha

What do you lot do on Christmas?
Now that me and my siblings are all adults we all just sit around chatting
Not really that different than a regular family gathering, except there's a christmas tree
We don't do a big Christmas dinner anymore either because everyone (except me) has their own families

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rorke thinks a t shirt can identify as something
rorke proper thick sometimes

sir clit commander

>>217780289
grow up

The Woke Right is just as dangerous as the Woke Left.

>>217780283
spaki coded post

>>217780285
ever shag them up the arse?

>>217780285
christmas 2019 i spent by myself so i made a huge christmas dinner
then in the evening drank port and did ketamine and threw it all up

>>217780237
you certainly sound very angry for someone implying they will spend their christmas with family lmao

now he's hopped on the paedo botnet lmfao

>>217780264
>mental how my great grandpa was drafted into the heer and almost died at nowogrod

Army Group North was the safest for a German on the Eastern Front
Centre/South got wiped out several times

>>217780285
I make the big Christmas dinner and start drinking at about 11am.

>>217780225
kek
this is me :)

>>217780304
type shit ben shapiro says

putting smut on a usb and playing in front of nan on christmas day

>>217780319
thats you done mate

>>217780238
>>217780238
enjoy your big /brit/ christmas bash in your bedroom lad i hope its as enjoyable as you remember last years being. its not sad at all its totally normal!

>>217780311
yeah but that's more of a birthday activity in our family

>>217780315
ayyy my kind of day

rorke getting his daily dose of bollocks from remigration ruby and young bob on xitter

>>217780339
grow up mate

>>217780285
chatter, big scrannage, gift exchange, board games or something similar, then towards the night we just do what we feel like really

>>217780285
open presents then doss around while the women of the family prepare dinner, younger family members play with their new shit
eat dinner, get sloshed, play games, chat

>>217780351
grow up

>>217780285
Used to go to my family's but haven't spoken to them in 2 years because of a Christmas incident (and because they're cunts) so now I just drink and spend it with gfberg

that guy Xander in York is a massive leftie troll
quite like him desu

>>217780333
yeah i will, it's a good laugh sweaty

>>217780360
hes done you

shagged this girl who I didn't like and wasn't attracted to and it turns out I'd been talking to her sister who was SIGNIFICANTLY fitter and killed my chances with the sister
fucking terrible dogshit outcome lads, not built to be a shagger simple as

>>217780229
omar a coming

mate works in a hospital lab nothing exciting just doing tests on blood samples and that, was telling me they had a position open and hired this African darkie who is super qualified on paper like has the equivalent qualifications of a Masters degree in biochem except all his qualifications are from back in Africa and the problem is that the lad is thick as mince, quite obviously a clinical retard who cannot follow instruction and can barely read or write English. Now they're scrambling to try and get him sacked because he makes daily errors but he shows up on time so they're looking at 1-2 months before they can dot the i's and cross the Ts to get this mong sacked

you just wonder how much of this stuff goes on

>>217780377
you're an indian arent you

looks like the blog brothers are in

>>217780285
just spend it with my parents

>>217780357
Setting fire to the jul bock

>>217780385
All across the country in every NHS outlet that isn't in a tarq area

wish my arse was plugged and my cock getting wanked

>lets read some superchats
ah yes my favourite part of the video i really care what poopoopeepee2015 has to say in his shout out

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kino selection today

>>217780404
we're not savage pagan heathens in our household

>>217780387
no mate white as

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>>217780323
yeah its nothing compared to what happened in ukraine and southern russia
my grandma told me that their neighbours son was drafted into the kriegsmarine and died at sea, cant think of a worse way to go, probably burned alive or slowly drowned

>>217780415
grow up

>>217780411
by a nice girl?

im so hungover
yes i do have a social life and have sex, problem incel?

>>217780385
Its genuinely really difficult to get the sack in the nhs

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State of it

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>>217780373
i accept your concession

christmas is boring. they're needing to change it to something else. every year is too much

>>217780427
felt the need to post about it on 4chan thoughbeit which greatly drops your coolboy points

>>217780421
my great great uncle died when the japanese blew up a hospital ship off the coast of Australia. It was considered a war crime even back then but the Japanese were savages

>>217780406
I'd love to be a fly on the wall for some of the conversations between white NHS employees about these imported staff. You hear murmurs in comment sections online but no one can come out and say it outright or they risk being banned / having their comment deleted (in normie spaces).

need to score some poon but have no swag

Diversity is our strength!
>employs african and indian genuine retards as highly qualified doctors across the country

>>217780439
Once you have a family of your own it becomes a fun holiday

>>217780439
Reckon our economy would collapse without Christmas

sinks blocked showers blocked
bogs blocked
cant be arsed with it all

>>217780385
i went for a group job interview at asda or sports direct and a couple of the black guys there had certificates in engineering. it's either all fake or just insanely easy to get because the universities are corrupt and shit

I wonder how many trees there are in skyrim

>>217780485
but if it was every 4 years we would do it even bigger

fucking hate it on video games where you have to follow an npc and they walk so fucking slow

>>217780488
>group job interview
not worth it desu

>>217780501
probably multiple plonkers on youtube who've made quirky reddit-humoured videos on this exact topic

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err

>>217780426
yeah haha x

Rorke debating whether santa has anything to do with christ

the kinomatopgraphei for this morn'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbUwR2K0s9A

If we couldn't get "Christmas" food all year it would be better to be honest

im plonker

>>217780533
:/

>>217780574
>>217780574
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>>217780501
>>217780529
get the slop watched

>>217780533
leftypol silent on this one but insisting leanardo decaprio is a pedo

>>217780283
I'll be checking in every now and then between other things.
You? Done.

>>217779307
too mainstream