rorke's ma and da just wanna dance~ edish
>>217783757i just wanna dance ~
americans be like nooo i cant go to london i will get stabbed :P then go to their local supermarket where low IQ darkies and inbred mexicans walk around with fully loaded automatic rifles hanging off their shoulders
baby if you've got to go awayI don't think I could take the painwon't you stay another daystay now... stay now...stay now...
just did the dishes from last night
remember this https://youtu.be/xhqjfZnZmyI?t=152
right that's a My Little Pony banner at the top of my page is it?
>>217783793I have this similarly themed webm which you may enjoy.
had a dream stuntpegg was my girlfriend
>>217783809wtf i've got it too hahathe one with the butts book
>>217783825anime sex arse
>>217783829would love to watch the footy with her
>>217783852same
oh don't leave me alone like this...don't you say its the final kiss..won't you stay another day
>>217783810bizarre
>>217783833and now here comes the neek crying about tattoos
is left4dead 2 still worth playing? does anyone still play the multiplayer?
has there ever been a reenactment of the mayflower
>>217783871what was it
>>217783907dont know
>>217783907it's not fun any more
Palestinians are Semites too
>NOT EVEN 2:30 PM AND THE FUCK LIGHTS HAVE TO GO ONLads, I do not like this.
>>217783791story in the news a couple weeks back about an american couple who bumped into some darkie's pram on holiday in London and thought they were about to be turned into a drill lyric so the man immediately drew his illegal pepper spray, blasted the woman with her pram then he and his missus hopped the next flight back to america lolSky news have mercifully blurred the can of pepper spray in the man's hand, lest we see it and become upset
stuntpeng
>>217783947>>217783907woops
>>217783833I’m trying to learn British. I believe this is the proper moment to say “lovely jubblies”. Is that correct?
>>217783945screaming
Some girl I fucked for like a week straight just got engaged to some ridiculously rich guyIs it evil that I wanna get invited to the wedding and fuck her on her wedding day? Just because it sounds fun? Literally only last October (2024) she was sending me videos fingering herself saying my name, not gonna do anything with them as I know that's illegal, but stillThis little cu ck got a Christmas sweater with her name and face on it kek
>>217783921why?>>217783947in practice how does this affect servers? like for cs if there are 30k players online you'd never find a game with people of the same rank
>>217783956I knew a 1/4 korean girl totally white everywhere but still had the asian eyes sorta looked like this
Pre match dinner at home to Hartlepool at Braintree Town, £9.50 for Hot Dog & chips
>>217783375Got it through seatfrog for £22, London to Leeds to about 2h30>>217783400I did it on GWR earlier this year and it was shite got some crisps and water but LNER is definitely worth it
>>217783956same bird from this webm I occasionally use as a reaction image
>>217783981*knocks them on the floor*
>>217783993screaming
>>217783981Scran.This shit would be at least $20 in the US.
>>217784004where is teen and incest
>>217783981Vgh, this country isn't finished just yet
>>217784004trans propaganda i refuse to believe more people are watching tranny porn than big tits and big arse combined
someone jay that irish fool
>>217784004things i like off this list>transgender>milf>anal>mature>threesome>big tits>amateur>bbw>role play>latina
>>217784004>ebonyAll me
>>217784004last time i went on the hub there were tranny recs on the front page, promptly left
>>217783975If she has her head screwed on she'll wait until he's locked down with a kid before stepping out. Guaranteed 18 years of spousal gibs once you've got the kid.
>>217783982might be worth it then desuhate long train journeys
>where are you from then?>braintreeimagine that
>>217783757no way rorke's ma is this fitsuch a good dancer too
>>217784055yeah a kid, just not his kid looooooljoking btw
>>217784074is braintree next to aintree?
>>217784054that's demented, can't imagine normies stand for thatmaybe tiktok has replaced porn
doing the charleston
You can't grow brains on trees wtf
>>217784023During a past reddit AMA where the pornhub spokesperson takes questions about these yearly polls, it was revealed that the Most Viewed stats are actually everything after 'Teen'. So the number 1 spot is actually number 2 etc. Because if they don't remove the Teen viewing stats then the top category across all countries is Teen.Unironically.
>>217783981looks peng la'
fucking hate it when an ESL refers to a niche thing and you can't figure out what it is based on the potentially butchered pronunciation
>>217784046based. i particularly like michael stefano's ebony scenes.
>>217784037
>>217783975what is it with richfags and that kind of haircut, the "would have looked okay but a bit tryhard on a teenager 25 years ago, but now on a smug babyfaced 40-something"
funny how the porn industry is ran by jews
get the fit tranies posted
>>217784140why would that be funny
most of this thread can't triforce
Actually mental that the bloke who drove into the Liverpool title parade after having a menthol elf got 21 years despite not killing anyoneNot saying he shouldn't have got 21 years, more that justice in this country seems to wake up and punish properly when the perp is a white fellaIt's so two tier
>porn is le bad because it's run by Jews>*wanks to porn multiple times a day*
>>217784149tragedies make the bets comedies
>>217784148i dont want to doxx myself xx
big bits of onion in my chillinot little dice like big dice
>>217784170ktim
right well that's me off to make bacon cheese scranwich
>>217784185you gonna lash some brown sauce in thtere?
>>217784170Me, this is me!
CB got 23 years for waving a shotgun at a police carokay he also done a bunch of murders but those were other trials and he got lesser sentences for those ones
weighing up a spar run for booze
>>217784170ktimhooked on amateur bbc porn
Wish I was at the pub drinking pints
>>217784168oh yeah?^^^that's you told
>>217784220that's hate speech
>>217784220finally a good post
>>217784181UM x come to falmouth?
katy girl giggling in the shisha loungecronem gon' have fun with her tonite
>>217784004>lesbian and tranny up>milf downah hmm wonder why
>>217784237sure but who is fal? xx
>>217784238finally good post
might give dota2 another go, last time sunk about 800 hours into that pit of malice
cat miaowed aggressively at me so i pulled her tailshe wont be doing that again soon
a lot of people watching tranny porn aren't actually wanking they are doing summat else if you know what i mean
>>217784272LOL
>>217784273like they have it on in the background while cooking?
>>217784121you got any good give-away phrases you enjoy seeing in the wild?a subtle one I enjoy noticing is "all of the sudden"
>>217784270fucking neek
>>217784273they watch it while they eat to feel less lonely?
*miaows aggressively at you*
>Starmer will 'absolutely' still be PM next Christmas, insists Labour chair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=416OxjZtLhE
british malaya bussy
lol
can't believe brits are to blame for onlyfans
>>217784307mad how she looks twice her age
>>217784318in minecraft?
>>217784297it's a fun game
>>217784270>>217784330horseberg status?
>>217784329No in real life
err you can't post that
most people would be more comfortable shagging an 18 year old girl that looks 12 than a 12 year old girl that looks 18. thawlts?
well that's not smart to say is it
a christmas carol except instead of the ghosts of christmas past knocking at the door it's the posts of christmas past and you're getting interviewed under caution
>>217784368
might go and take a cheeky munch of Quorn and maybe wank my penis to some BBC?
sir ebenezer scrooge
>>217784374there's no such thing as a 12 year old who looks 18 mate
>>217784374including yourself in 'most people' are we you dirty paedophile
>>217784407UMMY
>>217784405there is seen one on tiktok>>217784405which one makes you the pedophile?
>>217784374
Is it actually true that if you go to a "football" game in the UK, the stadium serves all sorts of weird and creative foods? Here in the US it's basically the same over priced hotdogs and hamburgers at any stadium you go to.
>>217784324you're welcome
>>217783975Idk mate seems like they’re happy in love and you’re sat here seething making fantasies
>>217784427
16 is legal and i think that's just about right even though there are lots of fit 14,15 year olds who i would shag if it were legal what do you think lads
>>217784430dunno never been to a football stadium because i'm not 70 iq
he's bringing up shagging kids again but it's ok in his mind because it's hypothetical
>>217784446i think women are terrifying regardless of their age
>>217784453alri billy no mates
>>217784445Need this bradified
>>217784453>this question clearly isn't posed for people like me, but I also can't pass up an opportunity to let everyone know how much an edgy loner I am
Hate the lot of you
fuck it lets go into the single digits too
rattled the mongs with that one
watching Avatar 2sloppa
>>217784446UMMY
>>217784430idk i just buy Bovril
>>217784430Don’t know never been to UK
>>217784487wouldnt kick a na'vi out of bed
>>217784196..yh and ketchup
avatar is a movie about white men being violent, ruthless and aggressive and black people being crushed by them as innocent victims until the white man becomes one of the blacks and learns empathy (which he would never be able to have as a white man)
>>217784487that's pretty harsh I feelthe Avatar films get lumped in alongside capeslop because they're of the same era but I think it's unfair to say they're that level of slop. They're popcorn movies but they're not disrespecting the viewer. There's still artistry gone into them and they're still enjoyable.
>>217784522Actually it’s about humans vs blue aliens rorke
>>217784170"It's their fault that I don't have a girlfriend"
Was in the car with the gf in a car park at 8pm and the coppers just came by and shone their bright ass fucking lights into my car and had a good oggle at us and then went on and did it to the next car. What's up with that.
>>217784516Asari > Na'vi
fuck it. incelwalk
>>217784446haha yes very interestingGUARDS
state of our ladies
>>217784522it's native americans
>>217784353>horseberg status?Lovely lovely
>>217784430>these repliesChrist, I thought this was a simple question.Is this entire general just fucking losers who never go outside to actually participate in UK culture but still feel the need to complain about UK culture online for 10 hours a day?
Gonna go see avatar 3 soon I wonder if Jake Sully and Neytiri will save the day against Quaritch and narrowly escape with their lives again
>>217784522?they're blue not black
darkest day of the year today, midwinter we shall call it and celebrate
>>217784596yes mate
>>217784596Stop posting like you’re trying to get screenshot for someone’s greentext twitter page
>>217784552Making sure you're not abbos stealing a car
>>217784552Think it’s self explanatory
rorke getting compromised by mossad
going to water my plantsmy precious plant babies
>>217784685post em
another night another criminal in /brit/ that needs to face justice….
Feeling like Rorke is taking over my mind, assimilating me.....I am Rorke
>>217784689photographing things takes a part of their soul
>>217784661didn't realise abbos stealing cars was such a big problem
>>217784552new normal innit.can’t do anything without the state asking a few questions to make everything is in order
feel like there was a good 6 years without assasinations or terrorist attacks or even wars for that matter and everythings just popped off for some reason
bagels in the toaster
>>217784696looks kinda Kirky
Why are yanks posting in the middle of the day? Fuck off
going to tesco soon lads need to get my scran on as it will take 4/5 hours to cook and dont want to be eating at bedtime
>>217784709Checking for any sort of malefactors misfits and ne’er-do-wells really
anyone got any juicy rumours they'd like to share?
>>217784764I let the dogs out
>>217784755I can’t find a job and have no friends so I post here to pass the time while I watch my shows and play my games
>>217784759 cooking for the wife and kids? good lad
>>217784764Racismlad might not actually be a racist, pass it on
>>217784755make me, sweetheart <3
the botnet exists precisely because the moderation here is utter dogshite with bans handed out for petty shite while the worst spammers and avatarfaggots get a free pass from jannyin other words if you aren't using the botnet or ban evading in other ways you're basically sucking the jannys princesswand
Fine, I'll wank
>>217784522was just saying this down at the bar
Lads, do I want to do the toil in the office or home tomorrow?Need to pick up a few things I left in the toilbuilding before the Christmas eve, you see. But I'm alos a lazy cunt and don't want to go in
Ruby’s posh minge
>>217784782need her to put her boob in my mouth
Haven’t been banned in ages Don’t post retarded pedo shit you see
>>217784764Have you heard? That big galleon down at the Waterfront? Someone killed the captain! Right there on the ship!
>>217784815couldnt care less you tedious boring bore
>>217784815Leitrim?
>>217784552depends what kind of car park it is
>>217784796bro is crashing out lol
>>217784820i post ban-worthy stuff all the time and barely ever get bannedand then randomly get an "off topic" ban for nowt because i posted something that janny didnt like
remember to consume enough water so as to prevent kidney stones
5 siblings and none of them have put xmas flowers on mums grave heartless
>>217784796some cunt got my entire network rangebanned so i have no other choice but to post via proxies
>>217784859and tonsil stones where the tonsils calcify x
>>217784782nice pic
>>217784862ever shag her up the arse?
so i install this game and there's like 30 different modes but none seems to be the default or first one to try
>>217784862Here lies rorke's creps.
>>217784820got banned recently for joking about revealing personal information about a person who does not exist. You see, the jannies are braindead nonces
This nigga don’t got fiber home internet
hi im peeing
>>217784888theyre a bit battered tbf
>>217784862Bit weird to go specifically to put christmas flowers on her grave. Maybe around her birthday sure
>>217784885campaign you dumpass
rorke cheering for the RDA in avatar
>>217784885campaign. Also >L4D 1It's not 2011
>>217784829Yes but you cared enough to respond, lad. Which made me happy.>>217784840Doesn't exist. Inb Cork.
>>217784885are you fucking stupid
>>217784885>zoomer doesn’t know what a CAMPAIGN is
>>217784859Ahh why do our bodies need so much ffs
>>217784927get your eyes checked paddyit's l4d2 and all l4d content is in it
>>217784931>CorkYou working for apple?
>>217784916>Bit weird to go specifically to put christmas flowers on her grave.no it isn't, stupid mong
incel walk when the sun goes down, which won't be long considering its the solstice today
need to get my cooking and eating out of the way and then i'm going to cuddle up with the dog
get the young fitties posted
>>217784957thank you
>>217784970ERRRRRRRRRRRM
>>217784957is though isn't it
Offering up some sperm, milk, mixed berries, peanuts, and red meat up to the gods today at solstice
>>217784983
>>217784885mate...
Got some bad news lads.Diego is dead.Shot dead like a dog in the street.
>>217784916>>217784991>why would you put flowers on the grave of a lost family member on the family centered holiday where you are likely to miss them moststupid CUNT
>>217784955Why the fuck would I work in fruit?
>>217784917>>217784934>>217784932which campaign retard there's like 14 different ones and they're not in any orderalso SORRY i don't spend my life playing video games and can't figure this shit out the last game i played was zelda or ff in the 90s>>217784927l4d 2 i just got the screenshot from google
>>217785012you're so mad lmao
>>217785014>in fruitI said for apple not in apple you mong
>>217784970UM
>>217785001disgusting old nigger
>>217784997Ah nice they’ll love that
>>217785028UM UM UM
bro going to work in a piece of fruit lmao
>>217785028>fr fr gimme that dick 67
>>217785022your grave won't even have a headstone to lay flowers at
>>217785028>>217785077modes ban these men
Oh you work in Orange do you? Ever done a contract with Lemon? I prefer working in Pear, myselfFUCKING RETARDS
>>217785096made nobody laugh award
want to have sex with all left wing women
Lads. Four days until Crimbo and I'm swanning about in light sweatshirt weather with views like this. Unreal.
rattled
>>217785137Piss fucking off, retard.Nobody working in fruit is posting here
Aston Villa XI: Martínez; Cash, Lindelöf, Konsa, Maatsen; Onana, Kamara; McGinn, Tielemans, Rogers; Watkins.Man United XI: Lammens; Yoro, Heaven, Shaw; Dalot, Ugarte, Fernandes, Dorgu; Mount, Cunha; Šeško.
>>217785149alone?
>>217785096Made me exhale through my nose contradicting the other guys post award
yeah but why do they name tech stuff after fruiti can think of apple, orange, blackberry, raspberry pi
They had Irn Bru in the supermarket so I got some and damn that's good shit where have the scrotes been hiding it all this time
>>217785159amorim out
>>217785180gives technology an organic simple appeal to normgroids
>>217785149>picSo that's supposed to be impressive huh
>>217785175Nah with the missus unfortunately.
gggggggggggggrell
>>217785149yeah, doncaster's lovely at this time of year
>>217785028blimey thats a fat arse
Leeds will overtake Tottenham by the end of the season. SCREENSHOT THIS
>>217785221rorke killing another man and having a threesome simultaneously in the town square
>>217785225I was in Donny the other week but I wasn't exactly snapping shots. Have one of Gainsborough instead.
SNEEDS will overBAKE SHOTTENCUM, KLARC my BIRDS
Big Apple, 3AM
>>217783798I never do the dishes, I just buy new ones
>>217785271gaainsborough absolutely stinks for some reason
>>217784033porn addiction eventually leads down the AGP road
>>217785221horny bastard just had to carve those perky tits on there didn't he
>>217785295i dont get it what is the jeet filming on his phone
just boiled some water to make beef stock with
could easily fight a shark while swimming
today's scran sorted
>>217785368lush
phwoar
>>217785414>here's that 18 year old kid I was telling you about
The jews are alright in my book
>>217785431she's 21
bathing
>>217785393Nice lad
>>217785433saaaaar
>>217785433Yeah they’re alright
incelwalk laterbut first we yam
Mise en place A lovely chilli soon
>>217785525What's that meat
>>217785525is that bread or chicken
>>217785543>>217785547tofumother natures meat
>tofu
>>217785578actually manmade
>>217785591Will be tuning in to the new All Creatures
>actually manmade
feeling a little depressed
>>217785578freeze and defrost it for better texture
>>217783945>pepper spray>illegalwhy is it illegal lmao
>>217785664>>217785664>>217785664
The tofu is alright in my book
