Just found out Europeans don't use top sheets. What the fuck.
>>217784785I don't use one either, unless I'm using it instead of a blanket
>>217784785HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICANS
>>217784785They're subhumans. Exhibit A: >>217784884
>>217784785I think we do, but I'm not sure if top sheet corresponds to what I'm thinking of. I don't sleep directly on the mattress at least, there's a sheet on top that I change daily
>>217784785I do this
>>217784785>a sheet on your sheetfor what purpose?
>>217784785I was forced to use one after my mum chucked my old matress because i didnt shower for like 5 months
>>217784785Lol, they are too poor to afford double sheets
I WANT A SHEET ON TE BED
>>217784982>I don't sleep directly on the mattress at least, there's a sheet on topThat's the fitted sheet. The top sheet is between you and the heavy blanket so your disgusting body doesn't foul it up.
>>217785010It's a layer between you and the comforter that's easier to wash than the comforter.
>>217785184I don't use a fitted sheet
>>217784785It's useful if you often shart your bed otherwise it's just another reason to be lazy and not watch your fitted sheet every two weeks as Dog intended
>>217784785France has them.
>>217785266You sleep under the top sheet not on it.
Of course we do? What are you talking about?
>>217785266That's not what they're used for, stupid. Also most Americans don't actually care if a bit of poop gets on our beds. It's a tiny bit of shit, who cares?
>>217785485>Also most Americans don't actually care if a bit of poop gets on our beds. It's a tiny bit of shit, who cares?
>>217785184Wash your blanket, stinky
I have a mattress protector does that count?it goes below the fitted sheet
>>217784982>there's a sheet on top that I change dailyDo you sweat buckets or what?
>>217785496>mfw Europeans are gonna start pretending that they've never had a bit of poop on their beds beforeSo what happens when you guys fart in your sleep? literally 0 poop comes out when you're sleeping? bullshit. It happens at least a handful of times a year for me and my family.
I have no idea what those are but I use much more linens in my bed
>>217785532bait post. nice try
>>217785523No I just like sleeping on clean sheets
>>217785532It happened only once
>>217785544>>217785496nta but I don't understand, does it really never happen to you guys? i've never shit out an entire log of course, that'd be insane, but every so often i'll leave a little brown spot. Might be from sleep farting, or just a hard to wipe spot. But it's not a big deal, the next morning you just wipe it down with a wet paper towel and go about your day.
>>217784785I use that. You might just be trash
>>217785560if you have normal skin the sheets only feel dirty after a week, and not even that. stop drinking so much pekka
>>217784785My grandparents use top sheets and it triggers my autism so much. It's the most annoying uncomfortable shit ever>>217785192ong cuh ths clld DUVET COVER u kn?
>>217785605i sincerely hope you are baiting and joking. that should never happen
>>217785605Their diets are better; I went to Europe for 3 months when I was in college, and i stopped sleep sharting completely, it was like a light switch. I wish I knew how to recreate the food I ate during that time; it was awesome.
that cant be true
>>217784785I don't get itI have 1 sheet covering my mattress, no clue what that "comforter" is. Is it for your shoes?
>>217784785this is the most first-world shit ever.
>>217785662>>217785605>>217785532>>217785707WTF so it's not normal for Europeans?? this has been a consistent problem since I was 12, I just thought everyone was like this.
>>217785184have you tried not sharting in your sheets instead?
>>217785717Again, it's their diets>>217785742it's not possible
Best murrica moment of the day
>>217784785Are you actually talking about duvet covers? In my cunt and sweden at least we do use a cloth bag that the blanket goes inside of
Mattress -> cotton mattress protector -> flat sheet tucked on to mattress -> top sheet tucked in to the bottom of the bed and 1' up each side -> wool blanket on top, tucked in at the bottom and 1' up each side (number of blankets and thickness dependent on temperature)Duvets are are for subhumans.
>americans shit their beds so often while asleep that they must have an extra bedsheet
>>217784785I sleep on a twin size tatami futon, it has a cover and I use a king size blanket on top of it.I don't think there's a single top sheet in the world that would properly fit it.
>>217785943you make your bed as if you're a 14th century peasant in a house with no heating
>>217784785We use bag-sheet which is like bag and you put the thick cover inside there so it stays clean longer and you mostly have to only wash the bag-sheet while the cover is washed rarelierly
I desperately need evros to know that most Americans are able to sleep without shitting their bed.
>>217785184Do you excreet hfcs and fat residue in your sleep? Holy shit
>>217785943Down mattress padFlannel sheetsDown comforter
I don't like sleeping naked. I find that I sweat more for some reason
>>217786018Again, it's just a tiny brown water stain that leaks near your butt. It's not gross, you just wipe it off with a towel. But it's easier if you have a cover so you can just throw it in the wash and not have to worry about it.
... Is this entire thread a shitpost>non-americans freaking out over a layer of fabric on a bed as if it's the most culture shocking thing in the history of mankind>non-americans taking bait and genuinely believing some guys literal shitpost about Americans shitting the bed>Americans freaking out about the lack of a piece of fabric as if its the most culture shocking thing in the history of mankind
>>217785972I'm a 20th century peasant in a house with no heating. I don't understand how people only sleep under a duvet, what do you do when you feel hot? What do you do in the summer? Half the year I only have a sheet covering me and the blanket folded down at my feel, 1/4 of the year I don't even pull the blanket fully up to my head; that's winter only. My bedroom is usually like 12-15c in winter and I try my very best to keep it under 20c in summer, desk top fan always on in summer btw.
>>217786054>But it's easier if you have a cover so you can just throw it in the wash and not have to worry about it.This, sometimes I don't even bother if it's just a tiny, tiny droplet, but it's so convenient having a cover you can just toss in the washer. I have several covers that I rotate through in case I'm too lazy.
>>217786054VPN off, Europoor!
not reading all that shit but some pathetic pussy linked this thread in /deutsch/ because he was too afraid to talk smack at you guys LOL>>217786080
>>217786084i'm lucky to live in the countryside with many trees around the house, so a lot of shade. and the sun mostly hits the roof so less heat comes through
>>217785972He's a brit. What did you expect?
>>217786077>Americans freaking out about the lack of a piece of fabric as if its the most culture shocking thing in the history of mankindIf your skin is in direct contact with the duvet then you have to wash it every week instead of once a year as God intended. It is an abominable way to live.
>>217785829>>217786006>washing a double-layer covering when you could just be washing a single-layer sheetWhy?
>>217786077I dont even know the culture and the vocabulary to discuss nor understand the whole thing, I watched OPs pic and dont know what those things are and what they do and when they are used and when not, so Im too dumb to be fooled by baits like this
>>217786870I dont know what that means
I found out some people don't wash their sheets every week and don't change them between washes
>>217786916People who shower in the morning do thatWhats the point of having super clean sheets if you shower in the morning? Such people dont need to change sheets more often than every 6-12 months
>>217784785>Just found out Europeans don't use top sheets.Where did you hear that
>>217786434>noooooo I have to add one extra thing to my laundry load!!!!!Who the fuck cares
The real question is how do you put your duvet cover onFor me, it's the burrito
>>217787674If you don't buy a duvet with a cover and immediately lose the cover within the first week and stuff it into the closet bare bones after winter is done, are you even a human?
Fuck beds, covers, duvets, civilization and shit
>>217785361You have 2 draps, one to sleep on, one to sleep under
>>217785184Your blanket doesn’t have a sheet around it that can be pulled off and washed?
>>217784982>dailyI don't change even my undies daily
>>217784785>>217785184>Americans genuinely do not know what a duvet cover is
>>217786037you sweat just as much, if not more with clothes,you dont notice because it gets wicked away onto the clothesalso, is cotton the only way to go to deal with sweat? i literally lose sleep due to heavy sweating i got a thinner blanket, but it's still poly trash
americans sleep with shoes on
>>217788591I've also heard they shit in their sleep and wipe it off in the morning
>>217788591That explains why they have to put their shoes in the freezer and microwave
>>217788203I will ask you the same thing I asked the Finn: why are you washing a bulky duvet cover and taking the trouble to work it on and off every week when you could just be washing a thin sheet and leaving your duvet cover clean?
>>217784785I put a weighted blanket on top of my duvet. My duvet is my top sheet.
europeans live in filth so ofc they don’t see a use for a top sheet.
>>217788951Damn lad how fucking cold is your room
>>217788983We just bother to take our shoes off instead of bringing all the filth from the outside and having dirty ass shoes on in bed.
There's a sheet between you and the blanket so the blanket doesn't get dirty.
>>217784785I don't know what that is
>>217784982If you mean pussilakana then that is duvet cover or comforter cover
>>217788879>bulky duvet cover>bulkyUhh, it's just a thin fabric thing?
>>217788879Do you also put a thin sheet on top of your pillow instead of using a pillow case?
>>217784785Says who? We do.
>>217785605This actually happened to me once. I had really bad diarrhea which was completely liquid and pressurized and for a few nights I sharted myself because I couldn't keep it down in my sleep despite shitting multiple times before bed. It was horrible.
>>217786084This is normal, the others are either baiting or they really just live in the future or something. Although I might stack multiple blankets or a duvet on top of the upper sheet. This is how normal people sleep aka how a bed is usually made. I picture faggots in completely temperature controlled houses might just use a bottom sheet and a duvet but I doubt their parents did that.
My current bastardized setup is a bare mattress with a wool/fake wool top sheet used as a fitted sheet, then a cotton duvet cover with a wool blanket inside as a top sheet, and then a duvet on top.
>>217792584The only anti-topsheeters ITT are Finns, clearly it has to do with whether or not you have nights hot enough to ditch the duvet
>>217792742Just sleeping on a stark white duvet with nothing else than the duvet seems completely disgusting and embarassing like a fake bed from google images or a sex in new york style movie where they are having sex scenes every ten minutes on white sterile beds I don't know I'd never ever.In summer we just sleep under the top sheet. Inbetween seasons we might use the top sheet and a wool blanket instead of a duvet, or a duvet cover with nothing inside.As I said I refuse to believe that western beds aren't all made the same, it's probably underage or autistic faggots unaware of how a bed is made, who just post about how they sleep and think it's normal.
>>217785184i do all that and then sleep with your shoes on????
>>217784785we didn't have those either when I was growing up, first time I saw one was when I bought a new pack of sheets a couple years ago.
>>217792584I've just used a duvet cover without the duvet if it gets hot
>>217784785What the fuck is all of this? I just have a sheet over a mattress.
>>217786870>washing a shirt when you could just be washing an apron
>>217784785>I want two sheet on the bed
>>217784785man I don't even have a bed
>fitted sheet>loose sheet over the mattress>a blanket to sleep under thats literally all you need
>>217784785there's the mattress itself, the mattress cover and the cover of a mattress cover how many fucking covers do you need man, it's hot enough as is
duvet cover > top sheet and wool blanketi thought only the italians of the 90s did the latter, shocking to see it's still around
>>217784785i do
>>217784785It's bizarre seeing this thread because I only just learned yesterday that Americans make their beds differently than we do in the UK (we just have a sheet on top of the mattress, and a duvet on top of that, which has a washable cover).I had no idea wtf a "topsheet" or a "comforter" was until yesterday.
While sleeping I have a sheet above the mattress and a blanket above me. During the day I put another sheet above the other sheet.To be honest I dont know why. It was supposed to be due to not get smelly from sweat but I'm not sure if it helps.I change them every 2 weeks or less.
>>217788879>duvet gets too warm>flip it over>now have cool side of the duvet>feels good manSimple as
Top é só o Pauno KUgos.
I don't ever put the top sheet on, I have a mattress pad and fitted sheet. I always just put the topsheet in the closet and forget about it. It's kind of an old timey thing.
>>217784785not true
>>217798100The thread clearly shows it's true for Nords
