LOVELY FUCKING BRITISH THREAD edish
>>217788234
>he's off his rocketme when i decided to stop eating arugula
>>217788265That's it, he's done it. The man has kicked the ball into the goal.
aluminUM was actually the original spelling courtesy of humphry davy himself
british nibbas be putting rocket in they salad oh my days hahahah
>>217788292haha!
A woman moved in down below and came up to my door one night and asked to use my Wi-Fi. She said the company hadn't been out to set hers up yetIt's been over a month and they are still using mine. Sometimes there are eight or more devices connected (like 2 phones and 2 laptops from my neighbor).I don't want to just change the password and create problems because I live here, but also I kind of feel like I'm being taken advantage of....
>Aston Willard
>>217788310such a beautiful womanchrist
heathermong please kill yourself, nobody will ever love or want you at any point now or in the future
yanks call grilling broiling and barbecuing grilling
>>217788303humphry davy crocket more like dirty yank bastard
>>217788234stop posting this pure angel on this cursed board
>>217788323change the network name to something passive aggressivethey'll get the hint
>>217788334brits calling convection ovens an air fryer
>>217788352You should actually click and watch it this time, lad
>>217788334you literally call an herb "rocket" fuck up
>>217788381do you mean an 'erb?
>an herbscreaming
leftypols new thing is calling anyone anti immigration brainwashed by russian propaganda
>>217788383ugly-souled slattern
remember that period of 6+ months when dozens of posters were adamant that a mysterious Belgian man who lived in Belgium chose to spend his days in the British general posting at times that corresponded with UK time zones, in English, dumping topical spam relating to Britain and that his posts appeared under a Belgian flag only stood to confirm this fact and he was called Zoidberg or somethingrather than, y'know, a british lad on the wind up selecting his flag from a drop down
>an herb
FUCKING SHITEI knew there was something go into the fucking toilbuilding for tomorrowNew SSD for me is arrivinghttps://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0CGQ4FJSVFUCKING SHITE
>>217788323Change the password and tell them you called support and they told you the internet was slow because too many devices were connected.
uhhh yeah can i get uhh broiled arugula
>>217788323MAC filtering
>launches wheelie bin at copper>he dodges>it has no effect!the fight continues
>>217788323yes, change itshould never have agreed to it unless they really introduced themselves in a big way, or were very upset that there was some emergency they needed internet for (and even then)
>>217788402screaming >>217788405yelling >>217788414yodelling
yanks also call pasta noodles lord know what they were thinking there
pencil crayonchesterfield serviette
>look for the jester of the group>can't find them>realise YOU are the jester of the group, the butt of the joke, the comic relief
NO TOIL TOMORROW
>>217788413he does it on /sp/ too
LIVERPOOL
>>217788413how many time zones do you think belgium is ahead of britain?
sometimes when i look on card payment locations it's very far away from where it really was
the massive uk-belgian time gap
might get noodle delivery
>>217788451do you call your chinese spicy flavoured water packet noodles pasta
>>217788408"patriotism" means paranoiac rejection of opposing viewpoints as foreign mind-control meant to undermine Our Democracy
>>217788383would
doomed... doomed... doomed...
cooked a stew and thought I put too much salt in but it turned out perfectdon't have to throw away a pot of stew luckily
there's a Chinese noodle place on walmgate that is elite ramen is stolen from the Chinese entirely
blud thinks belgium is in the middle of the pacific lmao
calling a cheese toastie a "grilled cheese"
FOURTH wank of the day completed. Just about fully drained the ol wilburg
>>217788381>an herbLMAO
*sets my clock to belgian time and goes to bed early*
>>217788558season in LAYERS
Britisher's be like 'it's a cockwomble cumhole'Americaners be like 'it's a condom'Irishers belike 'cans?'
>>217788468>t.
>>21778823447 chromosomes laterCouldn't decide for a bit if she was Downy or had a case of the Bristols.
>>217788558yanks call stews casseroles
>>217788573as if you dont say it like that too
>>217788572reckon i could get a few more out of you
>>217788371stop applying AI to this pure angel on this cursed board
you've done him
>>217788630WAHEEEEEY
>>217788558Stew tip: If you make a stew too salty putting some more potatoes or some kind of fat like butter/cream can fix that.
>>217788609get a load of this
>>217788619
>>217788625very nice body shape, almost ideal proportions, needs to exercise a bit more though i can see her getting flabby
>>217788602I look like this yes
>"Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking."
>>217788589imagine how good it would feel to let go inside a bird with this build thoughknowing your future children would be well fed for life with a steady supply of milk then presumably hearty stews and other meals she cooks up in a large pot
>>217788650Was that called Zapenkanka in your cunt?
>>217788310cute
asian womanwhite husbandstill seething don't get it
>>217788650yeah it sounds like that but nobody here thinks this is actual casserolethe name comes from the fact that you bake it
>>217788668we know
just belched very loudlybetter out than in i say
>>217788688amen brother
>>217788695zapiekankadrives me mad when i see it get translated to casserole on menus although it makes sense
>>217788680not funny
>>217788650that's an open faced sandwich
>>217788730
>>217788738it clearly says casserole
>>217788323You're a retard that does anything a woman wants. If you said no she'd have just gone to some other sucker. You. You are her sucker. Change the password no balls. She'll just find another sucker.
Tell them, I said something...
>>217788705its basically impossible to live as a minority without going mad
>>217788733That's odd, we call it Princess here lol
>>217788615such and expression is an herb off in my household
Every escort I've seen so far has had a tattooTwo had small wrist tattoosOne had a back tattooThe other had a big tattoo one by her left breastMakes you think
>>217788738>>217788794because you throw it in the oven to melt the cheese and in polish "zapiekanka" is both term for that shitty bread with cheese and mushrooms and a caserole becasue of the action of "zapiekać" in the oven both of them
no real reason not to share wifilike in my flat i can connect to like 20 different virgin lines, all of which are min. 200mbssurely we dont all need this much interneta couple of 2 gig lines would do us all fine
getting a knuckle sandwich for lunch
>>217788728>better out than in i sayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFnDWdUBi8yea...
>>217788818apart from the fact that it's your account so you'll be the one getting nicked if anyone does anything dodgy
>>217788770incel detected
>>217788730me when I remember that I harpooned the living model for prehistoric fertility goddess statues, and these 'average' women, though attractive, just aren't built to carry gallons of milk in their breasts and acres of bacon on their hips, no matter how well they're fed.
>>217788818you say that untill somebody hogs all the bandwith you want wifi? pay for it you leech
>>217788812makes me think tattoos are sex and also cool
>>217788818Communism
Think I might go for a 30 minute nap or a ten hour sleep
>>217788818of course you can connect to the virgin lines
>>217788812All zoomer slags have tattoos
>>217788888Poo
can't get on board with having a fat gf or shagging fat birds. I'm sure they're lovely people but it's not for me. I'll die a virgin before I settle for a fat woman.
>>217788865kek
woman at the pub yesterday kept going on about how handsome I am
>>217788877this explains how ukraine has pushed halfway to moscow
>>217788893>I'll die a virginSentenced finished, lad. The rest of it was pointless.
>>217788815Yeah Pekan or Zapekan/Peka means roasted/roasting here. >>217788852It's true, I bust faster when there's some meat on the bone (not fat) but built like that, there's nothing to hold on on skinny girls.
>>217788893
>>217788893We are not talking about fat, there's a BIG difference.
>>217788893it's not settling for most of us who shag the fatties; it's a preference. Different stroks for different cocks yeah?
>>217788943niggas as ugly as Kanye we say shit like this without ever looking in the mirror
>>217788911>I only read 95% of your post then stoppedmade me look a right fool
>manure
>>217788877SO SHOW ME HIS BODY!
not having a fat girl is my proudest accidental achievement that is totally undeserved
>>217788818this might come as a shock but you already share a higher bandwidth line with your neighbours and virgin has its own router in your building or neighbourhood that splits it up
>>217788937>hello let me tell you about all my mental illnesses
>>217788310clown mode
>>217788980That's not it.
>>217788874Of the ones I've seen, their ages were as follows:24 for the one with a large tattoo near her breast (Type B in your pic)27 for the one with a back tattoo28 and 33 for the ones with a small wrist tattoo
>>217788893don't worry you wouldn't fuck one anyway even if you wantedfat women have many options to choose from these days becasue of social media inflating their egos and the whole>thicc memeit's not 2010 where a fat girl would fuck you if you said hi to her
>>217788874I work with a zoomer girl who looks like Type B as well, she drives me mad with lust but she has a bf
>>217788893this is the trurhie they tried to erase from the Internet. up there with platolucky I have it saved
yanks be like an holocaust
>33 year old brassI don't partake so I assume this is just a price thing? As in a higher demand dictates a higher price and so a lower demand dictates a lower price?
>>217788906Noice
Rip
>>217789075https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJUtMEJdvqM
>>217788980I'd do her depending on how well the fat is stored in her assnothing worse than a fat girl with shit genetics
>>217788818>>217788992now i get it if you're talking about wi-fi pollution, but the newest standards don't really penetrate walls very well and have a lot of available channels to minimize interferencealso sharing wireless internet at the carrier level already exists, it's called cellular/5G
>>217788953Certain builds can carry fat well. The skinny birds would just wind up sagging everywhere if they put on two stone. The ones with skullcrushing thighs tend to be able to fluctuate quite a bit without anyone but the scale noticing... or it's "I lost five kilos, and it all came off my tits! What the fuck is this shit? I'm making beef wellington tonight, weight loss is a sham."
not a fan of these women being postedvastly prefer the female (male) variant
>>217789110my point is that we're all paying 30-odd quid a month for internet when we could all pal in together and pay a fiver each for the same thing
>>217789067factual and truealso apparent when fat people become prickly and abrasive in your presence when you're fit and healthy even though you're not unkind to them you're just stood there existing, being fit, and it's causing them to go completely mental inside their head
>>217789146ah right so you're one of them benders then
>‘Offensive’ Christmas song lyrics could be banned by Labour law the bloody woke has gone stark raving mad
>>217789103Shit genes are shit genes, regardless of how much pork lines the bones.
>>217789164Handsome
really though finns out of all people have no right to make fun of chinky eyes
grim that they charge tax on the full sale price. defeats the purpose of the promotion
>>217789171If gents weren't meant to be bent, why would it all rhyme?
>>217789185cute
>>217788609just woke upcasseroles and stews are two different things
>>217789185All women should be 2 meters tall
>>217789112Yep, it's the bone structure. Had a girl with big tits in high school and thick thighs and she thought she was fat, got skinny and started looking horrible.
nap time ladsor 12 hour sleep who knows
>>217789214>just woke uplittle sleepy fella
67
The cronem
>>217789222have to be up at 01:30AM tomorrow for my 4AM shift. Should be asleep right now but it's looking like a 7pm bedtime tonight
rorke trying to fit in but saying sixty seven
>>217789185based
>>217789164I would pet that kitten and kiss him right on his head...but then I'd clean his eyes. Does he lose his shit when you leave the room?
>>217789148no, because one or two people trying to watch a show at the same time would ruin it for everyone elsejust because you don't use all of the available bandwidth on average doesn't mean you never do
right then thats it just past 6it looms for the freaks
>>217789272why does it take you two and half hours to go to work
Thomas ‘Tom’ Cat of ‘Tom & Jerry’ prestige is spiritually Anglo.
>>217789319vito ahh gun
Remember Mousey?
people aren't still working now are they? It's Officially the holiday period. 22nd December on Monday, surely nobody is working right now except retail staff maybe. Time for relaxation until the new year.
>>217789304>perfidious, manipulative murder machines who just want snuggles and treatsAll cats are spiritually anglo... except siamese - they're 100% vietcong
first time i had sex back at uni it was a fat girl (probably 15 stones) and we were both drunk so didn't use a condomi still remember i was about to cum and didn't know what to do but it felt so good i just spaffed inside her lmao got extremely paranoid after thought she'd be pregnant or something but never saw her again and i'm hoping she took the morning after pill
>>217789343he was a GCHQ plant
>BREAKING: US Tanks have entered Baghdad, US Air Force strikes on crucial infrastructure
>>217789347work in industry, we're in until xmas eve
>>217789067she's got a tattoo thoughnot really practicing what you preach is it?
>>217789300I shower, shave, poo and all that as well as eating breakfast and then driving to work.
>>217789347sorry mate some of us have important jobs
>>217789343this dropped and is taking up all his time
>>217789360There's a wee Rorkre out there somewhere looking for his da
>>217789360>15 stonesThat's fat even for a man
>>217789319FOX...DIE?
>>217789364Serves them right for stealing American oilWe'll be next. We've been liposuctioning it right out of their asses, burying it in the sand in Alberta, and selling it back to them for decades now.
>>217789377i mean you do you i guess but i beg you to find some time saving efficiencies in the morning
>>217789387scrumbling
>BREAKING: Germany and Poland have been nuked. You are now dead.
>>217789343saw SirDumfries the other day shooting up behind B&M
any strategy gamers in?
>>217789347In till christmas eve, meDreading going into work tomorrow, but it'd be too obvious if I pulled a sickie now
>>217789278wide spread internet coverage must be the death knell of third world civilisational progresswhy would you ever do anything but doss around online all day if you lived in a shithole like this
>>217789387hooting his favourite topics combined
woman who weighs 6 stone
>>217789376yeah that does annoy me a bit I reckon she's had it removed by now I wouldn't shag her with that tattoo
>>217789431Me, but I have not played this one.
>>217789431too autistic for me but have just downloaded civ onto the deck for the chrissy break
fucking brother is staying with me for 2 weeks over christmas because he wants to rather than staying with mum. i cant stand him most of the time hes a boring cunt he just sits there. means i cant just live my usual life of laughing at stupid videos and wanking and drinking either i have to pretend to behave. wish hed fuck off
hehe funny
>>217789393When I was getting my ass kicked for a living, I'd have to cut to make it (just) under 15 stone.
>>217789411i'm quite obsessive about the stuff I 'need' to do before I leave for work. On mornings when I can't poo it annoys me so there's a 30 minute slot assigned to sitting on the toilet.besides that the only room for time saving is if I didn't shave or rather shaved the night before but it's not the same
>>217789436don't think they have bennies in the third world
>>217789278gaming computeranime junk absolute shitholehe's set for life basically
>>217789476yjk
>>217789463Once you fully master Civ mechanics you'll want Paradox Interactive mechanics.
>>217789469your house your rules. you scared he'll tell mummy?
>>217789476
>>217789469So watch stupid videos, drink, and wank with him. What sort of brother are you?
>>217789527me looking at a womans arse
>>217789469>usual life of laughing at stupid videos and wanking and drinkingthere's no way he doesn't already know about that and less way he even cares
>strategy gamers>hoi 3roaring
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHINGGGGGGGGGGG
ummy
>>217789491>On mornings when I can't poo it annoys me so there's a 30 minute slot assigned to sitting on the toilet.screaming
tired of pretending fast food isn't the best type of meal you can haveno matter what you do, a burger from McD will taste better than whatever shite you cooked
>>217788660sex
>>217789565HoI3 is by far the most complex Paradox game thoughever
>>217789476>bitch u ugly as hell what are you doing
>>217789527
>>217789558thoughts on future arse?4/10 in Moscow btw
>>217789597yeah top of the class in mong school great work keep it up
>>217789563i care i moved out at 22 to get away from the cunts mums an overbearing bitch and hes a boring virgin whos never had sex and has no life
favourite slipknot songg?
spaffing up a storm me
>>217789607the future's bright if we can all get arses like this
>>217789639the one that goes ahhhhh ohhhhh FUCK
>>217789644right up its eye?
>>217789586mc Donald's is completely flavourlessjust taste of salt and nothing else I have it three times last five years just grimthe breakfast is worse than prison food, in Bulgaria
Bought a nintendo switch lite the other week and so far I like it more than my laptop when it comes to playing games. Being able to play in bed without having to settle for shit phone games is comfy.
BeEeFlag - 24 Quorns
>>217789625Name games.
>>217789665their breakfast is the best though
>>217789671whats somee games youve been playing?
>>217789671yep, handhelds will always be good for thatstill play my 3DS in bed loads
>>217789671can't you use your laptop in bed
>>217789688based absolute spastic
>>217789671get kirby air riders if it’s switch 2 or kirby and the forgotten land if its normal switchget the kirbies in
>>217789586yes lad just been maccies had a double quarter pounder and it was mint plus they have this worldie in leggings running in and out delivering to cars so i got to stare at her arse for half an hour
braaaaaaaap
>>217789731>for half an hournot really fast food is it
>>217789639I push my fingers into my AsssssssssssssssIt's the only way That i can fuckin Cuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm
>>217789682double sausage and egg mcmuffinbreakfast wrap with brown saucehash brown
>>217789693Got katana zero the other day and it's been fun so far, kind of like hotline miami if it were a side scroller. >>217789717>still play my 3DS in bed loadsSaw these going for like £200 at cex, what's that all about? >>217789720The fans aren't good for your balls and using a mouse in bed is a bit dodgy. >>217789728>and the forgotten land if its normal switchIt's next on the list xenjoyed the demo
>>217789639YEAH I WANNA SLIT YOUR THROAT AND FUCK THE WOUND
Ummmmm, trumpbros? What do we do?
>>217789827do you remember mewalk into my mystery step inside and hold on for dear lifedun dun dun dun
>>217789806absolutely mad that this album was number 1 in the uk lmao
Posting here because I got banned from /pol/ because the JANNY TRANNY throws a hissy fit when I post cuckbait AS A JOKE
Remember when people were saying the government was gonna ban 4chan ahahaha what are we like
>>217789831MIGA
>>217789827so fucking cool i remember ordering the shadow game on xbox on ebay as my year 5 birthday treat and was buzzing everyday running out to my dad to see if it came. played it for about 1 hour before realising it was shit and never touching it again.
>>217781427only realised when i was watching that hte main character is called nora lol what are the chances>>217781457 what didnt you like
>>217789744these pics of women in these shorts honestly so disgusting. makes me question my sexuality not flattering. these shorts don't flatter the female figure, and I don't know why women think they do gym women are proper woman version of deanos
>>217789831obviously not a real photo
finished watching that Silicon Valley tv show. was alright, a bit reddit but generally fine. Went on a bit long as well
>>217789671what I enjoy about my switch lite is that you can just turn it on and it goes right into the gameI remember with my ps3 / ps4 you'd be sat there waiting 5+ minutes for menu after menu to fuck off before you could play your game
>>217789898and if you so much as glance in the direction of their arse you get blown up on tiktok/youtube
>>217789898I'm a coomer with no prefrontal cortex
I hate women but I also want a gf so bad
>>217789931yeah i liked silicon valley
An migrant named Emmanuel Chukwunedu from Niger has been sentenced to 6 months after he tried to kidnap a 2 year old in Dundee.
>>217789949part and parcel rorke. don't look back in anger x
Business idea: /retro/ for all things 90s and 2000s
>>217789947could have done without the last 2 seasons for me. I enjoyed the end though
>>217789831This man should be executed if it is found out he made a fake photo of the president to destroy democracy.
>>217789890Shit taste
watling street in roman britain
btw liking hoi3 is cool actually
>>217789934good games are any mario zelda or kirby, splatoon (if you have wifi), cuphead, any ports of games you likedont bother with any switch pokemon game theyre all shite >>217789980i was 10 and shadow was the coolest thingalso got sonic the hedgehog (2006) for my birthday that same year so wasn’t a good one
>>217789970He should be executed either way
>>217790011would love to walk it
should go to gym but don't feel like it today
Splatoon is for noncesCheck this guy's hard drive
>>217789890>played it for about 1 hour before realising it was shit and never touching it again.ktim but I feel this now with every game I buy
i will be good at bouldering one day
but why post that
>>217788323When I used the neighbors' wifi I paid them a couple euros month. That's fair.
This is the new normalThis is the new and better Britain
>>217790064
um
there's a youtube channel with this skinny nerd guy and he spends hours on stream building computers with his gf that has massive tits i've been fascinated by them
well that's a woman pooing shit out her arse
hello mami
>>217790103so this is um poster
>>217790103yikes feel less bad about just getting pissed up on a train listening to geese though I guess. minding my own business why is he wanking in open public? does he want to go to prison?
might play some hellblade senuas sacrifice
Tattoos are excellent for filtering women
>>217790117>pooing shit out her arselikely place for it to be
I wonder how he did it
>>217790143you really think wogs suffer any consequences for their actions these days
>>217790159she's fat mate they're not hard to get
British people be like>Just went to Hankelmorth to get Wallensbobeth with Shamersdors but then we also stopped for Hagelsworth with some nice Nickerbatter
>>217790159Fat cow
battering a nicker
Polish be like just stopped off at Lbrsjk for some kstowkska
>>217790159her face is too fat for her body literally a 2/10 in Siberia
had one of those deep fried mars bars oncewas alright to be fair
New>>217790201
>>217790159do the boobs talk?
>>217790200not a fan of nick fuentes fans?
Polish be like>just went to bydlogoszczkiewskiwicz to get hlordniki with borcznik but then we stopped for krzewzski with some nice piwo
>>217790159they're looksmatched
>>217790159
>>217788680you will lose
>>217788323You’re british. Shouldn’t you be allowed to just change the name to “Get your own wifi you cunts”
