Do you want to live in the English country side?
>>217791924all the towns from midsomer murders look very comfy so yes
>>217791969Please fuck our women
>>217792079Please let me in
>>217792079those aren't your women
Seems like the only good part of Ol Blighty left
I would like to, but I imagine they're very racist
Most UK countryside towns and villages are shitholes desu. Most of them are just like a handful of houses on a main street where everyone is a boomer and despite the pleniful amount of land they are all terraced or old as collieries town where there is very high rates of poverty and drug use
>>217794547Not true, I went to Frome once and it was really nice
>>217795589>MostThe key word from that other Anons post and you just ignored it...
nah.unless I had a girlfriend there and their parents were motivated to introduce some random guy to a small community that doesn't want to waste their time on some random guy.
>>217792079no
why not?i'll probably never live outside chile but that would be a gud destination
>>217791924https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=royymUiwItIOne day I walked the roads and crossed a field to goBy where the hounds ran hardAnd on the master raced behind the hunters chasedTo where the path was barredOne fine young lady's horseRefused the fence to clearI unlocked the gate but she did waitUntil the pack had disappearedCrop handle carved in bone, sat high upon a throneOf finest English leatherThe Queen of all the pack, this joker raised his hatAnd talked about the weatherAll should be warned aboutThis high born hunting girlShe took this simple man's downfall in handI raised the flag that she unfurledBoot leather flashingAnd spur necks the size of my thumbThis highborn hunterHad tastes as strange as they come, comeUnbridled passion, I took the bit in my teethHer standing over me on my knees underneath, underneathMy lady, be discreet, I must get to my feetAnd go back to the farmWhilst I appreciate you are no deviateI might do some harmI'm not inclined to acts refinedIf that's how it goesOh, high born hunting girlI'm just a normal low born so and soOh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Country slags are even worse than city slags
>>217797652Why? In what respects?
>>217799103They shove plant pots up their arses
They hate chinks like myself so no
>>217799392What do city slags shove up their arses ?
>>217791924nope, doesnt look like that anymore
Id eat faggots and wear tweed everyday if I lived in the west country
I lived a drafty old stone cottage that was 2 hours from the nearest town until I was 18Trust me you don't want to live in the english countryside
>>217791924It's where I grew up and I will return someday.
