So, are we gonna pilot some freakin' Evas or what? edition
scr
What is this aching in my heart?
got a big fat poo brewing I av
I did my time and I want out
“We did very little math,” Ransone recalled. “The strongest memory I have of the abuse was washing blood and feces out of my sheets after you left. I remember doing this as a 12 year old because I was too ashamed to tell anyone.”
Sad state of affairs
Been back home for four hours and already desperate to smoke a zoot Maybe it's time to take a "walk"
Escortlad checking inDidn't post about the meeting yesterday, did I? Well, it went great. She was a few years older than me but looked gorgeous, amazing blue eyes that made me melt and a very soothing voice. Young MILF type. She loved French kissing. I started out by giving her oral which made her cum hard after which she sucked me off and took my cum. We chatted for a bit, then we had sex with her on top. Didn't last long and I came again while kissing her, then we chatted for like another 15 minutes, we had a lot in common. Amazing hour.She was very complimentary towards my clothing, hair and eyes which was nice. She was basically begging me to be a regular of hers lol and gave me a big kiss when I was leaving, think I'll definitely see her again in January or February.
Time for another day of listening to schizos rant about the botnet
>which made her cum hardSomebody tell him
the fall of western civilisation is happening before our very eyes
>>217795003>I started out by giving her oralStop right there. You ate out a prossie?You might be the grimmest little wretch I've ever seenA few days before Christmas and all
>>217795052elaborate
the russian ACMP haremhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B08SVJzqLbMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiT4BA_mcrwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9kmenr3kR0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkC10k01-hQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32EtjJhne1w
Princes Road, Toxteth, 1900s and 2025With Princes Avenue to the left and Princes Boulevard down the middle. The church on the right has been empty for a long time and the roof fell in years ago
shant be watching any of those
>>217795095ok
Allerton Road, 1950s and 2025
>>217795095cars ruined cities
playing LOTRO
Da jooz
Wish I could just skip Christmas
>>217795123Oh, right on... *gay voice* oh Brittany he's WEIRD I hate him
sluts assemble
>eating out an escortdire, actually dire, utter runt tier behaviour, get a grip
>>217795167love big slobbery dogs like thisbet their breath STINKS
>>217795182i paid the money i'll do whatever i like assuming she consents
you arrive in the north
>>217795172um..hi
Escortlad you do know it's not real sex with a condomYou barely feel anything Hardly different from wanking desu
>>217795185Bizarre post
>>217795198*cleans the window*oh, it's worse
umbunny and umkitty alliance
Six seven on a merry rizzmas
in bed got the asmr onx
off to bedmight eat some cheese in it
>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].why isnt there a way to appeal this
>>217795198*goes back home*
Why did she do it?
mulling a cheeky bumwank
wife just sent this
Nelly Retardo
good morning lads
>>217795353nooooo my bugpod is trapped!
i'll be in Totnes tomorrow. if i see any of you fucking freaks there i'll be vaporising your jaw instantly
>>217795377morning mate x
>>217795317>not using the botnetlmao
>>217795317they are desperate for you to buy a pass, it's nonsense
>>217795353Very comfy inconvenience image and I might save it, I'll let you know
remembering all the povvo christmases I had
Gonna be really, really dark tonight. Longest night of the year...
>>217795414kys paedo enabler
Might stick my head in a vat of acid at work ahahaha x
>>217795353Black baby in there
>>217794736>your Eva is badass>yeah I know>too bad you're a pussy
looking at stuff on the internet
>>217795396its a 29 hour flight but i'll be sure to be there x>>217795400thanks mate. have the next 2 weeks off so hopefully my sleep schedule doesn't get too fucked up haha
I just realized how many of my favorite Onlyfans whores are British. You guys sure have some good sluts.
>>217795353Think I like new street lights more than old ones. Usually would go for warm colors but that's really nice looking.
>>217795478I'm stuff
>>217795478woke won't like that.
>>217795494UM x
I like Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz - Get Low, but I also like Flo Rida and T Pain - Low. But which one's better?
>People don't realize how few men even attempt to do combat sports lol it's not that hard to be decent at allIs this true?
nth for the baddiedem
>>217795492fucking HELL
>>217795478
fred mills sex arse
>>217795467you want some of this?
>>217795524too bad she's rubbish at sex
>>217795492good post
>>217795414>babies on spikes
I give off Rockstar Vibes
i remember when we just called "baddies" being a slag, when did it become normalised
>>217795492lush
>>217795478>>217795494nigel your girlfriend is awesome
fred dibnah sex arse
Princes Road and Princes Avenue, Toxteth, 1900s and 2025
>>217795598ok
>>217795544her goofy lengness overcomes
TOIL LOOMSONE LAST PUSH UNTIL CHRISTMASLET'S GO, TOILER NATION
no sex arses
Why's the jannard deleted that thenNo visible nipples or slits
>>2177954815% of british women are on onlyfans
>>217795635>>217795544>>217795524please stop posting this scammer>ordered personalized content from soogsx on 1/15>crickets>check-in a week later>excuses>check in week after that>excuses>total time awaiting delivery (2 minute video): 15 days>cost: $250 (yea, not cheap)>never received the content>also she tried to up the price to $700 after I already paidwhat did happen in those 15 days?>sent a ton of PPV>at least one a day ranging in price from $20-$40Subbing to her page is awful value. The sub gets you hardly anything and you get bombarded with an absurd amount of PPV's.I contacted OF support and they were not helpful. Disputed with CC. Don't care to use OF anymore after this. Lesson learned: I am an idiot.
Get the young British people on Universal Credit and PIPGet the third-worlders in to do all the jobs
>>217795649janny should be killed
>>217795543Buttnut
Hitler was right about the Jews
>>217795649too much arse
>>217795671A clue gained
>>217795696'ummy'
>there are people ITT that unironically subscribe to onlyfansutter disgrace, BEYOND vf behaviour
>>217795692What did he say?
>>217795671>giving money to onlyfans whoresstate of you
>>217795671>Disputed with CC.did you at least get the money back you massive gimp?
falling for a copypasta are we
It's over The nwo has already won
working tomorrow then im off on me travels x
>>2177956712.5D are still somewhat tainted, sorry lad
>>217795718they were bad for germany init
>>217795718"Ich nichten lichten"
>>217795718Get them away from the cities being bombed get them in holiday camps
>>217795643AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>217795030She was getting wet and jerked her legs, she didn't fake it unless she was very goodShe also said she loved that I gave her oral >>217795075Nothing wrong with it lad
>>217795729I got the $250 back but had spent approximately $2500 on her by that point and that all feels wasted now. Also got permanently banned from Onlyfans for disputing.
>>217795674Serves the traitor cunt right
My gfstein does absolutely nothing during sex. Just lies there moaning and gives me the occasional kiss. No blowjobs no handjobs just missionary doggy and the occasional ride (I still have to move she just squats)Honestly a warm fleshlight would do a better job
>>217795759Peter thank you
we here at /brit/ say rest in peace James Ransonewe miss you big mansomeone play last christmas by george michael
AI makes me want to kill myselfIt's all over the internet and TV nowBloody hate it
>>217795818ok
>>217795817he should've been more like trombley
bed sheets fucking stink
>>217795759presumably you mean 'Du wirktest anfangs echt cool, aber dann hast du dich zu sehr betrunken und immer wieder Grenzen überschritten, deshalb will ich dich nicht wiedersehen'?
a brutal lynching
Microwaving the fleshlight
>>217795777Actually there is something wrong with it becauseshe's a prostitute and you only did it to make her like you as if she was your gf and you need a fucking whore to think you're a considerate lover. None of this happened anyway so it doesnt matter
I’d munch Emma Watson’s dirty, pooey, unwiped arse.
gwarrn nimi
>>217795811my ex did the sameshe doesn't love you just puts up with you
>>217795182Why is it?The other lad on here who sees escorts does it>muh STDsThe risk of getting an STD from giving oral to a woman is miniscule, it is literally higher if you receive oral and cum in her moutn
That's 6 maybe 7 wanks today. Insatiable
>>217795854Why's her head so small in that picture
>>217795782well at least you can feel good knowing that your money has gone to the right place
the tip of my cock smells like roquefort cheese
>>217795867corrrrrrr bopdem
>the tip of my cock smells like roquefort cheese
>>217795867SIX SEVEEEEEN
>>217795858Yeah kinda know that alreadyBut she doesn't want to break upSo idk what to do
>>217795828cheer up ladit isn't all bad as it can be your therapist
You've gotta want it more than you want to breathe
gyaldemfreak is one of the most pathetic posters to ever stain this general.
i suffer
Sir slush puppy
>>217795853>she's a prostitute and you only did it to make her like youI actually enjoy giving oral. I like hearing women moan, grab my hair and I love it when they orgasm and jerk their legs.The one yesterday basically buried my face in her clit lol.I mean yeah if it makes them like me and want to see me again then I'm happy with that.
wonder what gimmicks there are in other generals
>>217795915don't really understand the gimmick eitherjust saying the same thing over and and over and posting the same wiggy sluts
>>217795915Gyaldemfreak = heathermong = zeidy (= 190 but none of you are ready for that truthnuke yet)
>Internet EXTREME Pro
>>217795791>british man voting for the most pro-british partynot a traitor is he
Take the thong outta ya bussy playa
>>217795912thirdies think this is profoundi'm not waiting 11 hours unpaid for a job
Stephen Hawking visited Epstein island numerous times.
>>217795912mad how this corporate-supremacist neo-feudal yank insanity 'ethic' is permeating this country through online faggotry too
>>217795950There's a mong in /ita/ who posts the same photo of anime feet over and over againHe's done it so much that it's one of the most posted images on the entire board
>>217795951not really even a gimmick is itjust a pathetic virgin who subscribes to onlyfans sluts and advertises them for free on here and /sp/
>>217795845dont use x but this is one of those ratios innit
That Doctor Who spinoff was shite in the end, wasn't it lads?
Escort mong is such a boring cunt l cant believe he's still trying with this gimmick. Dont think he even bothered to share any AW pics he could have got lots of material out of picking a munter and pretending she's beautiful.
>>217795956190 is dead and we killed him
>>217796010doctor what?
adjective well or healthy : not sick or injured
>>217795896sniff sniff
>>217795915tell the nurse where the 'dem hurt you?
>>217795964yawn
Listening to some YUKIKA - SOUL LADY currently
>>217795998back when getting a call meant someone died
>>217796010The war of Land and Sea? l dont watch DW didnt even know it was a spin off until they started talking about the Doctor and how casual everyone was with aliens existing
>>217796010sorry don't watch kids tellynot a nonce you see
dread to think how many crumbs are in my bed
>>217796055yeah that one
>>217796019What do you expect from spaedo
>>217795998that phone case takes me back, my dad had one but the phone was an ericsson
>>217796040why are you posting in /brit/ mate? why not post in /cym/ in your own language?
>>217795671mate......
i'm an americanyou're a sick asshole
>>217796065yeah that one
>>217796010yes the ending was really rushedgood thing he got to slay fish pussy though
>>217795981they raped him in his little chair
>>217795782MAAAAATTEEEE.........
will you eat?
EVERYPONY LISTEN UPLIDL VEG DOWN TO 5P
>>217796131don't eat veg as i'm not gay
>>217796104Natwest as soon as he got some fish pussy
>>217796131the war is coming so they want you stokcing up on vedgeput it in the freezer it'll go in soup when the nukes start falling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2jOVzrF_fs
>>217796151i'd abandon my grim black they/them child for some fish pussy too niggano child support payments in the ocean
>>217796078why did me not liking price rattle you so much
>>217796131you can't suffer in UK
Might head to ai studio and write another chapter of gooner fic before bed.
>>217796217sick bastards, those trannys
>>217795998had that exact phone in 2001
>>217796217really hate this
>>217796217leftypol mate...
>>217796150Bet your poos are hard as bricks
>hello BBC I have a great idea for a sci-fi show>okay lets make it shit for youand thats the story of every BBC sci-fi show in the 21st century
>>217796217'kin state
>>217796217cockmogs me
>>217796217Visible trooncockALERT THE JANNY
>>217796131>5 pence per kilo of brussel sprouts>meanwhile in the us it's £9 per kiloyou really can't suffer
>>217796217rorke's da
>>217796217not going to ikea anymore if some trannies been wiping his dirty arse all over the placewhat the hell is wrong with these freaks
>>217796217sick woman
>>217796282dire tattoos
>>217796295>his
>>217796284probably genetically modified freak shit you get there too
>>217796315CWLTSHC
>>217796284it's 5p per 100g
I WILL close my laptop in 7 minutes.I WILL read my new book before bed and go to sleep at a reasonable time
>>217796301>woman
>>217796217starting to think this lad might have a screw loose
>>217796366that's a woman
>>217796366all gays and trannies are a bit loopy if i'm honestgay men are the worst by far just because of bug chasing
This is the womfiest time for meHow about you lads?
>>217796282I hate tattoos on big tits so much...WHYYY
>>217796397reckon living in my mum's womb would have been 10/10 womfy
>>217796217trannies should all be killed
Every single gay man l've shagged has been obsessed with catching AIDs its weird
>>217796315thought this was Toneta
>>217796397around 2am for me when i wake up needing a sip of water x
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https://x.com/PaulMcCartney/status/796723111710298112omds paulimgaine if lennon had xitter too
>>217796430obsessed as in afraid of? or looking for it?
>>217796438Nice when you’re all groggy and that
>>217796374it's a crossdresser not a tranny
>>217796464love this cute lil grandma x
Joe Rogan Reacts To Andrew Wilson Absolutely Destroying Woke Liberal Feminist
>>217796491same thing you twat kys
>>217796464unc on that fenty fold
That's rorke done then
Need Emma Watson to have a shite in my gob.
Only rorke and actually trannies care about trannies these days
No, you listen, StephenStupid prickI'll do what I want, whether you want me to or not
>>217796537Leftypol drinking it
trying to decide what mechanical keyboard to get. thinking about the keychron k8
>>217796537>women are just defective menleftypol pretending that this is the progressive position to hold
Why isnt creepy old nonce Joe Biden in the epstien files?
>>217796564ktim at 8:48
Cody was being such a jerk today at soccer practice
>>217796595biden isn't a paedo
>>217796581nothing could possibly make my fanny drier than a man saying this omdsss
>>217796595He was too old
big fan of 'pilled lasses
>>217796595Not cool enough to get invited to the island
>>217796596hi nice to meet you
Pooing
God what a terrible fucking couple of threads we’ve had
>>217796638did i come recommended to you by some people?
>>217796564motorboat her tummy
>>217796621same tbqhlove the masks too
>>217796666um
time for a legally questionable oily wank :)
>>217796621she got famous due to homoerotic daydreamings by homosexual xitteroidsraise a clue
>>217796618your fanny should be dry mate. do you have anal leakage or something?
>>217796595you have to be important enough for israel to want to blackmail you for that and biden was braindead before he held any positions of power
>>217796666you germans sure are an inscrutable folk
well rorke?
>>217796714Great cope rorke
You lot think you're Tim but you're all actually Gareth
>>217796744all the brown people should be rounded up and killed
Reading /pol/ and it's weird knowing all the US and Canada flags are wogs now
>>217796791
>>217796621I keep wondering if this is someone i know
>>217796666Apparently it's becoming more popular
That girl is a real crowd pleaser~
>>217796744Make it cost effective for the middle class to have lots of babies
>>217796845doubt itwho said that
four quorns
>>217796832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGrgHTXxDj8
>>217794910ktim
gf says im pathetic for ordering most myclothes off uniqlo
amfC
you will not mention the racist barnyou will not mention the chemistry
someone gave me a 350g tub of kp dry roasted peanuts and i ate about half the jar throughout the day and now i cant shit
someone gave me a 350g tub of old floor tobacco
>>217796981Just get given a 350g tub of laxatives and scoff em
filtering every flag i see that isnt american british australian kiwi or irish
Need Emma Watson to fart while I fuck her.
cant sleep cos i had my afternoon tea too late
>>217796981used to be a big fan of them as they're the best out there but you can taste them all day and they bung you upKP definitely do the best chilli peanuts out there though and they have the best texture
vSSg kweO>lLH
>labour chairman refuses to rule out delaying the next electionum, leftypol?
>>217796940>>217797018what
>>217797014how much caffeine does british tea have i thought it was only like 30mg in a cup of tea
someone gave me 6 ounces of samuel gawith's full virginia flake
glod
/brit/, I.....
>>217797041200 mg
just ate a 3 day old cheese and mushroom omelette I never finishedhope I don't get food poisoning lmao
*lights the mouse signal*come in tobycome intoby do you read me?
>>217797087bs
>>217797093this will be you soon
>>217797093grim
they called him mouseyand he drove the fastest milk cart in the west
>>217797099he's gone, lad. He can't figure out the answers to the new captchas
>>217797099He's too low IQ to do the captchas I'm afraid
>>217792509>>217792509>>217792509
A mating press creampie of Emma Watson is just about the most pleasurable thing I can think of.
>>217797111i do double bagged tea and leave it steeping for 10 minutes
>>217797041500mg
>>217797120>>217797128it's not his fault!!
dogs are awfulvermin for dumb npcs
