ESLs write like dorks
At least it's not a Twitter screenshot...
>>217794743This is only true if they're actually dorks>studied grammar really hard>carefully avoid making any mistakesetc. nerd shit. Normal ESLs sound like ESLs because they fuck up constantly and don't know or care
>>217795213I would't know in a thousands of years what you are saying, perchance.
>>217795242Don't just add perchance to the end of a sentence
>>217795272sybau, ESL
>>217795242And what may be the problem, mayhaps?
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>>217794743It’s true
ESLs be like>how is it called?>how it feels?>how you say>I have 24 years old>what does it means?>most of americans speak poorly>I couldn't see him nor her>why did you said that?>I don't care about English language>I listened the song>I have fluency on English>my dog is in the bed>I go home at monday>can you give any advices?>can you give informations?>I was late because the traffic jam>I will not have the possibility to go>the movie put me happy>I counted the sheeps>I have lived here since 10 years>tell me what did he say>just explain me what happened>he did a sad face>I go always by car>I hope that he make him proud>I speak 5 idioms>the bomb blowed up>the audios sound very bad>my son is on school>until now I've done half the questions>can't pronounce squirrel>pronounce iron as "eye-ron">pronounce the k in knife>pronounce the l in salmon>pronounce the final b in bomb>pronounce the f in of like fight>pronounce salesman as "sales-man">pronounce mediocre as "mehdio-kreh">pronounce purpose like "porpoise">pronounce the -ed in based like the name Ed>can't differentiate between shit and sheet>can't differentiate between bitch and beach>can't differentiate between bat and bet>can't differentiate between pull and pool>mix idioms and words from different english dialects>don't understand the difference between do and make>don't understand the difference between in, at, and on>don't understand native idioms>don't understand modals>don’t understand basic English grammar, just string words together>don't understand the concept of false cognates>use weird words like "ambulate", "vinculate", and "aggregate">...>but at least I know difference of "there" and "their!"
>>217796052Is the k pronounced in knewed? I always pronounce it when I subvocalise
>>217794743dorks mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qDnq6QUyLI
>>217796052>>pronounce the final b in bombHow is this an ESLism
Stupid esls and theyre perfect grammers
>>217796184because nobody says it like that>>217796143knewed is not a word.
>>217795942this wyboy aight
>>217796143>>217796184Do they really...?
>>217796052>I couldn't see him nor her>my dog is in the bed>use weird words like "ambulate", "vinculate", and "aggregate"Nothing wrong with these. Also>pronounce the -ed in based like the name EdBasEd
>>217796052>I speak 5 idiomsKek. Also, here's the litmus test of English: pronouncing "macabre" correctly and writing "bureaucracy" without looking it up. I just failed, by the way.
>>217796052EFLs be like>And then some>But I digress>Cut him some slack, will ya?>Drinking the Kool Aid here>Hindsight is 20/20>My two cents>That's crazy talk>This tournament is his to lose
>>217798738I actually find it hilarious how there's this specific subgroup of EFLs that despite supposedly being well educated post nothing but pure cringe, and they apparently do this in order sound "less obnoxious" or some shit.
>>217798959those are called millennials
>>217794743Yuros normally have near-perfect grammar but fuck up pretty often in conversation. Most ESLs are shit at both.
