I just tried some cheap Chilean white wine and it tastes like motor oil.
>>217797416https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsVB0ccviVs
>>217797416first time i got drunk, i drank like half a box of white santa helenacheap but does the trick
>>217797416Prost! Fellow oil enjoyer
>>217797416One way or another, no you didn't.It wasn't Chilean,It wasn't white wine,Or nothing you've ever said has had a mote of truth to it.
>>217797416Spics unirocally think their trash wine is hot shit
>>217797416>white winewell there's your problem
>>217797707It was both of those. I decided to try it because new world stuff is generally cheaper and I thought it would offer better price to quality. Not in this case. I shall never go under the 8 dollar mark again
>>217797762Doubling down on #3? Interesting choice.If you'd have said piss, I'd have believed you. A wet dog with a fungal infection? Sure. Even ass or shit would have passed the hyperbole test.Motor oil? White wine? From Chile where their stock's largely French grapes? That said, if motor oil and wet dogs with fungal infections are your thing, track down some kaoliang/sorghum liquor. "Strong medicine. Very good for you!" Pretty sure I got ass cancer of the soul just getting a noseful of the vapour while pouring it.
>>217798180>Motor oil?Yeah man. Industrial tier taste and smell
>>217798180If you like herbal medicine taste you should try Chartreuse. That shit is lethal
>>217798271I like chartreuse, it's just hard to get here sometimes. I've been subbing in absinthe from a local distillery - it's no bad, just 150 proof and really easy to drink a bit too much of when it's louched.
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>>217798392I mean absinthe is a lot more hardcore lol. But they likely dont use wormwood like the original recipe because it would be illegal
>>217798633Wormwood, mugwort, anise, fennel, and angelica... Wormwood's legal here, you just can't surpass a certain thujone content, which... ... I mean, good luck doing that by steeping wormwood in ethanol. The ethanol at 75 is the most harmful thing in here by far.
>>217798834Interesting
>>217797416Which grape did you try?We have Torontel, Albillo, Moscatel, Mollar, Tinta PaĆs, Sauvignon Blanc, and Riesling.
>>217797416Spend at least 20 dollars on wine. You got what you paid for.
>>217799111>You got what you paid for.I definitely did>>217799043It's a sauvignon blanc
>>217799111I don't think good chilean wines reach russia; international trade is limited.
>>217799180>I don't think good chilean wines reach russiaThey probably do. What are some good ones?
>>217797416Wine is utterly vile to me unless it's Port or Madeira. 18th century Brits knew what they were doing
>>217799212>Port or MadeiraToo sweet for me desu
Try it this wayhttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/EWCWv8MSfTc