wish the emma freak would lose his virginity and fuck off

eating poo

>>217798823
hes prob almost 40 now theres no hope

Can an adult male survive entirely on a woman's milk

Got my Emma post in just before the new was linked.

You can literally do what you want in life

>>217798823
There are a lot of posters here that need to remain out of the genepool.

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what did ash mean by this

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*enters thread*

>>217798852
you cant grow concrete

>>217798852
not really there are many means one must obtain to do lots of things

>>217798865
Can if you try hard enough

And the very latest from Katy and the cronem?

POO NIGGER

>>217798856
This isn't true. Sarkar is a Muslim.

>>217798852
life is an open world game
you can choose if you want to go on quests or not

>>217798919
Perma-death though, and the injury physics are brutal.

>>217798919
What quests are there though. I think I need more imagination

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normie women are now saying "goy slop"

>>217798937
Kick 1000 nigger babies into the sun

I haven't kissed a girl in two years. I am 28. I think I may have managed to get a date with a girl from Bumble. All I want is a kiss at this point, I generally wouldn't even bother meeting a girl from Bumble but we seem to have a lot in common, this has potential to genuinely develop. God knows if she will even be half as cute as she is in her pictures. If she isn't I probably won't even be able to muster enough enthusiasm to get to kiss her, but god all I want is bleeding kiss ffs.

>>217798937
slay "goblins"

>>217798919
its p2w slop and the dlc since Arab Spring broke the game

>>217798977
Had my first kiss in three years 2 weeks ago. Before that it had been 6 years since my last kiss.

Women get really really mad when you remind them that bikinis are underwear

>>217798999
Wow anon, nice. How was it? How did you meet the bint?

>>217798856
hate the white date the white is IRON LAW

>>217799003
You've never reminded a girl of anything in your life. Be quiet.

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Emma Watson has quite the fragrant bottom.

Suppose I should have a wank then

>>217799039
I’ve reminded plenty of women of gollum, dobby, and other such hideous creatures
Now be quiet

Talking about reminding and shit, NEVER get reminded. If a bitch remind, you must abind.

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sorry for posting rap music. tomorrow is a new day filled with new opportunities. dont squander your chance to do something productive with yourself

>>217798937
starting a PMC with the lads

Almost had a panic attack just now thinking about death. That one day I will cease to exist.

Had a little too much Butterfinger Blizzard

>>217798856
BWC wins again

>>217799080
you are raped today and you will be raped tomorrow

>>217799092
Those things are lethal I like the cookie dough ones but if I eat all of it im shitting mucus for the next 2 days

No toil until January for me

>>217798852
source?

Dragon dildos

>>217799092
Heaven on earth those. Though when I was living over there I would just scarf down like 3 Wendys meals in a row

>>217798919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeZ1nsHNTLM

>>217799112
Wasn't even hungry either. I just bought it. I just drove there and bought it. God forgive me.

>>217799144
>stand in line
I never do that ever since almost every fast food chain has self serice kiosks

Any fat cunt in?

>>217798856
She looks fitter and browner now than she did then weirdly

Worst part about living in yankland was all the foids harassing me about my accent
Mate I don’t sound dignified at all. I have a council estate scum yorkshire accent

>>217799208
that's a different person in the pic

>>217799183
All dressed in uniforms so fine
They drank and killed to pass the time
Wearing the shame of all their crimes
With measured steps, they stand in line

>>217799228
I have been drinking a fair bit (no work you see)

i wish i had endless cheap dodgy slop food like cityfolk do

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this statue is 3500 years old and that makes me uncomfortable

western economies are based around summoning browns via various dysfunctional apps

>>217799146
They've got Pretzel bun burgers that are quite delectable. Here's the rub though. Dairy Queen's easier to get to, easier to get in and out of. And frosty's have always been disgusting to me. Same with chocolate milk. But before you send me hate mail, kid, remember this key bit of information. My mother and father both died eating frostys when I was about 5 years old. I remember because they were removing yellow cup shrapnel from my head and face for the next 5 years. Kids at school called me Pippi because they thought that was Wendy. Different chick, you schmuck.

>>217799287
Id be annoyed if they put my belly rolls and moobs on a statue. Just give me a six pack ffs its poetic license

>>217799306
I was going to make pretzels but i forgot

>>217799226
You loved it mate don't lie

>>217799306
glad they banned the yellow cups, far too many incidents with them

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Just watched shaun of the dead and this image is extremely depressing

>>217799355
grow up

>>217799355
this will be rorke and aisha in 2030

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swinging between hating women with all my life and loving women

stupid goyim family yelling and cheering over the goyball like stupid cattle

>>217799355
She looks like an NPC from Fallout 3

>>217799400
Might watch bleach the golden age again

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How do i get good at mental gymnastics

Wish I could go back to America and just scran all their amazing fast food again
The perfect country

>>217799448
God he really is such a pathetic retard lol

>>217798805
that's a ridiculously attractive woman. i'd do anything for her.

>>217799448
>Betting against yourself
Isn't that illegal?

>>217799448
Is he admitted he betted against himself and then lost on purpose?

>>217799448
isn't it illegal
he's saying he threw the fight on purpouse (he didn't he got his ass kicked but still)

>>217799473
Losing is the new winning x

>>217799477
the tweet is fake

>>217799474
Isnt sweden full of Iranians and iraqis

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>>217798805
she's beautiful in an ancient way

>>217799474
even throw grenades?

Think we’re onto something with this describing things as quests lark
Gamify life, makes it easier

JUNO!

>>217799569
I see a lot of autists look at the gym this way

>>217799529
no but i'd fall on one(her ugly friend)

Mayonnaise for tea

>>217799497
....yh

>>217799569
quests were created to simulate real life objectives, or their fictional equivalent.

i keep failing the Get A Job daily even though i keep trying for it

>>217799582
seize the sol, as they say!

>>217799644
how
don't you have 0 labour laws in US? can't you just walk into a store, ask for job and be hired on the spot

>>217799674
i guess he isn't giving a firm enough handshake

>>217799582
might buy her mythic just because I love her

>>217799674
doesnt poland have human trafficking?
why cant i purchase you as a slave?

Jews
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/b00c8k2g/jews

is it true that y'all niggas be getting arrested for tweets and shit? like fr?

>>217799698
yeah i love jewish documentaries
https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-child-rape-assembly-line-0000141-v20n11/

>>217799692
If it did I would buy myself slave gf already

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ello chaps

Offering relationship advice to an anon on /tv/ who discovered his girlfriend was getting creampied by random guys off hinge before they got together despite I myself having never been in a relationship and not having sex with a women for four years.

State of modern man

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*enters brip*

>>217799788
IDYOT BOY

>>217799757
ive fucked more girls in this year than i have the rest of my life previously (5)
not really related but wanted to brag hehe

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>>217799788
>>217799796
Do you like this song?
https://youtu.be/j0lG3tT3CmE

>>217799822
kys avatarfagging demon

Leftypol getting w after w
Rorke unable to stop him

never seen rorke win a single debate tbqf

sir bed bugs

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>>217799864
Do you like this song?
https://youtu.be/2V9YL_f2NFk

>>217799880
stop avatar fagging you freak
you will NEVER be a woman

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>>217799890
Don't be mean to me.

>>217799920
answer the question

CanNOT wait to get home from toil and play RDR2.

>>217799932
didn't ask a question you mong

>>217799951
who asked you?

>>217799964
fuck off JF

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do you guys think this is true

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>>217799105
you REALLY hate hip hop. thats what i took from your post. and i get it. i dont listen to it either, although occasionally i will listen to an instrumental.

next time simply answer my question or, if you dont know the answer, dont respond. have a lovely evening / early morning.

might try one of those wanks ive heard so much about

hi what is avatar flagging?

>>217800023
the raped

I read every /brit/ post so you don't have to

do you think there are any cute girls in this thread?

>>217800029
it's when some gimp posts in a thread with an unusual flag to the other posters in order to elicit attention, because including 'avatars' ie recognisable pictures within posts to establish a consistent identity, is a bannable offence

>>217799685
I bought it and I like using it, the voice lines are cuter

>>217800000
she probably isn't having much look because her face is greasy as fuck

>>217800029
fonc

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>>217800000
dumb bitch

morning

Might move to Alaska

eating milk n cookies :3

>>217800066
are you a cute girl though

just sampled the aged eggnog and it is delightful

>>217800091
no im a skinny ass white boy from the streets with a big ass dih

another unsatisfying wank

>>217800120
ktim
haven't enjoyed a wank in years

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what emotions does this picture convey to you?

>>217800149
i must cook

>>217800149
Twattiness

>>217800156
tell me what you know

AI is based only pussy ass niggaz hate it

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>>217800164
i cook the little boy...

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>>217800149

just watched the alan partirdge film, really liked iit desu ahha alan what a silly goose

every time i'm in the yarn i post 4 geeks

>>217800211
first bondi beach now this? austrailia has become the killing fields

What will you do in 20 years time when your 17 yo daughter is refusing to study for her A levels because she'll "just create an onlyfans" lads?

How would you handle this situation

Rorke doing cute little snores
Leftypol drooling on his pillow
Rasheed counting sheep

>>217800211
>Thanh Phan
Free her she’s cute

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>>217800156

The Hitcher… what a film
They don’t make ‘em like they used to

Mad how much better the German language is compared to English

thoughts on Italian women?

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>>217800222

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If Emma Watson defecated on my dinner I wouldn’t complain, I’d compliment her on a nice, delicious turd and then dig in.

>>217800256
scromitting, mind if i save this lad and repost it in later threads? really love this stuff

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>>217799476
Nothing personnel, kiddo.

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which version do you prefer, the oldschool baldgeek or the post-hair transplant nugeek?

>>217800276
of course x
#HH #1488

>>217800291
I'm going to transplant all of my pubes, anus hair, armpit hair, chest, belly, leg and arm hair.

Never have to cut my hair ever. They stop growing at a perfect length.

took some coke zero with gaviscon and almost exploded lads

For me it’s gotta be baldgeek

I have literally never met anyone in my life called Wendy.

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oh wings!

Just watched the most joyless, loveless, dispassionate sex of my life and had a wank to it

>>217800253
they do have some great words and sayings
schadenfreude
Backpfeifengesicht
Scheisser

theres no english equivalent
just love how it sounds

still can't believe my grans mate died in church last saturday
just a bit mental desu

meds down the hatch time to keep posting

>>217800341
ktim, sometimes you watch a video and you can clearly tell the woman doesn't want to be there but you're close so you finish anyway

>>217800334
I have

>>217799355
I think her ageing is exacerbated by her juvenile hair dye and fashion choice

If she "dressed her age" she'd ironically look quite a bit younger.

>>217800334
only wendy i know is in her sixties

was at an xmas concert thing this afternoon and someone kept farting the entire 2 hours and they didn't even smell like farts? just straight up poo?

farts don't smell like poo how is that even possible

>>217800338
look at those eyes bro
what colour is that

>>217800329
right two things
1) you don't take gaviscon with ANYTHING, not even water. taking anything at all not just with it but for 30 minutes after breaks up the raft it forms atop your stomach acid, completely removing the point of taking gaviscon at all
2) even though it's freely available to buy, you're not supposed to take gaviscon without a doctor's go ahead, and I bet you don't have that

The great Polish exodus: The arrival of 100,000s of Poles changed the face of Britain, but now they're returning home in droves for a better life in their low-tax, booming homeland. Could there be a more damning indictment of our decline?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15379789/Polish-exodus-arrival-Britain-tax.html

>>217800372
P E I ?
E
I
?

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>>217800372

>>217800372
had one in the chamber

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one fish and chips, coming right up

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mad that before getting annexed by Germany, Austria willingly elected a 4'11 fascist

he was murdered by nazis sadly
the nazi who pulled the trigger was crying his eyes out at his trial and said he didn't see cause the room was dark
a very lame excuse

>>217800383
no i wish i want to run away and live on a little potato farm

>>217800373
green?

>>217800413
incredibly anglo first name

>>217800372
Dumb Canadian put two question marks where they don’t go and failed to put a question mark where it should go in his boring blog post.

>>217800376
you think i'm gonna let some little neek on /brit/ tell me what to do?

Christmas dinner on the horizon... the greatest meal of the year.

i need to window shop to placate my spending addiction anyone got any interesting shopping sites for me to scroll thru

>>217800384
no very waspy leafs tyvm

>>217800385
amazing they didn't just go to the stupid washroom then but yeah

>>217800446
https://www.govdeals.com/

>>217800431
I'm not telling you what to do though...... I'm giving you information. if I tell you that taking gaviscon along with something else (or taking eating or drinking anything else over the next 30 minutes) literally nullifies the gaviscon, and you now knowing this continue to do so, that's up to you

how do britishers normally celebrate christmas

>>217800446
xq9m4kz7b2c8a5wd.onion

>>217800446
https://www.infowarsstore.com/health-and-wellness/infowars-life

>>217800385
You don’t fart for two hours if you need to shit. Eventually one of those farts will be solid.

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>>217800473
>.onion

>>217800428
could you please qrd all my posts. that would be cool thanks

Cromwell banned Christmas

fucking hate playing against venture
need that tranny cunt gutted

>>217800477
he prefers to edge

alpha brain for tea