mesopotamia edition
wish the emma freak would lose his virginity and fuck off
eating poo
>>217798823hes prob almost 40 now theres no hope
Can an adult male survive entirely on a woman's milk
Got my Emma post in just before the new was linked.
You can literally do what you want in life
>>217798823There are a lot of posters here that need to remain out of the genepool.
what did ash mean by this
*enters thread*
>>217798852you cant grow concrete
>>217798852not really there are many means one must obtain to do lots of things
>>217798865Can if you try hard enough
And the very latest from Katy and the cronem?
POO NIGGER
>>217798856This isn't true. Sarkar is a Muslim.
>>217798852life is an open world gameyou can choose if you want to go on quests or not
>>217798919Perma-death though, and the injury physics are brutal.
>>217798919What quests are there though. I think I need more imagination
normie women are now saying "goy slop"
>>217798937Kick 1000 nigger babies into the sun
I haven't kissed a girl in two years. I am 28. I think I may have managed to get a date with a girl from Bumble. All I want is a kiss at this point, I generally wouldn't even bother meeting a girl from Bumble but we seem to have a lot in common, this has potential to genuinely develop. God knows if she will even be half as cute as she is in her pictures. If she isn't I probably won't even be able to muster enough enthusiasm to get to kiss her, but god all I want is bleeding kiss ffs.
>>217798937slay "goblins"
>>217798919its p2w slop and the dlc since Arab Spring broke the game
>>217798977Had my first kiss in three years 2 weeks ago. Before that it had been 6 years since my last kiss.
Women get really really mad when you remind them that bikinis are underwear
>>217798999Wow anon, nice. How was it? How did you meet the bint?
>>217798856hate the white date the white is IRON LAW
>>217799003You've never reminded a girl of anything in your life. Be quiet.
Emma Watson has quite the fragrant bottom.
Suppose I should have a wank then
>>217799039I’ve reminded plenty of women of gollum, dobby, and other such hideous creaturesNow be quiet
Talking about reminding and shit, NEVER get reminded. If a bitch remind, you must abind.
sorry for posting rap music. tomorrow is a new day filled with new opportunities. dont squander your chance to do something productive with yourself
>>217798937starting a PMC with the lads
Almost had a panic attack just now thinking about death. That one day I will cease to exist.
Had a little too much Butterfinger Blizzard
>>217798856BWC wins again
>>217799080you are raped today and you will be raped tomorrow
>>217799092Those things are lethal I like the cookie dough ones but if I eat all of it im shitting mucus for the next 2 days
No toil until January for me
>>217798852source?
Dragon dildos
>>217799092Heaven on earth those. Though when I was living over there I would just scarf down like 3 Wendys meals in a row
>>217798919https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeZ1nsHNTLM
>>217799112Wasn't even hungry either. I just bought it. I just drove there and bought it. God forgive me.
>>217799144>stand in lineI never do that ever since almost every fast food chain has self serice kiosks
Any fat cunt in?
>>217798856She looks fitter and browner now than she did then weirdly
Worst part about living in yankland was all the foids harassing me about my accentMate I don’t sound dignified at all. I have a council estate scum yorkshire accent
>>217799208that's a different person in the pic
>>217799183All dressed in uniforms so fineThey drank and killed to pass the timeWearing the shame of all their crimesWith measured steps, they stand in line
>>217799228I have been drinking a fair bit (no work you see)
i wish i had endless cheap dodgy slop food like cityfolk do
this statue is 3500 years old and that makes me uncomfortable
western economies are based around summoning browns via various dysfunctional apps
>>217799146They've got Pretzel bun burgers that are quite delectable. Here's the rub though. Dairy Queen's easier to get to, easier to get in and out of. And frosty's have always been disgusting to me. Same with chocolate milk. But before you send me hate mail, kid, remember this key bit of information. My mother and father both died eating frostys when I was about 5 years old. I remember because they were removing yellow cup shrapnel from my head and face for the next 5 years. Kids at school called me Pippi because they thought that was Wendy. Different chick, you schmuck.
>>217799287Id be annoyed if they put my belly rolls and moobs on a statue. Just give me a six pack ffs its poetic license
>>217799306I was going to make pretzels but i forgot
>>217799226You loved it mate don't lie
>>217799306glad they banned the yellow cups, far too many incidents with them
Just watched shaun of the dead and this image is extremely depressing
>>217799355grow up
>>217799355this will be rorke and aisha in 2030
swinging between hating women with all my life and loving women
stupid goyim family yelling and cheering over the goyball like stupid cattle
>>217799355She looks like an NPC from Fallout 3
>>217799400Might watch bleach the golden age again
How do i get good at mental gymnastics
Wish I could go back to America and just scran all their amazing fast food againThe perfect country
>>217799448God he really is such a pathetic retard lol
>>217798805that's a ridiculously attractive woman. i'd do anything for her.
>>217799448>Betting against yourselfIsn't that illegal?
>>217799448Is he admitted he betted against himself and then lost on purpose?
>>217799448isn't it illegal he's saying he threw the fight on purpouse (he didn't he got his ass kicked but still)
>>217799473Losing is the new winning x
>>217799477the tweet is fake
>>217799474Isnt sweden full of Iranians and iraqis
>>217798805she's beautiful in an ancient way
>>217799474even throw grenades?
Think we’re onto something with this describing things as quests larkGamify life, makes it easier
JUNO!
>>217799569I see a lot of autists look at the gym this way
>>217799529no but i'd fall on one(her ugly friend)
Mayonnaise for tea
>>217799497....yh
>>217799569quests were created to simulate real life objectives, or their fictional equivalent.
i keep failing the Get A Job daily even though i keep trying for it
>>217799582seize the sol, as they say!
>>217799644howdon't you have 0 labour laws in US? can't you just walk into a store, ask for job and be hired on the spot
>>217799674i guess he isn't giving a firm enough handshake
>>217799582might buy her mythic just because I love her
>>217799674doesnt poland have human trafficking?why cant i purchase you as a slave?
Jewshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/b00c8k2g/jews
is it true that y'all niggas be getting arrested for tweets and shit? like fr?
>>217799698yeah i love jewish documentarieshttps://www.vice.com/en/article/the-child-rape-assembly-line-0000141-v20n11/
>>217799692If it did I would buy myself slave gf already
ello chaps
Offering relationship advice to an anon on /tv/ who discovered his girlfriend was getting creampied by random guys off hinge before they got together despite I myself having never been in a relationship and not having sex with a women for four years.State of modern man
*enters brip*
>>217799788IDYOT BOY
>>217799757ive fucked more girls in this year than i have the rest of my life previously (5) not really related but wanted to brag hehe
>>217799788>>217799796Do you like this song?https://youtu.be/j0lG3tT3CmE
>>217799822kys avatarfagging demon
Leftypol getting w after w Rorke unable to stop him
never seen rorke win a single debate tbqf
sir bed bugs
>>217799864Do you like this song?https://youtu.be/2V9YL_f2NFk
>>217799880stop avatar fagging you freak you will NEVER be a woman
>>217799890Don't be mean to me.
>>217799920answer the question
CanNOT wait to get home from toil and play RDR2.
>>217799932didn't ask a question you mong
>>217799951who asked you?
>>217799964fuck off JF
do you guys think this is true
>>217799105you REALLY hate hip hop. thats what i took from your post. and i get it. i dont listen to it either, although occasionally i will listen to an instrumental.next time simply answer my question or, if you dont know the answer, dont respond. have a lovely evening / early morning.
might try one of those wanks ive heard so much about
hi what is avatar flagging?
>>217800023the raped
I read every /brit/ post so you don't have to
do you think there are any cute girls in this thread?
>>217800029it's when some gimp posts in a thread with an unusual flag to the other posters in order to elicit attention, because including 'avatars' ie recognisable pictures within posts to establish a consistent identity, is a bannable offence
>>217799685I bought it and I like using it, the voice lines are cuter
>>217800000she probably isn't having much look because her face is greasy as fuck
>>217800029fonc
>>217800000dumb bitch
morning
Might move to Alaska
eating milk n cookies :3
>>217800066are you a cute girl though
just sampled the aged eggnog and it is delightful
>>217800091no im a skinny ass white boy from the streets with a big ass dih
another unsatisfying wank
>>217800120ktim haven't enjoyed a wank in years
what emotions does this picture convey to you?
>>217800149i must cook
>>217800149Twattiness
>>217800156tell me what you know
AI is based only pussy ass niggaz hate it
>>217800164i cook the little boy...
>>217800149
just watched the alan partirdge film, really liked iit desu ahha alan what a silly goose
every time i'm in the yarn i post 4 geeks
>>217800211first bondi beach now this? austrailia has become the killing fields
What will you do in 20 years time when your 17 yo daughter is refusing to study for her A levels because she'll "just create an onlyfans" lads?How would you handle this situation
Rorke doing cute little snoresLeftypol drooling on his pillowRasheed counting sheep
>>217800211>Thanh PhanFree her she’s cute
>>217800156
The Hitcher… what a filmThey don’t make ‘em like they used to
Mad how much better the German language is compared to English
thoughts on Italian women?
>>217800222
If Emma Watson defecated on my dinner I wouldn’t complain, I’d compliment her on a nice, delicious turd and then dig in.
>>217800256scromitting, mind if i save this lad and repost it in later threads? really love this stuff
>>217799476Nothing personnel, kiddo.
which version do you prefer, the oldschool baldgeek or the post-hair transplant nugeek?
>>217800276of course x#HH #1488
>>217800291I'm going to transplant all of my pubes, anus hair, armpit hair, chest, belly, leg and arm hair.Never have to cut my hair ever. They stop growing at a perfect length.
took some coke zero with gaviscon and almost exploded lads
For me it’s gotta be baldgeek
I have literally never met anyone in my life called Wendy.
oh wings!
Just watched the most joyless, loveless, dispassionate sex of my life and had a wank to it
>>217800253they do have some great words and sayingsschadenfreudeBackpfeifengesichtScheissertheres no english equivalent just love how it sounds
still can't believe my grans mate died in church last saturday just a bit mental desu
meds down the hatch time to keep posting
>>217800341ktim, sometimes you watch a video and you can clearly tell the woman doesn't want to be there but you're close so you finish anyway
>>217800334I have
>>217799355I think her ageing is exacerbated by her juvenile hair dye and fashion choiceIf she "dressed her age" she'd ironically look quite a bit younger.
>>217800334only wendy i know is in her sixties
was at an xmas concert thing this afternoon and someone kept farting the entire 2 hours and they didn't even smell like farts? just straight up poo? farts don't smell like poo how is that even possible
>>217800338look at those eyes browhat colour is that
>>217800329right two things1) you don't take gaviscon with ANYTHING, not even water. taking anything at all not just with it but for 30 minutes after breaks up the raft it forms atop your stomach acid, completely removing the point of taking gaviscon at all2) even though it's freely available to buy, you're not supposed to take gaviscon without a doctor's go ahead, and I bet you don't have that
The great Polish exodus: The arrival of 100,000s of Poles changed the face of Britain, but now they're returning home in droves for a better life in their low-tax, booming homeland. Could there be a more damning indictment of our decline?https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15379789/Polish-exodus-arrival-Britain-tax.html
>>217800372P E I ?EI?
>>217800372
>>217800372had one in the chamber
one fish and chips, coming right up
mad that before getting annexed by Germany, Austria willingly elected a 4'11 fascist he was murdered by nazis sadlythe nazi who pulled the trigger was crying his eyes out at his trial and said he didn't see cause the room was dark a very lame excuse
>>217800383no i wish i want to run away and live on a little potato farm
>>217800373green?
>>217800413incredibly anglo first name
>>217800372Dumb Canadian put two question marks where they don’t go and failed to put a question mark where it should go in his boring blog post.
>>217800376you think i'm gonna let some little neek on /brit/ tell me what to do?
Christmas dinner on the horizon... the greatest meal of the year.
i need to window shop to placate my spending addiction anyone got any interesting shopping sites for me to scroll thru
>>217800384no very waspy leafs tyvm>>217800385amazing they didn't just go to the stupid washroom then but yeah
>>217800446https://www.govdeals.com/
>>217800431I'm not telling you what to do though...... I'm giving you information. if I tell you that taking gaviscon along with something else (or taking eating or drinking anything else over the next 30 minutes) literally nullifies the gaviscon, and you now knowing this continue to do so, that's up to you
how do britishers normally celebrate christmas
>>217800446xq9m4kz7b2c8a5wd.onion
>>217800446https://www.infowarsstore.com/health-and-wellness/infowars-life
>>217800385You don’t fart for two hours if you need to shit. Eventually one of those farts will be solid.
>>217800473>.onion
>>217800428could you please qrd all my posts. that would be cool thanks
Cromwell banned Christmas
fucking hate playing against ventureneed that tranny cunt gutted
>>217800477he prefers to edge
alpha brain for tea
>>217798805Imagine spitting in her mouth
Go to the bathroom. You are shitting yourself.
don't look up venture from overwatch 2's baseworst mistake of my life
>>217800500i miss him so much
utterly grim
>>217800544why is britain such a shithole?
I’m floating ‘round, 4 AMs,Chilling out in Estate Ken’s.That summer-spring collection just got bagged,You’re still on the same trends.
>>217800466ok sorry thanks lad that was quite uncalled for wasn't it haha *offers hand out to shake*
>>217800548>that FASHe was destined to become a burrow goblin
They tried to do it like the kid, but they fuckin' couldn'tCountin' up me racks, I'm in the back, lad, I'm fuckin' buzzin'Better watch your bird, she told me that I've got her blushin'Bizzies on the block, I've gotta watch, so now I'm fuckin' duckin'
>>217800548why this nigga be grabbing his dih?
hate how much chatgpt glazes me, can see how that mong got convinced his mum was out to kill him
>>217800559fail to see any yamgod references here
>>217800595hmmm i'm sure you could manage it if you put your mind to iton another note this was one of his first tunes and he replied to me on tiktok when I saw it with NINE views
Go to bed Quentin you’ve got work in the morning
>>217800565hmmm.... hmm! *shakes your hand, very pleased*
AND I'LL GO INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES AT NIGHT AND WRECK UP THE PLACE
>>217800610in your reply to this post ask me if I care
i have work in just a couple of hours lads
26 years young
i'm shifting round, 4 amschilling out in tescohensthat cadbury selection just got yammedyou're still incorrectly holding pens
Emma Watson filming scat pornEmma Watson laying newspaper and towels on the floorEmma Watson squatting down and squeezing out a fat load of shitEmma Watson pissing from her lady flaps onto the pile
>26 years young
>>217800681she looks old and busted wtf happened
Emma Watson doing teeth test
genuinely dont know what am gonna do with my life and im 23cant start a career cos no one will hire me
>>217800675
>>217800628do you care
>>217800707
>>217800716.... yh£>
sucking a ramune
>>217800769love you
>>217800772suck that nipple gaijin
>>217800718screwed up again...
>>217800548https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hquz8dp8oPA
>>217800769>>217800782
>>217800718corr imagine that going right up your arse
me and the boys
Zesty Foden
>>217800870
>>217800877scrimbimbling
Zesty Foden x Um Bunny
i'm four posts deep in the gherkinand i'm severely mentally ill no workin'puds and the chase, jewish psyche aversionso i hold my pen like i'm learningwent from heather to postin' with belgiangot banned so i've switched to lurkingcut at that frenulum now they call me the surgeonall over the thread, i'm a raped'n
In asian cultures they worship the dragon In European cultures they slay the dragon
when I say praise Allah I isn't a request is is a demand by the ummah of the world community
>>217800919bob vylan bars
fell asleep and had a dream my laptop fell off the bed and the screen cracked but then I woke up and the screen hasn't fallen off the bed and it wasn't cracked !
you say trans rights, I say 'trans people are right' it is that simple
the thing about being a cuck is that is represent the the elite of the evolutionary standards
>>217800949im cracked
>>217800920someone hat this clown pronto
>>217800919barslast line needs some work though
>>217800919very good
have an idea for a super hero called 'china man' he can eat with sticks and steal people's jobs by working for less
what are your honest thoughts on femdom anal stretching?
>>217801024does he know about forks? they're just better
>ok rock what the frick if we don't invite a million Indians a year the gdp would be smaller but you say you don't care about the gdp?
gamers
>>217801061still can't believe we left europeit's as if people don't even care about the gdp
imagine you're some arab in Palestine in the 1940s and a zionist girl just starts bullying you
I love the gdp more than anything
>>217800000>one hour ago>no checksthis board is dead
need to somehow go to sleep in the next hour despite being awake less than 12 hours
>eat mcdonalds>feel like shit>promise to never eat it again>time goes by, forget>eat mcdonaldsand the infinite cycle of man continues
>>217801029why would you speedrun einal prolapse and shitting yourself randomly for the rest of your lifeis this some self-mutilation gluttonous fetishmore of a tight bum once in a blue moon pegging enthusiast myself
I really like Jaffa cakes but not the honey flavoured ones also I am playing the spider man 2 game and it is really fun I just played a really exciting level but I shall not spoil it incase you lads play it hahah
>>217801117yeah it's all about the submission and humiliation innit
>>217801109I generally ignore that freak's posts
Utterly mad how much California MOGS every single European country. The USA is on an entirely other level in terms of power we don't even realise how crazy it is because we were all born into the American lead world. California a single state along utterly mogs.
rorke with his mum x
>>217801112ktim, woke up at 4pm, need to wake up again in 5
>>217801167AI slop kys
>>217801129i really don't get these guys who are into the mental aspects only with 0 physical rewards, like perma chastity with no cooming>inb4 but you are perma-horny like that>inb4 but stretched bum leads to diapers, what if you have a diaper fetishmust be some big brain delayed gratification thing, i like a reward
need pale to become the beauty standard again
>>217801170looool*cuddles up with you in bed*
rorke running rampage in /brit/
>stay away from me rorke
>>217801213why is britain such a shithole?
wet ass pussy
>>217801225It's not Britain, it's not England those are names of homelands of specific people groups, we live in YOOKAY. a beautiful, liberal, open economic zone that love when the gdp goes up (even though it only goes up slightly)n
>>217801254how come uk gdp per capita is lower than germany even though germany lost two wars??
>>217801273because we lost both world wars
>>217801273>spend lots of money and win war, get no money>spend lots of money and lose war, everyone gives you money to rebuildnot hard to figure out is it lad
>Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business
Nolan films are mostly boring
another day in my dogshit miserable life
>deepfakes of your foster brother who raped you are a booming american business
>>217801326>this is my land now Arab
Lots of foreign flags in here right now. This is a general for real British people, fuck off and leave us to our true British banter
>>217801328
>>217801202Good post
>wot if ya computer was a ghost?
>>217801328raped that dickhead
every time i read, i listen to 00:02 seconds
>>217801161Its literally just the internet and newsThe funniest thing to me is how Europeans are falling for flagrant u.s news propaganda, the thing I feel like Non u.s and a lot of u.s citizens dont realize is news in the u.s in a sense only needs to have a factual basis, the actual take on the fact can be some extreme unhinged take on reality that is so unhinged and detached from reality it is obviously not real.That is why u.s news always seems to extreme and alarming is its literally just propagandists doing the most inflammatory take on a factual thing to emotionally manipulate people into doing what they want.
>>217801353i really do not like this image.
Bro wrote 2 paragraphs to say absolutely nothing
>>217801422can't look her in the eyes.
>>217801448because you're a creep? you're a weirdo?
alright lads my brother gave me his paramount account password, it has all the star treks on it and since I am a virgin freak I will probably like it. what is the best series to start?
>>217801422Why tho?
im a gothic badboy
>>217801469original series or next gen
>>217801469the next generation and then deep space 9
>>217801501i unironically still dress like a gothit looks good tbf
>>217801469afaik it's basically Globohomo: In Space, but it probably has its momentshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLwKFGjE2zYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8liPBsUtND4
>>217801526500 cigarettes is not star trekit's the orville
>>217801506>>217801505next gen it is, it even have the famous bald man from the internet memes
where's the SODDING new?
>>217801556aye you can tell i've not seen it
mad doja cat used to show bob for /pol/ chuds
>>217801570she loves white cock lolseen her bf?
>>217801579>she loves white cock lolAll black and brown girls do LMAO.
>>217801588trueI dated an american mulatto foid once and we did slave roleplay, unironically.
>>217801597>>217801597>>217801597