Shishikin editionprev >>217796597
still drinking
Why can't we just have a normal war for a change. This pussified drone and farmer revolt crap is pissing me off.
BEAR EDISH
What's the theme song of Quebec
I'll be your I'll be your I'll be your friend
Fucking up your own life is strange to suddenly become an archetype of a fuck up/loser you remember laughing at in t.v series, but now you just are actually that guy irl
>>217801130a bear posted this thread
>>217801160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF92-uSiVZQ
happy winter solsticefrom here on out the days will get longer and the nights shorter
having a weed outside in the cold on the winter solstice
>>217801178worst is when you suddenly realize you're older than 90% of characters in television and movies
Fell prey to the pornography/masturbation addiction again. The shame always kills me.
>>217801196YEEEEEAAAAHHH! I’m actually so happy each day is longer than the last
>>217801178it's a little haunting, isn't it? like you were seeing yourself in the future, but it was such a joke, so you laughed. what frightens me, is wondering what we laugh at now, we'll also become.
>>217801149The Venezuela war is coming soon you'll have you chanceLatrinos haven't reached the stage of development necessary to use drones
I'm always way ahead of popular trends.>had nostalgia for Y2K aesthetics like ten years before that became an Internet trend>was redpilled on zog like ten years before that broke into the mainstream>started wearing loose clothing when normies were still wearing skinny jeans>was sick of 80s nostalgia way before normies moved on from itNormalfaggots are copying me.
Anyone want to turn monk and move into a monastery with me
>>217801230Chat Gpt diction
I stopped actively seeking new porn about a year or two ago but I still fap every night
Hey /cum/! it’s me, Gordon Freeman
I hope we see drone warfare against cartels
sometimes a little weed is all you need, just a a dose to get you through the day
>Show has the word naked in the title>It has age and content warnings>They still blur the nudityI hate it here sometimes.
Reject porn. Embrace God.
i like porn it makes me feel good and white stuff comes out of my private part
>>217801263Will God's little virgin whore Mary jerk my penis off if I pray hard enough?
>>217801232>The Venezuela war is coming soonFake.The real war that's coming is against Mexico.You'll see it soon.
>>217801262https://youtu.be/yyDUC1LUXSU?si=dtbndypBWQQZ05an
I am not going to fight in Venezuela. Sorry won't do it.
>>217801280Good.That stupid bitch whore Sheinbaum has it coming.
>>217801292Americans are going to die for oil billionaires and they'll like it
https://youtu.be/33BC07zfuFAFREEEEEEEEEEDOOOMFREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOMWE'RE FREEEEEEEEWE'RE FREEEEEEEEEEE
>>217801242It means you see the which way the spiritual currents are heading. In ancient tribal cultures, you would have been the village shaman.
>>217801279Imagine pumping that tight arab slut's immaculate pussy full of your holy God semen knowing you're incubating her with yourself and 9 months later you watch yourself, your son which is also yourself, slither out the womb you pumped full of your God cum just 9 months prior
>>217801369I wish I lived in the USA so bad
I'll fight in venezulas but I'll need to get two big booty latina warbrides
I have a homophobic slur to say
my power fantasy is being a good person so this is ok
>>217801369>$30kit was 50k 6 months ago, kek.looks like Zion Don is cucking to the jews harder than ever.I hope my American brothers and sisters don't forget we're kindred spirits and will band together to rid the world of this evil jewry some day.
>>217801369you too, can be an anus-eyed, haggard set of wrinkles in a uniform!
>>217801383You get 2 prosthetic legs from walking on a mine in jungle canopy
Jerked off to latina feet again
>>217801397I always roleplay as evil in rpgs It's just too much fun
>>217801414Lol I know and a camaro at 24% annual interest owed to the jew
>>217801391>>217801429well what are you waiting for
Feel like exploring Mexico again in Google street view
>>217801433I'll save it for later actually
CAUSE IM TOO MESSY
hi i’m private parts reporting for doody
>>217801429Are you the same leaf that contracted HIV through an Eskimo?
Lost my steel soul save again in silksong.
>>217801263fine I'll start now (I just coomed)
Army recruits get paid 24k a year, only good thing about it is free college tuition
>>217801185The line about voluntary simplicity goes hard
The Disney Star Wars trilogy was such a disaster. It's unreal how bad they fucked it up. JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson were given a golden opportunity and they shat it down the toilet.
>>217801465No
>>217801492>caring about star wars at all lmao kys
>>217801485so you can (hopefully) survive some hellish foreign engagement that (ideally) doesn't give you PTSD or (best case scenario) doesn't leave you mentally or physically disabled so you can use your GI bill to siphon $100k in taxpeyer funds to a jewish-run university to be taught that white people are the devil, niggers are perpetual victims, and jews are harmless benevolent members of the community that deserve your love and unwavering supportyay(?)
>>217801420
>>217801492it's a shame, because there were some decent ingredients in there. some of the ideas, actors, but yeah. they just botched it about as badly as it could be botched.
Reject vidya. Embrace God.
A lot of people hated the Star Wars prequels but they umdeniably left a mark in the culture whether you like them or not.The Disney Star Wars trilogy, that garbage was already forgotten within a year.
>>217801512Noooooooo not muh hecking taxpayers
>>217801492I never watched any yidsney star wars so it never ruined the series for me, the only bad Star Wars media I've watched was filoni wars
Reject everything fun, beg daddy in sky
I am once again addicted to character ai coombots.
>>217801524false dichotomy
>>217801552I tried this one a.i porn thing where like you can jiggle around the a.i characters boobs. It was alright but regular porn still is much better
>>217801492i just find it wild how forgettable they were. i genuinely couldn’t tell you the plot of the films after the first one, while i could very easily detail the plot of the first six films despite having not watched them in over a decade
>>217801531spoken like a true piece of shit who doesn't work for a living
somehow, /cum/ has returned
>>217801593There's no virtue in contributing to society anymore. You're just funding globohomo. And I say that as an employed person
boomers are genuinely fucking diabolical
>>217801552The good news is that this completely freed me from degenerate porn. It was like escalating from 8-9 different hard drugs on rotation to some sort of new ultradrug
>>217801528Prequels were sincere even if the execution was bad. Disney series was just a corporate cash grab with some people involved who had agendas other than making a quality production for the sake of it.
>>217801604I bought a house so now I have to be like this too. Sorry
>>217801594are we implying it ever left
this image but it's two fat femboy cocks frotting with precum
never seen any star wars movie
I've been doing some historical research and you guys are not gonna believe this but it appears the American government was originally intended to serve the American people.
>>217801397capitalize it next time retard
>>217801660except for slaves and the nativesand womenand poor non-landowning non-Christian non-whites
>>217801671so not Americans?
Epstein files are Hunter Biden Cock Pt. 2I would also hang out with Woody Allen and Bill Clinton if I couldWhat do people expect to happen exactly? What do they want?
i saw an american cat tiktoker displaying this shit just for the festive season and i was like, damn i love how americans buy things impulsively because it’s basically never allowed in japan (houses are small af, storage almost doesn’t exist, and most importantly wasting money is considered shameful) god bless murica
>>217801653How's that possible
>>217801650underrated post
>>217801653Can't believe you missed out on this epic scene
just washed a FUCKLOAD of dishes.
life is just one long rape
>>217801689I said that epstein files denial was becoming pushed and ya’ll laughed at me
>>217801701Who's the guy in the rear view mirror
>>217801725obi dearth jedi the plagueius, OBVIOUSLY
A kid in my class thought Anakin and Darth Vader were different people and when I told him they aren't he would scream at me
now THIS is podraepin
>>217801730Serious answers only
>>217801700It's true though. Canada and the US share the world's longest undefended border. 150+ yrs
>>217801750oh that's count faggious
femboys are cringe and grossdickgirls are based and hot
jar jar binks is a sith lordlook into it
>>217801733sounds like that kid wasn't very MEDIA LITERATE haha
>>217801745top zozzle
>>217801745the harder he rapes her the faster her dragon goes?
Cum mfs really talmbout soy wars
>>217801771haha ani meesa no likey de sifs!!
>>217801402CHI
>>217801401Those are bonuses, not salary Lovepreet
>>217801818bold of you to assume redditjeet has an IQ high enough to comprehend such fancy words as "incentives"
>>217801223>Homer Simpson is only 39>Stu Pickles (rugrats) is only 33-35>Seinfeld characters were all like 30-33 when the show started>Friends characters were all like 26-29 when the show startedJFMSU
watched revenge of the sith with brotherberg a few days ago, he kept going on about how padme fogs (female mogs) and i said she's jewish and leia is better
>>217801828Im not interested in your Reddit imaginary characters Kill yourself
>>217801829>>Friends characters were all like 26-29 when the show startedso they were the biggest losers huh
>>217801671This post would go hard on Reddit.com
>>217801833shut the FUCK up, schizopoo the manlet
>>217801604got mine, fuck you
I remember seeing the South Park episode of that kid with 0 friends on Facebook and I thought to myself how does someone end up with no friends? Now I haven't had a friend in over a decade
>>217801745sort of funny how almost nobody talks about game of fags anymore at all
>>217801852You're beyond cringe.
>>217801863This is the avg male experiences now probably
>>217801838>It was reasonable that a couple friends could rent a spacious apartment near Central Park in the 90s and still have money >It was reasonable in the 90s that a 39 year old idiot could have 3 kids and a homeGrim innit
i bought destiny 2 legacy collection i played red war when it came outit's bullshit that they deleted the next three dlcs and they just played you shadowkeeplike wtf is up with that it just feels different from d1
>>217801875kys
Guys, I think I've done it, I've gone FULL WOKE, ask me anything and I will enlighten you
>>217801878*experience
>>217801872It's gonna come back with all the slop they have in the development pipeline thoughbeit
I remember seeing the South Park episode "Super Fun Time" and I had that song stuck in my head for like a year and a half
>>217801832Episode 3 anakin is so hot
>>217801888how many licks does it take for an angolan to get to the center of a tootsie pop
>>217801890i don't think so they had a whole series age of dragons or something idk anyways I never saw people discussing it (I don't go to /tv/) but you didn't have to back during GoT run.
>>217801897what's wrong with thatfeels like a good way to past time to me do people who bitch about video games just inwardly hate video games or something and just do it out of habit
>>217801897Take this to heart because it's true and nothing gets any better as you age. My 20s were a fucking nightmare but I look on them fondly here in my 40s. Make something of yourself while you have time on your side because it only gets worse from here
>>217801901Angolans speak Portuguese, and Portuguese is a complex language that strengthens the tongues. That's why Lusophones give the best head. Therefore, the average Angolan can get to the center faster than us Angloplebs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTWb-RIdN-
>>217801879my brother has 3 kids and a house. I suppose main difference is his wife works too. Marge was a stay at home mom right
>>217801882I played destiny 2 at release up til they released the first dlc and it was so boring that I never touched the game again
>>217801915https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTWb-RIdN-I
>>217801899i told brotherberg he's case in point for why femboys mog and he was like "ackshually, he has some masc features" lol
>>217801913My life is already fucked I'm just managing the decline at this point
>>217801928he is pretty masc, its really the scar that makes his whole look in the jedi robes
Jason must be pissed a Canadian randomly showed up and aped his entire posting style and lingo
>>217801928>>217801943holy shit you fags are beyond cooked
>>217801915>romanticizing indians/mestizosin reality theyre fat and dumb as rocks
>>217801937You have no idea what horrors await. Fix yourself. Now.
>>217801949Why are you using zoomer nigger lingo? What's wrong with finding Anakin hot? He's a conventionally attractive male
Getting flu shotberg tomorrow
>>217801943he straight up looks like a boymoder mate
>>217801958Your brain has been fried by identity politics
White people wanting woke to come back is the funniest form of self-destruction
>>217801928>that pic>femboyretarded ass fag nigga
>>217801973>Back
>>217801973No White person wants that. Libs just want power back, but they're in a weird situation where the only thing that holds the dem coalition together is looting the treasury
>>217801973whytes are a lost causetheyre so stupid that even if theyre objectively better to live with than other races i cant stand their stupidity and would just rather lives with the apes
>>217801955I want to career maxx but I'm retarded and all the good jobs are insanely gatekept, so I'm left with either neeting or wage slaving at some dead end worthless job I've a decent cushion of savings at least
Dems will eventually come back in power its normal to go back and forth
>>217801970If you think Anakin looks like a tranny you're beyond saving>>217801971I'm not the one pretending to be a zoomie
>>217801950Ever get your ass ate by a Favela hoe needing crack money? I haven't, but I imagine it feels great.
>>217801977Yes like 2020 cuck era
ever notice how it's always cancucks/euroids who want the democrats to win so badly
>>217802008You're utterly insane if you think anything has changed. How fucking stupid are you?
I miss Biden
>>217802025You're not amwrican
>>217802013dems still pretend they're Super Important Allies instead of satraps.
>>217802024exactly and now it's arguably gonna be ever worse cause instead of cuking cuomo we have people like mamdanithe democratic socialists are gonna take over the demonrat party
>>217802024t. short memory
>>217802038I still miss him
>>217802025He was the hero we neither needed nor deserved
>>217802025I also miss him.
idiots
Yes catberg was on my lap, how could you tell?
>>217802044this is just paying respect and showing awareness to the injustices Black americans face, nothing crazy about it
Terry is the only normal cum personality
>>217802064Gr8 b8
I'm an east asian supremacist (white)
>>217802058why are you wearing yoga pants
>>217802099if they start totally replacing their culture with niggers and nigger accessories too though ill just admit its totally over
>>217802093The Lithuanian is pretty normal
was thinking of offing myself but then i remembered that italia exists and my depression was cured.thanks italia.
Can't sleep so it's time to drink until incontinence. THE AIR IS HUMMING AND SOMETHING GREAT IS COMING
I want to drink but I feel allergies coming on and I feel that drinking is going to make them worse
>>217802116You mean the Bulgarian
I look like this
>>217802133Yeah lol whatever
>>217802136He looks like he fucks black girls
>>217802136unit
>>217801130Heading to the playoffs after 3 years of being a shit team
Wonder what ever happened to the Iceland poster
>>217802164Probably died in a volcano attack, they're common in Iceland
I love this movie so much
I had a caramel canfy
>>2178021642 or 3 autists sperged out on him really bad accusing him of being a animal abuser or something
>>217802164He was raped. I tried to fight off the rapist, but I got raped too. Then I went back to get revenge after training for years with top martial artists and got raped again and that time I came from it. Fortunately, the rapist was later shot by police after resisting arrest from an unrelated crime. His name was Chiggy Dobarkis
>>217802164wasnt he traveling?so if he is posting probably under a different flagthink the columbian flag was his
>>217802111They're wool base layer pants
>>217802155fuck you.> WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I ONLY HAD THE GREATEST QUARTERBACK + COACH COMBO OF ALL TIME AND ONLY HAD A 20 YEAR DYNASTY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH> IT'S SO HARD BEING BAD FOR 3 WHOLE YEARS WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHsuck my phallus.
>>217802136fat fuck
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>>217802204Post me in the reddit screenshot
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>>217802172the only good movies that exist were made after 1995. what you're referring to is boomerslop.
In case the FBI or some other 3-letter agency is reading this, all the allegations are correct, I confess to every accusation, and I waive my right to an attorney or to a fair trial.
>>217802215wow dude your post ironic nihilism is so funny dude
OAND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O
>>217802215Being anti n word towers is unironically more reddit-like than pro n word towers You could be a reddit mod
>>217802217jason tier post
C
>>217802230Are you literally 12 or something? Nigger towers aren't creative or interesting.
>>217802223>troon caseShocker >>217802230Do you feel like you finally fit in yet?
>>217802238>>217802239And yet they remain non-redditUse a more appropriate vocabulary
>>217802230Arby's tier post
whats goody whats goody whats goody
BINGIAND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O
>>217802248actually this would be an Arby's post>>217802124
Imagine posting on /cum/ in the big '25
>>217802238>Nigger towers aren't creative or interesting.Neither are 90% of the random ass posts in this general and yet you only seem bothered by nigger towers. Curious.
>>217802264i will leave this place forever in the big '26
>>217802185>He was raped.sad. but such is the fate of all /cum/ personalities.jason knows this best, it's why he locks himself in his room and desperately tries to fend off the inevitable.
>>217802260https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJhsO3yCUU
I was raped my entire life
Is this about the raped?
>>217802267Unless you kys, no you won't lol you're doomed to be in this shit until you die.
Most porn stars were raped when young
I wish I had the money and clout for floosies.
>>2178021933 years of sucking annnnnnnd WE'RE BACK
I have so much cleaning to do tomorrow
Anons itt really be like >Is that... LE RACIST N WORD TOWER!!??? Ohhhhh no no no no no I need to interrupt this quickly before it gets out of hand, ok ok now what should I say ummm "it's not like I'm offended or anything!" Heheh that'll fool em
chudcel herewhy does society blame gooners for porn addiction but not the people (women and jews) pushing/creating porn?
fuck racism. seriously. it's not cool or funny.
Imagine bitching this much because you wanted to literally control five other randos for a middle-school tier joke.
>>217802317For the same reason I blame junkies for being addicted.
>>217802317Nobody forced you to watch it, but really all parties should be blamed>>217802319>>217802324"Nigger" oh man I really relished this one
>>217802317ah yes the famously well-regarded porn stars and pornographers. there are just so many of them. why just the other day my pastor brought one in and we all had a merry time fucking and sucking.
I don't know how to start a fire without a lighter
>>217802335You could also use a match, or some flint and metal
>>217802324I just want us to spell nigger, man. You're the one bitching about it
>>217802348You can spell nigger all you want, I don't know why you want us to drop everything for your benefit
>>217802340I don't know what rock is flint, I get that you rub them together on tinder to spark a flame.
>>217802331its not about how well regarded they are or how much they feed on seed. its the fact that they get zero blame in how damaging "porn" is, it is entirely blamed on coomers for consooming it and nobody else.
>>217802359Alright thanks, now please don't interrupt or else you're definitely offended and bitching (much like a redditor would) Now where were we? N
>>217802362Here's a historical reenactor teaching how it works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg65rB-z66Q
>>217802376Pinche mayate wey!!!
Okay, let's make Anon happy. He's been waiting for this. N
one time my job made everyone go on a gay trip to an art museum and we were separated into groups of 4, but 2 of the people who were supposed to be in my group didn't show up so i got stuck in a 2 person group with a cute girl i had seen but never talked to before, and it felt like a date and i knew she felt like it was a date and i knew that she knew that i knew that it felt like it was a date, but in the first five minutes of walking around she told me about boyfriend and it was awkward for the next 2 hours. haven't talked to her since but her desk is on the way to the bathroom
>>217802406Cute anecdote anon, I liked your story.
>>217802406>but in the first five minutes of walking around she told me about boyfriend
>>217802406should've told her you have a gf too
WAAAOW are you guys heckin saying the N WORD on /r/cum in TWENNY TWENNY FI???
>>217802425thanks feel free to share one of your own i will read it
Imagine still calling shit "Reddit" in the big 25. You don't even know that there's a new Reddit, but I'm not telling you what that is.
>>217802449this nigga mad as hell
hug your local elder emo
i dont think redditors are allowed to say nigger
>>217802406Bitch is Sunday vacation December shit why the fuck you doing thinking about jobs?Get a decent life I thought white first world niggas didn't have bad days because they're super amazing rich and first world and shit loooollll
Yeah, I'm mad, you got me>>217802461Emos don't get old, Anon...
>You don't even know that there's a new Reddit, but I'm not telling you what that is.
https://youtu.be/LHKPLaVDd_I?si=gYVQ8IK0L40qEZgHwe are a milfpilled general
Going to volunteer at my local humane society this week. I'll treat the non-shitbulls and the cats very well.
>>217802449The "new reddit" is whatever site you're posting on
>>217802502Yeah, people who post on the sites I post on really are faggots.
>>217802472>Emos don't get old, Anon...yes we do
Popular on reddit, athiests think they are real followers of Jesus' teachings now
>>217802466>I thought white first world niggas didn't have bad days because they're super amazing rich and first worldit's the opposite there is little hardship so we languish in boredom and complacency
>Dinkleberg you perfidious nigger!Holy shit how did they get away with that?
is steam down for anyone else rn?
>>217802528If you're so bored you should check out Minecraft, it's a fun game
>>217802526erm...why do they care?
>>217802532I just bought Sonic Adventure 2 an hour ago
>>217802544About what?
>>217802545I mean the online aspect. I have no connection to my friend list>SA2why? that game sucks ass
>>217802548about Jesus? if they're atheists>Jesus isn't real but IF HE WERE he'd TOTES agree with everything I do isn't that convenient hehehehehe
>>217802532works for me dog
>>217802552Nostalgia
>>217802526>atheists when you ask them to explain specifically why murder is bad
So did I get posted on r/cum yet?
>>217802557Because he's the most famous person in history I guess and conservatives claim to rep him but they don't really care about the loving part of what he says
tv is fucking dead, all those shows on nickelodeon cartoon network etc its all gone, i mean its still exist but its all slop and no one is watching it, its kind of sad but like at the same time i'm not gonna watch tv even if the shows were good, like those meant for tv shows are no more its a thing of the past, its all streaming now
Women with short hair are cute
>>217802538had it from beta on an old mojang account but microsoft stole it from me and i refuse to give them money for it. fuck microsoft
>>217802560just went back up for me. weird
>>217802578I haven't ever come across an atheist with even a base level understanding of the bible so their opinion on it's teachings is kinda irrelevant you know.
>>217802583Those were kids shows thougheverbeit
>>217802597There was some pew research that indicates that atheists know more about the Bible than most Christians
atheists when you ask them to do anything but sperg out about Christianity and also get a job
>>217802618those were timeless classics, case in point people still post them >>217802566>>217802531
>>217802622Post it
>>217802583yeah tv is pretty much dead its all just reruns now
>>217802622highly doubtful in facta complete lie
The reason I don't have many fond memories of western cartoons even though I grew up on them is because there's no plot. I have better memories of toonami cartoons because they had a story I could get invested in, I wanted to come home from school and see what happens next.
why am i so shleepy?
>>217802635do we really need more shows and video games already more "masterpieces" than an individual could complete in a lifetime
>>217802631
>>217802659That says evangelicals scored the highest
>>217802665Yea but they aren't the only Christians,
christians when you >read the bible on your own>believe in the trinity>dont believe in the trinity>dont listen to the catholic church>listen to the church>have images of angels in your windows>dont have images of angels in your church windows>have altar at the front of church decorated>dont have the altar decorated>hold communion>dont hold communion>baptize children>dont baptize children
>>217802583Wyld Pak is currently airing on Nickelodeon and its kino
Evangelicals are the most cringe Israel worshippers too
should i tell parentsberg im gay?
>>217802669It's almost like it's a large group that includes billions of different people
After seeing what happened to crystal thems I don’t really want a children’s show with access to millennials
>>217802675You should show them this picture. Yoda (of Star Wars fame) looks like a gangsta!
>>217802665Jews scored the highest with 18.7 followed by atheists
>>217802676and holds civil wars and kill each other over misinterpreting the same book
drinking milk
>>217802675They probably know already
>>217802668>>217802659that's not remotely the same as "athiests knowing more about Christianity" serious question: are you mentally challenged btw?
>>217802684No, most wars are politically and financially motivated, the religion is just window dressing. Christianity is explicitly pacifist
>>217802697>Christianity is explicitly pacifistno it's not
>>217802699Yes it is according to the examples of Christ, the apostles, and the early church Roman Catholicism is a political institution and you still wouldn't be allowed to have your own bible if it were up to them
>>217801145
>>217802697lol, ok. The troubles and the british civil war were all political and financially motivated. it had absolutely NOTHING to do with religion. The counter reformation? all about money. the Roman catholic church after all didnt have billions of gold reserves.
>>217802693On average its true
>>217802711no it's not, evangelicals score the highest according to your own sourceremember, you said "the Bible" not WORLD RELIGIONS
>>217802729Can you read?
>>217802746Yes, but apparently you cannot.
>>217802729Are they the only Christians, Christians includes all denominations not just one
>>217802759Evangelical Christians*
>>217802750The graph says Jews scored highest followed by atheistsRead it again
>>217802784no it says jews know the most about religion in general not about Christianity. Read it again
i want women women dont want me, how would you solve this conundrum
>>217802801Protestants need more sovl