Gaijin eternally BTFO
We're in Wales and she's speaking Welsh
>>217810257>And everyone clapped
>It was real in my mind
Japs are really just Korean Jeets, aren't they?
>>217810257>mfw japtwt is just reddit, japan
>>217810257japs seething is so funny
Gaijin shocked Nipponese rocked!
>>217810257>So I walked up to himYeah this is 100% fake
>>217810257gaijins shocked, takeshi rocks!
He should've pushed that gaijin in front of the incoming train
>>217810257Right now, at Hongdae Station, there was this foreigner talk abouting in a ridiculously loud voice,saying, "All Korean people are ugly who don't look like Kpop stars!" So, I walked up close to her and said in English,"Your country is full of women who would worship my Kpopmaxxed face, though."She looked totally shockedAfter a brief silence, she gave an angelic smile and walked with me somewhere.This is Korea. It's the land of the Kpopmaxxed KING. yo.
>>217810584It's Hongdae Ipgu(Hongik Univ.) station, chud. Know better.
>>217810631potato potato
>>217810584>>217810631these posters are the pastiest whitoids one can think of
>>217810257Right now, at Connolly Station, there was this Englishman talking in a ridiculously loud voice, saying, "All Irish people are idiots who can't farm potatoes!" So, I walked up close to him and said in Gaelic, "Your country is full of child-raping Pakis thoughever." He looked totally shocked. After a brief silence, he gave a perfidious smile and walked off somewhere. This is Ireland. It's the land of the Celt, yo.
>>217810257he forgot to add the part where everyone clapped
>>217810341your quoted passage does not appear in the original text, though
>>217810257Right now, at Yishun Station, there was this indonesian shouting in a ridiculously loud voice,saying, "All Singaporeans are stupid spiritually israeli cinebabi who all eat pig!" So, I walked up close to him and said in Bahasa,"76IQ."He looked totally shocked.After a brief silence, he gave a strained smile and walked off somewhere.This is Singapore. It's the land of the geniuses, yo!
>>217810257this just reads like a middle school fantasy scenario
>>217810257the replies are even funnier
>>217810257JAPANESE ROCKEDGAIJIN SHOCKED
>>217811849Japanes confirmed:British English > Americn English
>>217810257>things that never happened
>>217810257>After a brief silence, he gave a wry smile and walked off somewhere.Assuming it is not in his head the gaijin clearly had a picrel moment.
Right now, at the O'Hare/Lake red line el station, there was this Wisconsinite shouting in a ridiculously loud voice, saying, "All Chicagoans are stupid niggers who all eat deep dish pizza!" So, I walked up close to him and said in my Chicago accent: "ay bruh what the fuck you say?? Is dat a white boy saying nigga? Aw hell nah that's fucked up, you rayciss, that ain't right man".He looked totally shocked. After a brief silence, he gave a strained smile and walked off somewhere, then later that night I got shot to death in an unrelated gang shooting in Englewood. This is Chicago. It's the land of BAM BAM BAM oh lawd I've been shot, ay to call the amberlamps, yo!
>>217810584I fvcking kneel to Hongdae.
>>217810257Reminds me of that atheist professor copypasta.
>>217812435Right now, at college campus, there was this professor talking in a ridiculously loud voice, saying, "This rock is 4.6 billion years, you stupid Christians". So, I walked up close to him and said in King James' English,"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now"He looked totally shocked.After a brief silence, he gave me a quite Jewish smile and walked off somewhere.This is America. It's the land of and Jesus and small government, semper fi.
>>217810257>>217810584>>217811849And that person's name? Albert Einstein.
>>217810257now try saying that without sounding mad
>This is Japan. It's the land of the Japanese language, yo.YEAH, TELL 'EM, BRO!
>>217810257>>217810584They are becoming too uppity...
>>217810257be careful...but what did he mean by that?
>>217813794They need Fat Man and Little Boy correction.
>>217810257britisher shocked nippon rocked.
>>217810257lmaowtf is wrong with japs
>>217814025Centuries of isolation on a tiny island + nuclear radiation fallout from atomic bombs and the Fukushima meltdown made them all terribly autistic, case in point: >>217813940
oh no no no gaijinsisters we got too cocky
>>217810257im getting jap fatigue
>>217810257meanwhile in reality
Japs are jeet tier these days wtf happened
>>217814537kino
>>217814537Kek
>>217813940It's funny how ALL Japanese act this way. You see this on /int/ too, if you've been in the "slanted eyes" threads.>ME? I'M NOT BUTTHURT AT ALL! HOW THE FUCK AM I ANGRY? I'M NOT PHASED IN THE SLIGHTEST! THIS IS WHY I'M AWAKE FOR 16 HOURS REPLYING TO EVERY SINGLE POST! TO SHOW YOU ALL HOW NOT ANGRY AND HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS!!!Why do they behave like this? It's something a woman or a child would do.
>>217814537Some Italians are alright
>>217814537Would be funny af if anybody who has a Xitter account would reply to all his messages with this.
>>217810584Based Chang, wypipo BTFO!
>>217814643Not even Japanese people who have browsed this board for years can understand the Amerimutt meme
>>217814537beautifulyou truly are the descendants of Romans
>>217814820Japanese people don't understand self-depreciating humour. It's like when Japs post 9/11 memes when they get angry at Americans, thinking Americans care about 9/11 in the same context they care about getting nuked twice. The #1 people making fun of 9/11 are Americans themselves.
>>217814605I think that's just one schizo, most japanese are not like him
>>217814537It all makes sense now. I appreciate your contribution, /int/ellectual.
>>217810584>then, everybody danced gangnam style
>>217814892i really need to show agarthan charlie kirk yakub math edits to japanese people (and other east asians too) just to see their reactions
>>217814537kek
>>217814892This is genuinely so infantile, do they think "Barbenheimer" is actually about them?
>>217810257You need to be very stupid to assume no one will speak the lingua franca in the country you're visiting.
>>217814977honestly it's just face culture (which is eastern in nature) that's destroying their ability to engage in ironic self-deprecation (which is western in nature)being insulted by someone from a different tribe and laughing it off is a sign of weakness and brings shame to your clan/family o algo. east asian face culture is like a more tame form of indian izzat, just with more angry verbal disapproval and with less zero-sum generational honour feudingthe more "westernised" a country is, the more they are able to engage in western ironic humour, hence why east asian countries like mine or HK don't really get terribly slighted by petty/trivial insults from others, unlike Japan/China/Korea for example.
>>217815107Japanese people behave a lot like Indians when you think about it>Finnish slanted eyes incident>Japs: "WE DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!!!">*is angry about it and even demand apologies even though they think they don't look like that*>meanwhile in Finland>"haha we are Mongols lol look at our 1,000,000+ memes on us being Mongols"
>>217810257Rules for gaijin.
>>217810257
>>217815421it's real, i was there
>>217815341A country full of high-iq people can't design readable slides.
>>217810257>your country is full of people who can't speak Japanese, though
>>217813726my wife...
>>217818204Good taste. My favourite character in azumanga daioh as well.
>>217810257I wonder how many Netouyo losers I caused to have these fantasies just by my mere presence when I lived there.
>>217814537lol
>>217810257Gaijin shocked. Japan rocks
>>217814956>I think that's just one schizoMore like 30-60% desu
>>217814537Santo Sigmar, benedici questo corpo martoriato !
>>217810584I KNEEL I KNEEEEEL
>>217815341HAHA! It's taller than he is.It helps having a guide/friend/tour manager to help out with things like "Drink that here. You won't find a garbage between here and the venue." or "That's a mob bar. I'm sure you guys would have a great time in there if they let you in, but I don't know if I want you to. Know what I mean?" or "You don't want to take the train from here at this hour. We're better off walking for a bit. I don't know if all the batons, lube, and shoe horns in the world would get the doors closed with you fat fucks on board."
>>217811440la verdad no creo que paso
>>217810416The guy with the castle? He's alright.
>>217810257Gaijiners shocked, Nipponese ROCKED!
and then everyone clappedmeanwhile in reality:>japoid virgin seething at the BWC CHAD dunking on jap dogs while jap women are wetting themselves around him>japoid virgin then goes home to post a fantasy scenario on xitter where his big comeback was "bb-b-but you don't speak my irrelevant language!!!"KWAB
>>217814537Itadakimasu dude, I can't wait to ride the docile and tight bullet train and put my seat back all the way
Right now, at the Brampton train station, there was this Indian man talking in a ridiculously loud voice, saying, "All Canadians are idiots who can't outrun trains" So, I got my phone out. After a brief silence, he gave the saddest smile I've ever seen and jumped in front of a train. This is Brampton. Jeets jump in front of trains here, yo.
>>217821190
>>217821096My fantasy scenario is watching Japanese women wet themselves
>>217814537
>>217810257And then an Bald Eagle flew down, clawed him in the face, and everyone clapped.
>>217810775The only person speaking Irish in Ulysses being a larping Englishman is the funniest part of all of Joyce's writing
>>217810257My 8 year old child literally just stood up and started clapping after reading that.
>>217810775>perfidiouslel
>>217821500You can buy those again? God bless Trump.
>>217821561Buy? You get them for free.
>>217814537I lol'd
>>217821602I'd rather have the receipt, in case I need to return the child, or trade it in.
>>217814537based
>>217814537fucking hell
>>217811111>top 4 are all chinese city statesmmmhalso, nice digits btw
>>217814537Cinecittà Italiana
>>217810381Koreans are already jeetish
I wonder what normal japanese people feel when they see this shit
>>217823645>normal Japanese people
>>217823645>normal>japanese>feel
>>217810257There has been an uptick in unruly gaijin recently. They need urgent correction.
>>217823645I'll send it to my paid homie Ryu and respond back with his abnormal Japanese response. It's 0730, and god knows what that freak's up to this close to Christmas, but I really hope to have a response for you before this thread dies.
>>217812248Kekkk
>>217812248Chicago anywhere north of South Loop is the coolest city west of New York and east of LA, hands down
>>217823955>paid uh?
>>217824310As us lifelong Chicagoans (born and raised in Naperville btw) say, 'Numbers in street, your ass is dead meat. Steet starts with 'K', you're having a bad day".
I never understood the concept of "I'm better than you because I speak more languages". You speak English because we've achieved cultural victory, because it's the lingua franca for most of the world. Nobody speaks Japanese (or Swedish, or Hungarian, or Swahili) because those countries' cultures simply never mattered on the world stage.
>>217824551But the Koreans and the chinks from Taiwan aren't like this or at least they are something between Japs and normal people mentality wise
>>217824445>born and raised in Naperville btwNever understood why this triggers le real Chicagoans so much. Everybody from DFW is from "Dallas" even if they live out in Melissa or Denton or something. In my experience nobody knows that Fort Worth even exists, never mind that DFW is a thing or that most people live in no-name suburbs in our 4th largest metro area
>>217814537holy kek
>>217824359My band's first time there, the band we were opening for hooked us up with their tour manager... Abnormal is the best way I can describe him. I've heard him say things in public that could make a corpse blush.Anyway, he seems unfazed.
>>217824696wtf what a coincidence, i'm from Chicagoland and my wife is from DFW, so i'm pretty familiar with this topic lol.Anyways, my wife and I have both come to an agreement: if someone asks us where we're from and we're in Chicagoland/DFW, we will specify on our specific suburb. If we're in the Midwest/the South and someone asks us, we'll say we're from Chicagoland/DFW (amazingly, more people seem know what DFW is compared to Chicagoland). But if we're traveling outside of the country and a foreigner asks us where we're from, we'll say Chicago/Dallas just to make it easy, I don't wanna get into an autism debate with some nigga who doesn't even speak english. Also, related:https://youtu.be/D0sZpEEvw0Q
>>217824822Dude...you're the abnormal specimen. You fucking weirdo, you.
>>217824871None of us are normal. It's why we get along so well. I'm mostly just happy/disappointed that he didn't respond with poetry.
>>217810257SHARE 2 ALL JAPANES
>>217824864I went to the Midwest for a summer internship back in college and when I said I'm from DFW they looked at me like I had a third eye. Never againOutside Texas's neighbor states, they don't know DFW either. You go to Charleston and tell somebody your wife is from DFW and they'll look at y'all the same way https://youtu.be/EFQ0jeLTbsk
>>217814537KEK
Also some older foreigners know the show Dallas since it was a blockbuster hit but generally they don't know any Texas cities. I just say I'm from Texas and their faces light up
>>217810257>>217810584>>217814537This is the best thread on /int/
>>217823920
>>217814537KWABADABADOOOO
>>217810584based kim destroyer of white w*man
>>217814537Biting social commentary
>>217814537itaryan post
>>217824930my favourite one is the>einstein and indian man sitting next to him make a bet>if the indian can't answer einstein's question then he pays einstein 5 pounds>if einstein can't answer the indian man's question then einstein pays him 5000 pounds>indian man asks: what's an animal that goes up the mountain on 4 legs and comes down with 3>einstein can't answer, pays him 5000 pounds>so he asks the indian what's the answer>the indian gives him 5 poundseven in made up stories about how smart they are they're just scamming people lol
>>217814537Kekazo
>>217814537One last gem before 2026.
>>217826322some of the best comedy comes from being self-aware
>>217810257japs really are a lot like jeets
>>217814537some memes just don't get old
>>217814537/int/ is recovering
>>217810895look closer chink eyes
>>217814537Total Italian LOVE
>>217815264Well they are half of the "he's a zainichi [x] saar" meme for a reason
>>217824551I think it's a matter of language. Your personality and worldview changes depending on the language. Some ideas you're accustomed to in your country are harder to transmit and express in other languages and might even make you sound like a retard to the other person.
>>217810257>though
>>217814537I-Itaria-sama…I niiaru
>>217810257Right now, at the middle of nowhere because Iceland has no trains or any form of functional public transport really, there was this Polack talking in a ridiculously loud voice,saying, "All Icelanders are autists who fuck elves!" So, I walked up close to her and said in Icelandic,"You're just jealous we get to smash elf pussy every night while you get raped by Germans and Russians, though."He looked totally shockedAfter a brief silence, he gave no smile because Polish people are all terminally depressed and walked off somewhere. Or at least he would've if I'd actually said it but I was too autistic to talk to a stranger.This is Iceland. It's the land of the autistic elffuckers, yo.
>>217810257what actually happened is he saw a foreign man and his cute Japanese gf holding hands in public and he was so mad about it that after he got home he masturbated to the thought of them fucking and having a loving family then made up something to post on twitter after the post-nut despairity hit
>>217827656>Irish men write cuckold fantasies in the middle of the night during the work weekFascinating species...
>>217810775kek
>>217814537Everytime
>>217827656>his cute Japanese gfThat's a bold assumption
>>217827524I'd high five you, but I'm allergic to elf pussy.
>>217811849Based learner.
>>217810257>he looked totally shockedhe wasn't shocked, he just didn't know what "Youlu cuntuly isa fula ofu peopru whoa cantu aspeaku ajapaneasuru, toru" meant
>>217823920japs see whitoids the same way we see african americans
>>217814511why? they don't do anything other than seethe online
>>217815258good point
>>217811111Kek. Also checked.>>217829458Their seething has gotten very annoying atp. Every time they seethe they eat up the soft power currency they've built up from getting the world addicted to JRPGs, tranime and JAV. And that currency is depleting fast right now because JRPGs nowadays are trash, most tranime nowadays are boring, and much of JAV is now getting stale.
>>217810584Oppa..
>>217810257please tell me the comments are all "and then everyone clapped" and such, japs wouldn't actually buy this obvious bullshit would they?
>>217825918Like white boomers crying about black kids over nothing
>>217810584this is why we need another Squeeze Game Itaion
>>217830685Based kill normgroids and foids
>>217810257Right now, at Dallas station, there was this Calofornian talking in a ridiculously loud voice, saying, "All Texans are idiots who are obsessed with guns!" So, I walked up close to him and said, "Your state is full of violent homeless drug addicts though ever." He looked totally shocked. After a brief silence, he gave a homosexual smile and walked off somewhere. This is Texas. It's the land of the cowboy, yo.
>>217830679>over nothing
>>217830651You're giving too much credit to Japs kek.They truly are a nation of autists with zero self-awareness whatsoever.
>>217810257This didn't happen.
>>217830793Every Asian country that prioritizes English, has never won a Nobel Prize in Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics. This is what happens when Asians betray their Asian language. Only Japan has escaped the curse of the English language.
>>217830980Sure thing Takeshi hafu Jones.Don't pull go pulling an ER on your way out though.
>>217814537AVGVSTVS
Right now, at skyharbor airport, there was this californian shouting in a ridiculously loud voice,saying, "All Arizonans are stupid gringos who all eat burgers!" So, I walked up close to him and said in Spanish,"No mames guey."He looked totally shocked.After a brief silence, he gave a strained smile and walked off somewhere.This is Arizona. It's the land of the chicano, yo!
>>217824696Yeah I'm from Detroit (actually 25 minutes northwest in the metro area)
This board really shattered my views on japanese people
>>217814537BASED
>/int/Anons believe Xitter's paranoid schizophrenia represents us.
>>217810257Based
>>217814537Beautiful
>>217832621Look! It's one of those horrible Japanese racists!
>>217832034I used to think that Japanese were funny and intelligent, now I know they are racist and should not be allowed to have nuclear weapons.
>>217832034On the other hand nobody needs the Internet to know seaniggers are lazy, violent and jealous of Japanese people
>>217810257Gajin shockedJapan rock
>>217825918>#childrenToT
>>217833881Getting the band back together?Where's Germany?
>>217814537BRAVO ITALIA
>>217823920Why are they so autistic?
>>217830651>please tell me the comments are all "and then everyone clapped" lolno. Not a single person in that thread expressed skepticism.
>>217814537I had my hand on my heart while reading this
>>217814537One of you should post that in OOP's thread
Why is this racist website constantly shitting on the Japanese for being racist?
>>217810775>>217810584>>217811111>>217812248Good thread
>>217838678It's a hall of mirrors. Right now, at the Forechins, there was this Croatian guy asking in a reasonably calm voice: "Why is this racist website constantly shitting on the Japanese for being racist" So, I waddled up behind him and whispered in a terrible Kosovar accent: "Ni-gar".He looked equally aroused and disgusted. After a brief silence, he ripped a mad fart and walked off somewhere. Motherfucker gave me pink eye.This is 4chan. OP is a faggot, no exceptions!
>>217838946kek
You lot discovered Japoid autistic ojisans on Xitter and posted it on /int/ and mocking us...sooo tired.... it's been rather painful at 4chan lately.
>>217839269It's ok Nihonchan, you'll all be back to smiling and ripping on us again soon enough. (‾◡◝)
>>217839269>you lotYou're not Japanese, Davido-kun.
>>217823920>#Foreigners #Children
>>217814537Bravissimo!
>>217810257As a foreigner I can only admit complete defeat. Japan won.
>>217814537OH, SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>217814537needs brown footprints
>>217814537I’m not a weeb and I don’t care about Japan all that much, but now it is my life mission to go to Japan and do this.Fuck takeshi gunna do?
>>217839269Zainichi detected
>>217814537fucking KEK
>>217814537the heir of ROME has spoken
>>217832034tsmt
>whites complaining about foreigners/int/: :0>japs complaining about foreigners/int/: >:(((
>>217810257>This is Japan. It's the land of the Japanese language, yo.
>>217831183My evidence is that Singapore has zero culture, which is what happens when Asians pretend to be Englishmen.
>>217845730>Yo! Jesse! Get in the robot!>Your dad's dead, bitch! Get in the robot!
>>217830732>Immediately melts down and escalatesYes it's literally the same kek
>>217845226Whites complain about africans raping women. Japanese people complain about people being loud on the train
>>217846913>Whites complain about africans raping womenYeah, cope. Indians don't rape much yet they get even more hate than Africans
>>217847023>Indians don't rape muchEpic bait
>>217810257>208K likesare the Japaneseretarded perhaps?are the Japanese mentally retarded?what the fuckthis is some 70 IQ br*wn-tier delusion
>>217847023You know why you get a ton of hate SAAR. And if you don't you haven't been paying attention.
>>217847260>>217847306Xenophobia isn't because of rape, it's because browns and foreigners in general are icky and yucky. In Croatia chuds frequently invent fake crime reports and pin them on jeets to have a "rational" pretext to hate them
>>217847712Brown people are icky because they rape and refuse to assimilate, it's not that hard
FACT: Gaijin should leave Nippon
>>217847270Maybe they're retards - Stunted, backwards... but maybeGaijin should just leave
>>217847785Lol picrel is an average meme from /pol/. It's quite literally the same shit as the Japanese chuds. Gaijin existing in public transport = bad
>>217851448The africans are dressed like they're still in their jungle and the muslim is wearing her ugly sandnigger garment. And none of them knows how to sprak the language
>>217845226>guttural tongueAren't Germanic languages known for that? is he retarded?
>>217814537I can sense the POWER OF ROME through this replyVGH...
>>217814537Gem
>>217846913please realize both are monkey-like behaviors, therefore the japanese are right.
>>217814537I LOVE ITALY
>>217810257Gaijin shocked! Nihon rocked!
>>217810257>Britisher shocked, faints
>>217814537>senza titolo the mark of true quality shitpost
>>217810257>yo he should have put the よ
>>217814537AVE CAESAR
>>217810257And then everyone crapped
lol
>>217855298No, that's rude in Japan.
>>217824696this argument is flawed in two ways:>the majority of suburbanites are in fact the descendents of the original inhabitants of the city before white flight>the argument mostly comes from transient populations overcompensating to fit in or impoverished communities who are insecure about their status
>>217810257My name is Takeshi White, yo.
>>217814569They always were, auto translate will be their downfall
damn there isnt a single japanese flag in this thread
>>217832621wait nvm i found one
>>217839269>>217857910
>>217814537italy is back
>>217810257Would've been better had the jap said"Your country is full of people who can't speak English, though."
>>217831756I say this and it pisses off millenials something fierce for whatever reason. Definitely not a Chicago-exclusive meme.
>ctrl+f>rock9 matches
>>217814537holy based
>>217810257For once I'm willing to believe it's a real jap on those tweets
>>217814537Okay okay, we can cancel TSD, for now.
>>217814537Get me in the cap
>>217810584kek
>>217827524You deserve a (you) for this even though it failed to make me laugh.
>>217810381bushido is jap izzat
Gaijin: Can u Swim?Japanese: NoGaijin: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Japanese: Can u Swim?Gaijin: Yes!Japanese: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… Gaijin faints
>>217814537Exactly my thoughts.
>>217810257They are so lame.Unironically.Chinese and koreans are cunts but at least they are funny sometimes.
>>217814537Italy proving, once again, why its the craddle of our civilization and the best country in europe.
>>217810257Kek, why are they like this?
>>217863423
man, why are the japanese so cringe?it's like they have a mentality of an 8th grader
>>217865581>looks around the chansDo you want the good news first or the bad news?
>>217814537is this manga?
Will never forgive SUOMI for causing all of this
>>217814537kek, japs on suicide watch
