Praised be the Holy Line
hallowed be thy GDP.
thy free market come
thy higher will be done
on first world as it is in third world
give us this our commodities,
and forgive our withdrawal
as we forgive those who withdraw against us,
and lead us in shallowness but deliver us from fluctuations
for thine is the economy, the power and the glory

amen

I live just so the line can go up, I worship the line.

No, I don't work a corporate job.