shoplifting a poo

I have worked with migrants from all over the world (Middle East, SE Asia, Latin and South America) for around 7 years total now in various ways. I am a blonde haired blue eyed white woman.

I have been photographed, videoed, FaceTimed without my consent too many times to count. I was followed to my car once. In my early 20s I was helping a recently arrived Afghan man schedule a brain surgery for his child in an office alone and he brought up how he got to America and thought all American women were prostitutes and he thought he would be able to find someone while his wife was pregnant really easily. It was so jarring. Taken within context of course but yeah.

I have been sexually propositioned. None of the other white women ever got it as bad as I did either.

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A merry Christmas and a happy new year to all of you x

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the sandwich that saved britain

You wouldn't steal a poo

>>217825414
get the banana bread BAKED

>eats a sandwich
>loses

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>>217825481

>>217825497
Jesus was a false prophet

https://youtu.be/g8wLmj9SiKM

Honestly what were they thinking? Its even more amazing that legacy media will praise this

You wouldn't poo a car

>>217825481

https://vocaroo.com/1ceP7B0thlsR

Catberg is meowing so loud I can't sleep
he can't be in pain becasue he's only doing this at night and it can't be territory thing becasue he's neutered

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rorkebug

>>217825532
Took Orwells idea and made it about Capitalism instead of Communism. Classic lefty subversion.

>>217823364
>>217825502
>Son of Polish Jews
Why's he so swarthy?

ive been made redundant as the team leader of /brit/

next year I’m going to the join the army

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>Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business

>>217825534
I'd poo a car

my life is black as coal brimstone hell

>>217825575
thank you for your service to israel

>>217825532
um, this is cultural appropriation or something

>>217825570
congratulations you're hired

>>217825562
But not even in a good way. In a kind of vile pixarish way

thoughts on wilfried nancy?

>>217825619
absolute godsend to scottish football

>>217825618
I don't expect anything else from them. They can't help themselves but ruin everything that was once good and had value.

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jazz jackrabbit and his brother spaz

>>217825664
his tactics are good imo, celtic just has shit players

>>217825599
There is no war

>>217825685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUIYLmIZVfE
https://variety.com/2025/digital/obituaries-people-news/vince-zampella-dead-call-of-duty-creator-car-accident-1236615214/
Creator of Call of Duty died. Ferrari crash. Shit's bad. RIP, he made good stuff.

MI5 hacking my laptop

>>217825771
shit vince zampella
thats titanfall 3 fucked then

>>217825771
Damn that's fucked. I'm not a vidya guy but everyone seems to love that game.

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>>217825771
he didn't drive so good

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ktim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XHb3ft4JE8

>>217825715
state of that face

I once had a baddie gf and treated her like nothing
Can’t believe what I was like

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>>217825771
You are the weakest link: goodbye

do you reckon if i went to NW europe/england my pollen allergies would disappear or does it not work like that

>>217825875
if you were raped, shouldn't you contact the police or something? what are you doing posting here?

post that webm rorke hates, you know the one

Hate that my little brothers all grown up miss when he was my little brother now he’s just a man fucking well sad when I think about I spent most of my time out with my mates when he wanted to play football with me in the garden or something never get to experience that again now just gone forever and I made all them mistakes

>>217825897
yuropeans love snot nosed yanks, you'll be fine

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>>217825904

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>>217825904
here's one of a white boy making a fool of himself lol

>>217825924
polish men and women alike love these black beings

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>>217825900
>what are you doing posting here?
ahah, glad you ask. well, you see.. im half british. and yourself?

yeah pipe tf down faggot go vibe on /lgbtq+/ or w/e hole you crawled out of

>>217825924
would spray

>>217825575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIxsPBbZ_b8

>>217825951
Symbolic of society or something

>>217825974
Do you even listen to these songs or just try and find anything that is related to the post

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how can you not want to be a woman? look at them, they're so pretty and soft and lovely and ooooooooooooomg

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>>217825960
so you're mousey's mentally ill cousin from accross the pond

>>217825973
beastiality
i guarantee you she stinks

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>>217825904

>faggot
mate you're the one that sucked a willy you have no business using this word

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>>217825954
I get periods where I want to fuck nothing but black women and then I go back to normal

>>217825992
nigga it's the quo of course i've listened to it

>>217825951
>making a fool of himself
yes its definitely not the trash diggers taking waste from the bin and throwing it back out onto to the ground. also, 0 context given.

>>217826009
ILL FUCKING WASH HER ASS BEFORE THAT

>>217826001
every foid in america looks like this i wanna punch her in the face #chudrage

>>217826035
Never heard of them sorry unc

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>>217825839
>>217825839

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night night, alt right

*wakes up, sits up in bed*
*cracks fingers*
*prepares for another long day of shitposting"

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>"Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking."

Sisterberg refusing to eat lamb shoulder because "it's got loads of fat" then scarfing down two sausages which are at least 20% fat
The hypocrite

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>wow rorke, you're cool. want to show me your infamous 'meme folder'?

don’t even know why I booked time off work just sit here alone drinking chesp shite not even any point may aswell be in work and not wasting my days

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Posted on /v/ everyone said it was AI

>>217826095
Lamb fat is life.

>>217826090
sara gone woke

>>217826121
she's not been woke for a little while now

>he's not heard of status quo
the game's gone

>>217826095
Way too obvious mate try again. Here’s the reply you wanted anyway

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>>217826090
I burned the sharif
But I did not burn no deputy

>>217826039
it's AI retard

>>217826095
post her arse

Hello court tribunal!

got the turkey after all thank fuck

>>217826137
How old are you then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uceKqK7xYs

I want to sleep but I can feel poo stirring in
I just know that the moment I shower and lay in bed I will get the desire to poo
might as well force it out now and have a good sleep

>>217826138
She does do that though
"Cuts the fat off" chicken breast too and wastes loads of meat

>>217826179
Based Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 enjoyer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU86MpVAIPM

>>217826197
immature bitch honestly needs to grow the fuck up
i'm shocked that in the current year people still don't know that the fat is the good bit

goodbye my lover
goodbye my friend

don't see the point of skimmed amd semi skimmed milk

>>217826255
It's healthy rorke

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>>217826179
Hell yeah dude, lets go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4y9IZqJEhw

got a kiss from a uni bird who was making fun of me for having grey hairs and being old tonight. will never understand the female mind.

Hitler was right about the Jews

having a gender dysphoria cry before bed .. x

Going to try and replace the battery in my garmin watch instead of buying a new one because I need to stop spending money

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a dont get like how folk can rape wimen when theyre drunk like. like ma cock doesnae even get hard when a ave a few, how dae dey it likes. a like wouldnae even be like a wouldnae find em hot like. atm am lookin at a fine lass but nufins workin. am kinda embarrassed luckly its just pixels at a screen

>>217826272
if she didn't like you she wouldn't have teased you

unc chatting about how a girl kissed him

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Getting a kindle on Thursday

>>217826294
does that mean everyone in /brit/ fancies me?

im 20 and I have fucking random strands of grey hair and my hair is jet black too so it’s extremely obvious

Australia gets Christmas earlier than Britain
But they have it in summer so it kinda sucks

i'm 26 and i've had a receding hairline since I was 16
look like vegeta.

>>217826302
these kind of mixed women are extinct now

>>217826314
yes you popular cunt

>>217826317
im the lad who got made fun of by the uni bird and i had my first noticeable greys before i even got to uni lol just the way she goes lad. i like to think it's the price i paid for having a full head of hair while all my mates are losing theirs aggressively

>>217826317
damn son, my uncle went completely white at 27, but he looked kind of cool

>>217826329
vegeta is based tbf

>>217826348
What is the reason you don’t dye it because I’m seriously considering it

>>217826365
not his hairline though

>>217826289
>Going to try and replace the battery in my garmin watch instead of buying a new one because I need to stop spending money
not gonna happen

I had 3 grey hairs a few years ago when I was partying and not sleeping a lot but when I stopped they turned black again.

>>217826378
And why is that?

i dont grey when stressed i just bald

>>217826383
lovely jewish milkers

>>217826383
crikey

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>>217826393
don't care, look at this lol

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>>217826270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGkyva_3fy4

Don't really get AI
Its just the same thing as Google pretty much

I always look completely gormless after shaving

remember when report of the week thought he was being gangstalked and used to comment on tim's videos

>>217826383
Dang, is that Winona?
>>217826429
I don't get it

Trump is coming after your bbc

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latex xmas

>>217826470
DOUBLE
WILLARD
ACTION

>>217826470
right I'm hard again

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>>217826440
Kool Keith is the man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJt6C97kAjk

>>217826470
Ah the fabled gay porn

Just plug me back into the matrix famalam

Let me forget everything

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzsA-mBxNPA

did someone say bevaragino?

>>217826555
real

/brit/ has died
here lies /brit/
dead

I am unironically being investigated by the intelligence services for disclosing conifdential information online

I'm 69 years old

>>217826684
2 years older than me

bulked way too much. I looked way better three months ago

wish i was 37 but looked 17, life really just isn't fair

>>217826366
just dont care tbqh lad. never have.

>>217826150
No it isnt

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I drank this expensive beer and it was awful. Overly sweet crap

'ungry
no food in house

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>>217826712
I see what you did there

>>217826800
>trapist
are those beers made by Belgian tranny monks?

when I was young we had 69 and 420 and we were happy, but now you fucklings with your 67 come and RUIN everything

>>217826800
Paid £9.50 for a pint of some trappist shite once
never again

civil fucking war

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>>217826829
my nigga

Might watch It's a Wonderful Life.

>>217826800
Carefully scanning this bottle for any sign of your gimpish reflection

>>217826800
love belgian beers, but not a huge fan of their strong blonde ales like that or duvel or la chouf for example
flanders red or kriek or chimay red they're all peng

>>217826870
Only film that makes me cry so i dont watch it

>>217826870
Frank Capra was based.

>In his autobiography, written in 1971, Capra expressed his feelings about the shifting film industry:

>The winds of change blew through the dream factories of make-believe, tore at its crinoline tatters ... The hedonists, the homosexuals, the hemophiliac bleeding hearts, the God-haters, the quick-buck artists who substituted shock for talent, all cried: "Shake 'em! Rattle 'em! God is dead. Long live pleasure! Nudity? Yea! Wife-swapping? Yea! Liberate the world from prudery. Emancipate our films from morality!" ... Kill for thrill—shock! Shock! To hell with the good in man, Dredge up his evil—shock! Shock!

>Capra added that in his opinion, "practically all the Hollywood film-making of today is stooping to cheap salacious pornography in a crazy bastardization of a great art to compete for the 'patronage' of deviates and masturbators."

reckon one of the main reasons why relationships fail so much is because both parties just stop trying to look attractive, so many people just give up "well i've got her now... so I can get fat and stop dressing well"

I see so many 40+ yo women here who i'd gladly bang, would put up with a lot more if you know what i mean

Thanks for reading my schizo ramblings

>>217826846
yeah. i've had some that were good but this sucked

Spartacus was Bulgarian

>>217827011
He was a Thracian, a European.
Bulgars are turkshits who arrived here long after the Roman Empire fell.

Drinking permitted on a solo christmas?

>>217827082
It's mandatory.

>>217827082
drinking is permitted at any point on christmas, or indeed leading up to or afterward.

>>217827082
Hope youre ok

Top 3 British monarchs?

>>217826981
Yeah, there are a bunch of Chimay that i like.
>>217827046
well that's not very nice fren

>>217827192
LORD PALMERSTON

>>217827192
Alfred the Great
Edward I
Elizabeth I

>>217827192
Elizabeth I, Queen Anne, George III

rancid farts

orange juice time

Caught up on Slow Horses, gasping for the next season but it wont be in another year almost even though its already filmed and edited!

Eggnog is ENGLISH, you fat YANK CUNTS
COME ON THEN

>>217827311
No it isn’t
Brits don’t even know what eggnog is let alone drink it

>>217827311
is that a point of contention for some

>>217827330
Eggnog is an American drink
It’s first attested here
We still drink it

>>217827311
few are saying this, but many are thinking it

>>217826949
dont fink i ever seen 40 year old nipponesian

like karl said

they either like look 20

or like 60no inbetween with asians

>>217827290
dont know what dat is

tv imo is dross

>>217827355
just shit version of advocaat

>>217827366
its propa british tele

>>217827366
Agreed
More of a gay porn man myself

>>217827192
william 1

james 1

henry 5

>>217827359
exactly, because they look after themselves, contrast it with your average 40yo british woman and it's a no contest really

>>217827290
3 season of white right wing terrorists what are the odds

Fatty yanky no walky anywheres :/
Fatty bo batty yanky go to walmart to buy processed cheese and sloppy joes sloppy poo poo
Me fatty yanky me drink the fluoride sugar gloop YUMMY!
Fatty yank brain of mush worship black people like gods but get stabbed by them on way home from Walmart
Fat yank goes home to watch floorsqueek and more blax folx

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i dont like "empty boxes" captcha

just letting you all know that i shan't be opening the above webm

>>217827423
only one however

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>>217827444
>>217827444
>not using autosolver

>>217827436
you alright man?

>>217827451
few are saying this, but many are thinking it

>>217827436
i do all of this

Switched to Brave because youtube wouldn't fucking play on Firefox and now I'm seeing ads at the bottom of

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actually want to play this

>>217827629
>grand theft redeem

>>217827629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C63L2eOEODw

>>217827629
Wow

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>>217827620
>cucked to jewgle because they held back his goyslop and now he's getting even more of it
poetic

>>217827654
they could have side missions about working in a scam call centre and random npc muggers on trains

another day in my dogshit miserable life

Doomed... doomed... doomed...

>>217827701
another one could be asking for bob and vegene pics from white women on social media

Or having to increase your "western toilet" skill, the game basically writes itself

Wanking to Asian ladies again…

>>217827774
Few are saying this, but many are doing it

remember this

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766414786850910.webm

went tesco today
walked in
saw queues
walked back out
absolutely grotesque
working retail Christmas week must beike 6th level of hell

had the shits earlier

groomed a 17 year old ypipo today

truly disgusting how many codependent relationships I've had in my life

munching on prawn cocktail wotsits

got stuck at the rop of the cultist tower in final fantasy 6
level 80 bosses
im level 40
no items
no way out without beating this boss
had the revert to a save file lime 5 hours prior
bummer

munching on cock

might wrap presents tomorrow

>4 hours and no new
/brit/ is dead

how many people you think the new box captcha filtered
how many people never read the text and just couldnt figure out how to solve it

>>217827952
those were bots

Feeling...okay actually team

Latinas are the most beautiful in the entire world

>>217828107
certainly they have a decent claim among individual races but female hapas mog them

the neotenous features buff is too powerful

>>217828127
I'm just not a personal fan of Asian features, although there's a lot among them that are really beautiful, I find latinas to be the most beautiful

>>217828001
heard you're becoming a man again
is this true?

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>Bulgaria is switching from the Lev to the Euro on 1/1/26 (next week)
wonder how that works
does all your online banking just turn into a different number?
do you have to give in all physical currency to bankberg?
does every single machine in the country that accepts lev coins have to be thrown out?

the mind boggles

got love actually one, easily my favourite christmas film

>>217828161
No. And I've never been a fucking man.

>>217828162
Lev is cooler. Lev means lion and lions are amazing

>>217828173
Watched it last year to see the hype and it was shit

pooing myself

>>217828197
well, you are a man and always will be, tilde.

had a big liquid poo earlier

I exist in a horrible spot. I'm as stupid and unmotivated as whatever person comes to mind when you hear 'unskilled and uneducated working class', but have no interest in football and don't drink or smoke or do drugs. I live in the same meaningless dead end pit but can't content myself with any of their distractions which they are truly happy and fulfilled by with a smile on their death beds.

>>217828254
LOL

flip flopping between committing suicide and sticking around because interesting things might happen

>>217828254
so what is your predicament?

>>217828272
is mental though that literally everything you can imagine loses it's novelty, even shagging after you finally achieve it

>>217828272
why do you want to end it?

would love to smash your skull in

Got toil at 18:00 pm tomorrow evening team. Going to set the alarm for. 15:30 pm.

fancy a bum?

>>217828322
Couldn't do that today

>>217828308
im a mentally broken incel neet

so bored and not a single interesting and/or amusing thread anywhere on 4chan

Feel sorry for catberg my brother is staying for Christmas and catberg is scared of him and keeps hiding under my bed

used to be really good at osu as a teenager, like top 100 in the UK good and now I'm washed up as fuck

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lost 42 pounds

*finds 42 quid* coorrrr *gathers it all up*

>>217828343
me too, you're not alone so at least keep that in mind

>>217828409
congrats bro

>>217828409
nice

>>217827192
Richard III, Edward I, Henry V

watching some 'nime lads

>>217828559
cor I'd like to have sex with ash ketchum's mum

>>217828409
thought you used dollars

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I asked Jay Dyer if he has ever played KOTOR and he said yes and he liked it.

>>217827809
It's just gonna ramp up too, Wednesday will be carnage