Barely holding it together editionPrevious: >>217818227
finna hit back and shoulders tonight boyslesgeddit
I think I struck a chord >>217823501
>>217823499Mfers be posting shit like>barely holding it togetherAnd they are 30 year old neets with zero responsibilities or difficulties in their life who live with their Balkan mom
People are too damn comfortable talking about their sexual kinks now. Leave some mystery goddamn
I'm too scared to reactivate my dating apps because all the people from my high school are going to be back in town for Christmas but as the same time I really fucking need some pussy soon or else
>>217823565Nigga was just in Italy too
>>217823569I swear to god 90% of zoomer internet humor is just saying the word "femboy" and joking about your friend transitioning. What unrestricted internet access since birth does to a generation.
>>217823523wood nut in cider
>>217823565you have no idea how much i suffer. i don't wish this not even to my worst enemy. my thoughts are killing me every day. all i want is death and nothingness. i wanna rest in peace. i just want peace
what the hell happened here
Wageslaves be like>You think you have it tough? I have a job! >I'm so proud of my job. You don't have a job? Pathetic.>I work at my job. You've never met an employee like me before.
>>217823569People have always been open about their sexuality, Suleiman the magnificent openly wrote about wanting to fuck his male Greek adviser
Think this may be the worst Christmas ever for me
9/11? Whatever happened there
>>217823648sounds like he should have been called suleiman the FAGGIT lmaoooooo
>>217823565Like an axe hanging over your headYou know your lifestyle isn't sustainable and you've no future, so you're not even able to enjoy the comfort
>>217823648That's not the same thing, and even if it was, the fact that a dirty Turk was doing it centuries ago does not make it more desirable to me.
>>217823638Does your balkan mom let you suckle her until you gently fall asleep? No? Well you have it harder than him.
>Back then: Ughh I hate my wife>Now: Waaaaaa I have no gf
>>217823648you're telling on yourself by saying that sexuality and sexual kinks are the same thing faggot
>>217823569I had a roommate like thatJust kept having to tell him over and over that I don't want to hear about it
Here in Mexico we respect women.
>>217823785You're not in mexico spic
>>217823633Absolutely
>>217823699Whatever happened there? WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?!
>>217823809newfag + racist
>>217823681Why
>>217823817OOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>217823733It is. The ottomans viewed gay sex the same way the Greeks did.
>>217823829Just really unhappy in general so it's hard to appear in front of family
>>217823841thought these was niggas at first
If I get the job I'll be the only white employee at the Walmart. A white diversity hire. You'll never guess what race everybody else is.
>>217823636So why don't you drive over to Kosovo and go all Rambo on their asses to reclaim it for Serbia?
>>217823902You're moving up in the world huh
watching Heated Rivalry
>>217823902If the walmart is in Brampton or Mississauga it's all jeets but if it's in Richmond Hill it'll all be Persians
>>217823917Gotta start somewhere
>>217823902brampton born and raised
>>217823877I don't care what brown Turks were doing. I don't care what brown people do. If white people do what brown people do then they, too, are spiritually brown. Stop advocating for brown behavior.
>>217823948wow so diverse
just got a burger from 5 guys. it was so ass and it cost like $15. the west has fallen
>>217823927Is it good? It sounds like gay coomer bait
>>217823969You know how the US has that melting pot meme? Canada's official policy is to reject that for the mosaic meme. I.e. everyone is their own separate community with no interaction or assimilation.
>>217824015$15 is a lot damn...it comes with fries and a drink i presume?
God I'm so hungry. When is this bitch of a mother finna make food
>>217824015Would unironically be like $20-25 here
>>217824057They were trying to move away from the melting pot meme lately, because it's clearly RACIST to force brave and wonderful peoples of color (all brown) to assimilate to White culture.
Use this for the new
>>217824040if you like gay coomer bait
holy shit my camera almost has night vision, it's dark and I could barely see them
Gonna play Stanley parable deluxe.
>>217824096and they say foids can't be funny...oh wait
>>217824111pretty overrated dezu. it's like 40 minutes of gameplay.
>>217824096skinny bitches underated
>>217824127[you have alerted the deer]
>*QUAPPP*
>>217824096>retractable cordwhat magic is this? have literally never seen that on a vacuum
>>217824181I wave at them and they know it's me and then they chill.How many mofos wave at deer? When they first see me they get ready to go, then I wave and they relax.
last winter used 3070's were going for $300 and 2060 Super's were going for $150now both are $50-100 more expensive
>>217824096wtf are those eye piercings lol
>>217823965Telling people that being gay isn't okay is unironically brown and black people behavior anon. Are you a sand jawa or an American?
>>217824239Based deer tamer.
>>217824240you're going to rent access to cloud computing and you're going to like it, chud.
Shoot to thrill, play to kill, too many women with too many pills
>>217824235Seriously?European ingenuity rules supreme
>>217823542i just did that a few hours ago
>>217824289Hell yeah brother
Went to a winter solstice party last night that sucked and this obese socialist pig was talking about music and called something dad rock and I couldn't have cringed harder
>>217824280fuck my nigger life
>>217824289the single most overrated band in the history of rock n' roll.
not only does my life suck but it’s humiliating which is a deadly combination
This is what Americans can do when not hobbled by the brown menace
>>217824357Yeah but they got some songs I like
>american century of humiliation
>>217824322>imagine the sound
>>217824093>we've reached the point even old jew memes are no longer woke enoughTbqh it does seem like jews let woke get too strong and it came around to bite them in the ass
>>217824326i hate hearing ugly people talk. their ideas always match their appearance.
>>217824383YeahIt's one long humiliation onto the end and people are competing to be the ones that have the privilege to humiliate those beneath them
>>217824239jedi mind tricks
internetburg crashed for like 1/2 an hour
Anna's archive scraped almost all of Spotify, and they're going to start releasing the files as torrents soon
>>217824357AC/DC is based, kys zoomer
>>217824270I never said that being gay isn't okay. I said people shouldn't share SEXUAL KINKS. If you equate sexuality with sexual kinks then you are the brown one.
It's okay to be gay as long as it doesn't involve me
>>217824588I didn't, You are insinuating
It's okay to be gay as long as you murder other gays like Dahmer or Canada's own Bruce McArthur.
>>217824600>Unless I've been drinkin
>>217823916i don't think i could do it by myself anon
You can be gay I just don't ever want to hear or see anything about it
back home now, took a while
>>217824609Jason, you genuinely have some of the worst reading comprehension on this website. I know you were home schooled, but the extent of it still surprises me.
going to take a bath and then watch how i met your motherberg with my motherstein. going to eat cake while we watch it
>>217824062no just the burger
Don't ask, don't tell, keep your faggot shit in the closet fags
>>217824634It's about sending a message and dying in a cool way, not succeeding
>>217824557life must be nice as a tastelet, to just enjoy whatever common slop is served to you without question
the serbian is a gaynigga
this life i'm doing the incel locked challenge
Guess I may go out get some kwik slop and then maybe some wine in a fruitless effort to cheer myself up
>>217824665You're going to eat her cake?
>>217824626>Canada had a gay serial killer who mostly killed gayjeetsLmao still funny this isn't better known
>>217824015I just make everything now. There aren't a bajillion teenagers to flip burgers anymore.
>>217824713dont remember asking, zoomer youtube.com/watch?v=3f2g4RMfhS0
>>217824717He's a motherfucker---literally
Dear fatherberg is grilling steaks for supper.
>>217824448yes but the jews are now using this as a pretext to make themselves the only group with special protections and carve outs
zoomers be like "you have shit taste in music you need to listen to good stuff like Lil Yachty and Lil Nas and Lil Niggy and Lil Xan and Lil Peep and Lil Nigger and Lil Faggotshit and Lil Niggerfaggot etc."
>>217824758>>217824665You fucked your mom?
>>217824762Hungryler is not going to be happy about this
>>217824769it do be like that!
>>217824667That's a lot. Here fast food has always been kind of expensive for the standard of living and people have it as a treat every once in a while. I just make a burger at home when I want something like that, it's not that hard to make it good.
>>217824667that's not true, the burger is like $8
Seen some reel with zoomer bitches asked about their thoughts on millennials and one of them was like "they copy us, like our low rise and baggy jeans idk it's cringe"
>>217824769Tbqh a lot of zoomers are moving away from rap in general
I can proudly say that I don't listen to any dark skin music
For me the most annoying thing someone can say is "sheesh!".
Sheesh, can you believe the nerve of those zoomtards?
>>217824858Jeez
>>217824855Why? 70s, 80s black music is great
>>217824842highly, HIGHLY doubtful statement.
>>217824878the nigger intonation and affectation is irritating to me
https://youtu.be/0ym_57YSHa4?si=RJltZ-TjIX17-t8A
>>217824855>filtered by delta blues and jazzsad!
Imagine eating this good.
>>217824891Rap isn't even the most popular genre anymore and regularly isn't even on the Billboard top 20
crackers and cheese for dindins
>>217824891Unbelievable even.
>>217824842I did within the past 2 yearsI recently went through my spotify and realized a lot of rap songs i used to like are actually kind of trashI still have a handful. I like De La Soul
>>217824918momberg just phoning it in, eh?
>>217824918please tell me you didnt put refried beans in your spaghetti
>>217824909I see, what kind of music do you listen to?
cause I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady all you other slim shadys are just imitating so won't real the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
>>217824917we got a nigger lover here!nigger lover alert! everyone, hey everyone, this guy wants to be a monkey!
>>217824926you're just making things up
>>217824911https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4g8PxsG_j4
>>217824959>be proud to be outta your mind >and outta control>and one more time>now, how does it go?
>>217824956mostly bluegrass and metal
>>217824809i should do that. it would probably taste better but i'm a lazy fuck>>217824828where I live the bacon cheeseburger is $15
>>217824686i'll think about it
There’s nothing wrong with Jesus
im da based alpha
>>217824944>>217824947Shut up.
>>217824769Addison Rae is goated thougheverbeit
>>217825013>where I live the bacon cheeseburger is $15No it doesn't. You can get a bacon cheeseburger, drink AND fries for $15
>>217825044struggle meals
>>217825044grow up
Chili for dinner
>>217824874My manager at work is from Maine and he says "Jeezum!". I read online that it is some local Maine expression.
When people admit to eating gas station or fast food with any regularity, outside of extreme circumstances, I automatically begin to view them as a lesser being. This is a gut reaction. I can't help it.
>>217825044Is that black people or white people spaghetti
>>217824858Yeah, I hate that one
>>217825099Gas station food is the only thing near me during work hours
>>217825044I think it looks good, Jason.
>>217823633Dizgusting
>>217825007Never delved into Bluegrass, what's some good artist I should check out? >>217825013Honestly if you already have the ingredients it's a 15 min for 2 burgers + fires. And you can control for quality. >>217825019the fuck are you gonna think about? don't anything stupid nigga!
>>217825116blapipo doesn't knows how to makes meet balls
>>217825099I’m better than you because I love McDonald’s
>>217825044looking at this gave me heartburn
Millennials have the best musical taste and the best bands of any generation, this is just a fact.
>>217825085I like that. I'll stick with jeez for now though.
>>217825126Not really a convincing excuse. It would be cheaper and healthier to pack a lunch.
>>217823637The thalmore are behind it
>>217825061
blahpipo love them sum sugar-ghetti
>>217825099Kwik trip hot food is actually good they make it fresh
For me its golly pronounced (gah-lee!)
>>217825158but i am too lazy and stupid to take care of my own body
>>217825154It's normalish. Whatever that means.
German niggas be like "umm yeah I'll get a Big Mac with extra Gurkenscheiben, some McNuggets, and don't skimp on the doodlemunsch!"
>>217825159Damn elves.
>>217825137if i'm gonna off myself why not take some pieces of shit with me?
>>217824235You buy shitty vacuums then
>>217825182Yeah, man, you're really not helping your case here. I'm just being honest.
>>217825183I might.
>>217825200You won't do shit
I have arthritis in my penis
>>217825193Actually I ordered it WITHOUT pickles (and lettuce) because I’m not gross and gay and pickles are extremely groce and gay
>>217825161lmao sucks to suck
>>217825214Have you ever tried it? Kwik Trip is more like a mini grocery store than a typical gas stationI do agree most gas station food is nasty
>>217824239Up in the town where my brother lives, there are deer on every block. Feeding on brush or grass or whatever is around. They are so used to people that they don't even look your way when they hear you coming
i have a vagina deficiency on my penis
>>217825200You're not gonna off yourself, stop talking like that
personally, i am a fan of pickled vegetables of all sorts
>>217825230Same I have it in the glans joint
>yeah can I get your world famous hamburger>but uh>leave off two of the crucial ingredients so it's not as good>thanks
>>217825183My family says this, but the first syllable is always drawn out, like "gaaaawwwwl-lee"It took me a while to even realize that they were saying the word spelt "golly"
>>217825250kek'd
>>217825200I hope you get your material life together and achieve enlightenment and stuff.
>Here in Mexico you can be pro-Palestinian and Pro-israeli.
>>217825253I'm. Fermented even.
>>217825287>said the Jewish woman President of Mexico>right after wiping cum from her lips>and brushing the dirt off her knees
>>217825246Yes, I've had to have it a few times in my life while traveling. It is the same quality as fast food. It smells like vegetable oil and is full of preservatives. I rarely see fit people eating it.
>Federal Bureau of Prisons is looking for candidates like youHmm maybe I can apply for the inmate position
what's wrong with having a president that sucks cock and drinks cum and likes being degraded?
Dj'eat today?
the good news is the pack of gum in my car has been car aged to perfection
>>217825312Guess you just have bad taste, sorry to be you must suck
You know I’m over Asian womenI left that part of my life behind meBut sometimes you just see an image of some prime Asian fuckmeat with their sweet almond eyes and it’s all back for that brief moment
>>217825331Hahaha
>>217825240This is closer to the prices as my 5GUYS borgers n fires, perhaps even a touch more than what my local store charges.
>>217825345whats the bad news?
I can fuck sluts, but I will never know what it's like to feel loved
>>217825362WHY'D YOU LEAVE US BEHIND?!?
still trudging through this Star Wars Holiday Special, it's at the part where an alien Julia Child is teaching them how to cook
do you even play videogames?
>>217825345The lack of moisture of dried out gum creates a "flavor cloud". This "flavour cloud" when making contact with your moist otolaryngological region results in a sudden "burst of flavor" which coats a wide surface area at once, and tends to "adhere" to this zone for a "long" time. Per chance.
>>217825392The heartbreak scarred me
>>217825339I ate fermented cabbage with pork ribs
asians can be cute AND FUN IN BED but couldn't imagine marrying one to be desu witchu
>This "flavour cloud" when making contact with your moist otolaryngological region results in a sudden "burst of flavor" which coats a wide surface area at once, and tends to "adhere" to this zone for a "long" time
New business idea: hipster small business selling aged gumtake some cheap gum twist it into shapes, leave it out in the sun call it sun dried gum, and serve it on tiny silver platters for $30+ tip
Do they still sell those rectangular chewing gum strips in the US?Here they pulled them from the market and it’s all gay little pill sized gums now
lying scumlord niggas be like "it never had a horn of plenty you just misremembering like two dozen things that coincidentally billions of other people just happen to be misremembering exactly the same way"
Assuming Russia fully annexes Ukraine. Would they be in a better position then than how they would be had they never started this?
>>217825462>Here they pulled them from the marketwhy? did it offend the mudshits or something?
>>217825451I'd say.
>>217825154In terms of popular music (and I am using this term very broadly) the 60s and 70s was an indisputable golden age of recorded music. I would argue that we will see another peak in quality output begin very soon due the complete lack of barriers to produce music at home. Someone with a mid computer, a $40 interface, a pair of DT-990s, and familiarity with rutracker / audioz.download has a better music production capabilities than the most expensive and advanced studio from the 70s, 80s or 90s.
>>217825467it's all a psyop to see how gullible the populace is, how easy it is to get people to doubt their own memory
you ever just sit in your truck
>>217825520100% they're fucking with us
>>217825478Idk apparently costumer demandThey stopped selling juicy fruit, spearmint and big red tooGermany has FALLEN
>>217825539Trim that pube stache niqqa tf
>>217825539You look simaltanesouly white and asian, uncanny
>>217825550>Fun!! Said the Los Angeles times journalist Wow what an amazing assessment good job You've definitely earned your salary. Fuckin Siskel and Ebert over here
durrrr, i care about corporate branding durrr
>>217825539pedro from napoleon dynamite
>>217825596maybe it's ELLIOT ROGERS brother...
>>217825571>on tonights episode of top gear>hammond auditions for knight rider>Jeremy runs moonshine from the bobbies>and May builds a rocketship
>>217825467>my memories are inconsistent with reality>clearly reality must be at fault!
>>217825539you ain't gettin' no pussy
I haven't showered in 5 days
>>217825625I'll puff to that
>>217825539Nice hair bro, trim the stash a bit though. $30, have it for 10 years and it has guards from 1mm to 9mm, blade is at an angle for precise detailing. MG3720/15 PHILIPS
Eating a burg (no pickles or fries)
>>217825590what for it’s not wartime>>217825641true that
>>217825665cause ur a faggot?
>>217825638i bet you think people were coerced to take the jabccine tooor that people were forced to stay indoors
>>217825539So who sold you the heroin?
new 'oss
can you recommend any good websites?
>>217825638If billions have the same memory, then someone manipulated the reality
>>217825673I just don't like pickles from most places they have to be fresh and thick so they still have the snap to them, if they're soft and hot they get gross
>>217825700Xvideos.com
>>217825671It looks super GRODY the way they curl over your lip and there’s no worse feeling than those stachepubes constantly tickling the upper lip so shave that shit
>>217825700Nyaa.si
>>217825714he said good
>>217825728My bad, E621 then.
>>217825434Healthy
>>217825539this is the kind of guy who dents the shit out of your car door while juggling a Monster Energy and a vape, sees it, and drives off without a second thought
>>217825700Simpcity.cr
>>217825700niyaniya moe
>>217825700goatse.ru
>>217825728kys, xvideos raised me from a young age
>>217825700I can recommend obscure foreign forumsHere's a georgian one https://forum.ge/index.php
>>217825700www.isgp-studies.com
>>217825768no wonder you're a worthless fuck up
>>217825768One in the shooter and one in the cooter
>>217825700https://www.whitehouse.gov/
>>217825753As long as they dont get your license plate there's no reason to stop
>>217825700Analbleech.fart
>>217825727holy shit DO NOT GO TO THIS WEBSITE. illegal stuff here
>>217825784NTA but you're a tastelet if you can't enjoy some of their finely crafted films
wow, germans sure do get pissed off if you post in their general
>>217825700fmhy.pages.devcollection of piracy links for movies, games, books, mobile, all sortsa shit
>>217825700lemonparty.org
good night brossssssss
>>217825700https://news.ycombinator.com/news
>>217825827what is it?
>>217825752Yeah, it's my own fermented cabbage, it was ready 2 weeks ago.
I’m lowkey mentally challenged but I’ll live my life telling myself I’m just too high iq and that’s why I am the way I am
>>217825856orange reddit
>>217825846What's the point why not just go directly to a piracy site
>>217825862I'm going to start fermenting soon after I move.
>>217825680I never ended up taking the jabccine myself, despite having basically no ability to defy authority, simply because no one ever actually instructed me to take it. Strange how it seemed to be such a big deal for so many.>>217825712Maybe billions of people are just wrong.
>>217825877Reddit is orange
>>217825889because I'm not familiar with every piracy site on the internet and who's trusted and who isn't, retard
reddit is fuckin gay
>>217825901my employer threatened to fire me, but then the state attorney general made a public policy decision defending me and everyone in my industry.
>>217825846This one's actually good I use it a lot
>>217825898Based! You can ferment anything you want. My favorite is cauliflower and celeriac
>>217825923I just google what i want + torrent , seems to do the job for me fine
If you want to get to heavenYou got to raise a little hell
For supper I had steak, a baked potato, side salad, and a glass of napa cabernet
>>217825923It's all the same torrents on all sites I reckon.
>>217825846huh that IS good. what do you know
>>217825950Yeah, I was going to put shaved carrots and other stuff in. I'm trying to have lots of things in the fridge that I can make in bulk and use to make variety meals throughout the week. I'm inspired by the east asian concept of "one dish, three sides, and a soup" or whatever.
>>217825700This site City Data has some interesting threadshttps://www.city-data.com/forum/
Isn’t brave supposed to be an Adblock browser nigga it doesn’t block SHIT
>>217826050>I'm inspired by the east asian concept of "one dish, three sides, and a soup"I've never heard that. I haven't experienced much Asian food unfortunately but I'm seeing some opening in my city and I'm gonna try them soon.
>>217824319hell yeah bro let’s fuck
>>217826084works on my machine
>>217826084its a bitcoin miner
>>217826084yes it does
Really want to get drunk, but I shouldn't
>>217826092Yeah, it's more like the idea than the specific dishes they do but I do usually do a japanese ramen inspired transparent soup, as it's less caloric and very filling, for weight management.
>>217826141dubs you drink
momberg put up Christmas decorations while i was away and now i gotta take em all down.
>>217826160How about evens instead
>>217826141why not?
>>217826175Electric Companyler is going to be thrilled
>>217826200sorry bud shoulda stuck with dubs!
if i go to my local sushi joint and say "nihao" will the owner let me bang his wife from being so impressed
>>217826175the fuck is wrong with you
>>217826066
>>217826084Works on my machine
burger with bacon and smoked gouda tonight with baked crinkle fries