Would you eat a cat iyc?
>>217826977No that's gay. Not even an asian girls
>>217826977if i was hungry enoughbtw if you die and you have a pet and no one finds you for like over 6 hours, your cat will start eating you first, your dog will wait until it's actually starving
>>217826977I'll eat anything.
why are cats so fucking cherishableholy shit
>>217827255Bullshit. Cats are lazy. It will wait for the dog to carve you up first. Also, cats are fat and sleep 18 hours a day. They can survive a long time without food. They're also desert animals, so don't need much water either. Dogs are very active and bigger. They will go hungry faster.
>>217826977Fuck you OP I was expecting her to bite the cat the entire time, I watched in anticipation for nothing
>>217826977>Would you eat a cat iyc?Only in a survival situation
I've heard of people eating raw fish but not raw meat.
>>217827294fuck your toxoplasmosis brain and your stupid tranimal
>>217826977No I am not a subhuman >>217827255This is not true. No idea why this lie keeps getting peddled.
>>217826977>Would you eat a cat iyc?Americans refrigerate their cats.
SEX SEX SEX with mid Asian girls
do you guys even like cats? is that okay in your cunt? i heard that only gays and nerds like cats in the states because the toxic musculinity is so intense that alpha male love big ass dogs theret. hardcore cat lover from hardcorecat country
They don’t taste very good.
>>217828339>hardcore cat country???
>>217828386it's low because 1. our stupid landlords don't allow to have pets (especially cats bc those little cute creatures damages the wall) so only those who have their own house have cats 2. the cat rescue NPOs here are soooooo strict that they don't give their babies to singles (especgally men bc men tend to absuse cats lmao) and low income families we all do want to have cats but only a few chosen people can
>>217826977No, wtf?
>>217826977Absolutely.
>>217827294Gods chosen animal>>217827982Cat website, newfag
>>217828487So, is having a cat like a status symbol?
>>217827873>>217828262>my fluffy wuffykins would NEVER eat meit will start eating you from your mouth first, little nibbles
I currently hate cats because there's a female cat in heat right outside my home that won't shut the fuck up and when a male cat came over to mate she beat the shit out of him instead. Wtf is her problem?
>>217826977yesyou'd be a retard not tosurviving is more important
>>217826977What's the cat's name?
>>217826977No, i'm not a nigger
>>217826977Imagine coming home from a long day of work to your cute asian gf, to which, you tickle her to the point of her losing her glasses. When she's looking for her glasses you pantz her and you both have hot doggy style sex. Afterwards, you play with the house cat and eat leftover pasta and make plans for the weekend; maybe dinner + movie or picnic/beach. You both snuggle while the cat sleeps on top of the blanket, towards the bottom.
>>217831853n..n...no....I .....I can't imagine that......
>>217827896Here you go.Anyway, I can't imagine them tasting good at all. Besides, I had a cat and he was such a sweet dumb boy. Would rather that I die as food for him.
>>217828339Why do you keep cats in cages?
>>217826977Oh my lord, the beauty of the oriental mid has no equal.
>>217830008It's not like I'll be using the body after dying anyways and no one will remember me. Might as well go to the cat before it spoils.
>>217827294Homosexual
>>217826977aren't those the two most important things on the world?
>>217826977I would butcher cats
