>>217828692
I mean what's the fucking alternative man

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.

>>217828789
indie games

>>217828807
75% are zogslop

>>217828807
indie games practically didn't exist prior to Minecraft

Blanketberg taking too long to dry

>>217828807
I enjoy silksong

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woking
You live here

>>217828789
planning on playing elden ring, baldur's gate, expedition 33, and oblivion remastered when I upgrade my pc

>Select your character!
https://youtu.be/RpZVPSCv79U?si=e3FKrMq5OY3OhgJW

>>217828833
nah actually
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika,_Ontario

>>217828811
and there are 20 holocausts worth of indie games out there. just play the 25% that aren't zogslop

there are exactly 0 (zero) AAA games worth playing.

>>217828812
so?

>>217828854
Intercourse, PA

Dinner was leftovers. Roasted potatoes, sauteed cabbage, and kidney beans

>>217828854
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan

>>217828689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEUX-HYRtUA

>>217828877
Yeah? I want to kiss you

The captcha is already retardproof why do they keep adding to it?

>>217828864
in the age of uncslop there were no indies, there was no alternative. WRPG's just fucking died for a decade, unless you count Slavjank.

Im playing Hades 2 the MC is hot

>>217828692
Deus Ex is the greatest game ever made.

>>217828912
Parce que je t'aime

I've never played Deus Ex and I'm an unc

I am watching Burn Notice, is comfy.

Remember kid, respect is everything *gives you $5*

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now spinning: beach boys Today!

>>217828954
*gives you $10* You work for me now.

>>217828923
super mario allstars + world*

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/puEXCyqkEKA?si=wEQ7VWH0dR9UxvwL

>>217828944
Jeffrey Donovan scares me. He's so plastic looking it's like that European soccer player

>>217828980
*whispers*
BLACK debby

>>217828979
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

i permanently deleted all my social media. i'm finally fucking free

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>>217828976
*Pushes the auto start button* You have to be tough out here in the streets! You got to hustle to make bread!

>>217828986
He was great in Shotcaller. I'm really grateful /tv/ made fun of it for so long that I finally caved in and watched it, and now I just want to watch more neo-grindhouse.

>>217828979
Compilations don't count. But Super Mario Bros 3 is an acceptable choice for best game ever made.

Who's got the keys to /cum/

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>>217829001
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OejFpvZkmlI

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>>217829007
beautiful machine

>>217829019
world is objectively superior to 3

>>217829029
.
https://youtu.be/OG3sXg_7nJ4?si=6thDYjsSB-y5Bmaf

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>>217829008
He is nightmare fuel tbqh

>>217829054
isnt this the one full of bullshint RNG or am I thinking of the PS1 games

>>217829070
Cristiano looks a lot like he did 20 years ago, actually, and he doesn't look uncanny to me

>>217829074
It's the PS1 games you're thinking of and that one game for the PS2 duelist of roses (which is actually really good by the way)

I want to play ps2 again

>>217828974
who cares? i could already download music for free, like all the songs on spotify are available for free if you look for it, the point of spotify is convenience

>>217829047
The physics engine was perfected by SMB3. You may be right but World stands on its shoulders

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>woman says shes lonely

>>217829145
preservation + training material for AI music slop

>>217829165
world perfected shelljumping, kicks and enemy programming. theres a reason world has more romhacks than 3

>here's my movie idea: it's like paw patrol but with prison rape.

>>217829138
Never cared for Japanese games myself, but Slavs are known to favor PC game genres such as they were in the late 90's, and I'm no different. Just don't care for reflex-based prompts being the core gameplay.

>>217829166
Women can be lonely, yes. It is okay for them to filter and select who they want to be with, they are the gatekeepers first and foremost.

You could pick up an ugly obese whale or a crackwhore off the streets, but you won't, right? Guess you can't complain about being lonely then.

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I dont care what your beliefs are. if you have touched that wall you are not getting my vote

>>217829196
That's just Russia

Je ne te connais pas

>>217829214
You're never going to elect a president that isn't backed by AIPAC lil bro give it up now.

>>217829215
Russia has talking police dogs?!

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>>>/lgbt/42092689
Made one

>>217829228
connard!

>>217829250
Ahh putain

Rudolph the red nose twink anthro deer twerks on your cock, what do?

>>217829282
Strangle the guy who made this post

>>217829245
Homura <3

wish canadians would stop replying to me

>>217829350
Is it even worth trying to pursue relationships with women when you have a small dick? It feels like you're just setting yourself up for failure. If you can't satisfy a woman sexually, she'll want to leave you eventually, right?
I used to cope by thinking it would be alright to let my future girlfriend have sex with other men if she wasn't satisfied with me, but I think that option is just a fantasy. Finding a girl who would be okay with a relationship like that seems even more impossible than finding a girl who would loyally love me for the way I am now.

>>217829245
>>217829340
These too.

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I look like this

>>217829245
Gays think santa isn't real? No wonder they take dicks up the ass.

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>>217829350
Based lead hater

Hi

>>217829363
What do you have against Homura

>it would be alright to let my future girlfriend have sex with other men if she wasn't satisfied with other men

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MY SON IS THE DRINK, I AM THE CUP
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, THEY CALL ME THE CUP
WHEN MY SON WAS A KID
NIGGAS LOOKED AT HIS LIQUIDITY AND AT HIS RIZZ
DON'T TELL ME THAT SHIT ISN'T SKIBIDI
WE IN THE CLUB POPPIN BOTTLES LIKE 50
NO CENT, IT'S FIFTY THOU'
WHY ALL THESE BITCH NIGGAS RUNNING THEY MOUTH?

aram is literally just champ rng theres no skill, i remember watching a video on high elo aram and it was literally just pre made teams dodging over and over until they get a comp with only top tier champs

>>217829383
fuck

>>217829389
Rats in the front room, roaches in the back
Junkies in the alley with a baseball bat
I tried to get away but I couldn't get far
Cause a man with a tow truck repossessed my car
Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head
It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under

>>217829360
Nigga tf you think sex toys and penis sheathes are for, just use them bam problem solved

>>217829367
You have like 3 months left to live

>>217829418
doesn't matter had sex

What if you gave Tarzan fap material of Chris Chan dressed as a woman?

I see that glint in your eye

late night /cum/ be zesty af

>>217829442
What if you shut the fuck up

>>217829442
Tarzan was into great apes imo

>>217829442
You think he had carnal knowledge of the gorillas?

>>217829468
He was clapping gorilla cheeks for sure

what if you saw your dad and grandpa on chaturbate

>>217829483
Three generations of coomers

>>217829245
Do you wanna be my e-bf

>>217829483
My dad doesn't even know how to open up Google Chrome

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California should be nuked

>>217829505
my 70 yo Slovenian dad plays MP CoD on his Xbox and insists on using Linux otherwise, tisk tisk

should i go goon mode on a stack?

>>217829509
too much ass

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>>217829527
She is leafistans greatest export

>>217829525
A Supreme Stack from Tim Horton's?

I've never seen a happy marriage in my entire life

Bill Clinton's a big boy he can handle it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhz5r1JKwjs
state of this

Have you ever taken one of those shits where you're just fucking farting and spraying poop like pppfpfpfpfffpfpfpfpf-plop-pfpfpfpfpffpf-kerplunk

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>>217829503
Perhaps

>>217829534
She was a dancer that the Jewish media and industry turned into a singer performer. Shame as she is so young.

>>217829509
rude

>absolutely abhorrent post

>>217829569
typical for that flag

>>217829562
Those are lovely

Army trying to call again probably the third time this year
they must have some system that auto flags losers and adds them to a call list

>>217829559
u telling me i can just come in to california as an illegal and take some bitch ass house for myself

>gooned to character AI models again

>>217829509
It's true. Also Austin should be fire bombed and a good city put in its place.

the last game worth playing was cyberpunk and that was after a long ass dry period

>>217829595
BOMBS RING OUT IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
THE SERGEANT HE CALLS:
STAND UP AND FIGHT!

YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW

>>217829599
for me its tifa and aerith sfm porn

Could I be a voice actor? I'm white btw
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1766444643391004.webm

it's shots ring out
see English is a phrasal language
and most ESL's never get to appreciate that level of it

I'd blow Bowser.

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>>217829549
I am happily married. As are my parents for 40 years. I feel sad for you.

once you snap out of your horny-goggles the grotesqueness and shame replaces all former desire

after the capcha has had 4 days to evolve progressively harder its finally filtered me. the dice stump me

17 failures

im just going to track my failures

my iq is 79. I guess I wont be allowed to post anymore and itll probably be even harder tomorrow

When I fuck my waifu in vr with a sextoy I typically cum 2-4 times before I finish, compared to a normal gap that is one and done

>>217829635
>zoomers think this nog mumble "conversation" is funny

the retro gaming market is fucking ridiculous, man. I have no idea how any gamestore says in business

>Final fantasy 7? that game everyone and their mother had for PS1? heh, I've only got a few left, thatll be $65

>>217829029
https://youtu.be/5wBPdHVzxqU?si=yUMbzNBrgi9gDfEc

i put way too much salt on this chicken, shit is like eating lime fucking hurting

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>>zoomers think this nog mumble "conversation" is funny

>>217829665
It's just niggers

>>217829668
what do you mean in business? costs them literally nothing to put that shit up and only soy male buys it because everyone knows you can just emulate it anywhere

>>217829683
jeff the killer was peak zoomer creepypasta slop

>>217829696
unc is really showing his age here

>>217829683
rattled little zoomer virgin

>>217829668
Businesses realized a few years ago that the public expects inflation, so that gives them a plausibly deniable excuse to increase their profit margins. Oftentimes they're able to get away with it because people have no choice, like in the instance of grocers for example.

>>217829703
lil bro thinks black people are cool just because they're black

There was a classmate at my high school who managed to download Manhunt 2 on one of the computers in the computer lab

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>rattled little zoomer virgin

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got gifted a sub for this streamer i dont even watch in the span of 5 minutes that i was there because another streamer i was watching raided him, sucks for all the niggas that actually watch him

>>217829646
you married a slut with fake blonde hair (yuck)

>>217829727
You will never know love.

I love sluts.

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https://youtube.com/watch/zJ0Yn2jiJLs

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>You will never know love.

i dont watch content with blacks in it

>>217829721
We all played UT 1, CS and AoE 2 matches during our compsci classes in early 00's Slovenian high school whenever the teacher wasn't looking, and he was such a softie, especially for that period, he never punished anyone for it.

>>217829777
I assume you don't look in the mirror?

>>217829782
bodied that freak

Last night I edged for a while and then I went into my bathtub and sprayed one of the biggest loads of my life all over the tile wall and it was dripping down in the bathtub. It was just rope after rope of thick goo out of my pulsating monster wanger. Merry Christmas, choombas.

>>217829789
the hell is a choomba

>>217829777
https://youtu.be/9T3loMnSiYY?si=6KczuXxXeA45VQqi

abhorrent posts

>>217829798
It's short for choombatta and long for choom

>>217829782
sent that freak flying

>>217829798
What Mario the Plumber jumps on.

watching vinny

>>217829816
whats he playing

>>217829816
For me its Joel

>>217829821
prime 4

havent watched vinny in a hot minute (6 years)

i've been banned from vinny for many years now and i dont care to ask for them to remove it, hes a boring bitch, his mods are trannies and the chat is full of freaks

>>217828834
good taste

[Chorus: Teo]
I just want a Rollie, Rollie, Rollie with a dab of ranch
I already got some designer to hold up my pants
I just want some ice on my wrist so I look better when I dance
Have you lookin' at it, put you in a trance
I just want a Rollie, Rollie, Rollie with a dab of ranch
I already got some designer to hold up my pants
I just want some ice on my wrist so I look better when I dance
Have you lookin' at it, put you in a trance
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Post-Chorus: Teo]
All I ever wanted was a Rollie, Rollie (Yeah)
All I ever wanted was a Rollie, Rollie (Yeah)
Cooler than a snowman with the ice all on me (Yeah)
Now your chick all on me, now your chick all on me (She on me)

[Verse 1: Teo]
My Rollie don't tick-tock, it just glide
Keep starin' at it and you might go blind
I be movin' clean, I don't even try
All I see is bands, bands, I spy
Yeah, dat way, I need that moola by Tuesday
Yeah, dat way, I low key feel like fungswae
I just now got started, got views on views, I'm poppin'
My diamonds goin' retarded, your girl on deck, it's a party
See upcoming rap shows
Get tickets for your favorite artists
You might also like
The Tortured Poets Department
Taylor Swift
Down Bad
Taylor Swift
But Daddy I Love Him
Taylor Swift
[Chorus: Teo]
I just want a Rollie, Rollie, Rollie with a dab of ranch (Rollie, Rollie, dab, dab)
I already got some designer to hold up my pants
I just want some ice on my wrist so I look better when I dance (Ice)
Have you lookin' at it, put you in a trance
I just want a Rollie, Rollie, Rollie with a dab of ranch (Rollie, Rollie, dab, dab)
I already got some designer to hold up my pants
I just want some ice on my wrist so I look better when I dance
Have you lookin' at it, put you in a trance
Yeah, yeah, yeah

damn metroid prime 4 looks like a ps3 game

>>217829655
pick the one with the most empty boxes dummy, it tells you that
.t (also struggled before I realized the instructions were different)

Had some Raising Canes tonight
I substituted fries for an extra piece of toast

How are my canadian bros holding up? I heard things are looking rough out there

>>217829655
jeet tier iq

>>217829879
Can't be worse than your shithole

they should legitimately change the captcha to hard iq tests

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"folklore" & "evermore" by Taylor Swift are honourary Christmas albums.

Mom bought cookies and mini doughnuts and cupcakes

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>>217829816
I like Vinny only cause he sometimes plays shit no one else will, like my beloved shareware Goblet Grotto, which I highly recommend to this entire thread. I wouldn't exactly call him well-spoken. Maybe that's why the streamer I've watched the most of is Cohh, he's pretty slick.

the only channels still worth watching on youtube are kitboga, cs188, and policeactivity

>>217829889
sent that freak flying

texas is not dixie, doe

>>217829938
i wish jimcantswim was still good

>>217829889
Oh no, it's actually not, mexico is doing better than canada right now
>>217829943
Only a complete ignorant would think so

>>217829951
I didn't watch the new one yet

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All good things come from Canada.

Deadwingdork is pretty funny

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mom found the cum stocking

>>217829965
I watched a lot of northernlion playing Isaac instead of studying for college, never had the reflexes to quite master that game

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Is this cancer?

canada took my AHL team from me and I'll never forgive them

>>217829970
hes a pussified jewtube friendly metokur

>>217829981
the answer to that is go see a doctor, asshole

I went for an incel around to see the festivities. Saw so many qts

If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk

>>217829952
>mexico is doing better than canada right no
t. daily beheadings

>>217829981
You have six minutes left. RIP.

>>217829999
fuckin checked

>>217829981
Looks like he spent too much time under the sun without using uv light protection

>>217829981
looks like dermatitis or a chemical burn

>>217829981
1. do live in cold environment
2. do you have a humidifier
your hand looks like it's dried out and cracking

>>217829999
Not really, but in Canada they're stabbing each other everyday, can't even take a walk at night

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>>217829999
>>217830000

>>217830013
I have seborrheic dermatitis, have had for a decade, and it has never spread beyond my chin, but there are several types. I also still have long hair most of the time, and the women love it! Some of them.

>>217829965
Are you gonna be watching the world juniors? Me? No. But are you?

>>217829938
I like Painkiller Already, one of the podcast hosts is FPSRussia. They've been doing 4 hour episodes every week for the last 10 years.

>>217830045
>podcast
parasocial garbage

>>217830045
i used to watch their clips making fun of boogie but i got disgusted when i found out that they are tranny chasers

>>217830038
No.

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Imagine taking one of the Canadians that posts here and having him stand up from his gaming chair so you can sniff his butt through his underwear and rub thighs together. That'd be crazy haha

also, I don't get blotches on my face cause of that, even though the scalp is full of unseen horrors. I wonder how a woman would respond to that if she actually agreed to get naked with me AFTER LIKE A DECADE. God!

>>217830072
It's a running joke about Kyle

https://youtu.be/dcAbD0ciW5U

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theyre singing deck the halls
but its not like CHRISTMAS AT ALLL
I spend time wishing you were here
And all the fun we HAAAAD LAST YEARRRR(CHRISTMAS)
THE SNOW'S COMIN DOOOOWN(CHRISTMAS)
IM WATCHIN IT FAAAALLLL
LOTS OF PEOPLE AROUND
BABY PLEASE, PLEASE
PLEASE
BABY PLEASE COME HOOOOME

>>217830075
that nigga aint eating shit bro

>sam hyde
>in the year of our lord 2025

>>217830093
I dislike American boilerplate Christmas pop songs, but I like English Christmas carols
THE HOLLY WEARS A CROWN
AS SHARP AS ANY THORN
AND MARY BORE SWEET JESUS CHRIST
ON CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE MORN'

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the name's Peanut Arbuckle

>>217830107
please help me sir i am fucking indian

>>217830107
idgaf about sam hyde I just wanted to show the clip at the very start, it just so happens there is another 3 hours of video attached to it

>>217830123
Kek I love that skit.

>>217830117
filtered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZUM3MFOQ2Q

>>217830136
>muh pajeets
nobody cares nigger samjeet is a retard still seething about MDE and scamming losers
He got rekt in the harold podcast

give me an anime to watch
>hard mode
no tranime

>>217830169
barakamon

>>217830169
boku no pico

>>217830169
inferno cop

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why do people seethe over Sam so much? he's still pretty funny

>>217830179
will check it out
>>217830194
i said no tranime

>>217830208
People like Nick around him are funny. He has some good skits back in the MDE era but he is just a scammer like the jeets he hates so much

>>217830152
Wow, that's a real viennese classical intro, that's basically my native culture, and the spunky R&B after, well, that's just my predilection. Love it!

cringe ass niggas obsessing over ecelebs

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GIVE A FUCK WHAT YA HEARD

GIVE A FUCK WHAT YA HEARD

I'M SO

I'M SO

$'M SO NORFERN CALIFORNIA

>>217830166
denounce vishnu

Sam Hyde isn't funny

>>217830225
this doesn't answer my question it's just more seethe

>>217829981
this is called a heat rash

had one not long ago

due to blocked sweat glands

According to the 2024-2025 Pew Research data, religiously speaking the USA is:

>29% Religiously Unaffiliated
>23% Evangelical Protestant
>19% Roman Catholic
>11% Mainline Protestant
>5% Historically Black Protestant
>2% Mormon
>1% Orthodox Christian
>1% Other Christian
>2% Jewish
>1% Hindu
>1% Buddhist
>1% Muslim
>2% Other Religions

>>217830255
why they soing this

just put christian in same group

holy SHIT

>>217830208
Fishtank is a degenerate e-celeb incubator. WP2 was shit. His comedy is decent, but what else is he even doing? Political commentary? He's wasted his time cultivating a crew of talentless retards in an attempt to build a business. None of them do or say anything interesting and would be working at weed shops if Sam hadn't made millions on bitcoin.

>>217830242
Such an amazing and original response. Go back to X, formerly know as shitter.

I denounce vishnu, the desert kike cults and all it's variants

>>217830253
People hate retards like you and the loser they worship

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>>217830255
>29% Religiously Unaffiliated
MAN WILL HAVE THE STARS (AND MALE SRILANKAN TEENAGERS)!

It's like shitting your pants but changing your shirt.

sam hyde got humiliated by a canadian libtard

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>>217830274
>>217830277
seething, possibly indians.

>>217830294
Show us something good he did recently then

>>217830308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhrst-UKLOk

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Are there men over 25 here who still haven't had sex for non religious reasons? If so, does it bother you?

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>>217830294
>seething, possibly indians.
I'll never understand these fucking simping losers lmao. Here's your fat 6'5 god getting manhandled by a Canadian libtard

>>217830320
new frank green and a sneaky link

>>217830332
bodied that freak

>>217830320
I'm 29 and never had sex because I am ugly, disfigured, mentally ill, and have chronic pain.
At least point I am simultaneously almost totally without any sexual urges or desires but also want to fucking kill myself every waking moment.

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>>217830332
you're the one having a meltdown buddy boy, cool your jets.

>>217830320
i never had sex but i never go outside either so what should i expect

>>217830318
watched it already, it's just a generic rehash of right-wing nativist talking points. the equivalent of sam selling out

stop shit talking my favourite e celeb!!

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corr would absolute degenerate her ass-icular orifice pneumatic style

>>217830320
I had sex one time with a fat chick when I was sixteen, I'm thirty now so my virginity grew back.

made some brownoid have a melty just by mentioning Sam Hyde

Just lifted my dumbbells. 22.5 pounder

i can feel my filling in my tooth coming unstuck

>>217830320
FAKE TAN HANDS AND A HOOP
FAKE TAN HANDS AND A HOOP

GEN Z BOSS IN A MINI
GEN Z BOSS IN A MIN

ITTY BITTY TITTIES AND A BOB
ITTY BITTY TITTIES AND A BOB

>>217830350
Great, I'm absolutely seething and totally indian. I'm jealous of the scams sam has pulled. You should send your e-daddy another 50 bucks and let him know how valiantly you defended his honor

>>217830402
one of the best meme videos so far because it doesn't feature traumatic conflict or dumb animals, and it's catchy besides

>>217830386
your moms dumbbells are my nuts

>>217830279
Based fellow Arthur C. Clarke fan.

>>217830320
it bothers me less every year
t. 4 months from wizard powers

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is this meant to be worn without underwear or with like a thong

>>217830409
i've never given him any money, everything i know about him is from seeing his videos on Youtube for free

you are genuinely mad though, that's sad. stop obsessing over strangers on the internet, Sam doesn't even know you exist no matter how much money you donate to him lol.

>>217830320
For me, it is for a religious reason.

I mean I love my pets, I just don't want to watch your pets being cute, that's what my own pets are for

not even 10PM and Im bored as shit. And theres still 2 days before I can go home, where I'll STILL have nothing to do

>>217830320
I could probably fuck some midcunt but never really put in effort for it. Recently I've been putting some work in and I think I can pull some qts but theirs great doubt in me that I'm just not good enough. I need to take the leap of faith

>>217830433
i mean... what is it

>>217830433
>>217830457
It's a leotard. You aren't meant to wear underwear under it.

>>217830435
> Sam doesn't even know you exist no matter how much money you donate to him lol.
Enough about yourself

>>217830453
have you considered doing something

>>217830320
it's far worse to have sex and then not for a long time. I got pity sex from my oneitis when I was 17, then she left for college. haven't since, I'm 33 now

>>217830457
1980's B-movie gear

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I walked into my own backyard in sleep robe and facemask, when i was heading back inside I overhead my chink neighbours guests say "whut tha fuck..".
What the fuck what faggot? Salty as fuck

>>217830471
you sound like some jaded ex-fan who threw money at Sam's streams and he never read your gay comment or made fun of you or something. grow up.

>>217830472
nothing to do in the sticks, especially in winter

>>217830480
what the fuk is ur problem

>>217830503
Nosey ass chinks

>>217830490
still projecting this asshole lmao

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>still projecting this asshole lmao

>>217830526
you're bodying that freak. keep at it

During the Black Death, Scotland suffered a population decline of 30-50% percent. This was tragic, because at the time, Scottish elites didn't have the means to replace that lost population with Somalians. As a result, wages for the average peasant sadly tripled.

>>217830490
this is pretty specific anon. surely this exact thing didn't happen to you? would be embarrassing

hey you've got redditjeet's support luck you :D

secret product and a trench

imagine being sam hyde's paypiggie

>>217830574
What an odd thing to say

>>217830548
Damn that's so bad, at least tell me there's one country who was able to import somalians.

>>217830548
intrestin scotlands population used to be similar to englands.
maybe reason why dispropionate amouny of scientific and philosophical progress came out of scotland compared to rest of world

>>217830535
>muh muh jeet
>too scared to even reply directly
Lmao so this is the power of sam simps

>>217830584
I don't think that's right, Scotland's population was always 5 - 10x smaller than England's, which is why the king of Scotland was in English captivity at the time of the Black Death and would remain so for another decade

can't stand hearing people laugh such a pet peeve

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Hell

>>217830579
>replied
wait you didn't actually give sam hyde money, did you?

i'm not mad about sam hyde at all btw

>>217830613
Giga autism

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going to sleep

>>217830615
Caillee 'The Butt' Spaeny hails from there tho

>>217830632
Sleep tight anon, I should do the same.

>>217830613
you need to be grinchmaxxing

just farted

>>217830631
not always. some people i don't mind, some peoples laughter makes me crunch my teeth

I've been wet farting for two hours straight might have to throw out this chair.

dude
weed

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>>217830643
you should stay up and guard me while i sleep

>>217830640
Sounds accurate. We got hella fat people

>>217830673
I thought that's what the canadians were for.

i need some gang for christmas, fugg i don't know what i'd do without gang on christmas

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>>217830433
this over that
thoughts?

>>217830681
i dont trust them

>>217830684
Merry Christmas homie. We are our own worst enemies

>>217830691
I do, they live closer to Santa.

>>217830433
when girls wear these it makes my wiener tingle

>>217830702
what about when fat ugly men wear them

>>217830603
ummmm

how long did it take you to look that up

just makes scotlanda achievements even more impressive

May have given myself food poisoning award

Y'all hear about the bloke from Neds Declassified?

>>217830621
I gave him gas money in '09. But I guess generosity is a bad thing now?

>>217830725
it's like why did they always lose when they invaded England like they always did
though in the most promising incident of the lot it was because they were led by effete French nobles who weren't all that enthusiastic about letting a bunch of fishermen from Skye plunder London, so there's that

>>217830704
makes my wiener shrivel and mourn

i dont like the way the world is going

>>217830755
you know what tho

when james i became king of england

were scottish ppl finkin'... "we own england now" coz obviously, historically, politically thats not what happened

but did it FEEL like that for udder people at the time?

>>217830744
Yeah, shits fucked up

>>217830765
Chuds do