british names
scrimbibling
>>217829202.
I hope I dont have to see one second of that retarded woman comedian this Christmas.
>>217829202there's way more muslims here than indians so thats nonsense
>>217829237why are you still watching television retard
>>217829202>AbdulNot a name.
Rudolph the red nose twink anthro deer twerks on your cock, what do??
>>217829271FOJF
Mohammed is such an ugly name. A tiktoker went around asking girls what the ugliest boy names are and they said mohammed and abdul
>>217829302>and abdul>>217829271
>>217829310No it was achmed. sorry, i forget about these subhuman names like i don’t want to occupy my mind with islam filth.
>>217829232When are you going back to Mexico?
>>217829341Good post
>>217829330>achmedAhmad*"ch" is the Jew spelling.
>>217829344Why would I go back to a place that I'm not from my Dalit street shitting friend?
>>217829202in the UK, you can be a PM evendoe you aint white. in yuroopoop, you cant be a PM or president, they aint even recognize you.rule britannia
>>217829341Would have been better if they weren't cut
>>217829271>>217829310https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul#Given_nameSeems like plenty of Jeets and Malays do use that name unironically. And more importantly, it's also a common shortened version of Abdullah (at least in the French-speaking world, and presumably elsewhere).
>>217829379One on the left isn’t can’t really tell about the right one
>>217829372The average UK citizen working at Greggs makes more than most of the leaders of your parliament and probably more than your president.
>>217829387Regardless of what they do, it's not their language."Abdul" means "worshipper of the". That's an incomplete sentence.It's like calling Trump "president of the". Of the what?
>>217829400i will go to britain and fuck british roses
>>217829419>Of the what?The United States, ya fuckin tard
right thats all the tools cleaned and oiled
>>217829432Exactly.So saying "Abdul is a name" makes you a tard in the same way.
What if you gave Tarzan fap material of Purple Aki dressed as a woman?
>>217829202Thoughts on the new /brit/s /brit/?
>>217829451*whacks out my cock*you forgot this one
>my name means "worshipper of the"kek what a cuck religion, "hi I'm abdul BBC from saudi arabia" hahaha couldn't be me
>>217829362Just joking lol.
Muslims be like>Of course I would suck Mohammed's throbbing cock! It is Halal!
>>217829472*blows you out of a cannon*
>>217829419>Regardless of what they do, it's not their language.>"Abdul" means "worshipper of the". That's an incomplete sentence.>It's like calling Trump "president of the". Of the what?Denounce Muhammad, Allah, and the Quran.
>>217829492Muhammad (pbuhpbuhpbuh) commanded us to do that bigot.
my wife's boyfriend just beat me up
>>217829341mental that this is still up after 17 minutesthe janitor is dead.
>>217829510This has happened to many
I don't get why cuckoldry is so looked down upon. We live in a society of outsourcing.>Oh I'm not good at stitching, I'll buy clothes from H&M*crickets*>Oh I'm not good at programming, I'll hire a company to make an app for me*no reaction*>Oh I'm not good at pleasuring my wife, I'll hire somebody to make sure she's happyWTF YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!
>>217829542>>217829520>>217829474VPN off, Spainnonce.
>>217829507Mohammed said in the surrahs>إن قضيب الرجل الذي لم يقذف سائله المنوي في فم رجل آخر هو قضيب قذر!
youre still brown if you aint smarter than a fifth grader and cant solve basic math tests evendoe your skin is pale, your hair is blond, your eyes are a10 and your nipples are pink
my erection (natural) wont go down
might go to sweden for some sun
Why aren't you all (you)ing every one of my posts
>>217829585how is it possible that one area in the north of England specifically has less sunlight hours than areas surrounding it?
>Thatcher (girly PM #1) burst into tears during her resignation speech>May (girly PM #2) burst into tears during her resignation speech>Reeves (girly chancellor #1) burst into tears IN PARLIAMENT women are too SOFT for politics lads bet Truss was balling her eyes out too but was wise enough not to do it in front of a camera her pathetic little youtube channel is a different type of cope mind you
Jason Reza Jorjani is having a meltdown on X.
>>217829612are truss would never
>>217829612It's mad boomers fell for gender equality shite
anyone try viagra? whats it like? how long does the stiffy last?woz thinking of trying it even tho im young and dont have ED but just to give my girl a long fuck sesh but what turns me off from doing it is hearing how your stiffy lasts for hours or some shit even after youve cum, is that true? like wouldnt it be weird as to lay there post nut with a stiffy still?
>>217829652>anyone try viagra? no>whats it like?dont know>how long does the stiffy last?not sure
That Gary's economics fella has been fairly exposed as of late
>>217829671/brit/ needs more informative posts like this
>>217829652why bother, no one wants hours of nonstop penetration
>>217829652Never tried it.
>>217829271What's little Abdullah gonna do
>>217829678Just waiting for the day he inevitably gets outed as a giga-nonce.
>>217829341Janny needs his pay docked.
>>217829750That is a man.
Australians have red tips on their bananas
>>217829786what the hell
Need to smell her. Need to stick my tongue in her ass.
>>217829202>batman bin suparman posting this shilmfaoyou're a brown and stupid muzzie too dude
looks like something that belongs on a bestiality forum
aff tae the shop for some beeries
>>217829850>this shiWhy are you pretending to be black?
>>217829858I grow my own berries.
>>217829862because he too, is brown
batman mentioned
>>217829750sexy lad
Is there anyone in this thread besides me that isn't brown?
Elon musk says ai will make universal high income in the next few years Hope he's correct
white people are just brown with pale skin
POST MEN THAT LOOK LIKE WOMEN
>>217830009think hes lying mate
elon high on his own farts
Touch all nightOut of this worldEverlastingFlowers bloomNever endingStory of my lifeBallad for the sins
>>217830066Me high on Emma Watson's farts.
>Elon musk says...
can't bring myself to watch s2 of fallout because i watched s1 with the gf before she dumped me and it's painful
>>217830036You don't think he can be right
>>217830100did she do smelly poos?
>>217830115imagine the smell
mom laughed at the tv today when she heard ‘albanese’ for the first time
>>217830022Pretty sad how desperate you are to be White. Is that why you hang around here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYOHzAAwaW4are you a pedophobe, /brit/?
>>217830143Did the youtuber release a meta video about being a youtuber? Did he really yeah?
You know the UK is fucked when even Google consider your censoring actions too much.Anglos, time is running out, do something or become a legit slave.
>>217830126don't know but i certainly do x
>>217830238>Britain is a dystopian shitholeOld news pal.
>>217830238Google are quite literally one of the top 3 most evil corporations in this world.The fact that even THEY are condeming Sir Queer Sharter's government really fucking says something.It's like Satan emerging from hell to condemn the reign of Mega-Ultra-Giga-Satan.That's how bad this shit is.
How much does a can of cola cost in the UK, realistically?
big thick solid chunk of mucus finally worked its way out of my sinus and i spit it out
>>217830259>ching chong chang, bing bong bang bung ming mong ping bo kuSorry mate, didn't hear that, could you speak up?
>>217830259Kimchi for here and a bowl of udon to go please mate
>>217830270mate, hope you have a lovely day
>>217830238this is fake btw
>>217830326alri sir queer farter
>>217830256google is basically the yank govt bruv this isn't that complicated
i'm a total piece of shit
>>217830428Nobody's as bad as me. I sexually assaulted multiple women during university. I did it when I was blind drunk and I don't even remember it. But I was informed of it afterwards by people who threatened to destroy my life over it. I've never recovered from that. I have the lowest possible opinion of myself ever since that happened, nearly 6 years ago.
any unskilled man in
santa's elves at toil
>>217830449dunno. I'm unemployed, lied to multiple women about my entire life to make them like me, last gf was 17 when we first got together
>>217830428>>217830452ktim
>>217830506That is a man.
>>217830326and queer sharter can still fuck offgenuinely hes worst of recent pms
>>217830561festively peng
>>217830542Reminder that back in 2022 and 2023, /brit/ was full of staunch Labour defenders who would screech "B-B-BUT DA TOREES!!!!" if you ever said a bad word about Labour or ever implied Starmer would be a bad PM.I will never forget or forgive that.
>Russia has 2x more tanks than Americamad thatbear in mind this data is from 2018 way before the Ukraine war (but after the invasion of Crimea tbf)Guess it makes sense actuallyignore me haha xx
>>217830256when's Super-Mega-Ultra-Giga-Evil-Putin-Hitler-Satan going to outdo them both?
>>217830606what would america need tanks for? are they invading canada?
>>217830565idgi, does she look like a giant bird o algo?
Might go see Panchiko
>>217830624>o algoYou have to go back.
>>217829341bro
wtf is this shite man
>>217829652>anyone try viagra?yeah>whats it like? it’s nice, gets the willy very hard >how long does the stiffy last?every time it’s been when i spaffed
>>217830638qa won thoughverybeit
>>217830646umm you gotta remember to click nextits so fuggin easy. just odd one out innit
should i take the gf to see panchiko
>>217830670corr would de-tonsilize wiv me old willard
Actually mad how it's Christmas again
test to see if i got it right this time
captcha is unironically faster and better now dont have to squint to see the dumb letters or be forced to wait after a typo anymore
mother bloody fuck bitch
lmao i’m so fucking retarded i wasn’t reading the bit that said find the empty boxes and was just jumping head in trying to figure out some kind of sequence from no context
might fucking kill myself
>>217830838why's that then
what you lads watching with your family on xmas day?
>>217830838not very bloody festive
hey brit hows it going in here
>>217830851love actually
>>217830862Here she is, the bird escortmong paid 300 quid for
>>217830742why are you doing this? i’m just back from a months ban and you’re still at it. it’s 6 in the morning you sad cuntWhy do you post the most manly trannies ever? This is not passable to any one. You’re just a hobo.
i feel literally nothing
>>217830877howling imagine losing your v card at like 27 with this munter for 200 quid or whatever
>>217830890shes not even trans you weirdo
check out /pol/ every so often and i’m flummoxed by how the traffic stays the same since the new captcha
sucking a VB
>>217830904you’re a a faggot mate love how it started with you posting cute passable trannies and just ended up with gangly men wearing wigs. just post shirtless male models and be done with it
