There was a king in Granada eager to please his wife demands, so he commanded that an entire forest be planted in a hill next to the palace, with trees brought from many different places, new irrigation channels, gardens, flowers, and pathways. He had hundreds of men work for months so that where there had once been dry land, a splendid orchard would arise, worthy of a paradise. Not even with all that she still was not satisfied and refused to stop bitching.
From this we learn that you should never give a woman more than your wallet can handle.
>>217832978Imagine being a literal king and still simping under the yoke of pussy
>>217832978And yet he produced a beautiful forest he could disappear in to escape her bitching.
>>217832978Well, at least it resulted in arguably the most beautiful palace complex in all of Europe.
>>217833606this, I bet he used to go to the forest and fuck many court damsels
>>217832978fake news the forest was already there
>>217833777I was wrong since the story is in Sevilla, not in Granada. It is about the king Abenabet and his wife Romaiquia. During the XI century.
>>217833606What a tweest.
>>217833082thisshe should have beat that roastie
