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Trannies don't smell of pop :)
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>>217833874
Doing a poo
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only got a grand last year, hope my parents cough up this crimbo stingy bastards
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incredibly beneficial for a lad to grow up with sisters because you learn early on how mental they are and as well as how to deal with it, gives you a healthy respect for them
sisterless lads are at higher risk of turning into misogynists later in life when the mentalness takes them by surprise as teens/adults, i've seen it happen more than once
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might go see avatar 3 if I can be arsed
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>>217833906
Didn't help me at all
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Jew smells
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>>217833906
still can't imagine having a sister and not wanting to shag her
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>>217833906
At first I just thought my sisterbergs were mental
Then I realised it was all women
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Applying foot cream from Lush
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7 dollars to my name after the chrimbo shopping
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i am doing a nice poo
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>>217833943
and it Lush
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rorke listening to EsDeeKid and tapping his foot
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>>217833906
idk i have female cousins and aunts who are pretty chill
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>>217833945
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>>217833943
Thats right get em nice and soft
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>>217833945
would you like to earn 20 right now ;)
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>>217833942
ktim
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rorke being dragged by his bully xl after it spots leftypol's little chihuahua
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net savings just surpassed 120k euro
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>>217833936
because your mind is diseased
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I turn 30 next month
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got the simpsons christmas episodes on
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>>217833936
grew up with 3 sisters and almost shagged one haha
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the only way to give up smoking is to go cold turkey. i smoked 40 a day for 20 years and just decided to stop one day last year. Nearly killed myself but i got there eventually haha
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>>217833906
had a sister couple years younger than me
didn't stop me turning out in an alcoholic incel who gets called creep by girls who has never been on a date or had a gf or had sex in their late 30s
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>>217833986
Happy early birthday
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anon dreaming about a threesome with his sister and mum again
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j’fais caca les gars
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>>217833983
Praps
>>217833994
Corr what stopped you
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>>217834010
ever shagged her
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my sister isn't mental at all. i'm much more mental than her
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>>217833986
i'll be 31 in two months
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>>217833990
The one with Bart's pee dream gave me an omorashi fetish
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turn 37 next month but i look 17
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>>217834013
oyakodon... subarashii desu
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At least sisterberge is more of a nutcase than I
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>>217834038
>>217833986
turned 30 this month
time for us to move on perhaps
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>>217834010
>had a sister
did she die?
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I act 13 but look 35
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>>217834042
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work review with boriswaver work coach completed
time for a coffee and BF1
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>>217834058
>oyakodon
いただきます
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>>217833990
ktim shortly plus muppets christmas carol
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Christmas tomorrow
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>>217834086
>going dole two days before christmas
grimgrimgrim
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gaining a clue via a poo
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Tibb's Eve: This is a traditional name for December 23rd, particularly in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada, where it marks an unofficial start to the Christmas season and is a day for celebrations and gatherings.
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>>217833936
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>>217834086
>work review with boriswaver work coach completed
says it all really
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leftypol listening to black american rap about the south
rorke listening to white american rock about the south
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Might have a redbull then build more warhammer all day
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I WANTED THE ONE WITH TWIN CASSETTES
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mad how it's already christmas in australia
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>>217834105
was video appointment
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>>217834113
>tf
>tp
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I'm watching Genesis of the Daleks
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>>217834029
we were both autistic and nervous
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>>217834132
2 hours to go
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>>217834004
just get on the pouches
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>>217834119
leftypol and rorke both knowing more about louisiana than lancaster
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>>217834132
entire family's downstairs eating chrismas dinner and im in my room edging to yaoi
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>>217834141
that is actually mental
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>>217834136
still grim
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lets all go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes
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How do Australian Abos celebrate Christmas?
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>>217834116
>In Newfoundland tradition, it's the day you get drunk and celebrate Christmas with all of your friends, before having to spend all of your time with your family.
Bit like how I'm having a BBC wank sesh tonight before spending the holy days wanking off over my auntie
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>>217834166
i find confident chubby girls (like this level of chub walking around their the bare tummies out) so unbeliverably attractrive what's her @
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Remember there was that post here years ago that was so grotesque they called the police?
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>>217834172
They probably cause a ruckus like the natives here.
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So, I've not bumped into the toilfu yet but still hopeful.
Later on you'll be able to look forward to such exciting posts as "it's over" and everyone's favourite "why am I such a runt"
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>>217834166
her face is a bit busted but that's the perfect body type for a girl
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Yo unc poster here
Finally capitulated and went out for a "walk" with my nephew
He just wanted to smoke his weed vape and it fucked me up big time
I hate this generation
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>>217834166
i like a woman you can grab onto something
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>>217834191
never goon
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>>217834191
The problem is that all girls seem to get comfortable and put on weight once you’re with them. The strat seems to be to start with a skinny girl, and then they get comfortable into something tastefully chubby, instead of starting chubby and then they get comfortable into obesity.
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Got that ridiculous Ice Spice Spongebob song stuck in my head
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>>217834215
ok i look forward to seeing this post 20 more times today
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>>217834230
?
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>>217834116
>>217834185
I do this every year with my mates but it's for festivus
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>>217834215
runt uncle
runcle
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finished planning my straight line mission walk across australia
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hope you lads have been getting your liturgy of the hours and catholic prayers in
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I wish I lived in the american south and got to drink lean and eat gumbo all day
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>>217834260
Make sure your line goes straight over Ayer’s Rock
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27 year old zoomer roleplaying as a broccoli hair teenager from 2018 again
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>>217834233
big guy
big big guy
sponge bob big guy pants ok
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Merry Christmas de lads
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>>217834260
what's that, 30 miles a day?
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>>217834261
Mass is poo
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>>217834260
youre gonna look like this after
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>>217834233
You see the outfit she was wearing
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>>217834237
:^)
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>never did the college
>got bored and left when I tried it
>check the secondary school exam results and realized I technically failed
>ended up in the top 15% earners in Ireland anyway

Well lads, that's me laughing like a drunk donkey seeing a cow get milked
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>>217834298
The one true faith of our Lord is not limited to the Irish
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>>217834301
why did they sprinkle dirt over the image
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>>217834172
Now bring us some sniffy petrol
Now bring us some sniffy petrol
Now bring us some sniffy petrol
And a rat on a stick
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102 year old nan's been blacked lads
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>>217834285
I don’t know how Southern Hemisphere dwellers can stand doing Christmas in the summer. I have some Afrikaner family friends who told me about doing BBQs for Christmas, which just sounds wrong. It’s so inextricably tied with the darkest, coldest part of the year for me
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Me? I just love pissing on the gfberg in the shower
Normal man otherwise
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>>217834260
arent abos going to abduct you in the outback
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Keep getting a boner randomly, thank fuck the bf is over later
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>>217834318
>To be in the top 15% of individual earners in Ireland, one would generally need to earn an annual gross personal income of approximately €70,000 or more

I see you have massive wage suppression just like us
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>>217834301
Big fan of the leggings and socks thing
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>>217834172
drinking petrol
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>>217834337
>bf
UMMMMM
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>>217834326
Reminds me of that podcast where that woman talks about her nan's biggest deathbed regret being not having had sex with a black man
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>>217834318
reckon i could have gamed the system like this and earned some proper dough was I born in 1983 or 1993 and not 2003
completed an apprenticeship and got the relevant certs and now just no ones hiring. across all fields. even getting fucking knocked back for morrisons and the card factory.
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>>217834321
It’s image steganography to track nonces like how printers all put subtle dot constellations with doxxing information on everything you print, ostensibly to prevent counterfeit bank notes
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>>217834330
Does she like it?
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>>217834172
Depends, really
In the cities it would be indistinguishable from everyone else's secular xbo
In the communities it wouldn't be that much different but whichever church used to run the mission and its traditions would be more central
Got a brother in law who was working for the council in one of them and he was santa at their community party one year
Also there's a tradition where abos will get themselves caught for overdue fines and that and time it so they'll get christmas dinner while they're in remand in prison
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>>217834345
I make about 95-115 thousand depending on hours and if I do overtime

>>217834364
Could still do a trade, lad? Or if your body doesn't like the idea of breaking down in 10 years just do accounting or some shite
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>xbo
grim
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>>217834328
Midsummer festival for us
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>>217834323
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>>217834370
No she complains and says she'll piss on me next but she can't lololololol
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>>217834375
>Also there's a tradition where abos will get themselves caught for overdue fines and that and time it so they'll get christmas dinner while they're in remand in prison
that's quite nice in a way
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>>217834301
get them shagged
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>>217834375
>Also there's a tradition where abos will get themselves caught for overdue fines and that and time it so they'll get christmas dinner while they're in remand in prison
lmao
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>>217834375
>Also there's a tradition where abos will get themselves caught for overdue fines and that and time it so they'll get christmas dinner while they're in remand in prison
Reminds me of thre Irish that emigrated during the potato shortage
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My salary is £95300 a year
Get a bonus about £15k too
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i leave the workplace pension in every job i start. Its a form of wage suppression you see. And every time I email the request, Human Resources takes me in and start seething their tits off about it and campaign relentlessly to not do it. Something isnt right about it. Why would an employer insist on matching my pension contribution?
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>>217834402
can you imagine the average 21st century atheist going back in time to classical greece or catholic monestaries and trying to argue "philosophy" lmao
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>>217834382
might take up a railway engineer apprenticeship but it’s 4 years and i’ll be on shite wages till i’m 25. thinking about it. deadlines in feb.
also could do the city and guilds sparky certs and then just take odd jobs with a financed arnold clark van. that’s my back up of back ups. traditional sparky apprenticeships are notoriously hard to get and they wouldn’t take on a 22 year old.
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>>217834430
Well done mate
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>>217834434
what are you going to live on when you retire
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>>217834437
shut up you litle gay midget
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>>217833906
I grew up with a sister and ended up a kissless virgin at 29
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>>217834402
Id go back to the 19th century.
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>>217834402
I could 'discover' most of the pre-20th century maths and a lot of the 20th century pure maths
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>>217834434
They don't pay employer's NI on the salary sacrifice or their matching. If you opt out they pay tax on the extra pay
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>>217834441
>i’ll be on shite wages till i’m 25.
Oh diddums
Get a clue you fucking mong
You'r
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>>217834429
*hibernian shoa
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>>217834430
what do you do?
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>>217834463
Software
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>>217834463
gay porn reviewer
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>>217834441
Apprenticeship that gets you paid would be probably ideal. No idea on what arailway engineer is like but shite wages beat even more shite wages while being in college or just not having a job
Only thing I'd say if you're getting an apprenticeship, don't go on the cans too often and never fucking show up for work hungover or worse, miss it.
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Brits went sauna mad - only noise and silence cause problems
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it's going to be Christmas in Australia in about 3 hours
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bouncing on my bbc dildo
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>>217834449
projec ton
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>>217834457
Haven't they changed that now?
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>>217834475
How much of that is meetings/stand ups/dealing with retards who have no idea what they want/need and think you're a miracle solver?

And how active are you in meetings? I do maybe 30 seconds contribution in meetings at most unless it's with an external person in which case I usually just spend 90% of it explaining why they're retards
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>>217834489
gay little miget freak nigga
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>>217834484
good man
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>>217834430
coming up to 250k this year i reckon for me
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>>217834497
Kicks in next tax year 6th April
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the ironing is delicious
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>>217834430
Treat yourself to a high class escort x
£
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Off the wake up, I'm feelin' my best (Like)
I bend over, I do my lil' stretch (Like)
Ain't a jellyfish, but I'm the catch (Like)
Feel like that fish, so I'm pumpin' my chest (Grrah)
I blow bubbles so big like Mrs. Puff (Grrah)
I be locked in, like, no, this isn't luck (Grrah)
Eatin' fancy, like, no, this isn't chum (Grrah)
With my bestie, like everything fun (Grrah, grrah, grrah)

[Chorus]
Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guy
SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)
SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)
Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guy
SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay (Like)
SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay

[Verse]
Big things 'bout to happen today
I woke up feelin' a brand new way
Facin' the world in a brand new way
SpongeBob, big guy pants, okay
Tight fit, square hips
Doin' a dance in my big guy pants
The baddest, the top of the list, I am
And all my pearls, they came fresh out a clam
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you go from idolising bart to idolising homer as you get older
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>>217834478
think it starts about 21-22k then moves to 25. already done an apprenticeship and that’s my only hang up. it was it and cyber sec but don’t know whether i should just bite the bullet and do the railway one too. but also take more it certs so by 25 got two fields of qualifications and experience (probably still not find a job kek)

only issue is with rail is its physically brutal and the salary caps off compared to cyber or it which can scale well and is mostly make work
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google put baby jesus when you search chirstmas, woke has been defeated
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>>217834502
>and think you're a miracle solver?
oh dear is someone asking you to work for your six figures I mean really where do they get the bollocks for that
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>>217834502
I'd say probably 90 minutes meetings a day, 6.5 hours work.
I contribute where I'm the expert mostly.
We're shielded from the worst retardation of the customer by management and PM teams.
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>>217834382
>I make about 95-115 thousand depending on hours and if I do overtime
Whats the job?
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>>217834504
projec ton
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>>217834525
you go from idolising Apu Nahasapeemapetilon to idolising Apu Apustaja as you get older
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>>217834402
>>217834437
>>217834454
>>217834455
convinced that you'd be executed on the spot if you went back more than 300+ years for witchcraft or some shit

Imagine showing them a smartphone, they'd just assume you were an evil spirit and kill you
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she got them apple bottom jean jean boots with the fur with the fur
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>>217834548
nah I'd doubtless be the most respected mathematician in the world
I'd get into a good faculty and then develop that shit slowly
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>>217834527
too brown
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>>217834535
i hope you get automated by ai
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My job is basically to harass and browbeat the software engineer autists into actually delivering something
Always make them put their cameras on too
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how come when i post my salary youre all calling me cunts and this and that
but this lad posts his salary and youre all oh well done mate get an escrote mate
i can tell you dont like me
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yeah yeah everybody is earning 100k a month on here, the place for schizos spamming about poo and the dole
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Rorkes massive pension XL bully
Leftypol's tiny pension sausage dog (because he opted out of salary sacrifice LOL MONG)
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doing some critical listening to the 7 songs i've mixed, like it so far
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my hair sticks up at the back like principal skinner
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>>217834572
bosnia and herzegovina? i hardly know her!
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off to hong kong today
need to finish packing
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>>217834580
I've been here since 2013 m8, some of us grow up and get a job but you can't leave here
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She got gherkin bottom jeans boots with the poo with the poo
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>>217834400
Should get down and let her do it
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>>217834548
vpn moron
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>>217834602
what happens in hong kong
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>>217834598
bit mean :'(
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>>217834623
oh, various things
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got the eurobeat on again lads, remember when i used to drive with it, many near misses haha quite dangerous
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>>217834526
How's the government work there? Here if you're in, you're in for life once you pass probation so could try that for IT
And desu, IT is alot, lot fucking more cushy than physical labour, lad

>>217834529
'hi Canslad, can you explain why my idea about making it so we can all just have the one account for our expenses isn't a good idea? It's not like it'll get confusing who expenses what since we just know what we bought'

>>217834535
I would never work for a B2B company again for IT. Worse fucking job of my life.
'so er, Canslad is it? Can you explain what do you mean by 'you don't configure the firewall' since you're offering to build the website'

>>217834536
MSP
solo mostly, might grab a few students from one of the secondaries if they want to get a bit of work over summer
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>>217834548
I doubt they’d get after you in that way in most eras. They’d probably just assume you’re a foreigner from some far-off empire. If you told them that you were a time traveller, and convinced them, that could be grounds for witch accusations, albeit. Even then, they might just want to find out the technology you used to make that happen. Galileo was in the 1500s. Someone like Aristotle or Herodotus from Ancient Greece would probably like to speak to you as well
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millennials go on about boomers being lucky when they lucked into 100k a year for neeky software jobs any white man with an IQ over 105 could teach and then give no opportunities to those younger than them.

need a solar flare to make these soft handed cunts do real work again
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>>217834603
Yes youre so grown up you've been on here for 12 years
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It's not good enough for me
Since I've been with you, ooh
It's not gonna work for you
Nobody can equal me (I know)
I'm gonna sip on this drink, when I'm fucked up
I should know how to pick up
I'm gonna catch the rhythm
While she push up against me, ooh, and she tipsy
I had enough convo for 24
I peep'd you from across the room
Pretty little body dancin' like GoGo, hey
And you are unforgettable
I need to get you alone (ooh)
Why not? A fuckin' good time never hurt nobody
I got a little drink, but it's not Bacardi
If you loved the girl, then I'm so, so sorry
I gotta give it to her like we in a marriage
Oh, like we in a hurry
No, no, I won't tell nobody
You're on your level too
Tryna do what lovers do
Feelin' like I'm fresh out, Boosie (Boosie)
If they want the drama, got the Uzi (Uzi)
Ship the whole crew to the cruise ship (cruise)
Doin' shit you don't even see in movies (movies)
Ride with me, ride with me, boss (boss)
I got a hard head, but her ass soft (soft)
She want the last name with the ring on it
'Cause I pulled out a million cash, told her plank on it
And you are unforgettable
I need to get you alone
Now you wanna choose
Just pop the bubbly in the 'cuzi
It's not good enough for me
Since I've been with you, ooh
I'm gonna sip on this drink, when I'm fucked up
I should know how to pick up
I'm gonna catch the rhythm
While she push up against me, ooh, and she tipsy
I had enough convo for 24
I peep'd you from across the room
Pretty little body dancin' like GoGo, hey
And you are unforgettable
I need to get you alone, ooh
Why not? A fuckin' good time never hurt nobody
I got a little drink, but it's not Bacardi
If you loved the girl, then I'm so, so sorry
I gotta give it to her like we in a marriage
Oh, like we in a hurry
No, no, I won't tell nobody
You're on your level too
Tryna do what lovers do
You ain't enough for me
Too much for you alone
Baby, go and grab some bad bitches, bring 'em home
Know the jet's on me
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>>217834633
good reply
NOT
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>>217834632
vpn fuckhead freak
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bosneo and herzevogina
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Since it is a systemic approach, systematic theology organizes truth under different headings[1] and there are certain basic areas (or categories), although the exact list may vary slightly. These are:[9]

Angelology – The study of angels
Bibliology – The study of the Bible
Creationism – The study of creation
Hamartiology – The study of sin
Ecclesiology – The study of the church
Eschatology – The study of the end times
Soteriology – The study of salvation
Theological anthropology – The study of the nature of humanity
Theology proper – The study of the character of God, which is composed of Paterology (the study of God the Father), Christology (the study of Jesus Christ) and Pneumatology (the study of the Holy Spirit).

which is your faovurite?
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mama i'm a millionaire
but i feel like a bum
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>>217834602
must be surreal to go to asia and see a mix of britain and china
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>>217834522
Must of pissed them off to no end that she changed her hairstyle between them animating her character and her getting filmed for the music video
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>>217834645
Oi you cunt, I usually get at least 3 students from a local secondary school to work for me over the Summer at 20/hour
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going to bottle half of my cider to carbonate, and the other half that has loads of yeast and stuff im going to drink right now
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Finnish Ozzy Osbourne is stuck in the roof how do we get him down?
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>>217834602
wish I were able to do sex with her
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sitting alone silently in my house typing on a rapidly moving chatroom while my subconscious hallucinates and tricks itself into believing it’s getting social interaction
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>>217834645
lil zoomer mad he choose woodwork in his GCSEs
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wish i could curl my willy down into my arse like in those videos, you know the ones
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>>217834637
>MSP
Don't know what this is.
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>>217834665
maybe you should take a systemic approach on how to not be such virgin freak
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>>217834704
The cunt who overcharges retards for doing IT shite
managed services provider
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oh you're a woke
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>>217834645
Boomers were earning equivalent of 100k scratching their arses in a factory not sacrificing themselves as permavirgins
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>>217834645
I'm a zoomer with a software job and I'm nearly at 100k lol
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>>217834704
Marauding Sexual Predator
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>>217834662
not a vpn, just visiting some relatives for christmas
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>>217834700
can do that with my flaccid willy
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>>217834698
im still reeling from being an alcoholic dickhead to one of my favourite (female) friends at the weekend
she said she needed some space if i am to see her again
and her friend basically called me a dickhead
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>>217834700
that's why they call me black salami
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>>217834699
Nah I actually mostly got As and Bs at school then 2 years IT experience in an apprenticeship across public and private and did Microsoft and CompTIA certs all by 21 and no one will take me on. You lot just entered the field at the exact correct time and now rely on credentialism and gatekeeping when before anyone willing to learn it or just not a retard was given half a chance
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boomer zoomer zoomber boober moober poobetrjedfkjndg zhlk HRTMER SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>217834729
time to die retard vpn freak
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>>217834715
Gotcha. Doesn't seem specific enough.
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>>217834645
Get the Jacob Savage read
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>>217834688
nonce
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>>217834723
not in this country
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>>217834645
this is kinda true, i never had to apply directly for a job in my life, recruiters just dm'd me haha x
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>>217834752
classic
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>>217834729
Ever shag them?
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>>217834754
It's alright mate these jobs will be gone to AI in under 5 years anyway may as well cut your losses and start bricklaying
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>Two-year-old boy is killed and five people are seriously injured after their Toyota broke down on major A-road and was hit by another car
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>>217834768
Depending on what the MSP does it can literally be anything from 'advise on new hardware and set it up' to 'build you entire fucking infrastructure and be on call 24/7 like a retard'
Canslad? I just have small contracts and a full time one for a government department
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>>217834760
The booger generation betrayed the pooper generation and has no idea how hard it is to be a pooper
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>>217834754
mate i left school in 2008 and the economy didnt really recover until 2014. Everybody was dossing about and nobody was getting hired. Just wait your turn. Covid is your 2008.
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>>217834693
Hope you shit yersel inside out
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>>217834760
ausoomer melty
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patty and selmer
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>>217834787
no, i'm not south asian
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>>217834768
>>217834802
Your thoughts >>217834357
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Just sampled the Christmas eggnog
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>>217834792
AI bubbles popping in march mate when Nvidia breaks the news that they can’t actually produce the $600 billion worth of orders that have been placed on them. Tumbles from there on the stock market and AI shares plummet. Since AI was 63% of all American GDP growth in Q1 and Q2 2025, it’s over. 2008 tier here
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wanking in a winter wonderland
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>>217834671
Great mindth think alike
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>>217834847
Nothing ever happens
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>>217834839
Don't care
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If leftypol is woke, does that mean... rorke is asleep?
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it wank time
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>>217834802
Thought it was hard to work as a solo in this cunt. I don't work here so have no idea.
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Toil tomorrow because Toilberg wants me to work on client's UK and SA funds
I thought you had Bank Holiday tomorrow
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>>217834754
Are you applying for service desk jobs? I don't even think it's the economy or AI but rather the fact that for roles like those they can get infinity jeets to do it
As shit as it is you have to start with a shitty service desk job to start off
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>>217834847
An AI collapse is a software house collapse
Every major B2B SaaS platform has been using AI to justify its existence and sell the future to investors
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shitting nora
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scran
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for you my friend i put extra :)
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>>217834905
software wankers on the ropes
hope the civil service is next, those bastards have also been stealing a living for fuck all
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>>217834905
how do you know all of this
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>>217834839
I care a lot.
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>>217834890
Solo MSP? Not really. Depends on what you want.
I was a dickhead and went for a job with a MSP after I left a cushy but low paying it gig
Didn't like the cunt and how he treated one potential customer, ended up not taking the job and getting asked by the customer to come work for them direct and ended up threough word of mouth mostly

>>217834754
Oi, twatcunt, I fucking FAILED secondary school. I didn't fucking entire shite at the right fucking time. I just knew how to market myself by lying about how amazing I am and my experience
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>>217834922
Thanks Boss, toss some extra sauce too if you can
Mild ofc, I can't handle spicy
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>>217834935
I have a job
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nooooo you have to make me the CEO im 22 years old now my life is OVER if you dont hire me
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>>217834919
must be so rockhard near naked getting to pet your girlfriend around other near naked fit girls
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>>217834941
>I didn't fucking entire shite at the right fucking time
Think I was meant to be saying enter, not entire
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>wait all year for christmas
>christmas comes
>it's shit
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>>217834974
the albanian stench around her keeps unwanted erections at bay
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>>217834970
all i’m asking for is a basic entry level job
and one that isn’t for slimy bastards to work me 10 hours a day for 24k a year in some sketchy unheard of “services management company”
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to be a CEO now all you need to do is say AI in every sentence
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>>217834899
No, it's on 25/26, really should be all three imo
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>>217834920
Why must yanks insist on the ghastly combination of sweetened bread and seasoned meat?
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barge simpson
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>>217835009
You are literally a fucking child with zero fucking epxerience you daft fucking dog fucking pigrapist

>b-b-b-but muh apprentice work
If you fucking managed to fucking advertise shite well, it counts. Otherwise it doesn't

>>217835028
Bit raycis
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>>217835016
hope he yells TSUUUU
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>>217835016
When will Vin Diesel admit he's a poof
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>>217835028
cockwomble tier
even more embarrassing for a paddy as they are meant to be proud of being seperate
unless it’s one of those leinster church of england west brits
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>>217835046
same with them eating bacon with maple syrup and shit, fucking FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me? Didn't make more than £20k a year until I was in my 30s.
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>>217835046
so much sügar
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>>217835004
you're just getting old
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right
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>>217835064
he's the autistic friendless greek on a vpn
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right well that's gay porn
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It's not going to be a white Christmas
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>>217835054
being young doesn’t mean i’m going to work 10 hours a day for a sketchy third party company that pays me buttons. half of those companies posting jobs don’t even get back or are just using it to farm your data. the worst IMO is recruiters that use a posh title and graphics to make it seem like they’re the company, advertising the job, then they phone you and say yeah it’s actually for this totally honest and legal company. should be illegal.
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>>217835078
bit gay that
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>>217835116
Just go for the fucking civil service, doomerlad
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Well that's rorke giving leftypol a cheeky helping hand
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nice
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>>217835009
In the modern era man makes his name in the runtpit that is the SMC. What makes you any different? Cut your teeth like every other runt in the industry. I did too for 8 years. Now im cruising on a cool 34k a year :)
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am umbun x
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>>217835078
comical how one has a short thick willy and the other has a long thinner one
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applied to it
hoping they get back to me
not getting my hopes up though
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seen more gay porn on /brit/ than anywhere else in my life
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good morning holiday /brit/
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im really stupid
and mentally ill
and it makes me unable to stop drinking once i reach a certain point
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>>217835007
what do albanian birds smell like?
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>>217835156
>34k a year for 8 years of grafting
bradley walsh
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Honestly how are you meant to solve this shit
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>>217835116
Go work as a corporat
It's decent and you can always say you have experience in ms excel
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>>217835170
go on mate, it's christmas!
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>>217835170
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE
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>>217835184
>2 empty
>1 empty
>0 empty
Really working overtime trying to figure out which number is biggest
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>>217835208
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>Square
>Star
>Square
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Which is the odd one out!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!
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>>217835204
I picked the one on the right and it was wrong
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Mad how you literally have to have a high IQ to post on 4chan
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australians post gay porn on 4chan during christmas
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>>217835228
yeah mate that was wrong
highest number of EMPTY boxes
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>>217835233
80 is not high



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