LOVELY CARDIE BASTARDS edish
>>217835208You’re 47.
Just to warn you that I will wank to at least one of the images/webms posted in this thread
over itwhatever it might have been
poo smells
frosty the snowmanhe's another useless cuntwe built him with a 12 inch dickthe carrot stuck out in frontit put a smile upon his face when all the girls tried to suck itbut within an hour it had melted downand frosty just said fuck it
>>217835208why do you pretend to be irish?why do you pretend to drink beer? why do you pretend to have a job?
>>217835242Save it for the playground
Thinking about the JQ
your hero Andrew Tate got battered
>>217835222There you go lad x>>21783522156>>217835249alri spaino?
Would you go out with a black or brown girl?If not, then why not?
>>217835259NoI like gingers
>>217835259Went out with a Nigerian girl once and it was boring afNever again
youre not supposed to count the dots on the captcha its a visual acuity test youre supposed to just know from your peripherals which is the out one out
>>217835259shag? yes date? no
>>217835259shag if fit enough but not go out with
Libertarians won. There are simply too many people. In particular, too many men.
>>217835259sex with brown women
>>217835259rorke pretending that his parents would disown him if he did when in reality they'd be popping the champers and throwing a "HE'S NOT GAY!!!" party
Rorke reusing the Amazon giftbags for the 5th year runningLeftypol impeccably wrapping everything in trans coloured wrapping paper
bet dey peelin' & resealin'
>>217835293Aha ktim I remember when my parents did that
>>217835277boring in what way?
>>217835259Have some incredibly racist mates who are obsessed with brown/black/asian women
A black American man who isn't a boxer losing a rigged boxing match owns Rorke somehow
>>217835326stop seething your incel idol got battered
>>217835286>So...how are those working these jobs meant to live?They're supposed to be school children, uni students, semi-retirees and mothers making money once their children are old enough to be at school
>>217835286Libertarianism is a midwit ideology for edgy 16 year old boys. The only place it ever sort of worked was early America, which was a young pre industrial country of English speaking Protestants with a continent full of resources, a very low population density, an armed populace organised into state commonwealths that had to constantly be on guard for tribal savages coming to kill them. It is simply civilizational suicide to apply it to our current societies.
>>217835322gimp
>>217835279Bit discriminatory
>>217835326Who?
>>217835322>walks to the local 'bucks and gets a drink without all this faff
forgot to get this for da
>>217835258love how you don't even bother denying any of it you fucking larping waster kekcan't imagine how miserable your life must be if you've ended up pretending to be a retarded alcoholic online
>>217835334Know nothing about himDon't like boxingAm pro blacks getting battered
the 'chon has made me immune to ragebait tbf, nothing posted online can faze me after all the shite that you nonces post
>>217835315She didn't ask me anything or start any conversation at first so it was just me asking her questions until I felt like an awkward mong and stoppedThen she asked me what I was looking for and I couldn't answer lmaoShe still messaged me for a while after but I unfollowed her
>>217835361>boils the kettle and makes a coffee in under 2 minutes for freeheh
>>217835249>why do you pretend to be irish?am why do you pretend to drink beerdowhy do you pretend to have a job?explodes
Leftypol seething that he can't raise a family of 4 with his job at Coffee 1
>>217835376Was saying this to dadberg recently after he got wound up by some shit football banter, if you've spent enough time online it all becomes meaningless
The Nordic countries are just woke Japan Think about it
why dont you incels just fuck fat chicks
>>217835424dont like the smell
>>217835420Ok im thinking about it. Thinking it sounds retarded
>>217835409>ebonics superhero meme take it to reddit
Britain is just wogged JapanThink about it
>>217835368Alri spaino
whats with leftymong and omni-man memes
>>217835444My bad unc
Woman is the Nigger of the WorldThink about it
>>217835424I have something resembling dignity despite being an absolute freak
>>217835468you've wasted your life here and will die alone
wank complete
>>217835478
>>217835443It makes perfect sense mate>bland food that pretentious people like>high standard of living but globally irrelevant>autistic and antisocial people but weird tolerance of nudity porn and prozzers>minimalistic design that westerners are obsessed with>popular for tourism but absolutely hate tourists
Getting angry about American political figures
sat around doing nowt
>>217835495scandinavians are westerners you spastic
every baby name ends in ie or y these days. Or ey God forbid Sick of it
Don't tell bro about the Nordic Model
you lads enjoying the africa cup of nations then
>>217835516based and daoist pilled
>>217835487 keep posting, you sustain my ego.
>>217835494Unc is raging ahaha
>>217835523What's the JAV code?
>>217835208>hates cardassians>loved by a cardassian yandere
>>217835338no, they're supposed to go to illegal immigrants and economic refugees living in taxpayer funded housing or black market barracks, making money to send home where it's actually worth something and/or buy back their family from the cartels/moderate rebels that got them into the country
jealous of the fella going to hong kong
>>217835495Japan and UK have more similarities imho
Mumberg bought a present "from me" for her friend when it's clearly fucking not from me is it. At least put all our names on it I said. Apparently it's the right thing to do cos I'm an adult now. So being an adult means your mum buying Christmas presents on your behalf without consulting you does it. Fuck off
baby muhammady
we are similar to japan because we're both island nations who think we're more important than we are
>>217835495>>bland food that pretentious people likeLiterally everyone likes Japanese food mate
>new zoomer lingo is invented>people on the 'chon use it ironically>rorke gets wound up>they use it even morethe cycle begins anew every few weeks
so fucking scared to drink my cider rn, it does not smell great
>>217835551you're gonna be doing this shit here on christmas day aren't you?
>>217835590it’s not even “zoomer lingo” it’s just them aping blacks i don’t even care if blacks say it it’s just cringe and pathetic the amount these people venerate african americans
>>217835590Just told you I don't get wound up in response to your last post
alright lads
2026 predictions: zoomers will start spelling "minute" (unit of time) as "mini" because that's how lazy american blacks pronounce it
>>217835603If it'll piss you off and make you hate your life even more, sure spaino
These days, you get arrested and thrown in jail if you say you're English, don't you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCBhKs4faI
>>217835646cheers dad, will definitely watch this
you need to be indianmaxxing in 2026
>>217835646>This video contains content from BBC Studios, who has blocked it in your country on copyright groundsFeel like they're doing a racyism on me
Where is rorke seeing all these blacks say these things?
been putting off going to b&m, it's going to be like baghdad in there
if that onion ring i pick up
Ghislaine Maxwell would get it
>>217835646Very safe stewart. Well done :)
>>217835495japan is not globally irrelevant lmao
2026 predictions: I will "swipe down" with "clutchy bear" during "sundae service"
>>217835495>>bland food that pretentious people like
where are my little umkittens
>>217835656
>>217835625Minihh
i think life was probably better before telephones were invented. thanks a lot akexander graham bell.
literally everyone i know has gone to japan this year
>>217835611>apingheh
>>217835646This actually happened recently so the joke is obsoleteThanks for posting it for the thousandth time though
need that cabbage hoodiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRYwbGgd3XQ
hol on ima hafa tek dis whahh ahh threhh in fohh a minihh
>>217835709up your fukcing arse sunshine
if parcelberg isn't deliveredstein by tomorrowitz then I'm in big troublemann regarding christmas
gagging for that aeroplane food
can feel my brain integrating with the yeast hivemind inside the my cider
mad how everyone pisses in swimming pools and everyone just lies about it
haven't bought a single present this yearx
>>217835780youre allowed to wee in themthe circulation takes it away
i hate fat people
Need the adults back in the room
>>217835706your food is shit sven admit it
>>217835794gluttony and greed are 2 of the 7 deadly sins
i want a chubby autistic gf that farts on me
>>217835780I dont
>>217835780there are pools where if you piss in it, the water around you turns a different color
>>217835816odd how child rape isn't one of them
just seen a man with a robot leg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FB1n175VQE
>>217835837makes you think doesnt it
not fat me, a healthy 17 stone
>>217835495>globally irrelevant? we are literally a (humanitarian) superpower
>>217835495
>>217835809
>>217835837Think that falls under lust
>>217835794me toosick of seing them aboutdisgusting
If you turn the light on in the car while it's moving the police will arrest you
>>217835780used to poo in them myself
paedo on the botnet website with the child porn again
>>217835853everyone knows what ikea is, volvo was a massive car brand and is still a big name in trucking, everyone we wuzzes as vikangz not irrelevant at all
okay someone alerted sverigetraden about my thread
>>217835495swamp souphttps://youtu.be/CdUQUFW4W5U
>>217835852weigh 10 stone at 5’8 me
>>217835706>>217835863>>217835872um
>>217835734swedish raid in progress ladshello my swedish friends
And how healthy is Canslad?5'1, 16 stone and 2lbs
Why are Swedes excelling at cooking?
oh it's bloody lindisfarne all over again!
Put em dashes in your posts—it enrages leftypol
>>217835874so you're saying it's fine to shag kids if you love them?
Remember lads when you are scaredThere is nothing to fear, except fear itself - JFK
>>217835886
missus has gone back to her parents for Christmas and I've gone back to mine. frankly would rather spend the next two weeks shagging her than listening to my parents complain about Keir Starmer
>>217835934Don't think thats what I said at all. Bizarre supposition
>>217835945Just shag your dad, problem solved
>>217835920there's a high concentration of culinary brain power in Sweden AKA Sweeten because it's so sweet
>>217835945Bring your parents to hers and you can have the best of both worlds
>>217835905why is all the spelling in that thread so bad?are they dyslexic?
>>217835945Just shag your mum, problem solved
>>217835945>2weeks Underage
>>217835920why did he throw it at the wall
>>217835966
Why would anyone complain about a beloved knight of the realm who won a landslide electoral victory?
feel the need to post something
>>217835956Mr Rorke I am arresting you upon suspicion of grievous noncery under Section 3 of the Protection of Children Act 1978. You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
none of my gifts are arriving before christmas but theyre all absolute bangers so its ok
working class people be like: brought my uncle a punching bag for christmas
mental how train drivers make double the median wage
HAVE YOU SEEN HERTELL ME HAVE YOU SEEN HER
Catching up on the haribo advent calendar
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2007/feb/11/fiction.features2imagine this review being published in the guardian todaythey'd have her head
what’s the point of an australian christmas it’s not even winter for them and they’re all godless heathens anyway
Middle-class people be like:>Christmas is far too commercialised so I've given your gifts to a family of refugees
>>217836059its based soulless northrons will never get it
leftypol spending christmas alone because of last years trans debacle
What are you giving your family this christmas?
Feel like I should shower, go out to get the BIG lunch and consider maybe not killing myself
>>217835736Someone got arrested and thrown in jail for saying they're English?
>>217836002grimmers
back from Tesco Hell in there despise old people so much its unreal
>>217835886'nough about you corpselaugh
>>217835208>>217835557the eternal suffering of one Miles Edward O'Brien
>>217836079Yeah
>>217836085for me, it's the old bastards who park their trolley in front of the reduce to clear section and absolutely REFUSE to step aside or move as they take their fucking time to pillage it all
>>217836075Sadness and despair
>>217836085might go to the shops to laugh at all the stressed working class runts and the staff struggling to keep up while i laugh inwardly like an evil incel bastard
>>217835984scove
>>217836059my dad grew up in southern africa and he said the christmassy feeling was the same even though it was warm and he was surrounded by blacks
>>217836096i wouldve been plapping that cardassian scientist all day no cap
tell me a joke
>>217836120if you want a joke read your biography
>>217836051Why? Its complaining that chinese people dont actually talk like "herrow" (when in fact they do)
>>217836120A dragon takes two children away. The father sends a message to the dragon and asks for the children back. The dragon just laughs and replies "No, what can you do to me?"The father then gathers the whole village and sends another message and the dragon replies "No, what can you do to me?"The father then gathers the neighboring villages and sends another message, saying that several hundred people will attack him, the dragon replies "No, what can you do?"The father is ready to give up when a man and his three brothers are willing to fight the dragon. When the dragon hears this, he flies away and the children are allowed to come home.Why?
>>217836059christmas is about cherishing your family not praising jebus
>>217836147Tell me a shorter joke
>>217836051>This article is more than 18 years oldWalled
>>217836148>christmas is about cherishing your familylol
>>217836120The majority of trannies actually would fall understand the scientific defition of mentall illness as they fetishize the condition and are technically speaking, meant to be in mental homes
>>217836117for me it's the bajoran cuties, especially nerys.you just know that after decades of war and resistance there are probably very few men left, so polygyny is accepted
DIGIMONDIGITAL MONSTERSDIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS
>>217836160my knob is shorter than that joke on my laptop screen
>>217836164you know im right christmas predates christianity, it was just stolen and renamed by christians
Even the Muslims are getting into Christmas now
>>217835259i haven't had a gf in almost a year so at this point i would take anything
>>217836188>christmas predates christianityNo it doesn't.>it was just stolen and renamed by christiansNo it wasn't.
>>217836148it’s actually about jesus mixed with the traditional winter solstice festivals of europeans the big feast and get together was just part of those feasts. the “christmas tree” decorated is the same as the yule log. most of the fairy tales and imagery associated with it comes from the germanic yule. Santa also bears a superficial resemblance to Odin.
>>217836188back then it wasnt about cherishing your family either (though it should be)
my vision is augmented
>christmas predates christianityLets all just think about that for a second
>>217836209american tier post>what is yuletide
Greta Thunberg arrested at a protest supporting Palestine Action hunger strikers
destroy christfreaks
>>217836230>>what is yuletideIrrelevant
christmas is a secular holiday that originated as a pagan holiday anyway
>Salary: £4,583.33>Christmas Bonus: £6,187.50 >Total: £10,770.83-£2885.67 for Income Tax-£379.25 for National Insurance-£739 for Student Loan>Actual Pay: £6,583.58 (61% of the money I actually earned)I hate this country. I hate it I hate it I HATE IT
>>217836115Imagine the smell
Mental how if I don't bump into the toilfu today, I will likely never see her again. At least once it's all over I might be able to get some sleep. Keep thinking about her, beginning to obsess like escortmong. NOT healthy is it.
>>217836202so i can shag their women?
I like getting those haribo bears and squashing them into little fat gremlins
>>217836202fucking hate that same with the japspurely commercial holiday for them. no cultural tradition or anything. no religious or civic significance. even we still go to church and know “le true meaning” of it. fuck off and go celebrate your miserable holidays you ugly immigrant bastards
>>217836249yeah isn't it obvious?>>217836243not at all if it were strictly a christian holiday then it would be a niche thing that only bible thumpers cared about, but we both know that isn't the case.. clearly
>humans exist for 100,000+ years>infant mortality is rife>wars over land, resources, women, tribalism, etc>life expectancy of 25>God and his angels sit up in Heaven with their arms crossed while all this happens for 95,000+ years>around 3-4,000 years ago they decide to do something about it>only reveal themselves to barbaric, illiterate middle east>not India or China, where people can think, read, and do science>tells them the path to salvation is to brutally murder, rape, and enslave their neighbors>oh and if they really want to impress him, they should cut a bit of skin off their dick>in return, he brings his chosen people to the only place in the Middle East without oilit's mental when you think about it. but then again theists don't think very much, do they?
>>217836251All those immies won't pay for themselves you know
>>217836218need this
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766490784181660.webm
>>217836287>the path to salvation is to brutally murder, rape, and enslave their neighborsDon't think they teach this
>>217836315that's what they did in practice
>>217836284why are you being autistic? it’s a syncretic holiday. Christianity overlaid with European solstice celebrations. If it didn’t have both of those elements it would be a different thing. The celebration we call “Christmas” is by definition the synthesis of those two celebrations. This isn’t hard to get.
>>217836257Stop talking to us and get it sorted
I got my mum an iPad last Christmas this Christmas I’ve only got her 2 bottles of wine and some chocolates do you think she will be disappointed? I know she won’t ever show it or say anything but do you think deep down she will be or not?
>>217836284There is literally not a single shred of "yuletide" that would be around today without the Christian holidaySame goes for any element of "paganism" that "survived" into the present
>>217836345Not really no.>>217836287>>only reveal themselves to barbaric, illiterate middle east>>not India or China, where people can think, read, and do scienceKek
>>217836287>not India or China, where people can think, read, and do scienceIn 2000bc yeah?
>>217836365i don’t know. i’m not fucking houdini mate. stop bothering us with your inane insecurities.
>>217836287That's them done
>>217836251mate i only bring home $3.5k every two weeks what are you whinging about
>>217836365give her some dickx
>>217836351my point to you is that no one gives a fuck about the christian part and is still celebrated on a consistent basis regardless
>>217836287>>tells them the path to salvation is to brutally murder, rape, and enslave their neighborskino God desu
>>217836378I’m a Catholic but this is retarded If the Norse were never Christianised they would still celebrate Yuletide. There’s non Christian peoples around the world today with their own solstice celebrations.
>>217836408>There’s non Christian peoples around the world today with their own solstice celebrations.Such as?
boring bunch of bastards, get the poo posted
>>217836389Fuck you bastard
mad how christmas is today in scandinavia
my mum tells me what to get her and then i get it. simple as
>>217836397perhaps but that’s a very modern phenomenon and i don’t think most people would be too comfortable with divorcing it entirely from the christian tradition. even if they are godless heathens like most contemporary westerners. Big reason probably why it feels so much more soulless these days is because it’s increasingly atheistic and consumer oriented instead of being a communal Christian holiday integrated with older solstice traditions.
got the christmas hip hop on
>>217836408>If the Norse were never Christianised they would still celebrate YuletideLiterally no reason to believe this
nhs wouldn't give me a trt prescription but getting a hrt one was extremely easy
>>217836422Yalda Night in IranThe Japs call it Toji and celebrate it
>>217836440I did ask her but she never told me said she was busy
>>217836448I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
>>217836469it was an annual festival they done around the solstice. if they never encountered the gospel and converted why wouldn’t they continue it just as they had likely for thousands of years prior?no culture situated in the northern latitudes. likes the winter. so nearly all of them have some sort of festival around the longest night because they know that they are over the hump and the sun is returning in full force
Mad all the high earners sat here on brit at 12:04 on a Tuesday
2025 was the year of getting a job2026 will be the year of getting healthy
>>217836251don’t forget your employers contribution of 15% x £10353.83
>>217836403>>217836486Dire
get the big mommas house 3 on
>>217836520It's 23rd of December.
reckon a youtube channel that explains complicated nuanced scientifical, mathmatical, political, economical etc concepts with soyjak and chudjak would be a hit tbf
it’s da twentee turd of decembur
>>217836537I am actually also highly paid and am working today technically.
>>217836443that's an issue stemming from modernity and marketing, not because people don't get their bibles out on christmas day anymorei never went to church as a kid, none of my friends or family did either. the soul of the holiday isnt connected to religion at all.
>>217836516>if they never encountered the gospel and converted why wouldn’t they continue it just as they had likely for thousands of years prior?Because the world wasn't staying static and every country that has come in contact with modernity has shed a huge number of traditions
wish i looked like the chudjak
>>217836564your family might not have went but they could not afford to go and the holidays spirit would still be upheld by innate religious character when everyone decides that it’s entirely secular it dies or feels much flatter. do you understand
feeling depressed
>>217836572a winter solstice celebrations a pretty solid one though. it’s a yearly anchor. and besides your initial claim was that without christianity “not a shred” of yuletide would be preserved. not the effects of modernisation on alternate history nordic pagans
>>217836448https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D20Cbe6A-kA
>>217836603cheer up matex
shagging the vicar up the arse after midnight mass
>uhh yeah forget people were making huge solstice monument calendars with stone tools in europe 5000 years ago, if it wasn’t for Jesus no one would be celebrating the solstice
>>217836392That's $7k which is £5.1k which is £600 more than my base pay pre-taxyour salary dwarfs minenigga do you even read
tomorrow itv will be airing a movie which is basically woke grinch who only ruins christmas for white families
>>217836708Ok well keep us updated
>>217836525genuinely makes me feel bad for toilberg
>>217836704oh i didnt realize you were talking about monthly salary x
GO ON GIVE US A SNARE RUSHRUSHRUSHRUSHRUSHRUSH
>>217836708Kek what's it called? Was watching a film called "the holdovers" with the family last nightDon't want to be too much of a miserable cunt but it's hard to get over the pretty explicit themes of whiteness as cold, authoritarian and rigid and blackness as calm, reassuring and goodChristmas is a hard time of the year for us chuds eh!
yankoids really do b like>yeah i get paid again in 2 weeks
Wtf is a soltice unc
>>217836754Mumberg had some film on where a black American lad goes to Yorkshire during the war and everyone loves him, don't understand the appeal
>>217836759a type of ice cream i think? not sure, haven't been to the shops in 8 years
Rorke: there are not enough White people in films!ALSO Rorke: there are only White people in this film and that is bad!!
heathermongs over on /his/ starting his usual irish history thread and posting the exact same genetic graphs with the exact same posts he always uses. same obsessive compulsive tendencies can’t wait till he kills his life. when he gets bored of that he’ll start again here with trannies or black people. 4chan is his life
>>217836786>ALSO Rorke: there are only White people in this filmhe has never said this
Don't recall Rorke ever saying the second thing
>>217836802>>217836708
>>217836802You said it earlier this thread
rorke saying stuff he would never say
>>217836708stop advertising mong
just went downstairs then come back up without doing what I went down there to do
russia been involved in their 3 day special military operation for almost the same amount of time they fought the Germans in WW2
Leftypol saying there are too many black people in adverts or something
>LoveHoney.co.uk have issued a recall notice and taken down their online listing for the David Walliams novelty sex arse following allegations the children's author behaved inappropriately after reports from numerous Harper Collins publishing house employees however the retailer advised any orders placed on or before 23rd December 2025 will still be fulfilled in time for Christmas.
Drinking a pot of black tea.
just went downstairs and did some stuff now I'm back upstairs
I am not intelligent enough to find Frasier funny
imagine dan and phil pooey arse sex
just drank water
sometimes think of a good rorke or leftypol joke irl and have a little chuckle to myself
>>217836838with the same result, a russian victory
Rockstar been working on GTA 6 for longer than it took the Americans to go to the moon
lads!I need Christmas idea gifts do you have any iycI can only give scratchcards so many times
>>217836877frasier just isnt funny its cringe boomerslop unlike ofah which is peak boomerslop
>>217836908a hug
Rorke and leftypol forming a rap groupLeftypol:>Hate it or love it leftypol on top>and I'm gon' shine homie until my heart stopRorke:>Envy me, I'm the chud MVP, and I ain't goin nowhere so you can get to know me
>>217836908Celtic dinner plates
never understood withnail and i didn't think it was funny at all
another day of the fat ugly neighbour being fat and ugly and loud
>>217836651I’ll do my best ;_;
someone bring me food
one such there should man have under the christmas tree
>>217836999what's getting you down mate?
hungry for slop
don't like big women
>>217837058same desu
Starting a new thread is hard as shit nowadays.
>>217837103