LOVELY FUCKING CHAV edish
>>217837108
best churchill adverthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTOa2I8d8EU
>>217837125YOU FUCKING FAT FAGGOT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO QUOTE THIS ONE YOU UTTER FUCKING RETARDED SLUT>>217837106
>>217837136BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP
had a dream about being naked in the park and talking to 5 also naked girls and having a like 6some, but then the sex demons i was clearly partaking in in the dream revealed themselves to be men and i ahd to run away from this guy trying to suck me offmoral of the story is immoral dreams = immoral dreams
Me mum died in the holly
if you could easily remove tattoos women would agree they look bad in a year or so but since you cant theyll never give it up
>>217837196Brutal. Sorry. Couldn't imagine life without me mum
>>217837190cool mate i had a dream i was in the bath and my sister walked in haha
This is how rorke sees himself
dreamt i was at a secondary school reunion and i had to go up on stage and explain that i was an unemployed NEET whilst everyone was going up and telling us all about their great cool jobsglad i woke up lads haha
once had a dream that everyone had a sword that was sheathed up their bum. you could use it to fight but it wasn't easy to get out
Once had a dream that men be judged off the content of their character and not the colour of their skin
fucking stupid ahh windows UI pissing me off. why the fuck are there 4 document folders
but I would never EVER enlist myself
Wish I was extroverted and normal and not a quiet incellious freak
Had a dream that was Rome. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish
>>217837264get a mac
>>217837103where can I find a girl like this?
>>217837314im quite extroverted i just hate how i lookso if there's any mirrors, or photographs, or i remember how ugly i am i shut down
>>217837103Seeing edgy fascoids consuming gluten and possibly doing stimulants reminds me Hitler's prescription listhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodor_Morell#Substances_administered_to_HitlerActing out with aggression is not hard to understand under conditions of malabsorption of nutrients and chronic inflammation.Please, show these people to the paleo diet.
>>217837314it’s literally all in your head the idea that “normal people” are all boisterous extroverted smooth talkers is a fantasy. most people are nervous or at least hesitant to talk at length with those that aren’t their trusted friends
>>217837325Bus terminals, smoke shops, and low rent shopping centres mostly.
>>217837374Lad, I just think she's cute
>>217837374>They're not really cunts, they're just malnourished!
>>217837380Not about that is it. It's about being able to be energised when you're in crowds and busy public places like, you know, a normal person does instead of feeling drained and wishing you were home
>>217837325ENGERLAND
>>217837408>instead of feeling drained and wishing you were homeKtim
>>217837408again not what "normal" people feelyou utter weirdo
>>217837406Trust the science >Gut bacteria and mind control (timestamp @ 39:54)https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2394&v=mioR_WrkRaU
>again not what "normal" people feel
flushing a long brown turd down the bog and imagining i'm drowning an ugly nigger baby
I like Asian women
>>217837434It's what extroverted aka normal people feel
>>217837439>scienceIf your diet were doing you any favours, you wouldn't be here.
Is the Umbunny here?
Got this peng drink from a Colombian bar yesterday, can’t stop sipping it. It’s absolutely lush
Don't get it
>>217837408once again, a fantasy. if someone is energised in a crowd it depends on many different things. who they’re with, why they are there, their current mood. It’s not a binary built in “extrovert/introvert” switch you autist
mincing around the christmas tree
yeah he looks full of energy
>>217837499bizarre comment
>>217837457nope no one enjoys arbitrarily queueing
>>217837493it's a jumbled mess of an album, I know it was a pioneer of sampling but I don't know why it's so highly praised, they've got far better albums
>>217837455hello, awkward white man
Where the FUCK is seaside mark??
did that lad ask out his toilfu?will escortlad have a festive escort shag?will mousey ever come back?find out on the next episode of /brit/
>>217837530on the tracks
>>217837528Hello, brown
toilfu didn't even want to try my homemade eggnog because it "smelled funny", I am wounded
if you're not a raw vegan you don't understand shit about nutrition
>>217837546fucking facts
>>217837468*stands on hind legs*hi
>>217837518nah mate you don’t understand, us common folk are social butterflies with an insatiable urge for mass socialisation and crowds, he’s a crucified thoughtful philosopher that prefers to be on his own.
>>217837530Did you check the beach?
>>217837578rotisserie chicken build
>>217837543East Asians and browns form part of the same outward biomass that threatens the existence of whiteness
>>217837540*/brit/ themetune plays over long scrolling credits that's just the word Anonymous over and over*
just seen some gay stuff on the internet
Why is this lad so angry that extroverted people thrive in social situations?
>>217837584bit fucking gay mate
thats a bloke dualwanking
>>217837463Now you're just waving in the air. I've quit my SSRIs and managed to pick up hobbies since minding my gut microbiome with unprocessed natural foods and a strict limit of sugar and carbs in general.The effects are real and I feel sad and angry for everyone having passed because of a lack of awareness.
>>217837544fuck lad i';m sorry that's well and truly overwomen sharing food/drink is like the basic they like you/are comfortable around you (hence brunch being so popular too)they dont even care what they eat half the time, hence the issues with them never ordering the right food, they just want to eat with someone they care about. similarly, the easiest way to speedrun a romance with a girl is to feed each other
>>217837590uma delicia
>>217837606because you’re a retard that can’t into nuance and thinks that extroverts magically never feel any of the same emotions you do
>>217837570Why is this making you so rattled?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XHb3ft4JE8ktim
>>217837621>I feel sad and angryYeah you do... all the time...
>>217837621happy for you swedebro reminder to thank God
>>217837622I get what you saying, but she is an extremely picky eater to be fair, she basically only likes chicken dinners and plain chocolate. She's accepted cups of tea and biscuits from me in the past so it's not like she flat refuses to eat anything I've prepared/brought
>>217837634Extroverts feel anxiety and low energy when they're on their own but get energised when they're around people. It's the opposite for introverts. Why does this simple fact get you into a frothing rage?
>>217837493Put an egg in the water so im hardboiledYou left you eggs on the counter and they're soiled
>>217837493they're jewish btw
le redditor i am le unique introvert i dont like anything anyone else likes reee im so special and that's why i'm an incel friendless freak
Chris Rea WON’T be driving home for Christmas because he’s DEAD, you see
>>217837666zip it
shes into me
ooh it's probably diego. this seems like a topic that would hit his insecurity and he always lashes out weirdly like this when that happens
>>217837674he might have driven home already, you don't know
next year Boxing Day will fall on 26/26/26 for the first time ever
>>217837662blah blah blah all these categories are meaningless. nobody is like one or the other all of the time
>>217837661grim afalso mate... again she would try it even if only to go through the motions
Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy, then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness. Science fiction? It is already happening to some extent in our own society. It is well known that the rate of clinical depression had been greatly increasing in recent decades...Instead of removing the conditions that make people depressed, modern society gives them antidepressant drugs. In effect, antidepressants are a means of modifying an individual's internal state in such a way as to enable him to tolerate social conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable- Theodore Kacyznski
>>217837674maybe theyll be driving him in a hearse?
>because you’re a retard that can’t into nuance and thinks that extroverts magically never feel any of the same emotions you do
>>217837681what prompt did you use to get ChatGPT to type like that
>>217837689ok diego calm down it's going to be alright
>26/26/26
Irish diaspora love a good protest
Guilmero Del Toro flick where Asian women have sex with a ghost (I’m the ghost)
feel like shit. my back is sore. i dont want to toil today. i just want to stay in bed.
>>217837685ah yes the 26th month
>>217837634^ ding fucking ding.I get it at the toils all the time, people wondering how I manage to keep calm, or saying that I'll just kind of quietly menace a room waiting for an opportunity to calmly drop the bomb that ends the meeting and sets everything in motion.My secret is that I'm fucking terrified and trying not to show it. I hate being the person bringing forth a plan, and I wait for literally anyone else to plop down literally any idea. Small talk is basically an exercise in "You've spoken a million words before. Don't fuck these three up!" How do I do it? I don't. It's fucking spurious.
>>217837499Inattentive type nigga
>>217837710Got any plans for Christmas, mate?
>>217837645Fatty fish and meats, cabbage, roots, some berries, cream. + vitamins as compensation for decades of chronic inflammation. Helps with sleep, relaxation, against anxiety and lethargy.
>>217837705she just likes me like that
>>217837733Driving home for Christmas
>>217837706you are severely metnally ill
>>217837741What kind of car do you have? Is it a long drive?You looking forward to it?
might just have to go and get the video games on
>>217837754Ok Mr Question
>>217837741I just looked up the lyrics to the driving home for Christmas song to see if I could find a funny way to wedge in something related to the Irish diaspora, but I could not
>>217837734So why are you sad and angry all the time. It's 2pm on Festivus. Have you even aired your grievances yet?
Pepperoni and mozzarella omelette for lunchWhat did you have?
metnally
deeply unfunny thread
listening to tupac
black beatles
>>217837764Alright then keep your secrets
ziedbelg sighted in the wild
british people be like>2pack
Ok Lucy Liu, I’ll have sex with you but just this one time!!
Right thenGoing to go for a showerThen going to get the fucking BIG lunchAnd you know why? Because I fucking CAN
americans be like2parrrk
>>217837648No reason to put faith in God, we've ourselves to blame for this issue. The solution is obvious. Just spread the awareness Big Pharma is relying on not spreading. We've seen what will otherwise happen and it's literally happening again just like a century ago.
Yankbergs be like:>Super Morio World featuring Yoashi
>>217837823americans be like>briTish
Americans be like I’m a fat retard lol
got the daisys destruction on
>>217837850You ever think that the meth might be doing the heavy lifting?
>>217837720Vicesisextember 26th, 2026
2 pakis? where?
yo cody pass the graaam crackers and nugarr treats
>>217837815this must be one of those somalis i keep hearing about
Yes I am an introvert but wish I was an extrovert. Why does this make diego so angry?
mental how i'm older than tupac was when he got shotdidn't know he was so young
>>217837903It's Yakub
I'm not friendless because you're all my matesI won't be alone on Christmas because you'll all be on here
>>217837690you don't understand how picky she is mate, she doesn't like beer, wine, coffee, most fruit juices, I'm not taking it personally that she won't try the 'nog. Still stung a bit though
Rorke kicks Leftypol out, tired of his late-night cleaning. While Leftypol is unable to settle down without driving his hosts crazy, Rorke has little luck keeping house.
>>217837914He just wants you to succeed.
well that's a picture of british pop sensation dua lipa having her arse massaged then
the schizo is mentally shadowboxing with his dollhouse characters again
The watch: https://thisvid.com/videos/i-proposed-to-my-bf-and-then-he-wanted-to-ride-my-cock2/
Declan I cannae see man
>>217837927is it possible she is that uniqueyes i guess sois it likelynot reallysorry mate
>>217837882widespread prescription of ADHD and SSRI medsfrustrated authoritarian leaderships wide-spread culture of shitfood gun violence skyrocketing It has already begun. Enjoy the peace while it remains.
dick sucking asmr
>>217837955meds
>>217837924I'll pop my head round but to be honest I won't be on much since this place is pretty awful on Christmas and I vaguely remember someone spamming troon porn at one point which I'd rather not have any relations see over my shoulder
>>217837955All me
the rorke/leftymong posts arent really that funny are they. its like when a female comedians talks about her period, it might ellicit a ha err yeah response
Rorke's basilisk
>>217837978yes I'm sure your sweeping generalisation of some girl you've never met is absolutely bang on the money and I will take your valuable insight on board x
my gf doesn't drinkshe's also imaginary
>>217837715Asian women don't fit nature's beauty standards for homosapiens nearly as well as white womenWhite men who genuinely find Asian women's faces more attractive have bad taste
Women tapping at their phone screen with 6 inch nails made of acrylic
>>217838001It's all filler just so this thread doesn't get slower than /cum/ as it would be without the spam
blud still saying schizo like it's 2019
>>217838018yes mate you have the one girl who hates bonding with people over sharing food and drinkthere's a literal autistic girl at work who also eats fuck all wont even eat rice and even she will share drinks or put a chilli in my mouthjust basic comraderieif you cant even get that then romance is impossible
any good films going?
>>217838024my gf is asian but only because I'm timmy, not because I like asian girls
Irish Timmy's fiancée
>>217838063Woke banned them, you see
neoliberal scran
>>217838063Please see Avatar 3: Fire and Ash, in theatres everywhere now
Quentin balding turned him into this beast
>>217838086reckon these taste identical to the real ones which is to say a bit shit
Mark Duggan was born and raised in Broadwater Farm, north London, to parents of mixed Irish and Caribbean descent.His maternal aunt, Carole Duggan, with whom he lived for several years in Manchester, was a prominent figure in the family's fight for justice after his death. Another maternal aunt was married into the notorious Noonan crime family in Manchester, which had Irish roots.
>>217838024for me it's less about the beauty of their face and more the fact they tend not to be tattooed whores with a face full of slap and a double-digit body count who can't cook/clean/act dignified in public
>>217837892why do you guys spam this mid bitch
>>217838066If you had any balls you'd tell her directly to her face what your real preference is
need an avatar baddie gf
>>217838130will you be posting about black men raping chilren on christmas day too heathermong?
>>217838145well I don'tthat's what makes me timmymy children are going to asian too unfortunately
What set him off?
>>217837876er
>>217838159m4 actually stands for metaphor. The katy girls are not children, but instead a metaphor for modern neoliberalism.
>>217838132they act exactly like white girls after 1-2 generations (asian american girls are massive whores), so we know that this advantage isn't in-built in themif heaven forbid you were to have hapa daughters, they would be massive hapa sluts
Depressed
Right this whole bumping into the toilfu might not happen today lad. If I'm to force it should I just teams her and ask if she is free for a chat at some point today? Then ask her to come to my office when it's quiet and ask her out then?Or am I being completely mental now? She is leaving after 1030 tomorrow for good anyway so there might not be any fallout
Timmy wouldn't know where to start with a naked KatySallow-skinned Pang Pang reassures him
>>217838196hopefully they up your medication next year
>>217838225):
Thinking about his failed attempt to associate neoliberalism with Manchester City
Here we go a wassailing
>>217838046let me spell it out for you lad because you seem a bit slow:she is remarkably choosey about what she eats and drinks, especially alcoholshe was offered a glass of eggnog, an alcoholic drink she's never had beforeshe politely declined because assumed it would be yet another drink on the list she doesn't likeyour belief that she should be forcing it down despite finding it revolting just because she likes me is frankly bizarre
>>217838226don't miss the opportunity
>>217838242blog on
hope youre listening to the beatles right now you unpatriotic swine fuck
>>217838201but that means our society is to blame
where’s gorpheus?
>>217838196Do you ever get moments of clarity and realize you've wasted the last two years of your life weaving an intricate fantasy world around your love of black penises?
there are white men out there having kids with Asian women and hoping their mixed-kids marry white people so that their grandkids 'return' to whiteness lmao
>>217838256why?
>>217838275still better than being completely childless
>>217838242im sorry for you
>>217838130mandem looking dapper
>>217838267i reckon hes less autistic than he comes off, just posts this stuff incessantly because he hates himself
Anyone who spends that much time thinking about children is a wrong un
>>217838285its self evident
>>217838267>wasted the last two years of your life weaving an intricate fantasy worldthat part is based>around (...) black penisesthat part is cringe
Goran Batshit
>>217838301yuhh dey ready for christmassending their christmas cards out to every timmy in the region
ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Return to Whiteness
and the latest from the lad whose sister has a 6'6 boyfriend?
>>217838306He's not autistic he has really bad OCD and internalized homophobia
tomorrow i will be driving home for Christmas so i need some driving home for Christmas music to listen to but dont rec Driving Home for Christmas
>>217838257Of course modern culture is the problem It's not a reason to racemix though is it? Especially since I've just explained to you that hapa daughters are as vapid and slutty as any other women growing up in the west. You would have flushed your genes down the toilet for nothing.
>>217838347stop the cavalry
Remember that episode of Black Mirror where you could block people irl and they just appeared like TV staticImagine blocking all non-whites
>>217838257Shut the fuck up you Labour voting faggot. The UK has been turned into a giant brothel for jeets and Pakis. And you, you fuckers are responsible
Why are australians so mad insane to go and kill some hewish people at random?
howling at the mongo seething at diego
>>217837103If that slut got a non-feminist haircut she would be beautiful, short hair would be fine, even a pixie haircut would be gorgeous on her...She owes me an edging blowjob that ends with her taking what rightfully belongs to her that is 3 creampies one after the other, no condom, no birth control, peak ovulation days.Then we fall asleep hugging eachother while playing yoshi's story on emulator on my laptop.
>>217838335Mad how this is recorded in August
Why the fuck am I getting work Outlook notifications on my phone on the 23rd of December who tf working today LOL
giving your sperm to a white lesbian and having limited contact with your white child is preferable to having a hapa kid
don’t want to get out of bed
>>217838385and yet Jools is drunk every time
Are Diego, Heathermong, Spaino, Zeidy etc. all meant to be the same person then
>>217837422Are your girls cute and cuddly or are they jews with tits that constantly scream at you about made up issues?
>>217838364they wouldn't let you do that i reckon
Irish diaspora leads to more black peopleThis man is at least 30% Irish
>>217838394Nice curtains
>>217838410different slices of the same satanic force ruining this general for lads who just want to have a jolly old time casually shitposting
>>217838410DTFIC thinks this + various other personalities. Don’t think anybody non-mentally ill does though.
>>217838390You could just focus on meeting a woman you get on with, regardless of ethnicity, and have kids with her if you both want them
CHOMP! MUNCH!
>>217838410All me
>>217838456No, because I want white kids, so the woman I meet and get on with needs to be white
sorry rorke but I'm never going to have kids with anyoneask someone else to save the white race
Remember flirting with two fit Paki twins at sixth form open day and then once they'd left my mate telling me he'd never go out with one because he wanted his kids to be whiteI mean fair enough really but we were 16 it wasn't that deep
>>217838410you're retarded if you can't differentiate them by now
I'm 33 but still look 17. I still get ID'd. Quite amazing really.
the sprint
>>217837221meanwhile
>>217838430OFB, we don't window-shopJust caught me an opp, I tried turn him off (gang, gang, gang, gang)In this X3, man's swervin' offFree Boogie Bando, he got birded off (woi, woi, woi, woi)Whenever we get a burner loss (ay)We just cop a next one and go burst it off (baow, baow)Lil bro's tellin' me he got his earnings wrongWe just took him OT, now his trapline's gone (ring)
>>217838410no those 4 are differentspaino does use vpns to pretend to be other people though190 used to do the same thing
Definitely reading that literal wall of text
>>21783851129 and got ID'd this year me
>>217838496It's not so much about saving the white race as it is about saving your honour
>>217838538it's pretty funny if you do ever get round to it
Applying personalities to posters on an anonymous message board is peak autism
>>217838517Irish families stay together
>>217838488this but fo rhcristian
>>217838556I read it and it wasn't very funny
>>217838573why do you post this stuff
scranning the red leicester
>>217838410yeah they're all meI make over 60% of the posts on this general using my botnet
Heathermong - OCD freak fixates on various topicsdiego - angry insecure gay man using religion as a coverspaki - brown person constantly obsessed with "rorke"zeidy - drooling retard spams cuckshit
>>217838337yh I let him top me
Irish wombs create criminals
>>217838582must have been a different wall of text you read thenthe one I'm referring to is funny
>>217838563many posters have a parasocial relationship with /brit/. that’s why they get so angry at “ziedbelg” and “heathermong”, for them they are genuine malevolent presences that dominate a large portion of their lives, rather than just some mildly annoying tard on a forum.
Nothing objectively wrong with my life other than lack of romance but I still can't shake self pity
Rorke stopping the cavalryLeftypol sending the cavalry to die for trans rights
Literally all me
Hello and welcome to Waypoint Survivalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dfLw-SxHZs
>>217838616so should this autismic wheelchair nigga not be allowed to go to school or what
>>217838593Ok what about '190'
Where's Welshlad
please welcome to the stage lrish boyband House of Pain!
All the Irish diaspora girls from school got impregnated by blacks
just resubscribed to ls magazine for another year
I miss the harry potter days before jk rowling made clear she's a man-hating feminist cunt and before the movies turned into jewish slop, at that time I was very invested with english culture especially the medieval period, couldn't study it more because irl got in the way and that sucks, you guys had your problems like any other white people in europe and we know who's to blame but your culture is amazing and I wish I could know more, if I had the money I would travel all england from top to bottom, reconnect with your old times and never stop being romantic, your old architecture is to fall in love with and your ancestors were terrific archers and swordsmen.
>>217838631The council could hire a driver and pay him 24k a year to chauffeur this spacker and they'd save 50k
Where’s cokelad :P
Where's Morpheus?
>>217838683Yeah mate so I'll have the calamari to start and then the carbonara for main please pal
>>217838683thank you
>>217838683Thank you for believing in us and thank you for the sexy Italian sky news presenters
Anyone here self employed?Heard it's apparently easy to just skim money off your taxes Get an unfair parking ticket? Haha no bother just claim that money as a travel expense and get it back from the government
Bullying the mongs on /v/, rather cruel to mock the intellectually disadvantaged but they need putting in their place
>type a post>immediately hit abort>it posts anyway
Wish I had a job that was even vaguely fulfilling
>>217838683Alri you guinea wop greaseball
>>217838616Meanwhile casual 6 billion tossed to Ukraine
>>217838748most high iq brit accountant
How Brits hold a pen(British children aren't taught to hold a pen correctly as they are in the US)
>>217838736She looks like my fucking chemistry teacher in high school, are you into milfs?
>>217838683It’s all over now.
>>217838751freak
He loves his BBC, doesn't he?
just spoke to 190 and asked if he had a Christmas message to the lads in /brit/ He just made a weird grunting noise and started breathing really heavily
>>217838736This bitch's accent is so strong she shouldn't be reading the news Also she's married and has kids with a Jew
I haven't enjoyed a single second of my life on this gay porn earth
>living at home means living with your parentsdoes this imply once you move out you're no longer "home"?where else should i live if not at home
>>217838802This is a youtuber
>>217838640
>>217838722Fun fact: in shitaly we are so fucking poor except the rich who are getting richer that before it was tradition to go out to a restaurant weekly but now basically no italian except the ones with rich daddies go to restaurants, it's all tourists now.
>>217838776How do you hold yours?
>>217838766the Liberal World Order demands it
Not a big fan of "the Jewish people"
>>217838790>are you into milfs?Is the pope catholic?
oh no oh my goodness sorry i've just spunked in your fanny
>>217838831tripod grip, always havemy handwriting has always been neat too
>>217838836I thought he was just in it for the sex
I've just had a monster energy ultraWHAT A RUSH
I want to shag Italian zoomer girls
>>217838827Nah, just the bill please mate, cheers
>>217838836No
Does the pope shit in the woods?
When Irish clumps aren't taught to hold a pen, they soon revert to animal-like grips
>>217838850Good job lil buddy
This >>217838888 is an autistic/OCD heathermong fixation for those wondering
>>217838859ktim in 15 mins time
Tuomas Holpainen, the keyboardist of the band nightwish made this side project album based on the life and times of Scrooge McDuck, I think you might like it.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDGkLoz_StY5Rb0OeXAlxjiYWzRu2uleQ
>>217838826>Settlers You're not Palestinian mate
Kiwis be like:>Lit mi lose to Ryan Meikle frim ti sits ap
>>217838802thats not heathermong btw its the one that says yodie heres his sister
New>>217838883
>>217839002Genocide
