LET'S ALL BE SOCIAL AND NOT FUCKING IGNORE ONE ANOTHER edish
Strange edish
proper edish right here>>217841206>>217841206>>217841206
Leftypol witnesses a hit-and-run incident and when he confronts the driver, it turns out to be a beautiful redhead and they start a relationship, while he tries to get her to pay for the damages. On a dinner date, Rorke inadvertently offends a husband after saying "God bless you" to his wife after she sneezes.
>>217841232It's a fairly by the numbers New Trainers bait post. Now we wait for someone to post a zoomed in enlarged version of the unblurred thumbnail face saying "oh my days" followed by 5-12 (You)s with variations of "screaming" and "we got him lads".
Oh so we're splitting the threads at the deadest time of the year are we, grand
>>217841287sounds like you're crashing out lol
>>217841323It's spaino, ladhe likes to do it to feel importanthe was trying to get them banned originally since he got a working bot and kept spamming tranny willards but gave him when jannies didn't ban the thread
>>217841346Explain
>crash out>ragebait>uncthe zoomers have replaced uswe are no longer culturally relevant
>>217843822In here ladsForgot I made that one instead x
had the most boring day everthe actual things i've done could have taken place over a 30 minute period but were spread across 10 hours
>>217843625paper plates is something white trash do only anyone who cant hold a knife and fork should be sent to a re-education camp, but i dont think it's super common here
>>217843625>holding a fork and knife correctlythis is the most pussified norman house slave shit i have ever heard in my entire life
>>217843822>>217843822>>217843822
So lads I'm back from toil and I did, barely, manage to muster the courage to ask out the toilfu. She said yes so I gave her my number and said to just text me hello or something and we can organise going out. Still waiting for a text, not sure what the timeframe for expecting her to message is. I don't mind waiting if she is actually going to message but its the first message so I don't have her number and don't really know if she is actually interested or going to ghost. Bets/thoughts on whether she messages tonight lads?
it is theorised that each singular rorke must also have an equivalent snorkular ringle
Turkeys voting for christmas
>>217843892>paper plates is something white trash do onlyLiterally every white person in America is white trash
>>217844028truke
>>217844018I am, and I cannot stress this enough, howling
ummmm.... based
>>217844004Thought this was a torture video from the thumbnail
>>217844080Thank you so much for sharing this screenshot of TikTok depicting a repost of a 67 meme by the account mcthuggery
The toilet sheep has been beheaded
Fucking threadsplitting mongs. They have NO idea who they're messing with
Anybody got that image of the duck upside down in a traffic cone with its neck cut?
>>217844028every british tourist is white trash
>>217844128well that's christmas ruined isn't it
in the midst of winter, i found there was, within me, an invincible six seven.
i invented thread splitting
>>217844128it's a baa'd omen
>>217844083Well, I am in the torturous waiting period now to see whether I get a message from the toilfu or not
>>217844128immigrants was it
ben and jerrys really mogs anyother ice cream
>what's that rorke, you find me attractive?
>>217844326for me its phish food. Scotmid had a deal on not long ago for two pizzas AND a tub of ben and Jerry's for FIVE pounds
>>217844004You didn't get her number?
>>217844366who finds this attractive
This new captcha has to be more of that weaponised incompetence that they do>>217844331They've just ripped off the ripple
>>217844388omg samesi was like what are you on about two free pizzas
>>217844417Clearly says rorke
>>217844004You played it perfectly — giving her your number is a low stakes way of asking her out while still maintaining a professional relationship.
>>217844326Haagen dazs Belgian chocolate mogs all ice cream ever invented but is never on special offer because of it. Even when they slash the cookies and cream, the strawberry whatever, the Belgian chock is left full price. Otherwise though yeah Ben and Jerry's. For me, it's the chocolate fudge. Reason being? The chunks of phish in the phish food are ubpleasing for me. Cookie dough is second but depends on the mood. Half Baked was a mistake.
got chaturbate on
niger
i invented the i invented gimmick
>>217844554right pack it in you naughty little imp
>>217844004what is this how i met your mother? just text her and organise something. stop planning shit meticulously like you’re the pentagon watching the raid on bin laden
ACTIVEEEE
>>217844504cheers ladGPT
>>217844292Didn't read your post and don't care sorry
merry rorkemas
Got the chase on
>>217844594
Mental how every time my credit score slightly improves something stupid happens like a missed phone payment to knock me down to pariah levels
fling fucking black niggers into the sun with a catapult
>>217844634>goyscore
Pooing fast and slow
>>217844634mental how we as a society accept “credit scores”taking another one up the arse from the bankers. we deserve everything we get tbqh.
>>217844634You're a runtish birt poster. -1000 credit score
>>217844649
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
>>217844649SC
>>217844413No she didn't have her phone and I didn't expect her to remember her phone number off by heart like I do. I seriously wish I had though as I've given a bird my number before and she just ghosted me. This time at least I asked her if she wanted to hang out or get a coffee first which she agreed to, then I gave her my number. >>217844504I hope so lad, I mean I asked her out then gave her my number after she agreed but some girls think they are being polite going along with things then ghosting, instead of just saying no (the kinder thing to do)
black niggers niggering around niggerly
Just come back from Tesco all that queuing up and there was no mince pies left :( so all I got was vodka and some thorntons chocolate box poor me :( :( :(
>>217844649howl
Sir Black Nigger Bastard
>>217844608Why'd you reply to my first post then?Just like the little webm did you lad?
but do they even do poos?,do they even do poos?,out their bums?, out their bums?,sitting on the golden bog,do they even do poos?,do they even do poos?,i think they don't, yo.i think they don'tthey sit there telling me and you, what to do,but do they even do poos?,but do they even do poos?,they sit there, on their golden bog,telling us what to do,but do they even do poos?,i really think they don't
fush and chups
might start having sex next year
>>217844771Yes sorry again
>>217844799hate them so much lads
Chris Rea would've wanted brit to continue
>>217844789How are Reform making trade agreements already?
>>217844795Be realistic
we WISH you a Fauci science!we WISH you a Fauci science!we WISH you a Fauci science!and a fauci new year!
cos it's a hard, hard life,when you can't pass shite,i need to poo so much,can't afford the toilet roll,they sit there on their golden bog,as i can't even buy toilet roll,then they tell us what to do,they tellin us what to do
Merry footballdartsmas
need a lindsay lohan gf
>>217844799Pakis IN
saw loads of them in town today
>>217844634imagine not having a 700+ credit score lol
>>217844828might start having sex with whores next year
2026 will be the year I finally prise alcohol's jewish claws from me
there you sit, on your golden bog,you telling us what to do,you need to stop,i can't even afford to do a poo,i can't afford the roll,and i can't afford to flush,so i pile it up, reuse it,so i pile it up, reuse it,i pile it up, and reuse it,this beat so hard it be too sick
>>217844876...women?
mad how's there's just hordes of brown men raping everyone in this country
>>217844908why don't they ever rape me
>>217844800Well at least your apologetic, here have another.>>217844815Yeah, this one's for you Chris lad
>>217844908it is mad, but it's true!i got raped 3 times just going to the shops earlier!
>>217844907yh
>>217844923You're brown
>>217844890|PLEASE SAY ITS SO
yeah anyway i hate this website's new captcha
>>217844874This is late Soviet tier propoganda Both hilarious and sobering Look how hard they’re trying to push integration>look at this bearded paki muslim and his family, look! they’re celebrating christmas too! there is no difference between us and christmas is for everyone! The Pakis themselves know it’s a Christian European holiday. They don’t want to be in it. They have their own festivals.
rorke on a mad one
>>217844937you got raped financially, economically, and in many other ways
i've totally arsed up my christmas shopping
>>217844890But it's lush
watching the 40 year old virgin and it's mental how he goes to a club/bar for the first time and immediately pulls a really hot womanmaybe I should go to one
>Russell Brand charged with new rape and sexual assault offences
rorke on the ropes
>quick let's point out that white men do it too!
really thankful for our “english brothers” for allowing 10 million foreigners on the island. thank you very much!
>Transgender individuals experience significantly higher rates of suicidal ideation and attempts compared to the general population, with statistics varying by country and demographic group. >Lifetime Suicide Attempts: Studies have reported that anywhere from 18% to over 40% of transgender adults have attempted suicide at some point in their lives.>A survey found that 48% of trans people under 26 said they had attempted suicide, and 30% said they had done so in the past year, while 59% said they had at least considered doing so.>The research was conducted by Pace, a mental health charity for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people, in partnership with Brunel University, the University of Worcester, and London South Bank University.>By comparison, about 6% of all 16- to 24-year-olds say they have attempted suicide, according to the Adult Psychiatry Morbidity Survey.
>>217844990not the right colour for rorke to care !
>>217844990one of the hordes of brown men
mousenonce isnt allowed to play the horse game anymore
>>217844978screaming at thisis this a new one?I'd like to a see sequel where he swings over the thames like tarzan to get to the gherkin
>>217844978kekkkkk is this a Belgium creation?
>>217844978rorke's sleep paralysis demon
>>217844968its not European though is itfuck christianitywe need to go back to germanic paganismthe solstices should be celebratedwe should have shamans instead of prieststhat's proper European, not this shite imported from the Middle Eastin his whole life Jesus never even set foot in Europe once
>>217844984mad how i'm a 35 year old virgin and go out drinking more or less every weekend to bars/clubsand never had sexor a gflol
So this is it... The final /brit/I've not even wrapped my Christmas presents yet. Need to wrap them and deliver them to my parents house tomorrow after toil aha
>>217844978get him housed next door to an all girls primary school NOW
>>217844968When they don't integrate, you seetheWhen they do integrate, you seetheOnly possible conclusion is that you're a totally irrational raging racist child>Christian European holiday False on both fronts. Christian is a middle eastern religion, an offshoot of Judaism.Modern Christmas is a fully secular and irreligious holiday for the vast majority of western Europeans.
>>217844984You have to talk to one though
>>217844978leftypol's spirit animal
>>217844978mental how much AI imaging technology has advancedwhen we were first doing this gimmick we couldn't even generate nice images of the gherkin and now we have these beautiful video clipskeep up the good work crodie x
>>217845081Your ancestors knew 'paganism' better than you ever will and they abandoned itTrust the white experts.
>>217845046Haven't heard from him about the game in some time now.Has he given up on it or is he terrorising another thread for now?
>>217844923Do you really want that
>>217844978This is why you can't afford to upgrade your PC and the US has a massive water shortage
>>217845081“Christmas” as we know it is EuropeanMiddle Eastern Christian nativity festivals are different The holiday in its common form and regional variations is European and historically practiced by Christian peoples. We can debate how much influence Germanic paganism had (and it was some), but the fact remains, Christmas is a festival practiced by European Christians for centuries and a key part of our common culture. Pakis know this.
>>217845136Holy shit you're a genuine tradcuck LARPoid retard HAHAHAHAAAA
>>217845028>about 6% of all 16- to 24-year-olds say they have attempted suicide, according to the Adult Psychiatry Morbidity Survey.bullshit
>>217845082maybe it's just a lot easier in americahe gets a woman's number in the store right away in the next scene too
>>217845175I accept your meltdown induced concession
>>217845082i've been going to gigs for nearly 15 years and not once struck up a conversation
mental that I can just buy alcohol in the shops now
so that's the wife driving from salford to lambethme following on tomorrowstaying at the in-laws for christmas this year, aren't i?
>>217845212you couldn't before
>>217845146Retard LARPoid, Christmas in Lebanon or Bethlehem is much alike that to Europe It is a Middle Eastern traditionYou know nothing of history, Christmas, while Judaic/Abrahamic in origin takes influence from Saturnalia more so than Yule.Besides either it's secular and cultural, in which case all people can take part, or it's religious in which case all people of that religion regardless of race can take part.
>>217845192You mean concession induced meltdown fucking mong
>>217845185in minecraft
>>217845081low iq nonsense>>217845136done that muppet
>>217845136they didnt abandon it though, they were forced away from it
>>217845228>aren't i?dont know
>>217845237no they always asked for ID
>>217845260rorke
>>217845081the trvke that /brit/ couldnt handle
>>217845270i am, mate, i amdriving down from salford to lambeth (that's in london) tomorrowto stay at the in-laws
>>217845267Oh really what Christian army forced people in Ireland or Scotland to convert
>>217845096Pretty much yes. I don’t want racial foreigners in my country and turning what should be ours to pass onto our children, and which has been our home for untold thousands of years, into a rootless economic zone with no ethnos or real national identity. Most normal people don’t either and wish that it remains ours. Not integrating is worse, but integrating to me is fully adopting our culture, customs and way of life. That means no Islam, it’s a horrible foreign religion that has no place on our shores whatsoever. It also means they should be subordinate to our people or at least recognising that our needs come first. However there’s increasingly little to integrate to as the new YooKay takes hold.We aren’t talking about Christianity as a whole, we’re talking about the traditional Christmas festival. Which in its iteration is European and Christian. Muslims and Hindus instinctively don’t celebrate it because they recognise its religious and cultural nature as specific to us even if we don’t believe in God. You have really failed to make any worthy point here.
right well that's me spending christmas alone in my smelly bedroom then isn't it
Yeah fuck religion fr
>>217845317well thats him packed up and thrown out
Rorke pretending to believe in Odin because his 80iq smeggy white ancestors believed in it
>>217845253>Lebanon's Christmas history blends ancient Christian roots in the Holy Land with European influences, notably German deaconesses introducing traditions like Christmas trees (often cedars) and caroling in Beirut in the 19th centuryyou are retarded
>>217845327ktim
>>217845327why you doing that for?
Leftypol's a wastemanLeftypol's finishedIt's over for LeftypolPic related
>>217845317Not reading your Nazi slop post. In future just admit you're a bitter retarded racist chud who hates anyone who looks different to you because the media and billionaire elites tell you to hate the other rather than worry about your own class interest.No need for constructing bad faith arguements.
>>217845327how did your life get to this point
>>217845294ohhow old are you now?are you sure it's not because they recognise you
>>217845381slapped that wee chuddy
>>217845381he's done you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQn_wOeN5nsFunniest fucking show on the teevee
So if I haven't heard from the toilfu by tonight, it may well be over?I mean I MIGHT see her tomorrow VERY briefly but this is doubtful. In my ideal world she offers me a lift home and I offer her in for tea when she drops me off aha
>>217845364>European influences, notably German deaconesses introducing traditions like Christmas trees (often cedars) and caroling in Beirut in the 19th centuryYou literally proved me correct and then called me retarded. Fucking retard yank.
>>217845387now 18 but before when I was 17 they wouldn’t let me
>>217845253Is it? Explain how similar it is apart from the Nativity stories and church services. Everything cultural and communal we associate with Christmas in our country is European. And once again, you miss my point. Even the foreigners know it is specific to us and few of them partake. The ones that do are the third generation urban raised ones that have thrown off their families traditional cultures and have been subsumed by Western consumerism.>or its religious in which case all people of that religion regardless of race can take part Never said otherwise. Was clearly referring to the Muslim family in the webm and why this doesn’t make sense for us or for them, and that it’s desperate and poorly done multiculturalist propoganda
>>217845381well that's rorke done then
>>217845433ummy
>>217845303it was downstream from everything else that happened in europe and became gradual
horsenberg
>>217845317>I don’t want racial foreigners in my countryWhite Australians BTFO
>>217845447Buzzword salad
>>217845381poor bait, at least make it believable next time pal
>>217845411wrong you illiterate mong, I'm telling you that the roots were from Europe and not the middle east tree worship and caroling are pagan if it were a middle eastern tradition why did they introduce it in the 19th century?
>>217845439pack it in rorke its almost christmas
mad how despite diego educationg people here each week people still know so little about christanitysad sad times
>>217845381yeah youre done
>>217845446what im 18 its allowed
>>217845491i wish u weren't
>>217845433why are you posting here then?you were posting here when you were 17go make some friends
>>217845433mate of mine used to get served at the paki shop when we were 16used to seriously overdo it at that agecan't do that now, of course, trading standards got rasheed by the brown bollocks
imagine the state of him if he's 18 and not getting ID'd
>>217845489Christianity is almost certainly just a made up fiction. Like the Harry Potter books
cant stop thinking about demon poo gimp nigger
im 23 and get id :3
sir chud
you've done him
>>217845480he’s baiting you
>>217845518how so?
Got too drunk and bought a load of new clothes for myself For some reason I only buy new clothes when I’m drunk
>>217845466Merry Christmas to all the horses
>>217845539ok
hes done you
>>217845505you have no proofi have mental health issues which prevent me from that
>>217845523im 23 and sometimes get carded for R rated movies
feel bad for that horse that mousey shaggedpoor thing
>>217845539because it's a fucking painwe need women, not only for sexual release, but to style usthe government must act
retard mates in the group chat talking about different types of alcohol for the 4th time this week and going to the cheapest spoons in the town tomorrow really need to get away from these retards. my other mates went on a double date with their gfs into the city and had a lovely night in various pubs, music bars and a nice meal. Need to find a gf pronto
I’m 26 and get id’d any time I shave my beard
I want to watch the fucking darts tonight but my bastard brother is going to make me sit and watch fuckingb Arsenal vs Crystal Palace instead I already know it
>>217845546merry christmas!we celebrate tomorrow
>>217845523Canslad is 62 and regularly gets asked for ID when he goes to the swimming pool by the local school
>>217845557bro is posting on /brit/ as a 17 year old omdsgo make some friends don't use mental health as an excusewould be good for your mental health if you made oneyou the lad who's going to liverpool uni or something?
>>217845584nice made up story bro!In reality you have zero friends.
>>217845594haha spaki, canslad still rattling you? :-P
oh my DAYS rorke
>>217845584wouldn't be in this situation if you ahd any ability to get a gfpeople are either perenially single, perenailly coupled, or formerly coupled and wanting a "change"
we like to have fun on /brit/
>>217845631botnet award
>>217845489Indeed. Let us celebrate the birth of god's son together, our lord and saviour, Jesus Christ
>>217845609bro is a stalking me fryes that is me john moores
you can tell when someone is lefty baiting because even redditors can’t bring themselves to support immigration anymore. baiters since they’re shut ins that only use 4chan all day still write like it’s 2021lefties now will begrudgingly admit if probed that immigration is too high but they will always speak in purely material constraints and reasons. but none of them can support it and still claim to be for “the werkin class”
>>217845523I remember when I was 21 and went to buy some drink and they joked about it being my 18th birthday
>>217845433Why aren't you on instagram, this general is a retirement home and isn't for people like you
mad how brown fudge keeps coming out my bun hole, it won't stop?
rorke screaming for ice cream
where do I watch darts
>>217845633only 22don’t really meet any women me since i’m unemployed and skint never had a problem with women
>>217845644>>lefties now will begrudgingly admit if probed that immigration is too highLol
lmao at these uncs who think us zoomerGODS dont own this thread
>>217845644wind your neck in rorke it's almost christmas
>>217845668me screaming at some point in the distant future when somebody makes a funny post in /brit/ (it's been 82 years since the last one)
>>217845683>don't really meet women>never had a problem with womenhmmmmmmmmmmmm
*to the tune of I Think We're Alone Now by Tiffany*I think we're all rorkes now
>>217845644The fact is that it’s incredibly easy to bait here since most people are very passionate about things, so obviously they’ll bait people using whatever tactic they can
>>217845698yeah?
reading looksmax and it's a hilarious forum
>>217845698recently watched titanic lad?
BREAKING NEWSNew Epstein emails leaked with Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.Andrew emails Epstein and Ghislaine asking "Have you found me some new inappropriate friends?" and looking for "Some sight seeing some 2 legged sight seeing (read intelligent pretty fun and from good families)".Furthermore new flight logs show Trump visited the island EIGHT TIMES between 1993-96.
>>217845707yeah cause my mates are idiots and i don’t have money to be spunking on nights out all the time not that hard to understand is it mongo boy
>>217845658i am but i only have 29 followers
>>217845731>>217845726yeah
>>217845644My stance on the issue is that I don't care
>>217845741"sure"
>>217845736well that's rorke finished
>>217845741you're talking to diego who thinks everyone is unsuccessful with women like him
>>217845753Cared enough to reply
>>217845736>Andrew Mountbatten-WindsorWHO????
Love how rorke can't identify the difference between a soft Tory/ Lib Dem voting social liberal versus a hardcore Marxist-Leninist-Maoist and just refers to them all and anything between said extremes collectively as "leftypol".
the best way to reheat pizza brit?
There’s probably at least one autismal 12 year old born in 2013 that posts hereHarrowing thought
>>217845780Made me chortle when he was in here the other day worrying about if this lass would come to his.Long story short, they didn’t.
>>217845815ask bossman to do it
I'm mentally 12 years old but I'm actually 30 years old
>>217845815the warm breath of 6 aged garden gnomes
hate displayport. why do graphics cards only have 1 hdmi port?
>>217845815if i want it now, microwaveif i want it nice, cast iron pan preheated, bit of water in with the pizza and cover it
>>217845828why do you talk about this place as if it’s a pub and the people are real?
>>217845789The man next in line to be king, should William and his disgusting little sprogs cork it in some helicopter crash
Jewish gf 2026
>>217845815pan nice and hotpizza infresh water input the lid ondone in 2 min
>>217845853hdmi is shit
>>217845815just pop it in t' oven for 5/10 minsdon't listen to this flog >>217845857 the pan shit is pointless
>>217845850ngueyh
rorke played epstein like a puppet. made him feel like a big shot
you guys probably hate me don’t youyou hate me
>>217845853>hate displayport. why do graphics cards only have 1 hdmi port?displayport is infinitely better than hdmi, the ((hdmi consortium)) enforce drm in graphics drivers so you can't do certain things displayport is an open standard
the best way to reheat poo brit?
>>217845891i love you umpuppy
>>217844931Lmao thanks
>>217845899again, bossman or garden gnones
it hurts
>>217845786Don't really care about immigration though. I think there are much more pressing issues.
Used to call my ex puppyLoved that shit nigga
48% OF BRITISH TRANNIES ATTEMPT SUICIDE
>>217845895hdmi just works. displayport i have to unplug the monitor about once a week or i get a no signal error
>>217845926Cared enough to reply
>garden gnones
>>217845815Oven, on low heat ladThat's how the real niggas do it*Looks smug*
>>217845907thanks :D
>>217845935skill issue with your displayi use an aoc over displayport to usb-c and it works flawlessly
the new 'izardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mhdjKgj4GI
>>217845926probably cause you’re a darkie yourself
>>217845937As I said, I think there are much more important issues
getting sick of these bradleydem
>>217845959Ermm he's not sussy wholesome chungus :/
Oh didn't realize he's having a melty
>>217845974Like replying
might pop shop, you want anything?
ngl I have never seen a tranny irl no idea why im supposed to care about or hate a group of like 10,000 people tops out of a population of 80,000,000
>>217846012ok
>>217846023Cornetto
>>217846023black man's willy
>>217846023The Asian Fanny
>>217846017No, other issues
>>217846023a deadly virus
>>217846039cause they’re all aberrant freaks that rape kids mate
>>217846070scream
>>217846081simply not true though is it? do you even believe that yourself?
>>217846023fudge brownie frijj please mate
>>217846120
amazon prime lied to me>order within next 33 min for next day delivery!>order expected saturday
>>217846105it is and yh I do
Post as fast as you can let's see what you've got
>>217845593
>>217846138yeees good goy hate your fellow man instead of those who actually pose a threat to you
>>217846128big 'zon have done you
>>217846165But I thought they were women now
>>217846165kiss me
>>217846165let me guess, the billionaires? give it a bloody rest leftypol
No word from the toilfu Expecting a call from HR in the morning
>>217846138sure, continue to violently hate 0.01% of the population who are overwhelmingly poor, depressed, and despised by the world and just try to live peaceful quiet livesNever think about the elites or billionaires or Israel, and always believe them every time they tell you to hate other struggling people fucking idiot
>>217845815pizza reheated in the oven is life changing genuinely i will never stick it in the microwave again
>>217845857bro thinks he's gordon ramsey reheating fast food
bath for me im honking x
>>217846128jeff bezos rubbing his hands and his bald head menacingly at this post
>>217846358microwave is an oven
>>217844147yes mate. here you go