Beware the Devil EditionOld - >>217845005
>>217849567She’s oh so fine!!
>>217849594agree
>>217849567her tits make me so hard
>>217849567Is that a concrete floor I see? Surely Sydney Sweeney can afford to go to parties in fully finished basements?
Real NEW>>217849615
I've been adding milk to my ramen, both to cool it and add body and richness It's quite good
Imagine being the phone stuck under her armpit
>>217849664Looks absolutely vile.
>>217849660Fuck off, threadsplitting is so cringe
>>217849664Just add a slice of American cheese
>>217849679hope she hasn't showered
>>217849664years of poverty cooking has really destroyed your taste buds
>>217849660You can't beat Sydney general nigga
Just choked on NutellaI survived
i love how much a slut Sidney is. she wants us to goon to her tits
>underside of tongue is sore>side of tongue is sore>roof of mouth is sore>corners of lips are chapped and hurt when I open my mouthwtf is happening? I didn't even eat anything that would physically cause sores in my mouth. I'm starting to think I have some kind of medieval disease.
>>217849734This dress and her jeans ad reshaped white America
I would cum in Sydney.
Britney Spears was the peak woman.
>I would cum in Sydney.
I fucked Bocchi. I came raw inside of her asshole and the cum dripped down into her pussy and caused it to become infected.
grow up
>>217849839She’s such a weirdo nowadaysTruly brainrotted
>I fucked Bocchi. I came raw inside of her asshole and the cum dripped down into her pussy and caused it to become infected.
>>217849875Then Jason ate her out
>>217849839emma watson*
>>217849854holy shit his looksmatch really is that female school shooter
Message to Sydney Sweeney: I would fuck you. You are sexy. You can be my mommy gf and give me nursing handjobs.
Grim thread
>Message to Sydney Sweeney: I would fuck you. You are sexy. You can be my mommy gf and give me nursing handjobs.
>>217849948can we have sex with your mom?
emma was so cute back in the day
>>217849948She would read this and think its some rural low IQ Indian
>>217849975why did you edit out his tightie whities, thats the funniest part of the pic
>>217849994basically what jason is
>>217850015I made this editThank me later
>>217849994well, 2 out of 3 is about right
>>217849975phoebes neovagina surgery was successful
>>217849981Grow up.
>>217850107Act your age.
call me weird, but whoopi goldberg drives me wild.
>Grow up.
>>217850049Get his ass
>>217850118I have arrested development
>>217850182Grow up.
>I have arrested development
>>217850182Jason Bluth
how long has jason been posting here
>>217850146he looks much better nowits good he left plato's cave and grew his hair out
Jason’s hair is always greasyYuckers!
Stop posting pictures of me, goshpedo.
>>217850182
>Stop posting pictures of me, goshpedo.
How about Jason Ramaswamy
>>217850244Jason and I created cum back in 2006
jasons dad the right thing running away from the fucked up family he created
is it true that FK is Jason’s deadbeat dad
>>217850288Which "to catch a predator" is this guy from?
how about jason ram his swamy ass
>>217849854>>217849902>>217849975>>217850146>>217850209>>217850288top kek
>>217850398yes.
>>>/r9k/83466238Made one
>>217850462Her ass is very much above average
You never repost the pics where I'm handsome and sexy
jason you are ugly
>You never repost the pics where I'm handsome and sexy
>>217850462PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE MOMMY
Man, what if Jason was your only child? What do you think happened there? A lack of something or too much something?
>>217850530it's really kind of sad and weird that you save all of his pics
>>217850504
>>217850612
>>217850612shut up jason
>>217850612Not him but I just save the highlights
tfw people are willing to paypig for random ass anons but no one is willing to give you a crumb of love *sob*
>>217850692which board is this
at least half of my last packages have been opened by customs for inspection. if was cool because they were vitamins and underwear but now I know I cant order shrooms anymore.
>>217850638you're even more pathetic than Jason
>>217850612He's attracted to me, clearly.
>>217850717/lgbt/
>post a bunch of pictures of yourself on the internet>"NOOOO STOP POSTING THEM"
anybody have experience with hookers in amsterdam?
>>217850766No but I do in Vienna
>post a handful of pics over a decade>some brown pedophile saves them all obsessively
>>post a handful of pics over a decade>>some brown pedophile saves them all obsessively
>taking selfies>posting selfies on 4channel
>>217850770i'm gonna need some more information please
I should've bought a 2TB SSDAlso should've bought a chinkshit cheap one instead of muh brand name Western Digital
>>217850766No, but it's fun to get high and stroll around and look at them, a lot of creeps hanging around though. I'm assuming you are talking about the red light district or call esccorts? I know it used to be a lot cheaper like 50-60 euros for 20 mins but now it's 100-200. A friend of mine goes he says it's very convenient but has gotten expensive.
>>217850723Safety over freedom, eurocuck
thoughts?
>>217850912>3070 really nigga
>>217850820body of a 80 year old man lol
>>217850638Based /cum/ historian, without (you) they'd all be lost to time.
>>2178509321080p is all I need, nigga
>>217850912just get a 9060xt or even 7900xt if you can go for about ~580
>>217850977...at 144fps, right...?
>>217850912spend a bit more for a 5070, they were only ~500 last i checked$330 for 3070 isn't a good deal
Crazy how face to face contact is universally an expression of affection among all mammalsBut why is that
>>217851018both look good to me
>>217851018Both look like shit
>>217851029Gorillas see it as a challenge
i troll trolls trolling trolls who are trolling /cum/
>>217851018Which ones supposed to be better idgi
>>217851051I'm assuming he meant like actual physical face contact, the way your dog or cat nuzzles you
>>217851056I don't really troll anymore unless I'm on a proxy. Jannies are far too fickle nowadays
>>217851020>>217851020gaming is not important enough for me to justify spending that much money>>217851020330 cad is 240 usd
>>217850829I went to a brothel in Vienna had 2 different women sit on my face.They are all Romanian
>>217851018>FO:NV has the tranny coded characterNot beating the allegations
>>217851056im unironically too dumb to troll
>>217851087Lol meant for >>217850832
>>217851078meant to reply >>217850999
>>217850766Lots more African women than you would expect but they are all unlicensed and untested
>>217851051Idk much about gorillas but I imagine it depends on the contextSame with humans really like brawlers might stare each other down as a way to intimidate the other
I wish girls had dicks
>>217851117>>217851118Fascinating set of sequential posts only 1 second apart.
>>217851098Go to a fast boardSort by creation datePost inflammatory buzzwords/retarded takes, make sure you get the first post to maximize visibilityPost retarded takes/cropped porn/buzzword postsBarge into existing conversations saying retarded shit
please stop shitting
>>217851129if the price is rice i might just fuck a negro hooker just to check it off the list
>>217851118the 8gb 9060xt is going for 290worth spending $50 more on a new card
Eating Chipotleslop while afk at my corporateslop job
>>217851178Why, there's plenty of other races
>>217851078i guess 240 is a pretty good price if you're not big into gamingpersonally i always jump for a bit more than i think i need when i'm buying parts as a bit of future-proofing
Yesterday I was browsing facebook, and looked at albums after albums of young people enjoying their youth. Partying, sex, drinking, drugs. Prime humans having the time of their lives. Yet right now I am excluded. Fuck I felt angry. I felt angry that the pics are mostly of girls, with a few chad slayers/highly low inhibition high status guys. I felt angry that I am not considered worthy enough to be part of that sort of thing. I felt angry that I have to take huge risks to my health to looksmax and low inhibitionmax, just to get near the same level that these chads are born with.I hate how shallow girls are. I fucking hate it. I hate how they act all nice and polite, but then they only invite chad and tyrone to their flatwarming parties. Fuck them. Just fucking fuck them.I know how to convert this anger into motivation. I have decided to start my first roid cycle next month, months earlier than previously planned. I did my first pin of MT2 tonight. I have taken out a loan for "college expenses", that will pay for a BSSO in March.This time next year, it will be me at one of those parties. No longer will I sit here fapping in tears. I will have become a normalfag at the very least. I want this site to ultimately see me as a christ like figure. A man who ascended from the depths of darkness and inceldom, and into the land of tight young freshman poon.Call me out, tear me down. I don't fucking care. I'm a man on a mission. I'm a man with a plan. I have NOTHING left to lose, and everything to gain. I'm NEVER going to let my youth slip away. Thats all from me for now, I will update with how everything is going soon. I don't care about the consequences of my actions anymore, because I no longer fear death. Whatever happens, I am going to ascend in some way.
Sex is scary cuz what it the woman or whore secretly saves up your cum and tries to impregnate herself, and now you're stuck paying support
Before the jeet flood, Canada was full of Filipinos. But no one ever complained about them.
>>217851271The furry homo pedo already made a simple work-around too. Can't have shit in Detroit!
>>217851341you're worried about child support? im worried about her secretly slashing my throat gone girl style
>>217851336Why do you keep posting this
>>217851341that's why you cum in their ass bro
If I were rich I'd spend all my money on prostitutes
For a bagel that went viral
>>217851351Canadian history will be divided into 2 periods. Before 2015 and after. The Jeet Deluge completely destroyed the place.
>>217851341I was talking to a dude that got drunk, fucked a fatty, doesn't remember it or her name.A few months later fatty goes to his work to see him, he had no idea who she was. She tells him she is pregnant, he told her he had no idea who she was.DNA tests done, he's the daddy, he's paying for 18 years now.
>>217851211didn't realize they were that cheap, thankswhat do you think of the b580 for 260 usd? is the extra 4gb worth using intel?
>>217851371Most women don't have it in themIf you're talking about a whore, I'd be more worried about extortion
I talk huge shit about Toronto everywhere else in Canada I go.
>>217851424well done you big fat beast
>>217851427it's not worth dealing with the driver jank from intel if youre only playing on 1080p in 98% of cases you wont notice the difference between 8 and 12 gb
>>217851424Horrific I feel like a woman like that does it on purpose. she probably knows this is her only chance to snag a guy
>>217851433kek. imagine she grabs all your valuables and sneaks out while you're asleep
>>217851424This is why even if a woman showed in interest me I wouldn't fuck her. I would kill myself if I got a woman pregnant.
>>217851469>Horrifickek, when he told this shit I little said it sounds like a horror movie, literally one of my worst nightmaresdude is fucked
>>217851351I've been complaining ever since the guy from the black eyed peas dropped that one song
>15 minutes of fun with a girl>18 years of child support at bare minimumyeah sounds worth it
When I type in ebonics I look like this
>sex out of wedlock/without loveIf you're having sex and don't want her to get pregnant, you're doing it wrong.
>>sex out of wedlock/without love>If you're having sex and don't want her to get pregnant, you're doing it wrong.
>>217851515My worst nightmare especially if the girl is trashy That's why if I ever wanted to whore around I'd do it in some third world cunt
>>217851646you were conceived out of wedlock
>>217851646your mere existence is the strongest argument against natalism
>>217851646You'll never have sex so why does it matter to you
Touch my dick
>>217851693no
time to order mcdonalds
>>217851690I'm going to marry a single mom/widow
You don't gotta wait in line tonightYou too fine for the line tonightFive plus five, you a dime tonightIt's a full house, better play your cards rightI'ma post your pic if you poseMake one phone call, you in VogueHead, shoulders, knees, toesHold up, wait, poseI'm 'bout to do some investingI spend it on you and your bestieYou and your twin on a jet-skiI'll change your life if you let meI like pretty girls (Girls, girls, girls, girls)I love pretty girls (Girls, girls, girls, girls)I like pretty girls (Girls, girls, girls, girls)I love pretty girls (Girls, girls, girls, girls)
>>217851693what would you do if the gringos invited you to the bbq?
>I'm going to marry a single mom/widow
>>217851686
>cheap thrills is now an oldie songbros
kinda jealous people can get a 7900xt for 580 newthat's a hell of a deal
>>217851731Big Mac, large fries, regular coke, additional fries and double cheese
>he's spending Christmas alone again
>>217851835that's not a big mac bullshit what's this some temu bullshit
>>217851855I like being alone
>>217851871Yeah no shit, I made this.
I remember one time my older brother shoved gummy bears into his ears and ass so he wouldn't share our stocking gifts.
>>217851881slav temu big mac youre insulting the honor of all americans
I'd fuck a widow >near zero chance of pregnancy >decades worth of sexual experience There is zero downside desu
>>217851929>>near zero chance of pregnancy They're ugly as shit by that point.
>>217851910It's better than McDonalds. I'm a great cook. Mcdonalds paddies are sad desu, they are grey not juicy at all.
Doggo is acting bored
Show me your penis :P
>>217851835looks good
>>217851978danke
>>217851965yeah but they probably haven't had proper dick in forever so they'd treat you right
>>217851811>classics radio station>Playing all the hits from the 80s 90s and 2000s!We uncs
*pushes auto start button* to get respect you got to give respect
Coomed again award
>>217852085wtf where's the snow?
>>217851835Seems okayI've been making my burgers in the smashburger style
>>217852127it got up to around 50
>>217852091i am your commanding officer. you WILL respect my authority or i'll have you court marshalled.
>>217852111to?
Dadberg is on a business trip so we're gonna do Christmas later. We're postponing it.
should i play vidya read vidya have lunch or watch a movie think ill have lunch then watch a movie
>Dadberg is on a business trip so we're gonna do Christmas later. We're postponing it.
>>217852153>I HATE NIGGERSwould have been snappier and more funny
>>217852186Read isekai.
Ear rape warningSPAGHETTI
I love girlcock
>>217852198a cringe reddit cartoonThe artist is probably is too afraid to even think nigger in his own mind
I wasted my youth on the internet
Why did my car speaker become insolent?
Squirrells in my pants
>>217852256So did most people. We all spend way too much time on screens. How old are you
i think fatherberg is watching a sex scene
>>21785234037
>>217852132I do also smash it but not to paper thin, I feel like formed patties shrink so I just give it a smash so by the time they are done they are the same size as the bun.
>>217852344Go ask him if he's winning
Your chocolate lava cake wasn't molten in the center.
>>217852403he's a chad so obviously he won
>>217852360That's close to middle aged but not old.
w speed
>>217852132>smashburger styleWe were talking about this recently. Basically, smashburgers are for niggers. They are fundamentally inferior to the genuine article. Black people like to have their patties burnt to shit, ya know?
Soccer is a sport for the "WhatsApp people"as I call them
does anyone ever find soccer entertaining. its the most boring sport besides baseball.
>>217852499We use Viber here
gock in my bussyyuh yuhgock in my bussyyuh yuhshe let out her gock it go flopI suck it it make me go popdrinkin her nut like its candythat bitch all lightheaded and dandytappin my ass like a pinatafeel good like- *shot in head*
A new law in Russia makes it illegal for females below age 18 to play video games
really need stop venturing out of /cum/
>>217852304Some anons really come on here and lie blatantly
>>217852598insane drip on those guys
>>217852623He is full of shit. Young WMAF couples here are nearly as common as WMWF
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>>217851835i ordered 2 cheeseburgers, x ox potatoes and a large coke
>>217852623>I've seen more BMAF and LMAF than WMAFlol
>>217852186how do you read vidya?
Only ever feel alive or human is when I work out or masturbate
>>217852538i find it really entertaining
I'm still installing Morrowind mods. Been doing it all afternoon.
>I'm still installing Morrowind mods. Been doing it all afternoon.
>>217852745Oh and getting drunk
>>217852812Why are things like that?
>>217852168nigga got a mf TIMELORD for a dad like "just change the day of the year" like "time itself is at my beck and call" like "just go back in time teehee" mf ass post
>>217852680nice, you don't like big mac?
>jacked off 3 times today>brain feels like absolute mush
>>217852862just the way I'm wired I guess
>>217852862dude's brain is fried so he only feels alive with the serotonin hit
>>217852893it drains your power
I've been into futa since before I was a teenagerI woul be in the backseat of my parents's car on long road trips and paying no attention to the outside world whatsoever because i was fantasizing about getting spitroasted by the totally spies
>>217853078I collect these replies like stickers
>217853096kinda gay
>>217853061I used to fantasize about the girls from totally spies keeping me as a prisoner and forcing me to snuggle with them naked back when I was a kid and still didn't know what sex was.
>>217853164Hot, which one was your favoriteFor me it was alex
I feel inhuman
>>217853207You are
>>217852474You're cooking them wrong if they're getting burnt. I'll put your moaning in the "skill issue" bucket
>>217853237Shut up nigger you don't know me
it's my day off and i can't stop thinking about gooning but i know if i goon i will be lackadaisical the whole day
>>217853308Try not jerking for 10 days and you will feel like a different man
