>The federal government this week released updated guidance on its assisted dying framework, expanding eligibility criteria in ways officials describe as “clarifications” rather than changes, despite the practical effect of including additional vulnerable populations—most notably state wards without guardians and seniors over the age of 65 whose eligibility is now presumed unless actively contested.
I'm fine.Whatever it is, will it discourage the swarthoids from coming?
>>217853680It's their culture, it's called freedom and liberty. If you don't like it, you can always vote to ban abortion and euthanasia in Norway and never move or travel to Canada.
>>217853730>>217853734It's not normal. Whatever way you look at it.
Do Canadians really have to pay taxes to fund suicide booths?
death scares me so much
btw MAID is about 5% of death in canada, 16k a year, though legalized SUICIDE, on misinfo, canada is truly over
>>217853680>you are no longer useful and making money for mr shekelburg therefore you should diekek
>>217853826Only dummies without TFSA's.Also Americans get state lethal injections for stealing fried chicken.
>>217853877Killing criminals for theft is justifiable, euthanizing the elderly for not making the line go up isn’t.
>>217853680This is the end-game of globohomo and Canada is way ahead of schedule.
>>217853680fucking mental
>>217853778oh my god let people do things you fascist.
>>217853826For orphans
>>217854193If they choose it, LET THEM DO IT.Have you concept of liberty?
Why are Danes such notorious pig-fuckers?
>>217853680Both my parents died from cancer and their last days were miserable. They hated going through it and what's worse, they hated being a 'burden', in their words.I'm not going through that. Once I'm old enough and sick, I'm going out that way.
>>217853680>seniors over the age of 65 whose eligibility is now presumed Based
>>217853680>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO FORCE PEOPLE TO STAY ALIVE AND SUFFER!!! DON'T LET PEOPLE HAVE FREEDOM!
I'll be honest with you I couldn't give a shit about any of this. It's not like it impacts my life in anyway
>>217854414I would like to put the real estate hoarding boomers in ze pod though. Simply knowing that it happens in my country would make me happy
>>217854414"not impacting my life in anyway" is the most reddit tier argument
>>217854480Fuck you busybody karen faggot. How about I break down your fucking door and command you around like the little slave bitch you are? Jesus fucking christ suburbanites and cityfags are the most bitchy, overreaching faggots the world has ever spit out. I swear to fucking god I hope a cop shoots you and you take him to court and lose and the humiliation traumatizes you so much you kill yourself. Dumb fucking bootlicking piece of shit.
>>217854348We should invade london again like we did in 1012
>>217854414>my side of the ship isn't sinking!Very nice, okay roll up your arm for the lethal injection. There's a nice Indian family that wants your flat.
This thread has a collective iq lower than 60 and critical thinking skills of a bangladeshi peasant
>>217853680Futurama predicted this
>>217854414Until you have an accident, become disabled and struggle financially, then you will have doctors and government employees recommend this to you rather than actually help you.It's really becoming dystopian, they seem to want to pressure anyone that's a burden on the system into suicide.
>>217854739That's because it's a Norwegian thread; you're dragging everybody else down and your posting soil is infertile
>>217853680They added children to this because most wards of the state are either white or indigenous. And this country hates both.
>>217853680Nothing wrong with culling natives to make space for Indians
>>217854838And why should I be forced to pay for the medical procedures of those that own a house with a garden?
>>217854839>He still doesn't GET ittm smt
>>217853680Unloved and abandoned orphans have a right to die, chud
>you WILL suffer for no reason>you WILL let cancer eat your brain>you WILL be in unending psychic agony>you WILL try (and fail) to kill yourself with a rope and get brain damageWhy are 4chuds like this?
>>217854918better luck next life kid LOL
>>217853680I want one of those pods so fucking bad.
>>217854947/int/ chuds BTFO
>>217854947How do you even fail to hang yourself properlyIf you fail, you clearly wanted to fail
>>217853680Something interesting about ecosystems is that competition is almost always unproductive, yet in our artificial world we're told it drives everything. More people=more competition yet the more people we get the less productive everything is. If Canada is getting to the point where they want the Soylent Green suicide pods to be real then they should at least address the real issue whatever it may be. Lack of energy resources? Food? Infrastructure? Declining quality of life? If there's a desire to thin the population at least outline what the thesis is for doing so.
>>217855494The knot slips, the belt breaks, even throwing yourself off a build isn't an assured death.
>>217853680>0 results on googleI still hope this is true. Total orphan death.
>>217854193If the elderly aren’t earning their keep by making line go up doesn’t that mean the food they eat is stolen?
>>217855690Orphans usually end up criminals because they're mostly born of criminals who abandon them. Even the orphans who don't are treated as if they are so their chances are slim.
>>217853680That's good. I took care of my great grandmother until she died at age 100 and it was fucking garbage for everyone involved even if I love her very much
>>217853680Horrible people
>>217855494I watched a film where a guy tries to hang himself but the rope breaks so he goes back to the store to return it
>>217855774India isn't on the chart. I expected muslim antisemitism to be on the chart though.
>>217855690I made it all up in inspect element and paint, missed cheese anyways, this site is full of retards that can't even read articles for shit
>>217855802>India isn't on the chartImmigration is right there >expected muslim antisemitism to be on the chart though.It's not western Europe dude. Middle eastern people as an entire group are like half as common as Chinese people on their own here
it's good to have available for terminally ill people who don't want to die a slow painful deathI can understand the concern over it to an extent but a lot of it seems to be driven by slopulism
>>217856268Lmao that's pretty funny. I looked up Lauren Faust and she's the creator of my little pony. Hilarious touch
>>217856364look at popular now in news number 3
>>21785637310/10
>>217856268Why did you pick Canada specifically? A country that actually has legal assisted suicide?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_in_Canada>Euthanasia in Canada or assisted suicide first became legal in Canada in June 2016 for those whose death was reasonably foreseeable.[1] Its legal form is termed Medical Assistance in Dying (MAiD, also spelled MAID) in Canada. Before this time, it was illegal as a form of culpable homicide. In March 2021, the law was further amended by Bill C-7 to include those suffering from a grievous and irremediable condition whose death was not reasonably foreseeable.[2]>There have been 76,475 MAID deaths reported in Canada since the introduction of legislation in 2016.[8]It's definitely not common, but 76000 is nothing to scoff at.
>>217856515It was supposed to be a funny leebait, but evolved into second french and indian war between canadians and americans, people should just check sources and not trust random articles posted without any kind of proof
>>217853680Why are you using a shooped image? I can't find such article on CBC, and the suicide pod is a dead giveaway since that's a Swiss technology for most efficient suicide, and no such efficiency is allowed in Canada's healthcare system, it needs hours of unnecessary labour hours by doctors and nurses billed to the health system.
>>217855783That's en man som heter ove, which is a swedish movie and by watching it you've acknowledged the eternal supremacy of Swedish art above danish """art"""
>>217854193no one is holding gun to their head to get euthanized. Peoples owns life to decide, it ain't yours to make.
>>217853680>lee goldsonkys
>>217856515>>217856558your epic bait makes no sense though, because this country is literally working towards allowing mentally ill people, alzheimers patients, and what they call 'MATURE MINORS' to be murdered by the state.https://globalnews.ca/news/9491605/maid-minors-canada-medically-assisted-dying-committee-report/>Canada’s assisted dying laws should be expanded to include minors, a parliamentary committee has recommended in a report tabled in the House of Commons.>After hearing from nearly 150 witnesses and reviewing more than 350 briefs on Canada’s medically assisted dying (MAiD) program, the special joint committee of MPs and senators concluded that minors deemed to have the appropriate decision-making capacity should be eligible for assisted death.there have also been multiple cases of people who suicided because there was no adequate medical care for their rare condition, or they were just broke and depressed about it.this is why your bait makes no sense and also isn't funny, because reality is darker than your fiction.
>>217855773"Let's murder everyone we don't want to deal with" is a very interesting solution to a great many interesting problems.
>>217855494>>217855668honestly the surest way to instantly 100% kill yourself is a shotgun to the face, a privilege that only you americans can legally perform in the world. you should count yourselves lucky
>>217853680They probably want to free the real Canadians who were driven from their homes from their suffering.
>>217854193> not making line go upyou mean sucking up vast amounts of crucial resources (housing and healthcare being the top 2) while not making line go up to accommodate that. All while voting for policies that harm younger people, so they don't have to pay marginally more in taxes or change anything about their lives in any way
>>217854838How would it have worked at any other time in human history? That isn't to say such programs should be eliminated all together, or euthanasia should be widespread, but being a burden on the system isn't good
>>217858989All state has to do is contract construction and build more to fix the housing crisis, they clearly just don't want more people and are looking for a way to say it indirectly. It's a lot easier to frame anti-growth as anti-immigration when all you need to do is create fake jobs and public works projects to occupy people. If there's genuine resource scarcity in Canada of all places I'd be surprised.
>>217855774what about it is horrible anon? I guess immigration is lower on the list than it should be
>work all your life>give back to the community>never commit crime>be a good citizen and an example for the community>grow old>the second you aren't producing anything they tell you to jump in the suicide podincredible, most prosperous period in human history btw
>>217859020> all state has to do is contract construction and build morewell unfortunately, older people aren't known to be big on libertarian zoning practices. Whether on a state level, or just town meetings being dominated by older people with nothing else to do but advocate for preserving the world the way it was when they were 22As for the resource scarcity, it's not about timber or iron, but time. If only X percent of the working population are doctors, and a population becomes increasing old (and thus demanding an increasing amount of the resource), then you have supply slowly dropping and demand rapidly increasing. Not unsolvable, but it's not like older people are big advocates for this either
>>217859131*preserve the world it was when they were 22and preserve the value of their own investment too of course
The right to die is a necessary and natural continuation of the right to live
