moomin edition
>>217858550>bring it on you muther fuckah
>>217858603That before or after it's been up your dad's arse?
Failed to link my new in time I’ve been bested
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
Palestine Action activist ends hunger strikeThe 20-year-old detained at HMP Bronzefield had refused food for 48 days
christmas party toil begins tomorrow
Right so you're telling me a pony that was up for less than a minute goes but heatherpaedo can spam his autistic obsessions for multiple threads and nothing happens
think i've got to give up the pop in 2026. been drinking 5-6 fizzy drinks per diem
I don’t get how Bobby Sands was an MP but there’s like 5 pictures of him in existence
Frosty the Snowman was a very horny dude (I don’t know the words)
reading about this "clavicular" guy who has spent shitloads on surgery just to look like a pseudo-chadHe's not wrong when he says that chad can be broke, live with mummy and daddy, collect anime figures and poo in nappies and still pull more birds than me, but you really can't "create" chad no matter how much surgery you get
For the love of God don’t click that!
>>217858651would you guys rather be the mentally ill faggot, or the physically ill obese degenerate?
>>217858648I can’t have caffeine anymore so I replaced all my sodas with either sugar free versions or other drinks like sugar free gatorades or flavored sparkling waters It fairly easy to do
I don't think Jesus would approve of the actions of the Israelis in Gaza
>>217858678blood libel fuck off
>>217858640yes, jannies keep him here on purpose>>217858669>would you guys rather be the mentally ill faggotthat's both of them mate
>>217858678This is the kind of language that started the holocaust
>>217858614it's before i send your knock your skull clean off and into the wall
theres a lot of things in /brit/ that jesus wouldn't approve of
why did he say this
>>217858704Only head you're cleaning off is your dad's
>>217858704well i fucked that one didn't itime for beddy byes
he's fell on his own sword he has
>>217858719this isn't pornhub pal we don't need to know your repressed fantasies>>217858737i'll give you that
>>217858706Nothing that I post though
Wonder what the pope's google history looks like
>>217858753Bloody pope’s google history
Why is his intro like 2hrs long
mad how they just made them all take a shower and they're still complaining about it almost a century later
>>217858773You can't say that rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3IIt's 2013 again, your first week of freshers and you're out partying with your new flatmates. What are you drinking?
crismas soon, yay
Don't believe there's a lack of jobs in UK
>>217858781
I bet she does some really pungent farts.
need a shit
>>217858826that's a man
Most zoomers are basically serfs
>>217858851hs?
inadequate goycattle npcs for the great ZOG plantation there is...
>>217858856literally not allowed
>>217858855They lack agency
This is a photograph of an elderly woman taken in the 1840s. Given her age when the photograph was taken and the time when it was taken, there's at least a 10% chance that she has since passed away and is no longer alive today (almost AD 2026)
>>217858881nanberg
>>217858856why's there a toilet there
How do we make /brit/ more sustainable and environmentally friendly
>>217858927poo powered
petah heiling the skibidi on the hyperborea rizz
>inadequate goycattle npcs for the great ZOG plantation there is...
had 6 upvotes on a reddit comment but only got 5 now (｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!!
turbo rizzed incelcore vibes sending me
Being circumcised would be better in every way other than the fact sex would feel a little less good
>>217858955what was your comment about x
>>217858974>mutilating yourself is better for youyeah na
poocastle
>>217858982it reads better in the original hebrew
fucking hate women
lynch rorke
my first girlfriend was 14i'll never know that pure love again
>>217858974got no foreskin and im still a 1 pump chump. Wish sex didn't feel good so i could actually go to town, at least there's drugs for that
>>217858997ktim
>>217859022'
>>217859022vile disgusting nonce
Mental there's probably some German geezers still alive who dropped bombs on London
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Need Emma Watson to use my mouth as a toilet.
Don't want to go to bedSimple as that
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I turn 2025 tomorrow lads
Epstein? Oh yes, I remember him, he drove the van around with "Candy For Sale" written on it
i have blown it in life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8xJWdJFL2oAre you ready for Heart Gold and Soul Silver, /brit/?
>>217859090alri jesus pal
>>217859111ktim might just start hobomaxxing
So do I still need VPN to wank or did are VPNs banned too?
I'm literally too braindead to do anything at this point To think I used to have interests, thoughts, and dreams at one point Really need to kms
>>217859189ktiming at this
I know it’s wrong but Ghislaine Maxwell and her fat mommy milkers would get it.
>>217859197What do we do bro
>>217859189Same here, alcohol completely ruined my brain. Can barely engage with anything anymore unless it involves me guzzling beers alongside it.
Must start a cult if anyone fancys it
dehumidifier just shuddered offit was alarming and traumatic
>>217859207soldier on innit
>>217859205She looks exactly like the sort of woman I would've wanked to back in 2010 upon clicking upon a Pornhub video titled something like "amateur short-haired mature seduces young stud"Something about that is undeniably appealing
>>217859215can i join ^_^
Ghislaine Maxwell sex arse
>>217859247she had no reason to be this fit
wtfhttps://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2003592943207350576
>>217859036 >>217859033what's noncey about it? it's normal to date as a 14 year old
>>217859256In literally just 1 or 2 years time all this shit is gonna look so painfully cringe it will be unreal. Like zoomers back in 2016 screaming "DAMN DANIEL", except 100x more forced and gay.
>>217859262>responding to a 30 minute old postfuck off
hello, eating a tuna sandwitch for dinner here,>>217859205sexy,
>>217859262>it's normal to date a 14 year oldUMMMMMMM MODS????UMMMMMM GCHQ?!?!?
>>217859268>Like zoomers back in 2016 screaming "DAMN DANIEL"mad how the kid who started that is dead now
>>217859271mate it's 5am go to bed
>>217859256Uncleberg has declared 'no way the political elite allow Nigel to become PM' like he's some revolutionary outsider not just another cringe politician
>>217859286qrd??
remember my year 7 maths teacher crying in 2014 because one of us told her that the 9 + 10 = 21 kid killed himself after being bullied (he didn't really)
i was around in 2016 (10 years ago) and have zero recollection of "damn daniel"
>>217859293nevermind I looked it up turns out I was thinking of "what are thoooose", apparently he died in his sleep
>>217859312https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3oDvz4YauEAccording to zoomoids, this was quite literally the PEAK OF COMEDY in 2016.
>>2178593099 = 3 x 310 = 2 x 5rearrange due to algebra3 x 5 + 3 x 2 = 15 + 6 = 21qed
shadilay my fellow groyper kekistanis!
fresh off the blotter: darksydephil is interviewing ethan ralph
>MS are rewriting Windows in Rust with AIsure am glad to be getting into infosec right about now
>>217859361https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8rgMhg0ulQI NEVER FAILED THE MISSION
good morning and merry christmas /brit/
Sir Vivek Ramaswamy
>>217859354least funny new avatarflaggot award
>>217859371it's afternoon on christmas eve mate>>217859367forgot he used to "stream" by pointing a camera at his tv
>>217859364There needs to be an urgent inquiry into how exactly the entire technology sector got completely and totally brainrotted by "AI" within the past 2-3 years.
>>217859325you have to admit it is funny
>>217859309One time a kid in our class showed a few of us a dumb edited video where a fat dude jumps into a pool and then it cuts to a tsunami clip from a movie.The teacher saw that and went into like a 20 minute rant about how offensive and disrespectful that was and how we needed to do better because we were the generation of the future or whatever.Another time the math teacher bitch slapped the whore sitting next to me in class, he told her to shut up like 5 times and as soon as he turned around she started talking again. It wasnt a full force slap but it was strong enough the sound could be heard from anywhere in the room. Everyone in recess talked about what was gonna happen, about how he could get fired for this, but nothing came of it, her parents didnt give fuck, the school didnt give a fuck, they didnt even switch her to another class or whatever.
>>217859382*and* Algorithms though bro
>>217859381we celebrate on the 24th
>>217859382MBAs. They were able to convince other MBA retards that they could get rid of expensive tech people and be engineers themselves with AI.My new boss is a white guy with an MBA who is obsessed with AI, wants us to start being "prompt engineers", stop writing so much code, etc.He wants us to stop aiming for correctness and pump out more code, despite us being in cybersecurity and everything we do must be complete, correct, and auditable.
>>217859389>nothing came of it, her parents didnt give fuck, the school didnt give a fuck, they didnt even switch her to another class or whateverbased
*points at rorkes shoes*what're thoooooose
suckling on a nic pouch like it's fresh out dua lipa's shitpipe
>>217859383agreedhttps://files.catbox.moe/jbg2or.mp4>>217859397>stop writing so much code>He wants us to [..] pump out more codeso does he want more code or not?
>>217859428stop writing code and have AI (copilot) do it instead
remember the white and gold dress
>>217859448Saw it that way for about 5mins straight and then they changed it
>>217859448It was blue and black, retard.
>>217858591moomin celebrate christmas? I thought they're hibernating all winter.
>>217859448>>217859268>>217859317>>217859309>>217859413You guys hyped for the great meme reset?
>>217859475pleasei can't take any more wojaks
'entes goin off
>>217859367gaining a clue https://youtu.be/fPrU1p2Zabw
>>217859488Nice I'll watch it whenever I get up this evening
>>217859488>>217859510Catboy tranny gang has turned up
>>217859522shalom
>>217859437yeah it might be worth reorienting yourself into red team, ie the guy who tells him how stupid he is being (that's what I'm angling for anyway, I'm sure opportunity will abound soon)
Is rose going to make a video this year?
>>217859535Assalam aleikum
>>217859553
https://n.uguu.se/QSfJaOCN.mp4
Mad how it’s already Christmas on Christmas Island
>>217859565John McAfee vibrating through my walls and absolutely SCREECHING at me NOT to click this link.
>>217859553awwww poor lil dude :((((>>217859561where is the justice here, nigga is just being bonked for no reason
>>217859566sounds about right actually>>217859572i'd love to just upload it but the absolute imbeciles that run this place still do not allow audio on any boards except for two
>>217859488me bum shat in the holly
>>217859578>where is the justice here, nigga is just being bonked for no reasonhe was stealing food from the othershttps://youtu.be/r302vwxMzcE?list=PL7AnwezbVJZiKHQvdOs52Zz-FsXycmII1
>>217859588>PL7AnwezbVJZiKHQvdOs52Zz-FsXycmII1
Epstein fucked up ngl, ghislaine is perfect, but instead of being happy with her he threw it all away so he could get innapropiate massages from white trash.
>>217859632it's a playlist ID
doing a watch
>>217859633trvke
>>217859646>muh e-celeb gossipgrow up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOXlyo3fB2kdoin a watch and also reading about David Niven
cooking a sweet potato lads
soon crimbo brekkie
>>217859588that's exactly what the jews at """"""""""love nature""""""""""" want you to thinklearn to critically analyse lad
>>217859633This, MILFs are the peak of female sexuality.
have indians suffered the worst loss of reputation of any country ever? What seemed like a relatively harmless developing nation is now known for>scam call centres>pooing in the street>being an absolute environmental shithole>being the centre of shills and fake reviews on the internet>raping womencan't even LOOK at an indian without thinking about the do not redeem click and giggling to myself
tryna be like this, just in our bag & genuinely growing together while being each others biggest flex. some fuck everyone else type shit
I don't want a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing I needI don't care about the presentsUnderneath the Christmas treeI just want you for my ownMore than you could ever knowMake my wish come trueAll I want for Christmas is POO
the gyaldem
so is trump a nonce or did her just know about the noncing?
https://youtu.be/xNY_ddMxhZE
>>217859797phwoar
thinking about our baz
>>217859825Why is blud wearing eyeliner
>>217859706a frankly warped mentality
>>217859877are mel asked this if she's an oven dodger
>IT'S UPIT'S UP>IT'S UPIT'S UPhttps://youtu.be/E-hHoCTAIc4
christmas day the morracan't be arsed
>>217859873absolute semen demon, would smash
>>217859894woah
Elon musk has 14 kids with multiple baby mommas not bad for an autist
>>217859914still need to make my cranberry sauce and my white sauce and wrap my presents
You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap, lousy FAGGOT
>>217859931There's a Russian billionaire with like a hundred
>>217859946That's cool
>>217859928all men secretly would>>217859931if he can do it, what's stopping the rest of us?
>>217859946I don’t think he ever actually made it happen, but Jeffrey Epstein wanted to set up some sort of breeding facility for himself where he’d spawn thousands of Epstein babies and create a new Epstein race
Business idea: Tigger but with an N
>>217859961Tiggern?
GAMER PRIDE FOREVER
>>217859961Tigger nut?
>Primmie died at the age of 28, six weeks after the family moved to the US. She fractured her skull in a fall in the Beverly Hills home of Tyrone Power and Annabella, while playing a game of sardines. She had walked through a door believing it to be a closet, but instead, it led to a stone staircase to the basement.
>>217859984forgot your bradley mate
>>217859873>>217859929Woah>Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business
My house is nicer than yours. Get fucked losers lBah humbug
>>217860007Woah>the raped
sick of it
off to bed
The Jews did the Holocaust
>>217860034From High Quality Street to Low Quality Street
the jews did the quality street tins
Don’t forget to do 3 months worth of shopping today. The shops don’t reopen until the 26th .
Need Emma Watson to corn on my cob.
>>217860092she peaked during the teeth test
need to get up and shower and get dressed and brush my teeth and struggle through hopefully not a full day of toil
>>217860104need to go to bed and try not to wake up too far past noon so i don't end up doing the same thing tomorrowtwo men, two struggles
>>217860132ktim
Europe died with the Renaissance
>>217859706I had sex with a MILF escort on Saturday, shit was cash
>>217860151what was her price?
what is the deal with that rorke fella huh?*makes funny face to the audience*
jews fear this
very little talk on here of andrew doing international noncing and the royal family and their staff probably all knowing about it and not doing anything how do we still have a monarchy
Deck the boards with pics of gyaldemFalalalala lalalalals
Sargon of akkad aka carl Benjamin should rule as philosopher king
Wishing you a merry Christmas and a blessed new year
>>217860160£200 for 1 hourShe had some stretch marks but generally slim, she was extremely erotic
>>217860180I don’t really see how this is an argument against monarchy when the main point of Epstein’s blackmail operation was for Israel to control America’s (small-R) republican government. I’m in no way condoning what he did, but Andrew was practically just collateral damage.
Waiting for santaberg
*ahem*BUYING
doing a temptation to start watching my christmas day stuff now lads
I don't recall having been wished a Merry Christmas by any of the cheeky chappy muslim lads at work as it happens. Funny, that.
shower goneteeth being brushedkettle boiling
>>217860226Current price 110.90 btw see you fags later
I mean yeah you could cast a downie to play Doctor Who but you’d have to rename the Tardis to something a little less on the nose.
mad how santa makes it to all those houses in one night how does he do it
The lads
>>217860089would not be seen dead in a supermarket today, reckon they'd be utter chaos
good morning i hate women
>>217860299fuck me its down 4% over 5 days i should put my life savings into walmart stock
>>217860346Good morning i hate women too but im getting quite horny you wouldnt let me use your arse cheeks for a quick ejaculation would you
>>217860361not gay but if you propositioned me after a couple of pints I definitely would let you do whatever you wanted with my arse
>>217860368Well thats just splendid then
>>217860354>Walmart’s Insider Trade Alert! Founding Walton Family Sells $100M of WMT StockYeah, fuck you. Now double down you insecure know it all. Fuckwit
i still have no idea what David Walliams is supposed to have done
>>217860397The raped
the sun shines, the azure firmament, as it is sometimes called, uplifts our yawning spirits; as for the twittering birds their heartiness in the present circumstances may even seem overdone and in dubious taste. Arses are being proffered. All Nature smiles, as it were.
BBL (to laugh at you)
>>217858626Just in time for the pigs in blankets and a cheeky plate of port and stilton
gingerpedo on a roll. one of the less annoying posters really, yes he does this at 7am but then at least sleeps for most of the day. benign individual albeit a nonce
Imagine, if you will, a cum tree that oozes semen from penis-shaped protrusions in its bark.
It’s all coming out nowWe’ve known for ages that maternal and neonatal care in the RNHS are dire. To a point where they now spend more money settling lawsuits than they do on patient care. Wishing are Lucy a lovely 2026 out and reunited with her family
>>217860453You’d want to keep your distance, as the cum tree is known to shoot thick ropes from said protrusions at random.
Last day of toil of 2025
>>217860468Free Lucy!
The yanks are sanctioning us for trying to censor the internet. Based
>*snirk* MICHIGAN
>>217860511Based Trump will save Europe
>>217860479good lad. what are your plans for christmas lad?
>>217860535Going to my sisters on Christmas Day And yourself?
>>217860479I finished on Friday but the missus had her appendix out on Sunday so I'm her carer for the next week or so instead of relaxing. Horrendous timing
>>217860535A litre bottle of jack daniels a day and 8 wanks a day, every day between now and New Year. It’s how our Lord would have wanted us to celebrate his birth
I will crush each and every one of your heads
Listening to Wagon Christ.
I need to go to the supermarket today.
>>217860545I am spending a few days visiting mumberg and my auntie is hosting christmas dinner which is normally alri
I always thought this was just a silly meme making fun of Bill Burr...
>>217860479looks like it's wear your own gay clothes to work day!
Saw a celebrations mars bar on the pavement Almost picked it up and scranned it
>>217860657sent that freak flying
>>217860689Did he?
Reminds me of a quote from an american doctor i saw once in a study i haven't been able to find. Someone asked him how much do you have to drink for it to kill you and he said "a bottle of whiskey a day for 10 years"
>>217860679would have been chock full of razorblades and poison lad, you did the right thing
>>217860545ever shagged her>>217860619ever shagged them
UM hi
>>217860780dont remember asking
>>217860785um so you admit i info-raped you?
>>217860657I only wear gay clothes
just one more day of toilberg's fascist to endure
i'm an ummybearyes i'm an ummybear
alright rorke you dropped your gay card in my bedroom last night x
I wish she’d poop in my mouth.
managed to circumvent my tinder ban by registering account using the toil mobile phone assigned to me
both rorke and leftypol being named in the epstien files
>>217860880How did you get banned from Tinder?
>>217860880that's a suckable offence
>>217860870she's done mate washed up 35 year old woman fuck me choose somebody younger
24th and I don’t feel even a little bit christmassy
>>217860916>choose somebody younger
not sure if im sober enough to drive yet but
>>217860880Oh rapeladYou're incorrigible
>>217860992couldnt be me ive calculated that i will be sober at precisely 10:34am
looking at google maps and never realised north africa was so greenthought it was just desert and camels
have to come in to work for 4 hours, barely even seems worth the effort. Toilfu won't even be there either. Fucking waste of everyone's time
>>217861017How u do that then
>>217861033Not a waste of my time, get to work
>>217861022What are you looking at it's only slightly green on the coast
>>217861033No slacking remember it's still a work day lad
>>217860896Rorke sneaking in a couple of old photos from Leftypol's family trip to Brighton with all the kiddies' faces blacked out
Sir Escort Hirer
believed in father christmas until I was about 10 and everyone at school laughed at me
its a bloody christmas miracle
>>217861099god I wish that were me
My end of year Nu-Metal playlist: https://youtu.be/m3I3-KTJbtYhttps://youtu.be/WLubS6QOMsQhttps://youtu.be/IBy7TCSY2wkhttps://youtu.be/pH4PkaN3eVAhttps://youtu.be/5PSLme94SCQhttps://youtu.be/qqK1FrO3BdMhttps://youtu.be/TPSenKymLwkhttps://youtu.be/26PRhCJtgPQhttps://youtu.be/dkObgKrscpkhttps://youtu.be/TJC63yhmtOEhttps://youtu.be/-XlW-cyAdiwhttps://youtu.be/7h8BcHmGskQhttps://youtu.be/dZetyzERm08https://youtu.be/aJvR8jZ3htAhttps://youtu.be/d-McRrLueQIhttps://youtu.be/3TokaT9MPLMhttps://youtu.be/mQxWYy1JaqUhttps://youtu.be/4Rog8XY8oxghttps://youtu.be/crN0c7-FplAhttps://youtu.be/5T6vdak5Qoohttps://youtu.be/R8pj2y39_jchttps://youtu.be/C2Vd2-LatOshttps://youtu.be/-Ljv-XVwqTAhttps://youtu.be/lFygysZfq3Uhttps://youtu.be/GX3TsxJut7Ihttps://youtu.be/Y8udE8mhWiQhttps://youtu.be/zsX0zHB4LwEhttps://youtu.be/JqXrkfXxgMchttps://youtu.be/fT5t8Td9T44https://youtu.be/izWx8XB2CRghttps://youtu.be/aAMkVLacL0Ahttps://youtu.be/FEnvCrvAPt0https://youtu.be/EIZa5k7Wgskhttps://youtu.be/yaApysXYjyohttps://youtu.be/UFwmWF0bbQshttps://youtu.be/cXeP210nwwohttps://youtu.be/u9KR6liceOMhttps://youtu.be/ATPg_S5mR3Ihttps://youtu.be/mJSyXqBKVpYhttps://youtu.be/x81SMw8qUh0https://youtu.be/ihgc5LQbjg8https://youtu.be/FChMHEfzOLIhttps://youtu.be/nK9wM_WLjhAhttps://youtu.be/mUEsqQpact0https://youtu.be/-n90NojU8O0https://youtu.be/Hx-aN3K82Pohttps://youtu.be/FK0a6PumJSQhttps://youtu.be/kiw_VxQ2oXohttps://youtu.be/vGtaDvhSxaIhttps://youtu.be/KUZ7jG7BKE8
>>217861111nobody cares
Shan’t click a single one of them.
>>217860818*Drops my daks and imitates riding a motorcycle*
>>217861136he has spammed them multiple timessuch a bizarre poster
>>217861111>>217861135You may notice the lack of Deftones tracks. I am not a Deftones fan, I find their sound very depressing.
>>217861039well i started drinking at 8.55PM and i had exactly 5 budweisers (440ml at 4.5% is 1.98 times 5 is 9.9 units) and then 100ml of vodka (100ml at 37.5% is 3.75 units) totalling that gives 13.65 units. Liver processes 1 unit (10ml of pure 100% alcohol) an hour so thats 13.65 hours which occurs at 10.34AM
>>217861110do you have a stake account
>>217861171Hope your liver's fucked and it barely processes any alcohol by then and you get on the road and rear end a police car
>>21786117113 units is nothing lad its 5 and drive you could do that in the pub and drive home
>>217858597>>217858597>>217858597>>217858597
>>217861207Excellent work!
>>217861207way too fucking early you stupid fucking yank fucking hate you
>>217861198your liver will stop doing other things just to process alcohol
everyone I don't like is americanunironically
>>217861234My liver, maybe.Yours? Cactus.
>>217861245my liver is a war hero, yours is white and pale and untested
The end.
