Might as well.

*ahem*
colette from ratatouille sex arse

*starts raping faster than eminem*

asian children

Lotions and potions just add to my fame.

im beginning to feel like a rape god

>>217861266
scr

>>217861295
which one are you

it chrimas

Well that's just Rorke's Christmas isn't it

>>217861295
best timmy cud do

wonder what the wife got me for christmas haha

jk i don't have a wife lol!

>>217861312
i look like the bottom but act like the top

>>217861327
jej

Christmas in June
That's Australia
Gone Abo mad

Well im not staying in this thread
Vile, vile freakshows post here now

>>217861440
Go auei den

Always work this week and next because everyone else is off so it's the one time of year toil know they're paying me to not do any work. as opposed to the rest of the year where I have to conceal it

just had a christmas shag with the missus

>>217861485
yeah me too lol

jk i still don't have a wife!

cba to drive home for christmas today

A Welshman in Scotland
Title of my novel

>>217861501
iu uil dai æloun

>>217861485
But it's not Christmas until tomorrow you silly Swede

>>217861535
actually we celebrate christmas, jul, on the 24th

>>217861468
half the usual time to drive in, will be doing overtime stuff all day so getting paid a bit more, it lush

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>Seymour Cray is considered "the father of supercomputing."
>His favorite pastime was digging a tunnel under his home; he attributed the secret of his success to "visits by elves" while he worked in the tunnel.

not giving you all Christmas (you)s individually so consider this your Christmas (you)

Mum keeps telling me to fuck off out the way so I've come to say hello
What you lot up to today? Getting the trifle prepped n that? Sausage rolls made?

>>217861544
What sort of deviant celebrates Christmas in july? That's worse than the Australian traditional christmas dinner being a besch barbecue

>trifle and sausage rolls
Do you think it's Easter anon?

>>217861485
And the latest from Horseberg?

>>217861566
we used to celebrate for entirely different reasons, then it was absorbed into christmas but the date stuck

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what was the song 'Scotty Doesn't Know' even about though?

i'm jewish

>>217861603
we nose

>>217861591
are you Scotty?

>>217861591
>Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
>Do it in my van every Sunday
>She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
>Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know

The first verse explains the premise of the song quite clearly. Scotty is unaware that his girlfriend Fiona is committing adulterous acts in Matt Damon's van and partaking in this deception amuses them.

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>>217861579
started doing some light jump training with the bastards
also catberg

cant sotp thinking about how i ruined the christmas parties last weekend due to alcoholism

janny "tek"ing the day off on Christmas eve I see

got poo in my asshole

>>217861624
that's really none of your business

what's that noise in the background? Is someone there with you?

>>217861629
what did you do pal

>>217861629
Should probably get that checked out lad, there are treatments these days for it

can't believe im out of teabags. i need my morning brew

>>217861662
>>217861666
can't really remember but i'm told i took my clothes off and got thrown out, and this was after i was "touching" people (i.e. girls) too much

>>217861629
many are saying this

>>217861703
McDonalds do a decent brew if you're already used to pre-made bagged tea, get one of those gig-working pagans do bring you a cup or two

>>217861629
bet you ruin Christmas day as well

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christmas eve is it not

>>217861731
i'll just walk to the shop and buy teabags thanks

>>217861732
>implying i'm drinking then

>>217861703
ive got about 15 sheets of shitter paper left either going to have to pack in the wanking or the shitting for 2 days

or go into tesco which will be like the battle of the somme

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>>217861249

dreamt last night that my sister kept aggressively asking if im gay and that my grandma was queen elizabeth and she was upset australia wants to get rid of the monarchy

>>217861785
fucking tired of this

eshuta?

Technically it's not the person with the gun who kills, it's the manufacturer of the bullet who's responsible. Can't believe lawyers haven't figured this out

*in Morgan Freeman’s voice*

“That fart I just did smells really pungent, very pooey”, he said to himself with a laugh, only to realize that he had in fact soiled himself.

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Payday looms

deeply unfunny thread grow up you absolute spastics on the paedo botnet

>>217861794
yeah

Have a merry chudmas

>>217861810
sigh
*rapes you into bits*

>It's so good to see you again Mr and... oh do I see a ring? Congratulations Mrs Leftypol!
>And Rorke? No girlfriend again this year? Don't worry love there's plenty of fish in the see, your mother tells me you're quite popular on that online forum you go on!

proud to say i haven't pooed myself since i was a child

>>217861845
merry christmas spaino

>>217861866
couldn't be me

>>217861845
grow up

Just had a massive gooey wank. Women have no power over me now LMAO

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mistakes were made

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>>217861882
Couldn't have said it better myself

>>217861908
Hope Mike Tyson is enjoying his 30 pieces of silver

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>plenty of fish in the see

How do we rid /brit/ of demonic entities that want to lead us astray?

>>217861974
ban indian IPs

>>217861974
Filter the yank flag

Shall be spending Christmas Eve getting gang raped all day by random hoodlums as I've put my address on Craigslist for anyone to come around and take advantage of me while I'm drugged up and passed out naked on my sofa. Then I'll go to my parents tomorrow for Christmas lunch.

>>217861993
leftypols big day

>>217861993
Are you a hot Hungarian housewife?

>>217861993
Im watching paddington 2 with my wife

>>217861993
HO HOOOOOO YOU SO FUNNY
I JUST PEED MY PANTS AND SHAT MYSELF THAT WAS SO FUNNY
ADD ME TO THE SCREENSHOT REDDIT
OOOOOO SO ABSURDIST!! OOOOOOO SO IRONIC!!!
OOOOOOO DOING A POO LADS
OOOOOOOI LE BRIT CULTURE

>>217861993
get in

>>217861993
t. Gisèle Pelicot,

>>217862017
Yeah good bait I'm not actually going to post my listing here to "prove you wrong"

>>217862037
you have a lot of growing up to do young man

>>217861993
ah so you'll let the "mandem" shag you but the lads on /brit/ aren't even granted a crumb
I see I see

The lord has blessed us with a good morning!

Dula Peep

>>217862047
OOOOOOO HE SAID THE THING HE SAID GROW UP AGAIN
HOW ORIGINAL

using christmas as a way to justify spending money i shouldn't again lads

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mental how eskimo’s manage to survive up there
hardy blokes

Mumberg singing Christmas hymns. Wouldn’t mind it if I wasn’t trying to rub one out right now

being told to grow up is like being on the receiving end of a spirit bomb

Diarrhea would be a nice name for a woman if it didn't mean what it did. Chlamydia too

Can we not talk about Christmas all day? It's too obvious and predictable

>>217862083
how do they survive who is getting any pussy around there? how do you bring up a family in a fucking igloo?

>>217862083
would probably fucking suck shit if I'm being honest

>>217861908
>what 200 million looks like
Work smarter

>>217862098
rasheed

Did you know the Inuit peoples have over 300 words for snow?

>>217862098
bah humbug
miserable bastard

>>217862098
>we
>as in us
>as in the collective
omds

>>217862098
alienated the family again have we leftypol?

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>>217862017
>>217862068

So I assume Rorke isn't here today because he's attending church, on the basis that this is a Christian countreh and this is what Rorke is defending

rorke and leftypol kissing under the mistletoe

*gesticulates wildly*
ahumdillah mashallahhh by the grace of allah please do not speak about christmas

I am a comedian. A funny man. A jester, if you will.

got too drunk now i feel sick

>>217862134
Rorkes idea of Christian country is pagan rituals and Santa designed by coca cola

>>217862134
It’s not Christmas morning

asking ali dawah if I'm allowed to post on /brit/

>>217862068
Instead of choosing some interesting topic to converse about let's berate each and make poo jokes instead. You have nothing to discuss because you're uneducated and 0 personality

>>217862155
have a wank

>>217862185
you are literally a paedophile

im pickle rick

So it's just a bunch of rorkes on 4chan today then? Is it because his family just wants to enjoy Christmas without him banging on about migrants and muslims as usual

>>217862202
i turned myself into a pickle morty

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I bet Emma Watson has a pooey bum.

I'm Pickle Rorke

leftypol throwing a tandy because he didn't get a free palestine for chrissy

>>217862217
That's fucking hilarious

>>217862202
what a miserable little life you must lead

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done him

2026 will be rorke's year, he's gonna get in power, kick all the immigrants out, establish the UK ethonostate, and then the girl he had a crush on in school will go out with him

going to be a lot of pakis and wogs on here today talking about rorke

>>217862236
*clasps hands together and shakes them either side of my head*
*takes a bow*
Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all night!

Only Fools and Horses
Saturday Morning Kitchen
Morecambe and Wise
"don't make em like this anymore"
"can't make jokes like that any more because of bloody woke"
Kings speech
Fawlty Towers

A Rorke Christmas

>>217862253
of course. every social outcast and foreigner hates christmas because it’s when normal functioning people come together and celebrate a traditional holiday centered around goodwill and giving. seeing other people happy irritates them.

>>217862272
good post

>>217862252
>UK ethonostate
There's half a dozen indigenous ethnic groups to the UK who all hate one another. Can't happen

leftypol looking up the pagan roots of christmas

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>>217862198
OOOOOOO HE SAID THE THING HE SAID PEDO AGAIN
HOW ORIGINAL

Yeah, that feeling you're having right now? It's mutual.

>>217862304
no offense mate but he raped you

Ok leftypol calm down

gay porn looks like THAT?!

rorke excusing himself early to watch nick fuentes instagram reels

rorke needs to give it a fucking rest before i do him in

so no more free passes on the captcha?

>heh i just post gay porn on le interwebz for a laugh. it’s all a joke. i’m not a poof you see

rasheed trying to seethe about christmas but struggling with the captcha

Some you lot could do with a clue as your Christmas gift.

Went out for festivus with the lads last night
Big fuck off hangover today so get in

Not been to a club for yonks but never had a good night in one in my youth lads

Not a chad so zero chance with the ladies, usually just wound up in bed at 3-4AM with a lightened wallet wishing i'd have called it a night after pre-drinks

>>217862364
Your new year's resolution should be 'become interesting'

new character idea: rorke's sister
will be work shopping this at the /brit/ writers circle, look forward to seeing the lads there!

>>217862407
yeah?

>>217862437
is she fit?

>>217862407
know what you mean but I think I called time on my own social efforts too early. By like age 18 I was hanging it up saying going out, socialising, having friends, going after birds etc wasn't for me and dropped out of uni and gave up on life.

Realistically had I just kept at it it's almost guaranteed I'd have pulled some bookish university bird, shagged, and become normal.

For the record I didn't turn things around later, my life is still fucked to this day and I've never shagged. Now it really is too late though.

Another favorite pastime was digging a tunnel under his home; he attributed the secret of his success to "visits by elves" while he worked in the tunnel: "While I'm digging in the tunnel, the elves will often come to me with solutions to my problem."

the freaks are out in force today
my life is over!!
rorke on a mad one!!

>>217862448
not remotely

refuse to learn anything unless it's presented to me in soijak/chudjak format

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766517191513512.webm

>>217862450
always time to gain a clue

the proto gf is 13 years younger than me
reckon i'm in a bit of trouble

>>217862471
ktim

>>217862489
I'm 32 years old lad and I've never touched a boob or been on a date or exchanged text messages with a woman or been in the same room as a woman just me and her or spoken to a woman at work

>>217862471
*skitters towards you on all fours*
eee eeeee ee eeeeeee

>>217861742
mad how he makes a tractor trailer dip due to his fatness

I feel like we're drifting off topic here

poo

>>217862527
There aren't any tractors in that particular video.

poo

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>>217862544
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tractor_unit

ill be posting on here during christmas just like eveerey other day of my life

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It's my birthday

>>217862565
Went to type "I don't click links" but then saw you'd attached an image as well so you've done me here

accept my concession

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thinking of buying a tractor and using it as an rv

sometimes I cook chicken in a pan and loads of water comes out like what must be a small glass' worth of water then other times I cook the chicken and there's no liquid at all in the pan

what's going on there?

the penis mightier than the sword

pen is mightier*

For us, it is a holiday. Elsewhere, things go on as usual. We must be ever vigilant.

>>217862571
that's rorke's sister done then

just had a coffee lads gonna be up all night now wahey what will i do next

>>217861947
I post all of these. Love from Ireland.

Europe and Russia are actually gonna go to war. Madness.

>>217862690
where you staying at in japan lad show us your view

>>217862714
doubt any european lad would be willing to fight

>>217862714
ffs looks like ill have to step in and put a stop to it

>>217862727
Norway and Finland have conscription

>>217862743
yeah think the lads would just go to jail instead

Merry Saturnalia and happy Yule!

>>217862719
love you lads but you think it's my first time on 'chon, i remember the freaks here autistically trying to doxx thailad from the views he posted

shan't be giving any details, sorry

vpn confirmed.

>>217862754
Must be nice and hot down there, bastard

>>217862756
not tryingto doxx you just a big fan of japan post some pics

>>217862775
I'm sitting here in the air-conditioning at work getting paid to do nothing :) about to have a sleep on company dime too :D

doing a straight porn haka

So we're all watching Die Hard tonight lads yeah?

>>217862793
ill be watching zootopia 2

>>217862754
chringe
should be celebrating the local indigenuous events by this logic

>>217862800
>the local indigenuous events
yeah like... uhh... ummmm... yeah anyway...

>>217862800
seething christfreak

>>217862812
you are the one on 4chan on christmas day making shitposts about how you dont like christmas lmao

Note: Mousey died on the way back to his home planet

>>217862837
melty

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fucking lol can you imagine Sir Starmer doing this with the SAS or something

>>217862810
BODIED THAT FREAKAZOID NIGGERSWINE

>>217862846
He was blown into smithereens

>>217862843
imagine writing this on christmas day on 4chan
jesus actually wept

got the crimbo fit on, off to visit missus’ sisterberg in short

Good morning to all the incels in /brit/

>>217861770
Very Jewish face

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Rorke type shit

>>217862899
good morning !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1j5lzT2pVU

miss the 1st crypto bubble era lads, some god-tier memery

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>>217862865

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>>217862909

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box

>>217862941
inshallah he will serve out his time in imprisonment

Morning team. Feel a little bit better today so going to try toil and see how I feel. If I feel very unwell I'll say and can go home

good morning to the shaggers of /brit/

>>217862941
cute

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>>217862843

>>217862970
get out of here shagger the incels are running this joint until christmas is over

>>217862918
miss him. did he rly kill himself

>>217862989
good post

>>217862894
>>217862975
*shits in jewsus' mouth*

>>217863022
mate it's christmas and you're posting this gibberish on 4chan
please have a look at yourself

i support not wearing shoes inside but there is something silly about being at a party or a get together and everyone is dressed nicely but in their socks

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nghe heh heh

>>217862941
weird horse you've got there

>>217862989
this has always been a shagger general you incels are mere guests

>>217863045
*scratches your floor*

haven't bought a single present yet

>noooo you have to heckin' respect my jewish holiday that is usurped from your ancestors REEEEEEEE!!!
shan't

>>217863077
just imagine people people sitting in tuxedos and nice dresses at the table but in socks or just tights

Pooing on myself

>>217862899
ohayo gozaimasu

>>217863110
all your ancestors since 600 AD, have celebrated christmas as a christian holiday
why are their traditions and heritage to be discarded and the older ones from the iron age to be embraced?

Everything women do is a constant shit test

>>217863087
amazon gift cards de lad, instant

>>217863131
>just tights

hot

Thread is actually going much slower than usual

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>>217863206

>>217862925
Nicholas Gay Fuentes

>>217863110
why would jews celebrate christmas

>>217863194
because i say so
because i would dominate you in battle
because i don't like jews
shrimple
*heems you*

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>>217863240

*scores*
*gestures my hand up and down with palm parallel with the floor to imply that the fans should calm down*

>>217863272
cute

>>217863251
you couldn’t dominate your own arse

>>217858597
Chippenham? I hardly know him

rorke planning to sink 6 pints of the black stuff with the lads down at the pub later
leftypol planning to suck 6 black lads at the sauna later

>>217863272
I want a snake gf

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Happy holidays rorke!

japan poster is on the botnet paedo website you mongs

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>>217863115

HBA shit is weak you can keep that

What did pagans do for Europe again?

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>>217858597

finishing off the big mommas house trilogy today

>>217863360
lovely piles of rocks

>>217863333
Don't like this one bit

the once a year old school friends pubtoil looms later

>>217863360
well the Italians, back when they were called Romans, killed a LOT of j*ws under Emperor Hadrian. so there's that

use your rorke vision to trace the footprints back to the small boat landing site

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>>217863395
get the life embelished

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well that's Rorke's Christmas holiday to aus over and done with

convinced the christmas hating aussie is a yank on vpn

>>217863421
zesty

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going to the supermarket to pick up a 4 pinter of milk, potatoes and some ripen-at-home bananas. It's quite possible this trip will take me 4 or 5 hours.

where the HELL is the based grangler???

>>217863340
>the botnet paedo website
which one?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ND8s9BG9rwA

doing a watch

>>217863360
Lived it's spirit. I assume you want me to point to something material, as you're concept of value is inherently tied to Judeo-materialism.

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ktim

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Home Bargains onamadone

>>217863478
he's been replaced by the snorkular ringle

no i'm Australian. what's more important is that i'm /brit/ish descent, meanwhile you are a goofy swede who is so odious he's been cast out of his own general

>>217863403
kek we need to make the /brit/ game, more than enough material to make a /brit/ cinematic universe

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oh goodness gracious im so full of poo

Heathermong scranning an E nutri-score chocolate bar

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>>217863484

>>217863482
>it's
Also materialism allowed Evropa to conquer the world. Metallurgy in particular was rooted in a desire for ornaments

>>217863500
grow up

>>217863502
the whole a-e nutriscore is plain bollocks

>>217863421
me browsing /brit/

>>217863482
destroyed that heebjew

@217863518
FOY

we need more laws and regulations to stop normoids eating themselves to death

it's the responsibility of the government

>*roundhousing swedish babies into trashcans*

I dunno dude...

I think everybody's all jealous and shit, cos i'm like the lead poster in /brit/...

And i think everyone who's got a problem with me dude, then they need to take it up with me after the thread...

ask now what britain can do for you ask bitain hat you can it do

2026 will see the return of gimmicks in /brit/, from a lad who pretends to be a snail to the big return of 'pooey Lynx lad'

OOOOOOOI DID THE EARLY 20s EDGELORD POST ABOUT LE PAGANISM AGAIN DID HE
DID HE CALL CHRISTIANITY A JEWISH CULT

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>>217863605
Christianity is undeniably Jewish, you goof.
Return to the old Gods

Spainfreak personas
>canslad
>sacked tranny
>the "Ugandan" flag
>escortmong? (uncertain)
>the Croatian flag

Heathermong personas
>the hullposter
>gyaldemfreak (not really a persona just something he does)
>"Quentin"
>roobsmong
>suemong (retired)
>the "Canadian" flag

>>217863605
melt

Would like to apologise for all the gay stuff o said last night

did the dysgenic grey sludge paedo amerigoblin post his dogshit opinions

*turns on tap*
POSEIDON HAS BLESSED US!!!!!!

>>217863659
grow up mate

>>217863659
your persona:
unlikeable virgin incel

>>217863644
Rose mogs both of these foids in this movie

my thread dolly is realer than your thread dolly

there are multiple canadians, one uses extra flags unless he has a vpn set up specifically to appear like he's in nova scotia to only other extra flag users

>>217863644
maybe you should just not use the internet, at all, fuck off

The Welsh Senedd has awarded £330,000 to the Bangla Community Energy project, it's:

"a community-owned renewable energy initiative that aims to provide the South Asian community with a more sustainable future by reducing carbon emissions & energy costs".

>>217863760
Need my taxes raising so they can give more

snowing but it's so pathetically light that not having snow at all would be better

>>217863795
>>217863795
>>217863795

>>217863696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRenCoZfuDw

>>217861563
Thanks for the (You)